Bachelor

Chapter 403 No need to sing, just chat as usual

Sun Dan stroked his beard and smiled: "Shanren has his own tricks, Boss Zhan doesn't need to use more than you, just prepare. Why, don't tell me you can't do it."

"It's easy to get a pair of crutches. There are a lot of troops stationed in this palace. The army's daily drills will inevitably lead to casualties, so there is no shortage of these things. But if you want to get a donkey on the stage, this, this..." Bu suddenly thought of what kind of consequences would be caused if this situation really happened in front of the Queen Mother, and he felt cold sweat rolling down his face: "Jingyuan, there is a saying that a donkey is a donkey. This donkey is a beast. If it goes on stage , screaming and running wildly, it doesn't matter if you screw up a scene, if you startle the Queen Mother, we won't be able to keep our heads."

Hearing what Zhan Bu said was reasonable, Sun Dan couldn't help hesitating: "Well, it's not easy to act without a donkey."

Seeing that Sun Dan agreed with his opinion, Zhanbu breathed a sigh of relief.I was also curious in my heart: "Jingyuan, what is your play, why did you think of getting a donkey on it?"

Sun Dan: "Actually, you can get on without a donkey, but you can't find a bicycle in the Ming Dynasty."

"Bicycle, what is this?" Zhan Bu was completely confused by Sun Dan.

Sun Dan paused, unable to explain to Zhanbu, he just said: "It's a kind of car. This story is about a carpenter who was so poor that he had nothing to eat, so he went with his wife I took a pair of abductors that I had just made and went to sell them on the street. I happened to meet a man passing by with a bicycle, so I tricked him into exchanging his abductors for his bike. Find a way, simply replace the bicycle with a donkey."

That's right, the play that Sun Dan prepared for the Queen Mother is the skit "Selling Abductees" that is known to all people on earth in later generations. Back then, Zhao Benshan's sketch made a sensation when it came out, and it is also one of Zhao Benshan's representative works.In [-], Sun Dan was still a young man, and at that time he couldn't help but laugh so hard.

To be honest, Uncle Benshan's stuff is not very high-style, controversial, and suspected of satirizing disabled people.But I have to admit that his stuff is the only program worth looking forward to every year during the Spring Festival Gala.If there were no sketches by Zhao Benshan in the Spring Festival Gala, I'm afraid they would have been abandoned by the audience long ago.

The form of sketches is very new, born out of Northeast Errenzhuan. When people in the Ming Dynasty were accustomed to Kunqu Opera, it was a bit unrefined.However, the Empress Dowager's quality is not very high, and this kind of entertainment that is popular with ordinary people in future generations will definitely amused her.In this regard, Sun Dan is full of confidence.

You think, what kind of strangeness has never been seen by the audience of later generations, and the laughing nerves have been fatigued by the bombardment of massive information.But even so, I was still amused by Zhao Benshan's sketch and burst into tears.What would happen if they were replaced by relatively simple people from the Ming Dynasty?

Thinking of what might happen, Sun Dan felt a little hopeful.

The actors in Zhanjia Class are all high-quality professional actors with solid basic skills. As long as they are allowed to accept this art form, it should not be a problem to perform this sketch within a day.

After listening to Sun Dan's explanation, Zhanbu didn't understand what was going on in Sun Dan's play, but he said with a smile: "Jingyuan, in fact, you've overcomplicated things. A donkey appeared on the stage. Do you really want it?" Get a donkey up there? Like the martial arts we perform, when a general appears on stage, just put a whip in his hand to represent a war horse."

Sun Dan smiled and said: "That's true, I think too much. But there is also a problem here, do you use a whip to represent a war horse, and the audience knows what's going on. But what do you use to represent a donkey?"

Zhanbu thought for a while, and said, "Otherwise, I don't know if Jingyuan has seen the lantern parade during the Chinese New Year."

Sun Dan's eyes lit up: "I understand, I understand. Do you mean to tie a donkey's head out with bamboo slices and let the actor hold it in his hand?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhanbu nodded repeatedly, and replied: "This palace has to be renovated every year, and there are also carpenters living in it. Just ask them to make a tie, and it's only a few copper coins, so it won't take much effort."

"Okay, just do it."

Zhanbu arranged for someone to go to the palace carpenter to make the head of the donkey.

It was time to write the lines next, because time was urgent, and Sun Dan didn't delay, so he hurriedly ordered Yue Guan to grind the ink, and picked up the pen to quickly write the lines on the paper.

The performance of "Selling Abductions" is 10 minutes, and the total number of words is about 2000.At this time, Sun Dan didn't pay much attention to calligraphy, and the cursive strokes were fast, but in less than an hour, he was completely finished.

As soon as they saw that Sun Dacai started to write a new play, several top players in the Zhanjia class surrounded him excitedly.You know, Sun Dan is a scholar leader, one of the most famous scholars in the world.Every play he wrote has a very high box office in the capital, and it is also the main repertoire of the Zhanjia Troupe.It's a pity that Sun Dan's status has been getting higher and higher recently. If today's drama does not happen, he will never wait for his new book in this life.

Everyone is honored to be able to act in Sun Dan's new play.

In everyone's expectation, the script of Sun Dan's play is naturally extremely graceful and elegant. Don't sing and sing, just read it once, and you will be full of quarrels and don't know the taste of meat in March.

But after only one glance, everyone "coaxed!" in a low voice, and a commotion broke out.

What on earth is this? Could this be written by Mr. Sun Daming?
Why is it so vulgar and vulgar?

For example, this sentence:
"Wife: Ah... big fool! Big fool."

"Husband: What are you talking about, you are selling this crutch today, can you stop calling me by my stage name?"

"Wife: The baby's father."

……

This, this, this is completely nonsense!It's really strange to get on the stage, not to be booed by others, but to be kicked out of the stage directly.

Frightened by Sun Dan's reputation, others dare not say anything.But Zhanbu couldn't hold his breath at first, and couldn't help shouting: "Master Sun, Master Sun, what kind of play is this?

Sun Dan finished writing the last word, put down the pen, turned to look at Zhanbu, and said indifferently: "Did I say that this opera is for singing?"

"If you don't sing, wouldn't you be able to recite if you don't sing?" Zhanbu asked again.

"It's not Nianbai." Sun Dan shook his head: "That is to say, after you are on stage, you can say what you usually say, don't think about romance, don't think about reading, playing, singing, just be at home with others Small talk."

Zhanbu broke out in cold sweat: "Master Sun, where is there such an opera singer? If you don't sing, just chat with a few people on the stage... This, this, this, isn't this just to make the Queen Mother angry?" Thinking of the Queen Mother's picture With a fierce face, Zhanbu felt a chill in his heart.

(End of this chapter)