Bachelor

Chapter 30 Cheating
"Human milk should be fine, you can find such a rare thing?" Sun Dan was very surprised.

The boy said with some embarrassment: "My sister just gave birth to a baby. She has enough milk and can't finish it. It's uncomfortable. Every day, I have to squeeze a few big bowls and pour it out."

Several schoolchildren said at the same time: "That's right, his sister's chest is scary, like a watermelon."

Sun Dan opened his mouth wide open for a long time before saying: "Then don't do it, where does your sister live, and how long does it take to go back and forth?" The size of a watermelon, at least a D cup, you must see it if you have a chance.

"It's in the mansion, just a few steps away."

"Go, go, or there's no time."

"Go!" Sun Hao kicked the younger brother's ass. Although he didn't understand what Sun Dan used human milk for, after this period of contact, he unconsciously had a strong sense of trust in Sun Dan.

The little boy hurriedly found a teapot for boiling water in the school, and ran out in a hurry.

That guy was also quick, and when he returned to school with a small half pot of hot human milk, it took less than 10 minutes.The little guy shook the teapot in front of Sun Dan and Sun Hao with a smile on his face, smiling brightly.However, with clear palm prints on his face, he should have been slapped.

Sun Dan hurriedly asked him what was the matter, and the little guy replied that his sister was too slow to milk the milk, and he was impatient, so he went up to help, pinched and hurt his sister, and slapped her across the face.

Sun Hao opened his mouth wide: "You are so fucking awesome, you dare to squeeze your sister, next time you have such a good thing, you can bring it to me."

The ancients got married early, but because of their age, all the schoolchildren were ignorant about the relationship between men and women. When they heard this, although they didn't understand, they all laughed and said, "Yes, next time we will ask us for help."

The kid scratched his head: "No way, my sister is so fierce."

Sun Dan almost lost his temper with laughter, and Sun Hao next to him was unhappy: "Brother Dan, I got the milk, tell me what you can do."

"Of course I have a solution, just watch me play tricks." Sun Dan took out a piece of cooked rice paper, dipped his fingers in some milk and wrote a big "Sun" character on it, and then put it on the fire to bake for a moment.

Soon the writing on the paper disappeared.

"What kind of trick is this? It's boring." Sun Hao and others were very dissatisfied.

Sun Dan smiled: "Everyone, please watch." While speaking, he lit the oil lamp that Sun Hao had prepared in advance, put the note on the light and baked it.

As the note slowly changed color, a scorched yellow "Sun" character appeared in front of my eyes.

"Good trick, good trick, Brother Dan, how did you come up with this idea." Everyone looked at Sun Dan with admiration.

Sun Dan secretly said: This thing was left over by Comrade Lenin when he wrote "State and Revolution" in prison. You and the others don't know physics and chemistry, so naturally they don't know.

He shook the note in his hand and looked at Sun Hao: "If it's just a trick, what am I going to do with this effort, and you never thought of using this trick to do something?"

Sun Hao frowned and thought for a long time, then suddenly cheered: "I know, do you mean that you want me to use human milk to copy "University" on paper, and use this method to copy slowly when the exam is next?" His voice was trembling with joy: "Brother Dan, my dear brother, you are a genius, much smarter than my bastard Sun Yue."

However, he was still a little worried: "You have to think of another way. There are [-] words in a book of "University". Let me copy it out in an hour. Isn't it fatal? I would rather be beaten."

Sun Dan pointed to the schoolchildren who were preparing for the exam, and then snapped his fingers: "There are so many people in the school, each person can copy a hundred words, and they can get it done with a flick of their fingers."

"This method is wonderful, you are really a wise man, and you are more wise than a monster!" Sun Hao let out a long roar, and yelled at the schoolchildren: "Listen, everyone, and surround those who don't want to be beaten by me."

Sun Dan stroked his beard and smiled. This method is naturally excellent, and the standardization of modern assembly line operations is naturally very good.

It's a pity that he hasn't grown a beard on his chin yet, so he can't look like a wise man.

