my primitive boyfriend

Chapter 180 That's a Regret (1)
"Okay, then wait!" After speaking, there seemed to be the sound of churning and tinkering.

Maybe Lin Ye doesn't have any material for jokes in his belly, so he's looking for it now!
"Okay, I found it!" Lin Ye's low voice still came through the microphone, as expected by Qi Luo!
"Get ready!" Lin Ye reminded Ziluo first, and then started his joke.

Once upon a time, a man was starving to death in the desert, when he picked up a magic lamp.

The magic lamp said, I can only grant you one wish, hurry up, I'm in a hurry.

The man replied, I want a wife...

After finishing speaking, the magic lamp immediately turned into a beautiful woman, and then gave him a disdainful look, almost starving to death and still greedy for beauty!sad!
Then it disappears.

The man went on to say... cake.

After speaking, there was silence at both ends of the microphone, and no one laughed out loud.

"Is this a cold joke?" After a few seconds, Zi Luo asked as if to make a comeback.

"Yes!" Lin Ye said firmly!

"Why don't I tell you another one?" Lin Ye asked deliberatively.

"Okay!" Zi Luo agreed with great face.

"A woman was urinating in the toilet, and a drunken alcoholic strayed in. Hearing the sound of urinating, he quickly said: Don't pour it, I really can't drink any more! The woman was frightened, she dared not pee, and couldn't hold it back. After farting, the alcoholic said: Brother! Why did you start another bottle!"

After Lin Ye realized what he was reading, he suddenly became incoherent, trying to defend himself, "Luo, I didn't mean it. It was on the computer. My mind was blank at the time."

"It's okay!" Zi Luo smiled, knowing that jokes are not Lin Ye's forte.

"Then let me sing for you!" Lin Ye suddenly remembered that the male protagonists in TV dramas would sing affectionately for the female protagonists, and he could do the same for Luo.

"Okay." Ziluo was still looking forward to it.

Lin Ye chose the song "The Moon Represents My Heart". Although the song is very old, it is still colorful, especially looking at the full moon in the sky and listening to Lin Ye's singing, Qi Luo suddenly felt that his mood was much better .

Although Lin Ye's tune is not very proficient, his voice is very moving, with a little hoarseness in the deep, especially attractive when he sings the climax!
"Lin Ye?" Qi Luo suddenly interrupted his singing.

"Ah?" Lin Ye replied a little nervously, he messed up when he was telling a joke just now, and now he won't be stiff too.

Zilo: "Let's get married!"

Lin Ye: "..."

Lin Ye wants to beat himself to death with a fist now, you said, why did you lose the chain at the critical moment, you idiot!
What a great opportunity!At that time, as long as I responded, wouldn't the matter be done?
At that time, hearing Qi Luo talk about getting married, Lin Ye only felt a "bang" in his head, and he exploded!
It was like the most beautiful fireworks blooming at that moment, and he even felt that his breathing had stopped.

It wasn't until the sound of "beep" came from the phone that Lin Ye's consciousness came back.

Only then did he realize that he didn't seem to have said anything!

No!Really didn't say anything!

God!Now Lin Ye is really beating his chest and regretting it!
Lin Ye thought to himself, but even if he didn't say anything, Luo should know what I mean, right?

Should, you know?

To be honest, Lin Ye is not sure at all!
Lin Ye has been struggling for a whole night!

Since the phone call with Luo, he has not fallen asleep, and now there are still two obvious dark circles on his face!

Lin Ye looked at an officer on the side, and listened to their chats on weekdays. Xiao Zhang seemed to be the best at these things, why don't you ask him?
"Hmph." Lin Ye cleared his throat and walked towards the corner.

"Xiao Zhang, can I ask you something?" Lin Ye asked in a low voice.

Xiao Zhang looked up and saw that he was the idol in his heart. His face became serious all of a sudden, he stood up immediately, and saluted a standard military salute, "Captain, tell me."

Such a big commotion caused everyone to pay attention, and Lin Ye's old face was about to be lost!

"Come in with me!" Lin Ye said, and went back to his office first.

Xiao Zhang, who followed behind, was both nervous and excited. He was the first person recruited by the idol into the office!However, could it be that he made some mistake?

Xiao Zhang here kept thinking about the scene after Lin Ye called him into the office, but he didn't expect it to be like this at all!

As soon as I walked into the office, Lieutenant Lin Ye drew the curtains impatiently. Isn't this the rhythm of wanting to do something about myself?

Xiao Zhang's eyes widened in shock, his face twisted, he crossed his hands to protect his chest, and looked at Lin Ye with resentment.

You said that you are not a big girl with yellow flowers, and it is disgusting to do this, okay?

"Xiao Zhang, I want to ask you something, do you think it's okay?" Lin Ye looked at Xiao Zhang discussingly, afraid that he would refuse.

"No!" Xiao Zhang flatly refused. An idol is worthy of being an idol. To do this kind of thing, you have to ask the person's opinion politely first, but he is a straight man. Even if the person opposite is Captain Lin Ye, he will never bend!

However, when Xiao Zhang saw Lin Ye's disappointed face, he couldn't help thinking whether he should sacrifice himself once and let the captain do something. Seeing that the captain seemed very sad, he couldn't bear it either!
No!

Soon, Xiao Zhang's rationality overwhelmed his sensibility. He hadn't even touched the girl's tender hands yet, so how could he be given by the captain.

Being rejected by Xiao Zhang, although Lin Ye was disappointed, when he saw Xiao Zhang's tangled face and awkward movements, he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body.

"Xiao Zhang, what's wrong with you?" Lin Ye glanced at the air conditioner, 25 degrees, it's normal, it shouldn't be cold!

"Captain." Finally, Xiao Zhang hesitated for a while, but decided to persuade him to return to the right way. A soft and slippery girl is right. What's so good about a tough man?
"I think we should correct our mistakes. Girls are our ultimate affiliation. You can't make mistakes again and again and go further and further on the crooked road!"

After saying this remonstrance, Xiao Zhang pursed his lips in fear, wondering if the captain would not repent after hearing these words, but would get worse instead?

Maybe he will punish himself in anger?

"What are you talking about?" Lin Ye looked at Xiao Zhang's swearing to the death, frowned, and asked suspiciously.

"Captain Lin Ye." Xiao Zhang closed his eyes and died as soon as he died! "I don't like you, you should give up as soon as possible!"

(End of this chapter)