Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 245 The Boss's Boss Bears a Hate
Lu Feng pulled Li Yusheng over and asked him, "I said, I'm selling wine, right? Is it in accordance with the rules in Heaven?"

Li Yusheng said: "What's the matter, isn't it selling wine? I participated in an exchange meeting before, and even fairies' underwear was traded, and they sold fifty catties of gold."

"Underwear?"

Lu Feng's three views have been refreshed again.

"Yeah, how many heavenly soldiers and generals are there in the sky? At least there are 10,000+. In addition to the regular army, the ratio of male gods and female gods is also eight to one. Therefore, there are too many bachelors in heaven. I have no choice but to use the fairy's underwear to relieve my lovesickness."

Li Yusheng sighed: "When you arrive in the Heavenly Court, even a normal man has to be impotent. You said how bad the Great Elder is. There is also a rule that says that if you are not officially naturalized or a full member of the Heavenly Court, you cannot Marry a wife."

"Those of us who are soldiers are just cannon fodder in the final analysis. If you don't become a commander, you can't apply for marriage. You can only watch your family grow old and be reincarnated."

"I also heard that many seniors have been stuck in the position of centurion for hundreds of years. They just don't want to be promoted to centurion. Even if they don't need real power, they can't just give them a reputation. I'm afraid that if we find women, the number of people in heaven will become larger. There are more and more, and the heavens are overwhelmed."

"Hey, the management above sings and sings every night, we little pawns have to be eunuchs, it's too fucked."

"Uh~"

Lu Feng patted his head, as if he also belonged to the category of singing every night.

Speaking of it, the gods in the prehistoric world, to a certain extent, have abandoned the seven emotions and six desires.

In the Saint Luo Continent, the emotions and desires will not only not be weakened, but will become more intense.

Therefore, the Heavenly Court is full of dissatisfaction. If the strongest king of the God Clan is not too strong, I am afraid that some people would have rebelled long ago.

Lu Feng said: "This is going too far, I want to ask you, will this wine be known to the gods? If they judge that I brewed spirits privately, affecting the management of heaven and the peace of the three realms, they will arrest me What do we do when we get up?"

Li Yusheng smiled and said: "I said brother, you think too highly of yourself, no matter what kind of strong alcohol it is, it can't shake the foundation of Heavenly Court, it's not poison."

"Also, don't worry, the God Clan will never care about you. No matter how delicious the wine you make, they won't bother you."

"Those people wish the air would be separated from us. How could they drink the wine you brewed? They only drink the special wine."

"Oh."

Lu Feng felt relieved: "That's fine, I'll sell you some, I don't have that many stools in my room, you can take them back and drink."

"OK, no problem."

Lu Feng returned to the room, opened the lid of the wine jar, saw that there were about twenty catties left, he scooped out a third, filled an empty wine bottle, and asked Li Yusheng to take it away.

As soon as Li Yusheng opened the bottle and smelled it, he felt a little overwhelmed. This wine is good.

Good wine needs to be paired with good meat, and the money is given to the subordinates to buy dozens of catties of fragrant meat, all that fly in the sky, run on the ground, and swim in the water, stew them in a casserole, add spices, and various seasonings.

Plus a few side dishes with wine.

In the evening, when everyone was laid off, they gathered together and prepared to have a good drink.

The younger brother who was stewing the meat suddenly said: "Boss, let's open a small stove here, do you want to invite Gu Shaohan, Ma Yongjia and the two centurions to eat together?"

Li Yusheng slapped him on the forehead: "I said Xiaoguan, you must be out of your mind. I only have so much wine and meat. I can't eat enough for myself. How can I share it with others?"

"Yes, yes, it's better for the boss to think about it."

"It smells so good. The meat is almost done. Boss, let's pour the wine."

Li Yusheng was a little anxious even now, nodded and said: "Okay."

Suddenly, the younger brother sitting by the window shouted: "Boss, Gu Shaohan is here."

