Hundred Ghosts Taboo

Chapter 97 The Makeup of Death

Seeing Bai Wuji's cell phone vibrate, Chu Ling asked, "Who is calling?"

"Fatty Wu."

"It's just right, I have something to ask him." As he said that, Chu Ling stretched out his small hand and took Bai Wuji's phone.

Bai Wuji didn't care, he was about to ask Chu Ling, how did someone dig a hole without a shovel or a hoe?
What's more, this villa also has a foundation, unless the so-called 'tomb' is in the basement where the villa may be hidden, otherwise, if it is really under the foundation, then call an excavator, manpower will definitely not work.

In fact, this is what Chu Ling wanted to ask. Since Fatty Wu knew about this kind of tomb, he made a phone call earlier and didn't intend to mention the word magic to renew his life, it means that this fatty still has some ideas about this matter. understand.

Chu Ling connected the phone, and before he could speak, Fatty Wu started yelling: "Hey brother, I know Xiao Ling's temper, and I probably can't stop it, you have to help me out, don't be lazy, buddy knows you are amazing , don't let Little Ling be in danger..."

"Wu Hao, what are you talking about?" Chu Ling frowned, feeling as if Fatty Wu had made a mistake. He said who was more capable and still protected her?Mowgli?
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Fatty Wu slapped himself on the other side of the phone: "Then what little spirit, I didn't wake up, I was talking in my sleep... Oh yes, I know I can't stop you, are you in your client right now?" What about home?"

"That's right, I was planning to ask you. I know you must have a way, so I deliberately pretended to be stupid." Chu Ling sneered.

Seeing the two little canine teeth and Chu Ling's treacherous expression, Bai Wuji's face was immediately blackened.

But he also heard what Fatty Wu said just now, and was almost frightened, thanks to Chu Ling who didn't take it seriously.

Fatty Wu continued: "Hey, Xiaoling, you are really smart. I analyzed that before. Didn't my nephew say that the residents here are not usually haunted? Besides, they all died after going out. ,right?"

"That's it."

Fatty Wu responded, and continued: "That's right, the living live on the head of the dead, even if they don't burn incense or make sacrifices, they can't sleep well at night, and they will be scared away in a few days. But the current It must be different, since he didn't dream about ghosts, it means there is nothing below, so this is a fake tomb of sorcery."

"Then, what's the use?"

"I don't know the usefulness. There is such a way to extend life in the head drop technique, but not only the head drop technique, I have also heard that some evil ways in your industry also use this method to steal the sky for the day, and use the life of the sacrifice to replenish your own. Yangshou, some people have even used this method to live for hundreds of years. Moreover, this method of extending life can not only be used by humans."

When Bai Wuji heard this, he couldn't take it any longer, so he took the phone: "Okay, okay, just tell me what to do, Professor Wu, you can start the lecture when you get back to normal."

Because Fatty Wu talks a lot and likes to show off his miscellaneous Feng Shui Taoism and so on, so Bai Wuji recently gave him such a nickname.

"No way, I know I can't stop you two, I said, in fact, the broken house tomb is very simple, a three-year-old child can do it, especially the one you are in now, there are no dead people, it's just a magic prop room Tomb. It only needs to make the whole house and tomb filthy."

"What's filthy?" Chu Ling asked.

"Well, to put it bluntly, it's just smearing shit all over the wall."

When Fatty Wu said shit, Bai Wuji and Chu Ling felt disgusted, the whole room was covered with shit?Do you know how big this villa is and how much shit it needs?
Chu Ling rubbed his forehead and continued to ask, "What's the difficulty?"

"The difficulty is the tomb guardian spirit. This thing is powerful. Let me tell you this, little spirit, you are just putting ten or eight evil soldiers at the door. When the tomb guardian spirit comes, you are not used to it. It is very difficult to deal with it." , and I'm not sure whether my method can work, the risk is very high, so I don't want you to get involved. "

"Tell me, what is the solution?" Chu Ling asked.

"A few things are needed to deal with them, um... a pair of virgins, a rooster blood that has just been killed for less than twelve hours, and a black dog." After finishing speaking, Fatty Wu laughed on the phone: "Virgins are easy to talk about, hehe , Xiaoling is fine, so what kind of nephew, you go to someone's house to borrow a child, boy."

"Hey, what do you mean? I can't be a virgin if I dare to love you?" Bai Wuji muttered dissatisfied.

Fatty Wu continued: "Don't interrupt, and then when you find a child, let the child pee, and the boy pee, and then let Xiaoling carry the urine around the living room on the first floor of their house, sprinkle the boy's urine on the four corners, and then This is the key point, there must be some boy urine left, and hide the boy urine under the coffee table, because the ghosts and ghosts who will come to the tomb of the guard room later, this thing is only afraid of urine, and they can't get in and out of the four corners of the house. Urinating under the coffee table is because when guests come, the place they stay most often is the coffee table, which absorbs the spirit of hundreds of people, and can cover the boy's urine, so that those things will not guard against it."

This way of talking was messy, but Bai Wuji and Chu Ling miraculously listened to it, and Bai Wuji even asked: "What about the black dog chicken blood?"

"Chicken blood is because I am worried that it is really hard to find children in this world, and most children will not be lent to you to mess around, so if you really can't find it, use chicken blood instead."

Bai Wuji had black lines all over his face.

"What about the black dog?" Chu Ling asked.

