Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 258 Dare to eat fairy meat

At this time, a troll soldier ran over: "My lord, the slave camp is gone?"

Tu Xi was stunned: "The slave camp is gone. What does this mean? Why is it gone? The battle should not have affected that side."

The troll soldier said: "It's gone, it's gone, even the iron cage that locked people has disappeared, and the ground has sunk several meters. It seems that a secret method of moving mountains and seas was used to evacuate that land."

Tu Ji was furious: "Okay, it turns out that you bird gods are here to make trouble here to attract our attention, but they sent someone else to steal all the rations of this king. I have no one to eat, so I will eat you. "

Gu Shaohan didn't expect that Lu Feng really rescued the man, even took the man with the iron cage, and even removed the ground under his feet.

All of a sudden, he heard Tu Ji say that his ration was stolen and he was going to eat himself, so he immediately gritted his teeth.

The two bastards, Lu Fenghuaxing, save mortals but not gods. This is a typical example of picking sesame seeds and losing watermelons, and losing money.

How can the lives of thousands of mortals compare with my own? It's so stupid.

"Don't, don't eat me."

Tu Ke said coldly: "Take them to the kitchen to wash and peel them, and then fry them with sesame oil and eat them slowly. Remember, don't kill him yet, I will cook him alive."

Gu Shaohan's body was just trembling, frying and eating, it hurt so much, these trolls are really bad.

The troll cook came over, tied Gu Shaohan, Duan Wei and others like crabs, and took them to the kitchen.

Here, after Gu Shaohan was taken away, Hongjun asked: "My lord, do you really want to eat gods?"

Tu Xi knew that these two military advisers were good at everything, but they were very resistant to cannibalism. However, trolls cannibalize people just like people eat livestock. They have been eating for thousands of years, and it can't be changed easily.

Tu Xi really wanted to eat a fairy, because he hadn't tasted what a fairy was like, but he also knew that once he ate a fairy, he would be a big mess, so he was a little hesitant.

"Military division, I still follow your instructions. When they are about to be deep-fried and frightened to the extreme, you will intercede and let them go. This way, you will give them both kindness and majesty. This dry bird god will definitely not come again."

"However, even if they leave, that guy named Tiansha may still come to make trouble."

Hongjun said: "Your Majesty, I made a mistake. I thought that the Heavenly Court would send a few people to investigate the situation. As long as they go back and say good things about the trolls being strong and not intending to be enemies with the Heavenly Court, the Heavenly Court will not send any more people." The army is here to conquer. Unexpectedly, they have already sent capable generals who are ready to fight with us. Now that we let go of these heavenly court scouts, the battle cannot be avoided, so it is better to lock them up first as a bargaining chip."

"One more battle with Tiansha, both soft and hard, I am not afraid that he will not retreat."

Tu Ke laughed and said, "It's a good plan, let's do it like this."

Gu Shaohan, Duan Wei and others were stripped of their clothes and pants, and then thrown into a hot pool, washed off the dirt, put them on the cutting board, coated with simple marinade, put them on the plate, and prepared utensils such as iron plate stove , for frying.

Duan Wei and the others were powerless to resist, seeing that they were like fish and meat, they felt sad from it.

"Boss, we may be the worst gods to die. Boss, I don't want to die, so you find a way to save us."

Gu Shaohan was stripped naked, and was brutally treated by someone. He was already ashamed and angry, and when he heard Duan Wei complaining to himself, he thought that it was him who caused him to leak his whereabouts.

Otherwise, like Lu Fenghuaxing, he would have escaped long ago.

Now Lu Fenghuaxing has saved thousands of people, more or less made a contribution, but he and others were captured alive and betrayed the information of Heavenly Court. If they stay here, they will be fried. The fortune is unpredictable, and the heart is filled with grief and indignation.

"Shut up, if it weren't for you bastard, would I have been caught?"