"Gu Shaohan? This guy must be here to fight the autumn wind."

Li Yusheng hurriedly ordered: "Don't make a mess, don't make a mess, hide all the good wine and meat, and hide them well!"

"Yes Yes."

"Li Yusheng."

Gu Shaohan's voice came from outside the door: "You boy, what are you doing, let's go to Tianhe to see the fairies."

Opposite the Tianhe River is the inner courtyard of the Heavenly Court. There are many fairies serving the gods. Although they can't play with it, they can only watch it from a distance.

After the heavenly soldiers and generals were laid off, many people went to the Tianhe River to see the fairies.

Gu Shaohan and Li Yusheng have a good relationship. They went to see each other twice before, and their relationship quickly rose. When they came to Li Yusheng's house, they opened the door and walked in.

Gu Shaohan said with a smile: "Yo, the brothers are all here, and they put it on."

Li Yusheng said: "No, it's been a month since we came to Heaven, and it's been a hard job for everyone to do their duty this month. I want to set up a table to reward everyone."

Gu Shaohan laughed and scolded: "Li Yusheng, you are not kind, you don't call me when you treat guests to drink."

"Oh, you don't like to drink, don't you? You said before that anyone who asks you to drink will call your mother. How dare I."

In fact, Gu Shaohan went to ask Lu Feng for a drink, but in the end he didn't get a drop of wine, so he said he would stop drinking from now on, the reason was that drinking would delay his work, and anyone who dared to call him to drink would be scolded.

In fact, Gu Shaohan is definitely a wine putty, and he loves wine like hell.Don't ask for wine, don't mention how uncomfortable it is.

Now smelling the smell of wine, I immediately refused to admit it: "Who said this, why don't I know, I don't know how to drink good wine, and I'm not stupid."

Seeing that everyone was holding back their laughter, Gu Shaohan also felt a little offended.

"Okay, okay, it's okay to eat vegetables, let me see what delicious food you have made today."

Gu Shaohan looked at the table: "Fried peanuts, cucumbers in cold sauce, enoki mushrooms in cold sauce, yuba in cold sauce."

"I said, this is the only one you'll eat for Li Yusheng's treat. The meat smells like meat all over the room. Where did you hide the meat? If there's anything to hide the meat, take it out quickly."

"Take it out, just take it out, don't laugh, go get it!"

Li Yusheng asked someone to bring out the fragrant meat.

Gu Shaohan looked at it and was overjoyed: "Oh, this meat is not available in the cafeteria, the best three-color venison, as well as squab, oysters, flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. .”

Gu Shaohan tasted a few sips: "Well, the taste is also very good, and a little wine will be more satisfying."

Li Yusheng said helplessly: "You two-skinned person, if you want to drink, just say so, that's all, bring out the wine too."

"I'm telling you, drink this wine slowly, taste it slowly, but don't drink it in a hurry."

Gu Shaohan said with contempt: "Look at how stingy you are, I'll treat you tomorrow."

"Gu Shaohan, my dishes are nothing, but this wine, you can buy it just by saying it."

"Oh, you mean you can't buy this wine in heaven, right? It's easy to handle, I just ask someone to go to the lower realm to buy it. No matter if it is Shenzhou, Yunzhou, or Lanzhou, as long as it is the wine on the mainland of Shengluo, I will buy it. can buy."

Li Yusheng said: "It's useless, and the lower realm doesn't have to sell it. Only one person can brew this kind of strong wine."

Gu Shaohan thought of something, and his face suddenly sank: "You mean, this wine was brewed by Lu Feng, and he actually gave it to you?"

Gu Shaohan felt that he had lost face, he was the boss of Lu Feng's boss, and he was planning to rescue him last time in order to protect him.

In the end, that guy gave Li Yusheng the wine and didn't give it to himself, it was so damn hateful, and his face was about to be lost.

(End of this chapter)