"The black dog is because I'm worried that you two will be bored after a long night, so I bought one for fun. And I'm going to Yichuan in a few days, and I really want to eat dog meat, so..."

"Get lost!" Bai Wuji and Chu Ling said in unison.

"That's enough, I'm not joking. I would like to remind you one last thing. After the tomb is destroyed, this place will be unusable. The tomb guards are connected to the tomb, and their souls will soon be scattered, so they are very angry. I will try my best to kill the two of you, you two must be more careful! It’s okay, I’m fine tomorrow morning, call me and report to me.” Fatty Wu finally finished what he wanted to say .

When he was about to hang up the phone, Fatty Wu repeatedly told Bai Wuji to protect Chu Ling.

Because the voice on Bai Wuji's phone was too loud, Chu Ling heard a few sporadic words and was a little puzzled. Why did Fatty Wu always say that Bai Wuji would protect her?

"Boss, Fatty Wu hung up the phone, what should I do, do as he said?" Bai Wuji asked.

Chu Ling was also depressed, she sat on the sofa, raised her eyebrows, held back for a long time, looked at Bai Wuji and said: "I only told him that the house might be demolished, but I didn't say that the walls of his house would be demolished." Putting on... smearing shit, it’s so disgusting, hey silly, do you think he won’t pay me the bill?”

Bai Wuji's face was full of black lines: "Then let's go, go home..."

As a result, Chu Ling said something that made Bai Wuji almost vomit blood and vomit to death: "Oh, forget it, I'm unlucky...I'll borrow the little boy's urine, you...you stay here and shit."

Bai Wuji petrified on the spot.

"Hey, I'm not the boss, why don't you play with me? Tell me how big this villa is? How long will I have to wait for such a heavy workload? Besides, I haven't eaten dinner yet. How can I do it?"

"Then you can't let me, a little girl, shit and paint the wall!"

"You...then what, I'm responsible for the boy peeing, why don't you go out and borrow some shit?"

Chu Ling shook his head, and smiled close to Bai Wuji: "Silly, hey, you're the best, I'll give you a bonus later, go and make shit for me."

Damn, this girl has been changed again.

Bai Wuji found out that whoever Chu Ling talked to was very cold and serious most of the time, and he would just show off to him every now and then, but...

"It's not lethal at all, let me tell you, shit has nothing to do with me, you have to do it yourself."

"Bai Wuji!" Chu Ling stomped her feet and raised her eyebrows, "I kindly didn't deduct your salary last time, so you don't know how to repay your kindness?"

"do not know."

After speaking, Bai Wuji went to the bathroom, ready to make boy urine.

Halfway through squatting, I heard someone kicking the door with a small foot, Bai Wuji said impatiently, "Why, scare me out of the urine and wait!"

"Hurry up!"

"Why?"

"What are you doing shitting on the wall!" Chu Ling gritted his teeth outside the door, and Bai Wuji laughed.After wiping his butt, he approached the door and opened the door a little.

"Hmm! It stinks... You're so annoying, hurry up and release the smell, I just brew it again." Chu Ling looked depressed.

"There's no need to brew it, haven't I done it all?"

Chu Ling raised her eyebrows: "But one person is not enough..."

"Then you alone are enough?"

Chu Ling was speechless, and Bai Wuji smiled: "You are stupid, boss, when Fatty Wu said painting the walls, do you think it's like decorating a house? You also want to paint Jiang Yuze's house with a layer of shit paint?"

"Then what do you mean?"

"I'll dilute it with water in a while, and then use a mop dipped in excrement to apply it."

"What you said is disgusting..."

"Disgusting? Well then, I'll flush the toilet, and you can make some fresh ones later."

"Hey don't!"

……

The feces problem was solved, and after Bai Wuji made the excrement water, Chu Ling urged Bai Wuji to get the boy to pee.

As a result, Bai Wuji's face was full of black lines, and he squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I'm... really a boy!"

"That's right, you probably don't even have a girlfriend..."

Bai Wuji had black lines all over his face.

With the boy's urine and excrement ready, Bai Wuji stepped on the chair and prepared to paint the wall.Bai Wuji frowned when the mop was stained with feces and was lifted to the wall for the first time.

He vaguely felt that the whole house was shaking slightly.

Especially now that he was standing on a chair.

"You feel it too, don't you?" Chu Ling walked over.

"Fatty Wu looked like a fool, but he didn't expect to know something real." Bai Wuji smiled and continued to paint the wall.

Seeing Bai Wuji swaying and swaying, Chu Ling became more and more depressed. First of all, the smell was unpleasant, but besides the smell of excrement, there was also the light yellow liquid in the small basin in front of him...

"Silly X, that... are you really a virgin?"

"Huh? Why, are you moved? I reject the boss's unspoken rules."

"Get out!" Chu Ling cursed, and then stood up holding the basin. At this moment, Bai Wuji had been sprinkled, so Chu Ling poured urine on the boy in the four corners of the living room.

As a result, after walking a few steps with the urine in hand, Chu Ling yelled, "Come here, silly!"

Bai Wuji was taken aback: "Why are you so surprised?"

"...Pinch my nose, how coquettish!"

Helplessly, Bai Wuji pinched Chu Ling's nose again and again, and walked around the four corners of the house with her again and again, but just after watering two corners, there was a knock on the door suddenly!
The voice was urgent and sudden.

Bai Wuji and Chu Ling looked at each other, Bai Wuji shook his head and said, "Finish as Fatty Wu said."

(End of this chapter)