Fly in the ointment, great regret.

However, he still kindly reminded Sun Hao to remember to number the manuscript by chapter, otherwise there would be no way to check it when he got a large stack of blank paper.

Sun Hao slapped his head: "I really forgot about this, I almost washed my head off myself." It was actually a Sichuan dialect, probably learned from his third uncle in the past.

I have to admit that although Sun Hao's studies are sloppy, his organizational skills are extremely strong.Under his coercion, the students in the whole school were gathered together by him, and each assigned a good job.

Soon, everyone got a numbered manuscript in their hands, and they each picked up their pens and wrote quickly on the manuscript.Then put it on the stove to dry.

For a moment, the dizzy smell of human milk lingered in the air, extremely weird.

After taking over the stack of manuscripts and arranging the details of the cheating in the exam, such as who is going to cover up and so on, Sun Hao proudly folded the stacks in his hands, and sat in the exam room flawlessly, looking left and right. Schoolchildren who have started to study hard again.

It was another fine day, the sun was strong, and the room was brightly illuminated.But this kid was lighting an oil lamp with a smirk on his face, he was really out of the ordinary.

After everything is ready, I only owe Dongfeng, and now I am waiting for the exam.

But Mr. Li hasn't come yet, and Sun Dan has nothing to worry about this exam. After sitting in the study for a long time, he felt very bored.

At this moment, a sudden commotion was heard: "Brother Yue is here."

Sun Dan hurriedly raised his head to look at the legendary child prodigy, but saw a fourteen or fifteen-year-old figure dressed in pink and jade walking in the door.His complexion was a little pale, he was wearing a white fur coat, a golden lock was hung around his neck, and jade rings were hung on his red belt. He smiled harmlessly when he saw people.If it weren't for the ugly complexion after illness, he would really be a lovable child.

However, Sun Dan still saw a hint of arrogance from his smile.Xindao, this is a typical child from an aristocratic family, not easy to get close to.

If it was said that everyone in the school was afraid of Sun Hao, they respected and flattered Sun Yue from the bottom of their hearts.After all, no matter how stupid a student can go to school, he will always become smarter when he acquires knowledge and opens his mind.Although Sun Hao is the eldest son of the long house, he will be the head of the family in the future.But he is a big idiot, and he probably has no hope of becoming an official through the imperial examination.In the future, the future of everyone in the Sun family will depend on Sun Yue, a young genius. With Sun Yue's ability, it is not like playing around if he wants to be a Juren or even a Jinshi.At that time, if he casually leaks a little between his fingers, it will be enough for everyone to use for a lifetime.

So, when everyone saw Sun Yue coming in, they all surrounded him, trying to please him.

All of a sudden, flattery flooded in: "Brother Yue hasn't come to the school for so many days, and it's gone again."

"I just said, how can I feel so weak studying in the school these days, and if Brother Yue doesn't come, I always feel that something is missing."

"It's the boy who will try it soon, and Brother Yue will naturally be able to catch it. God is pitiful, my grandson family is finally going to produce a scholar."

"You're welcome, you're welcome." Sun Yue arched his hands and said softly, "I am determined to win this boy's test, and you should work hard." Although the words were polite, Sun Dan found that Sun Yue's eyes were closed when he spoke Looking at the sky, not a single trace fell on the schoolchildren.

"That's natural. With Brother Yue leading the way, I'll naturally work hard." There was another burst of compliments, and the one who shouted the most was Sun Gui.

Sun Dan sat in his seat and didn't move, but he kept shaking his head: These children also matured earlier, so sophisticated at such a young age.Sun Yue's pride in his youth is unavoidably rampant, and it is not a good thing for his future.

Sun Hao is the eldest son of the eldest son, so naturally he doesn't need to flatter him.But when he saw his little brothers running to stick Sun Yue's cold ass, he also snorted, and took a look at Sun Dan: "They are all a bunch of ungrateful things, but brother Dan, you have integrity, you are a hero, and you are worthy of being mine. Brothers."

(End of this chapter)