Bachelor

Chapter 344 Entanglement ([-])

Sun Dan looked at Concubine Zhang in astonishment, "Why did you say such a thing?"

Concubine Zhang said with a straight face: "I feel that today's story is not in the right taste. Why do you explain many places in detail? Isn't this fooling me?"

Sun Dan was startled. Although this Concubine Zhang is stupid, after listening to his story for so long, she has become accustomed to the narrative style of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", and now he suddenly speeds up the pace. It can be felt naturally.

He still pretended to be very puzzled: "Don't you want to go into details? The story of the minister is like this, and the empress is also very happy to hear it. Why do you blame the minister for fooling you?"

Concubine Zhang Gui snorted: "You didn't tell stories like this before. For example, the story about Little Swallow's couplet in school, when you told the story before, you not only told the story clearly, but also what Mr. Think about it, what the other princes and princesses next to you are thinking clearly one by one... By the way, you have exhausted the expressions on their faces. It can be said that it is so nuanced that people can imagine it after hearing it. It was as if I had really been to that place and seen those people. But if you were to tell stories in the way you are today, you wouldn’t be able to tell these things, and you would just bring them up in one sentence, making people unable to scratch the itch. Tell me, are you fooling me after all?"

She had some recollections in her heart, it seemed that this Sun Dan already knew that she wanted to drag him here so that he would have no time to prepare for the exam.

Hmph, get away as soon as you want, it's not that easy!

Sun Dan felt a headache after hearing this, and Concubine Zhang Gui also realized this, and if he continued to say this, he might not succeed, and he had to use a more secretive method.He thought for a while, and could only say: "Since the empress likes to listen to fine stories, I can just follow the previous method."

He kept turning his head, but in the end he couldn't think of any solution, and he was a little anxious.

After dinner, it is said that one should have a cup of tea to digest before doing business, but Sun Dan didn't want to delay any longer, so he immediately cleared his throat and tried his best to deal with Concubine Zhang.

This time, Sun Dan's story is told in detail, just like Zhang Guifei's request, and the psychological activities and facial expressions of all characters are deeply portrayed.

However, this time, his storytelling was extremely fast, with the quickness of a Beijing movie.After staying in Beijing for such a long time, Sun Dan's mouthful of Beijing movies is already very sharp.And Beijing dialect is really fast to speak.For example: one two three four five six seven eight nine ten.If you switch to Cantonese, you may not be able to figure it out for a long time, but Jing Pianzi can count the ten numbers in two seconds with just a flip of his lips.

Besides, Sun Dan had been an announcer for a while when he was studying in university, and his words were correct and his tongue was very good.

The opening of the lecture is like a storm and a plum blossom among bamboos, and those sentences are like spring silkworms spinning endlessly.

For a while, words like "Your uncle" and "Your old auspiciousness" flooded in.

At the beginning, Concubine Zhang Guifei still had a good taste in listening to it, but she felt that Sun Dan was in high spirits today and his performance was very good.The state of the storyteller can also easily affect the audience, so that Concubine Zhang and others are unconsciously moved by his narration, and their mood fluctuates with the protagonist of the story, sharing joy and sorrow.

Changes appear in a sip of tea.

It's early spring now, and although it rained a little today, the climate in Beijing is still very dry in general.In addition, most of the meals in the palace are steamed and boiled, and seasonal fresh fruits and vegetables are not provided, in case the emperor becomes addicted to eating fresh vegetables and vegetables, and suddenly wants to eat summer things in the winter. At that time, the people in the imperial dining room only I can wipe my neck.

Also because of this, generally speaking, the meal in the palace is easy to dry mouth and get angry.

Concubine Zhang Gui was thirsty for a while, she lowered her head and took the teacup, and took a sip.Because of this delay, when she raised her head, Sun Dan's story was no longer known.

She hurriedly shouted: "Slow down, slow down, Bengong can't keep up."

Sun Dan sneered in his heart, what I want is this effect, no matter how slow it is, I don't have to take the exam tomorrow.

He still told the story at a very fast speed, and after a while, he finished another episode very quickly.

Concubine Zhang Gui felt flustered and said angrily, "Sun Dan, did you do it on purpose?"

Sun Dan pretended to be very innocent, and spread his hands: "If you go back to your mother, I'm a quick-tempered person. That's how you talk. You brought the mother's womb, so there's nothing you can do about it. If your mother is tired of listening today, let's go another day."

Concubine Zhang Gui refused to let Sun Dan go, but she was helpless.Sun Dan has already told the story in detail according to his own ideas, so it is not easy to find his fault.But if he was allowed to retire like this, the strategy I discussed with Huang Jin earlier would not be able to deal with Sun Dan. Besides, after today, Sun Dan would stay in the examination room for nine days, and there would be no stories to listen to during these nine days.Besides, if Sun Dan was really lucky and won a Jinshi, there would be no way to recruit him into the palace to be a storyteller in the future.

No, no matter what, I'll grit my teeth and listen to this story today.

Concubine Zhang Gui: "Okay, you continue, I'm in good spirits!" She was already full of anger.

"Let's say, little swallow entered Changchunyuan." Sun Dan continued.

After all, Concubine Zhang Gui couldn't bear to part with this story, so she raised her spirits and listened attentively.

