Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 109 You Are the Worst Class of Immortals I Have Ever Taken

He Xiangu's heart tightened, and the Eight Immortals looked at each other. Now that the Jade Emperor has decided to kill relatives righteously, if these little gods don't know what to do.

The Great Gouchen Emperor Lei Zhenzi, the Great God Nezha of the Santan Haihui, Yang Jian Erlang Zhenjun, and the Pioneer Official Giant Spirit God who were standing around were not polite.

Those four-valued meritorious talents, five-direction Jiedi, six Ding Liujia, etc., must have swarmed up and captured them.

The atmosphere was dignified, and the Jade Emperor saw that the Eight Immortals were too frightened to speak, so he snorted coldly: "He Xiangu, why don't you speak anymore, weren't you able to speak before?"

Seeing that the matter had come to this, He Xiangu turned her heart to the Jade Emperor, and said tit for tat: "Your Majesty, we are gods, don't be evil spirits, not crooked ways. I can't figure it out, to relieve the people's worries, to eliminate harm for the people, What's wrong with that?!"

The Jade Emperor's face became more and more gloomy: "What a sharp mouth, you are right to eliminate demons, but the time is wrong, the place is wrong, and you have violated my holy will! You have violated my heavenly rules, so, You simply deserve to die."

The Eight Immortals were startled, and Qiqi jumped out to intercede:
"Your Majesty, we made a mistake. Please forgive He Xiangu, Your Majesty. We will not dare next time."

"Your Majesty, we are also forced to fulfill our promises."

"Yes, Your Majesty, in the final analysis, we still want to eat the food of the God of Cookery. If your Majesty goes to eat it once, he will definitely understand us."

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty, the dishes cooked by God of Cookery are comparable to any panacea in the world."

The more the Jade Emperor heard it, the angrier he became, and he roared: "What fulfillment of promises! What God of Cookery! What is comparable to a panacea! It's all nonsense! Just because you are greedy, you violate the rules of heaven, are you reasonable?"

"Originally admitting your mistakes sincerely, I can still punish you lightly, and even let the past go. But you make mistakes again and again, and you still refuse to obey discipline. Today, you must implement the law of heaven! Erlang God."

"Chen is here!"

"Send the Eight Immortals to the Demon Slaying Platform!"

Erlangshen was speechless, and said in his heart that you are pretending, how can there be a demon-slaying platform at this moment?

There are no flowers or plants in the yard, just a tree with a crooked neck, which is too short for hanging.

Taibai Jinxing stood up at the right time and interceded: "Your Majesty, the Eight Immortals made mistakes, but the crimes are not worthy of death."

The Jade Emperor was very angry: "Old Bai, don't you want to intercede with these hopeless people. If you can't clarify the punishment, how can I maintain my prestige in the heaven and abide by the rules?"

Taibai Jinxing said with a smile: "Your Majesty, calm down, you didn't clearly stipulate before that you can't get rid of a little demon who has not yet transformed. Therefore, the Eight Immortals are not considered to have violated the rules of heaven. At most, they should be convicted of resisting taxes and failing to pay."

The Jade Emperor said with a stern face: "If you resist the tax and don't pay it, it's just this one, and you should be executed for that."

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly persuaded the Eight Immortals: "You still haven't made up the membership fee, is it true that you are going to lose your head for a momentary desire for tongue?"

Tieguai Li, the head of the Eight Immortals, cried and said: "It's not that the ministers are unwilling to pay, but that we really have no money. We were going to the scalpers to buy meal tickets, but we met the yamen's catcher who just paid the money. The scalpers We were arrested and quickly arrested, and the meal tickets were confiscated. We were afraid of revealing our identities, so we didn't pursue them. Now we have lost all our personal money. We are also full of grievances and complaints, and we have to be punished Head, who can I ask for reasoning?"

The Jade Emperor was furious: "You guys are the worst-performing class of immortals I have ever brought up. The majestic gods of heaven have been bullied by a few mortals. How shameless are you?"

The Eight Immortals were speechless after being scolded.

Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes a few times, a bad idea came to his mind, he walked up to the Jade Emperor's ear, and whispered a few words, the Jade Emperor nodded again and again, with a happy expression on his face: "Okay, let's do it like this."

The Jade Emperor raised his head and said to the Eight Immortals: "Now that you have made a big mistake, the only way to do it now is to redeem your merits."

Tieguai Li asked: "Your Majesty, how can I atone for my crime?"

The Jade Emperor explained: "Now we have traveled in the world for a hundred years, and we have not supplemented the pan peach elixir for such a long time. If this continues, even if we have the magic of immortality, our bodies will gradually age and become human. No man, no god, no image at all.”

"So, I want you to go to Jieyang Mountain and steal some innate spiritual roots, such as flat peaches, ginseng fruit, yellow plums, etc., for everyone to eat, to replenish life span and mana."

Tieguai Li's complexion changed drastically: "Your Majesty, are you kidding me?"

More than 100 years ago, Guanyin Bodhisattva took Manjusri Bodhisattva and five hundred Vajra Arhats to Jieyang Mountain to steal peaches. They all failed and were arrested by others as gardeners, handymen, and servants.

Let Buddhism become the gods all over the sky, and the laughing stock of all monster races.

Although Immortal Ruyi was magnanimous in the end and released Avalokitesvara and the others, these Bodhisattva Vajra Arhats were often humiliated by monsters during their arrest.

The Eight Immortals are so humble that they will definitely not be able to succeed. If they are lucky, they will not die. In the end, they will be demoted to slaves, enslaved, and their reputation will be ruined.

"Your Majesty, your request is really difficult."

The Jade Emperor said indifferently: "I just asked you to steal a few fruits to quench the thirst of the immortals and keep their youthful appearance. Is this considered embarrassing for you?"

Tieguai Li's face was full of helplessness: "Your Majesty, we also want to eat flat peaches, ginseng fruits, and Huang Zhongli's innate spiritual roots. But with our ability, we really can't do it."

"Your Majesty, I heard that Zhulong caused a big fire in Xieyang Mountain, and Xieyang Mountain has increased its defenses. Now those who stay in Xieyang Mountain, there is a scorpion spirit, Mochou. She is now a Daluo Jinxian, and she is in Taiyi. When he was in the Golden Immortal Realm, he stabbed Da Ri Tathagata with the tail of a ponytail, which was extremely skillful."

"There is also the Great Bull Demon King, who is now a quasi-sage, plus their family of three, including Iron Fan Princess and Red Child, we are absolutely no match."

The Jade Emperor said: "I didn't ask you to rob, but I asked you to steal. Don't you know how to use your brain?"

Tieguai Li sighed: "Even if we can sneak into Jieyang Mountain by chance, the one who guards the orchard is Zhenjun Erlang's divine beast Roaring Sky Dog. The Roaring Sky Dog's nose has the supernatural powers of tracking thousands of miles away. Not to mention stealing things, you might be discovered before you reach the foot of the mountain."

Lan Caihe suggested: "Hey, it's better to let Zhenjun Erlang go. Zhenjun Erlang used to be the owner of Xiaotiangou. Maybe Xiaotiangou is worried, and maybe he will be lenient."

"What nonsense are you talking about! I have nothing to do with that wolf-hearted Xiao Tiangou for a long time. Whenever we meet, we must clean up the family, and there is no old relationship to talk about."

God Erlang was angry, Xiaotiangou was his divine beast before.

But because of this experience, Xiaotiangou, in order to dispel the worries in the heart of the Ruyi Immortal, killed the gods of the old heaven and then quickly.

Especially his old master, Xiaotiangou now has status and status in New Heaven, but when others say that he used to be Erlangshen's dog.

Xiaotiangou would feel extremely humiliated, and no one wanted to see Erlangshen die more than Xiaotiangou.

Moreover, Xiaotiangou has scruples, afraid that Immortal Ruyi will suspect that it is nostalgic for its old master, Erlangshen is not the same.

I was also afraid that the Jade Emperor would suspect that he wanted to go to the new heaven and would not trust him.

Especially now that Yang Chan ran away privately to hang out with a mortal named Liu Yanchang, which made him very embarrassed now.

(End of this chapter)