Duan Wei disagreed: "My surname is Gu, what you said is wrong, what is it because of me, you are the one who insisted on arresting Hongmeng Hongjun, and we are all affected by you."

Gu Shaohan said: "You also agreed at the beginning, but it turned out that I was useless and was discovered by others, and my whereabouts were leaked. I was hiding in the dark, and I could find a way to save you, but now it's all over."

Duan Wei groaned in his heart: "Is there no other way?"

Gu Shaohan thought of an idea: "Everyone is holding back their excrement and urine, and when they are on the frying pan, they will pull out the excrement and urine together. I don't believe that these trolls can still eat it."

Duan Wei was speechless; "Boss, isn't there a cleaner way?"

Gu Shaohan scolded: "What time is it, you still need to be clean! It's okay, don't talk about it, you will be swallowed by the troll later, and it will be over once, and finally it will turn into feces and pee and pull it out, and it will be clean!"

Duan Wei said awkwardly: "Boss, it's not that I don't want to, but when I was found out before, I was scared to poop, otherwise, I wouldn't call you. I was thrown into the pool just now, and the poop on my body It has been washed clean, and now there is nothing alive in the stomach."

Gu Shaohan's face was extremely ugly, he was thrown into the pool just now and he choked on several saliva, he felt a strange smell, unexpectedly, it turned out to be Duan Wei's excrement and urine in his pants.

Thinking of this, I feel so sick in my heart, I feel like eating Duan Wei alive.

"You bastard, you were scared out of shit by the trolls, are you still worthy of a heavenly soldier, why don't you die!"

Duan Wei said: "My lord, you can't blame me, there are too many trolls, and I was afraid that you would leave me alone, so I was impatient, so..."

Gu Shaohan let out a long sigh, as if the world had lost its color.

In the past, when I was a master of the Qianlong list, traveling around the world was such a happy time. Looking back on the past, I really shouldn't have agreed to Wu Guofu's invitation to help him kill people.

Now he wanted to entrap Lu Feng again, but instead he met his pig teammate and was captured alive by the trolls. Could it be that this is the so-called evil comes with evil?

Suddenly, a voice came from nowhere: "Hey, remember to insert the water pipe into the backyard, fill them with water and enema, and clean up the feces and urine in the stomach. Don't wait a while, and when you eat it, you will be disgusting to the king."

Gu Shaohan was startled suddenly, these trolls were really trying to drive people to death, so that he lost even the last chance to resist.

Moreover, how could he be so humiliated as a majestic man? Gu Shaohan wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself.

But suddenly, hearing the sound of snickering, Gu Shaohan widened his eyes and saw that the troll chefs in the kitchen were working on their own, as if they regarded the white pigs as themselves.

A figure appeared beside him, Gu Shaohan took a closer look, who else could it be if it wasn't Lu Feng.

Gu Shaohan's face immediately flushed red: "You are teasing me."

Lu Feng smiled and said: "Those stupid trolls with rough hands and feet, how did they know that they need to enema and defecate before eating people."

Gu Shaohan didn't care about scolding him at this time, and was replaced by joy: "Lu Feng, quickly untie the rope for me, so I can escape."

Lu Feng shook his head and said, "No, the rope tied to your body has magic power attached to it. If I untie it now, I will definitely be discovered by the troll king, so I can't act rashly."

Gu Shaohan said: "You can't act rashly, are you just watching me being eaten by the troll?"

Lu Feng said: "Don't worry, the troll king is ruthless and will definitely not really eat you."

Gu Shaohan was in a hurry: "What if? Lu Feng, if you can't untie the rope, just take us away. Didn't you use magic to take away thousands of ordinary people? There is no reason why you can't take us away." How many?"

Lu Feng said: "It's not difficult to take you away, but Gu Shaohan, you have targeted me again and again, why should I save you?"

Gu Shaohan smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Lu, I'm convinced, and I will still target you in the future, and you will be struck by lightning, and you will die."

(End of this chapter)