However, with such a fast speed and such a large amount of information, Concubine Zhang Guifei still felt a little exhausted. Even Zhang Qiangwei, who had been staying by her side to listen, could feel the veins on her forehead bulge. She was so nervous that she couldn't vent her anger. One word or one sentence is missing.

In the end, Concubine Zhang Gui couldn't help panting, feeling more tired than walking two miles.

Sun Dan got it right, didn't relax, and kept talking.For a moment, the imperial garden was filled with his loud storytelling voice.

"Let's get through it, let's see who can survive who?" Sun Dan sneered in his heart, while telling the story, he couldn't stop thinking about it, hoping to find a good way to get out.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure it out.

In the end, he had no choice but to give up.

However, after sorting out his thoughts, he suddenly thought that perhaps tomorrow's exam questions might not be that complicated.

Three games and nine days, the history theory of the first game is no problem, even if he does not plagiarize, with his modern view of history and insight beyond his contemporaries, he can still get a high score.As for the stereotyped essays in the last round, that was my strong point, so I just copied it from the question bank.The biggest problem was the public literature and art study policy in the second session. I was afraid of the butterfly effect. The test questions changed suddenly and could not be copied.

However, when that time comes, I really have to test my real skills to deal with it.

He is not afraid of writing official documents, but he is afraid of policy discussions.However, according to Sun Dan, he can be considered among the upper-class figures nowadays, and his understanding of the country's major affairs is much clearer than that of ordinary candidates.If Sun Dan can't get a high score, then no one else has a chance.

What is there to be afraid of when a dwarf is selected as a talent?
Once he figured this out, Sun Dan finally felt relieved.

Let it go, if you can't prepare for the exam, then give up, as long as you get high scores in the other two games, you will be in the top three.

Today is to relax before the exam and tease Concubine Zhang.

Time passed quickly, and the spring rain outside seemed to have stopped. Although the imperial garden was lit, the flowers and trees were whirling, looking a little gloomy and very dark.

In the palace, lights came on one after another.

Sun Dan calmed down and stopped panicking.In this way, it doesn't feel like time is hard.

When it was completely dark, I roughly estimated that it should be nine o'clock in the evening Beijing time in later generations, and the time is still long, so why continue to waste.

After talking for more than an hour, the time should have reached 10:30 in the evening. Looking back, I found that the book was spoken for four hours in one breath.Under the bombardment of Sun Dangao's fast speech and large amount of information, someone finally couldn't stand it.

The previously radiant audience all looked miserable, especially the little maids, all of whom were yawning profusely.But in front of Concubine Zhang Guifei, he didn't dare to do anything wrong, so he secretly hid his face behind his sleeve, yawned long and silently, and then burst into tears.

"Ma'am, I'm a little dizzy." Probably because she listened too hard, Zhang Qiangwei felt panic for no reason, her temples twitched wildly, and the scene in front of her eyes began to spin.

Satisfied, Sun Dan paused: "Miss Zhang is not feeling well, why don't you come here today?"

"How can it be? I haven't finished listening to the story yet. I'm just listening to it. Sun Dan, you continue." Zhang Guifei must guard against Sun Dan not going into details, artificially speeding up the pace of the story, and guarding against Sun Dan's supernatural powers. Unknowingly skipping episodes and directly talking about the finale, I don't know how much more mental effort I have overdrawn than Zhang Qiangwei.She had just been sitting for a month, and her body was still not well. She was so sad that she just wanted to fall asleep on the ground.But in order to get Huang Sun Dan's test, she could only persevere.

Seeing Zhang Qiangwei's disappointment, Concubine Zhang Guifei was so angry that she stretched out her hand and slapped her across the face, scolding: "I don't want to live up to expectations, I can listen to Sun Dan's story very well, you Come to bother me, it won't break my mood!"

Zhang Qiangwei didn't expect Concubine Zhang Gui to slap her suddenly. She had a stubborn personality and was related to Concubine Zhang by blood, so she was used to it casually.

But it was clearly her fault, Zhang Qiangwei could only grit her teeth and keep silent, tears welling in her eyes.

Sun Dan saw it and shouted in his heart: Let's make trouble, make trouble, we are the masters of mahjong all night in modern times, if we talk about boiled eagles, can the people of Ming Dynasty survive me, Sun Dan?

Concubine Zhang Gui also felt that she had gone too far, but for some reason, the more she listened to Sun Dan's story, the more angry she became.

She took a sip: "Come here, serve us tea, it should be stronger."

Sun Dan was a little surprised: even stimulants were used!
Next, Concubine Zhang Guifei and Zhang Qiangwei drank tea non-stop, and gradually got through it. They went to the toilet repeatedly, looking extremely embarrassed.

Tea is not only diuretic, but also refreshing.However, if you drink too much strong tea, people like Concubine Zhang Qiangwei who don't drink much tea during the day will easily get drunk.

Sure enough, not long after, Zhang Qiangwei finally couldn't bear it and went outside, and said "Wow!" to the spittoon and spat it out.

Sun Dan was taken aback, and unconsciously asked: "My concubine, my story sounds so disgusting, why don't I stop telling it?"

(End of this chapter)