I collect rubbish in fairyland

Chapter 28
Not long after, the stir-fried pork that Chang'e dreamed of was ready. Chang'e's eyes lit up, and she ran out with a large plate of stir-fried pork, and threw Yuan Meng, who was crying, into the kitchen.

Go cry yourself, the sky is important, the earth is important, nothing is as important as this fairy's belly.

Wanting to share the hardships, being tired from the husband, can't make this fairy hungry.

This is Chang'e's policy.

Yuan Meng wiped away his tears, he just fried chili peppers, the spiciness was so eye-catching that his tears burst into tears.

To his great relief, Chang'e kept wiping his tears with his sleeve.

Smelling the faintly feminine scent, Yuan Meng felt in her heart that she had an emotional sustenance.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the stir-fried pork was finished, Chang'e just grabbed the plate and ran away.

It was so unfeeling, so unfeeling, Yuan Meng wanted to cry.

He was quite wronged.

What about men being superior to women?

What about the three obediences and four virtues?

Wait, these are useless in front of Chang'e, and I don't want to see how he has been bullied since Chang'e came to him.

It's too aggrieved, it's simply too aggrieved.

A few more dishes came out of the pan, but Chang'e didn't come to pick them up, so he had to work hard to deliver them to her himself.

When all the dishes were cooked, he took out the bowls and chopsticks and came to the table, ready to eat some too.

After all, he hadn't eaten all day.

As a result, Nima, the house was in a mess, and all the dishes had a little soup left.

"You should save some for me." Yuan Meng said sadly.

"Who knows if you have eaten with Hu Meizi outside? Besides, you cooked these dishes specially for me. It's a favor to keep them for you. It's your duty not to keep them. You're yelling like that." What are you doing?" For Yuan Meng's words, Chang'e chose to give him a big blank stare.

"." She was still eloquent, and Yuan Meng found herself speechless for a while.

Yue Lao, you come out, I will fight with you!

Okay, I agree to marry such a daughter-in-law.

I bear you.

Therefore, the sad Yuan Meng had no choice but to make some vegetable soup.

Seeing him deflated, Chang'e was filled with pride.

Immediately, with a wave of her hand, she swept across the plate all night, and all the dishes that had just disappeared appeared on the plate again.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Meng couldn't help being a little stunned.

Seeing that Yuan'e didn't look so intimidating, Chang'e couldn't help but burst out laughing, "I was just kidding you."

"Is there someone so funny? If you're teasing me, I'll kick you out of the house!" Yuan Meng muttered softly when you treated your husband as a child and still made such a joke.

Just as he was about to pick up his chopsticks, he found that the atmosphere in the room had suddenly cooled down.

Subconsciously raising his head, he saw Chang'e looking at him with a slightly cold face, and the slight chill in her beautiful eyes made him shiver.

"What did you say?" Chang'e asked.

"I didn't say anything." Yuan Meng was taken aback for a moment, and then he realized that he had said something wrong, so he hurriedly laughed and said, "Ha, I said our Chang'e is the best, she is not only beautiful, but also considerate. "

Hearing what Yuan Meng said, Chang'e's complexion turned slightly better just now, and she hummed, "You can talk." She didn't take Yuan Meng's words very seriously just now, of course she knew that Yuan Meng was joking.

The two had dinner, and the rain outside had stopped by this time.

Yuan Meng went to wash the dishes, then sat on the sofa and played with her mobile phone.

As for Chang'e, she seems to have a special feeling for cucumbers. At some point, another cucumber appeared in her jade hand and she gnawed on it, her cheeks were full.

Going to QQ with nothing to do, Yuan Meng received a friend verification just after logging on to QQ.

It was a screen name of "Haiyun Pheasant, it's so bad that the water comes out from the back", and the profile picture was a leaky **** beauty.

Seeing this, 1 muddy horses galloped past in Yuan Meng's heart. This nima is a liar, an absolute liar.

However, he also admires the level of this guy's name. Although it is earthy and stinky, it is very attractive. Most people will definitely be attracted by this screen name.

But you just want to use this screen name to attract Brother Meng, obviously you underestimate Brother Meng, is Brother Meng an ordinary person?
He has Chang'e, so how could he be attracted by such a vulgar online name.

Therefore, he secretly blacklisted this friend-authenticated comrade netizen and reported it.

It's so cheap, that's it.

Boring in the high school group chat for a while, his QQ vibrated again.

It's a netizen named Tianya, he knows this netizen, he played "Gods and Demons" game friends with him at the beginning, and later "League of Legends" became popular, and the two moved to fight together, and "Gods and Demons" started Think of it as a night tour to pass the time when you are bored.

Tianya: "Are you there?"

Lin Xi (Yuan Meng's screen name, Lin Xi is Lin Xi if you take apart the word Meng): "Yes."

Tian Ya: "If you have time, play with me in the league, I'm going to the Platinum promotion match today."

Lin Xi: "My number can't be ranked with yours, and you have a golden number."

Tian Ya: "Yes, as much as you want, if you have any requirements."

Lin Xi: "Sword Girl, Sparta, Male Sword, Rune 15 attack power is normal and standard."

Tianya: "Success, when will it be online."

Lin Xi: "About half an hour, I'll go to the Internet cafe."

Tian Ya: "Alright then, call me at the Internet cafe."

After logging off QQ, Yuan Meng didn't want to go at first, but after playing with Long Jintao for a few minutes today, his heart was scratched.

And Tianya knows this guy very well, what he said to play for a while, it must be seven or eight hours to lay the foundation, Yuan Meng estimated that as long as he accompanied him to play two games, this guy would have to drag him to play all night.

"I'm going to an Internet cafe, what do you say?" Yuan Meng actually wanted to tell her to stay at home, but the problem was that he didn't dare to say that.

"I'll go too." This was Chang'e's answer.

Yuan Meng frowned, "You'd better stay at home, I guess you'll have to spend the night in the Internet cafe, it's very boring." In fact, he wanted to say that you don't have a physical body, and you might still make noise for me to talk with you there, if I If I don't talk to you, you will definitely get angry again. If I talk to you, others will think I'm crazy.

"I'm going. Aren't you just afraid that I'll trouble you? It's okay. I'll materialize and watch a movie next to you, okay?" Chang'e pouted, grabbed his arm and begged.

Seeing her longing little eyes, Yuan Meng's heart suddenly softened, but he was still a little worried, "Do you have a body? Do you really have a body?"

"Of course." Chang'e nodded very seriously.

"Okay then." Yuan Meng reluctantly nodded, and then he instructed: "But we can agree in advance that we must be honest."

"Obey." Chang'e gave a very standard military salute.

Who did she learn all this from? Yuan Meng was puzzled. Chang'e came to this mortal world and learned all the good and the bad.

(End of this chapter)