I collect rubbish in fairyland

Chapter 3 Everyone is here to buy oranges.

Because he saw that all the oranges appeared on the car with a wave of her hand.

Rubbing his head in a daze for a while, Yuan Meng patted his thigh and wiped it, forgetting that there was a fairy beside him.

So he pushed the cart and left, and Chang'e followed him with light steps.

"You go back, I'm going to sell oranges, I'm not going out to play, besides, it's not good for others to see your outfit." Yuan Meng thought that it would be inconvenient to sell oranges with such a beautiful woman by his side. There are villains plotting against her.

"It's okay, other people can't see me, you see I am so beautiful, but none of the passers-by on the side of the road stops to look at me." Chang'e smiled and said, pointing to passers-by.

Yuan Meng saw that it was really as he said, they were all busy going to their destination, even if they passed by, at most they saw the oranges on his car, their eyes were so surprised that they stopped for a while, Then move on.

So he didn't stop him, and took Chang'e to sell oranges together.

Shaze County is a small county within the jurisdiction of Haiyun City.

Yuan Meng lives here, because it only takes half an hour to get to Haiyun City by bus from the passenger terminal here, and the prices and housing prices are lower than Haiyun City, so he is here.

"Wow, the god orange, the best heavenly orange, absorbs the aura of heaven and earth, the god orange grown from the essence of the moon in a few days, you can become a fairy if you eat it, it only sells for 100 yuan, the quantity is limited, while stocks last, no bargaining .”

In Shaze County, a large group of men, women and children gathered around a man who sold oranges. Hearing the young man in his 20s spit and praise how good his oranges were, they couldn't believe it.

"Young man, how did you grow your oranges?"

"Young man, let's speak with conscience. If you eat an orange, you can become a god. Then why do you all work? Why not just eat oranges."

At this time, various orange merchants said that although the orange was big and plump and bright in color, it was too exaggerated for him to say so.

"Uncle and aunt, I'm exaggerating when I say this, but the taste of our oranges is really good, and they only sell for 100 yuan. If you can't buy 100 yuan, you won't suffer, and if you buy 100 yuan, you can't be fooled. It's really worth the money. .”

Yuan Meng's eloquent explanation made passers-by burst into smiles, and Chang'e, who was next to him, laughed so hard that her stomach ached.

Then he said to passer-by B: "Buy one and try it, and you will know whether my oranges are worth the price."

Passerby B was taken aback, then shook his head with a smile. 100 yuan for an orange is not something a poor man like him can afford, but if it is really delicious, that's another story.

But what if it's not tasty?He doesn't want to suffer this loss, there must be a precedent for everything, the first person to try it, think it's delicious, then he won't be ashamed of his pocket.

"100 yuan, if you don't give me 100 yuan, you still laugh, if you don't give me money, you still laugh." Yuan Meng suddenly curled his mouth, and an online plot was deduced, making everyone burst into laughter.

"Your orange looks good, and it's quite big. No one eats it, so I'll eat it." A middle-aged man in his 30s walked over with a smile.

"Uncle, these oranges are guaranteed to be sweet and delicious. If you eat one, you will want to eat the second one." Yuan Meng said with a smile, and after half an hour of yelling here, finally someone who knows the goods came.

"But what if it doesn't taste good?" The middle-aged man picked up an orange and asked instead.

"It's not delicious, you smashed my stall." Yuan Meng was full of confidence in this orange, and joked that this orange came from heaven. Although it is said that eating it will not make you become a fairy, nor will you grow a piece of meat, but its taste is not worth mentioning. what.

"That's right, it's not good, it ruined his business." At this time, Chang'e was so excited that she jumped on Yuan Meng's back and let him carry her on her back. But no one else can hear or see it.

The man in his thirties was amused by his words, and boldly took out 100 yuan and handed it to Yuan Meng.

"Hehe, yes, I'll give you 100 yuan, but I'll let it go first. If it's not delicious, I'll really ruin your stall. I, Brother Li, have been on this street for more than ten years. Everyone knows me This temper."

Because Chang'e came up, Chang'e came up so suddenly that Yuan Meng didn't catch the money, and she bent down, her legs bent, and she almost didn't kneel on the ground.

