My identity as an ancient celestial master was exposed by yearning

Chapter 3

Xiao Chen lived for more than 200 years.

In fact, he couldn't remember how many years he had lived.

He has seen too many landscapes in this life.

Laozi, Qin Shihuang, Xiang Yu, Zhuge Liang, Wei Zheng
These famous figures in history all had acquaintances with him once.

From the perspective of a bystander, he witnessed the changes in the Xia Kingdom over the past few thousand years.

But he still couldn't figure out why the spiritual energy between heaven and earth would gradually disappear.

The last monk he saw was Wudang Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng.

That kid lived nearly two hundred years old.

But in the end, he still couldn't escape the suppression of heaven and earth, and turned into a cup of loess.

Every time Xiao Chen recovered, he would search for answers in the world.

But in the end nothing came of it.

The last 1000 years.

He often sleeps for decades.

When you wake up, it will cause changes in the world.

The landslide this time was also because he woke up again.

And his relationship with this village has to start from 500 years ago.

When he woke up that time, he met a beautiful girl.

The two had a love affair.

Later the girl gave him two children.

The villagers of this village are his descendants.

After spending the whole life with his wife and children, Xiao Chen fell into a deep sleep again.

It's not that he doesn't want to live with his wife and children forever.

But even if his cultivation base is advanced, he cannot make people live forever.

With his great supernatural powers, he allowed his wife and children to live past three hundred years, which can be regarded as an act against the sky.

Until he wakes up later.

It was found that later generations had established a village in Xiangxi.

But he was oppressed by bandits in the mountains.

Xiao Chen was furious for a moment, took a butcher's knife and rushed into the mountain.

He killed more than 300 bandits!

Blood stained the entire cliff!
After returning to the village, he lived with the villagers for a period of time.

So these old people in the village will still remember his appearance.

The program team was very happy at this time.

The old Xiao hero agreed that they would shoot the fifth season here.

This is simply a great thing!

The director is looking forward to what kind of story will happen between him and Mushroom House!
He set up cameras in every corner of the house, and then left with other staff.

They set up a shed a few miles away.

The director also ordered that no one should approach the mushroom house.

Because he didn't want to make Xiao Chen angry.

And inside the mushroom house.

Xiao Chen looked at the group of [-]-year-olds in front of him, and said:

"Go back first, I will find you if I have something to do."

"Old ancestor! We still want to accompany you again!"

The old people are reluctant to part.

"Don't worry, I won't leave for a while."

"Okay then, let's leave first."

The old people left on crutches.

Before leaving, the village chief asked if he wanted all the villagers to bow down to Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen shook his head and refused.

He doesn't like excitement.

Hate the red tape even more.

He simply asked about the situation in the village, and he was relieved when he learned that the life in the village was not bad.

After everyone leaves.

Only Xiao Chen and Mushroom House's family of four were left in the house.

noon.

Peng Yuchang went outside the bedroom and knocked on the door, and said respectfully:
"Grandpa, the food is ready, come down and eat together!"

"understood."

Xiao Chen pushed the door and walked out. After half a day of meditation, he became more energetic.

"Grandpa! You don't look like someone who is almost two hundred years old!"

Peng Yuchang sighed.

"As long as you practice meditation more, your lifespan will be extended."

Xiao Chen stroked his beard and smiled.

"Practice?!"

Peng Yuchang's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked:

"Does Xiuxian really exist?"

Hearing this question, Xiao Chen raised his head and laughed.

The audience in the live broadcast room thought he was joking with Peng Yuchang, and booed one after another.

"Peng Yuchang, are you stupid for reading online novels?"

"You made old grandpa laugh!"

"Grandpa is talking about meditation, meditation is meditation, how can it be so metaphysical!"

Peng Yuchang's face was full of shame and embarrassment, he lowered his head and said nothing.

Xiao Chen smiled and patted his head, then walked downstairs.

yard.

He Jiong brought a large bowl of noodles to the table.

Today, Huang Lei made his famous topping noodles.

There are more than a dozen dishes of ingredients on the table, including sesame paste, minced meat, chopped peanuts, chopped coriander, and chopped shallots
From a distance, you can smell a fragrance.

"Grandpa, hurry up and eat noodles!"

Seeing Xiao Chen go downstairs, He Jiong hurried over to catch him.

"You don't need to help me, it's not that the old man can't walk."

Xiao Chen laughed, walked to the table with steady steps and sat down.

Seeing that he was seated casually, Huang Lei hurriedly reminded:

"Grandpa, you sit in the upper seat!"

"Don't care about these, everyone can do whatever they want."

Xiao Chen didn't care.

"I'll mix a bowl of delicious noodles for grandpa!"

Zhang Zifeng filled a bowl full of noodles, poured various ingredients on it, and served it to Xiao Chen.

"Little girl is really sensible."

Xiao Chen took the face from her hand, and nodded in satisfaction.

Then he picked up the chopsticks and took a few bites with a surprised expression on his face.

"Not bad, it tastes like old Peking!"

"The old man is indeed well-informed, Mr. Huang is from Peking!"

He Jiong gave him a thumbs up.

"Speaking of people from Peking, I almost slaughtered that old lady from the Qing Dynasty when I was in Peking."

Xiao Chen fell into memory.

"That old lady from the Qing Dynasty?"

Everyone was stunned.

Why are you talking about the Qing Dynasty?

How long has this old man lived? !
Huang Lei asked cautiously:
"Old man, the old woman you are talking about is"

"It seems to be called Cixi, I can't remember exactly."

What the fuck? !
Huang Lei was so frightened that he almost dropped the bowl on the ground.

This old man is really not surprising!

He even met Cixi!

In this way, he should be more than two hundred years old!

Cixi died in 1908!
It has been 212 years so far.

And listening to his tone, it seems that he was not just born at that time!

The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Is the old hero really bragging?"

"I look like, who can live for more than 200 years?"

"Good guy, this is about to become a master!"

"You can't say that, we all saw the grandfather appearing and disappearing in an instant!"

"This must be the hype of the program group! I will put my words here! If it is true, I will chop off my head and use it as a urinal for the old man!"

"You still have to see if the old man wants to be you!"

At this moment, the loudspeaker hanging above the courtyard suddenly rang:
"Next, I will tell you the rules of the life you yearn for this season"

"Peng Yuchang listen carefully, this is all your work."

Huang Lei made a joke.

"I know how to bully Peng Yuchang all day long."

He Jiong gave him a white look, and then said: "Peng Yuchang doesn't want to do everything, just leave the work that doesn't sweat to my sister."

Peng Yuchang wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only slap a few mouthfuls of his face.

Zhang Zifeng covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

(End of this chapter)