Everyone was very puzzled by this, what's wrong with this young man, he almost knelt down and kowtowed when he knew that the other party was Brother Li.

Yuan Meng scolded Chang'e in her heart for being ignorant, and then said in a hurry, "You are Brother Li? I am blind."

"How do you know me?"

"I don't know, I'm not close to you. As the saying goes: Brother Li, the society, will send you two big waves. There are more than 200 younger brothers, and everyone has a house and a car." Yuan Meng took the money with a smile.

"I'm just in the fruit business. What you said is an old underworld land!" Li Ge glared at him, but he had a good impression of this very talkative guy in his heart, so he simply tried it first.

If it doesn't taste good, teach him a lesson and ask him to do business well. Maybe he can really smash someone's stall because of the 100 yuan. Seeing him like this, it's not easy to come out to do some small business.

Furthermore, he also wanted to see what kind of oranges could be worth 100 yuan.

On the other hand, Chang'e kept making funny faces at Yuan Meng.Yuan Meng, on the other hand, was depressed in his heart, but he didn't dare to vent it to outsiders.

Under the eyes of everyone, Li Ge picked up an orange and peeled it, took out a piece and brought it to his mouth, took a tentative bite, and the orange juice splashed all over the place.

He didn't speak for a long time, everyone thought, ruined, this orange must not taste good, Brother Li will have to smash the stall later.

Many people on this street knew Brother Li and his irritable temper, so they felt sorry for Yuan Meng in their hearts.

Unexpectedly, Li Ge began to "hum-chi-hum-chi" the oranges, and even saved the rhythm of breaking the petals.

After eating the oranges in one go, he wiped his mouth, "Yes, young man, your oranges are delicious. You said that I have been selling oranges for so many years, and this is the first time I have eaten such delicious oranges. I still have money here. I'll take all the oranges." As he spoke, he took out a thick stack of banknotes from his bag, and was about to go to a nearby bank to withdraw money.

"Wait, you can't pay for everything, isn't it just one yuan, who doesn't have it, young man, this is 500 for me, give me five."

"This is 200, give me two."

With the "advertising" effect of Li Ge, a well-known person, the orange business suddenly became hot.

In less than an hour, all the oranges he brought were sold out, and many orange merchants asked him to save some for the next year.

Brother Li even exchanged his mobile phone number with him, saying that he could call him if he needed anything.

Everyone left, Yuan Meng counted the money, and when he saw [-], he was so happy all of a sudden.

He found a place to put the tricycle, and Yuan Meng, who was in a good mood, pulled Chang'e and said, "Let's go, let's have a good meal." He hadn't eaten all morning, and he was really hungry.

After hearing the meal, Chang'e's eyes lit up, and she held his arm, extremely gentle.

I found the best restaurant in Shaze County, went into the private room, ordered the most expensive dishes, and the two of them hugged each other. Yes, just the two of them had dinner, as if they hadn't eaten in a few lifetimes.

Yuan Meng was also very puzzled when eating. Although she was very hungry today, she ate three bowls of rice in a row, but Chang'e was even more frightened, and ate eight bowls in a row.

It's hard to imagine how such a thin and slender person can eat so much.

"Didn't you have a meal in the morning? How can you still eat so much?" Yuan Meng paid the bill, watched the waiter leave in a daze, and said to Chang'e who was still full of ideas.

"Are you starting to dislike me?" Chang'e squinted at him with a threatening look.

"No, no, no, how could I despise you." This is his lucky star, Yuan Meng dared not offend her, and immediately expressed his support.

At this moment, Yuelao's cell phone rang, and he took it out to see, hehe, it was Yuelao's psychopath.

"Hey."

"It's sold. Are you going to give me some bonus? I don't want too much, just give me a 200 yuan red envelope." Yue Lao smiled playfully on the phone.

"You are really shameless." Yuan Meng scolded amusedly, and then said seriously: "Can you spend the money I have here?"

"It's okay, the red envelope will be converted automatically, transfer it to me, this is Tiandi Bank." Yuelao said with a smile.

"Success, I'll transfer it to you right now." Yuan Meng hung up the phone and transferred 500 yuan to Yuelao, making money, so of course he had to be generous.

But he is not being generous, giving the extra 300 yuan is considered a bribe. After all, life is long and he will still have things to ask for help.

(End of this chapter)