After the rebirth, I spoiled the enchanting God of War

Chapter 57
The eldest princess looked at Shi'an's completely different reaction from just now, with a bit of surprise in her eyes.

I saw Shi'an looking forward on tiptoe at this moment, as if he was about to push down the screen in front of him.

She glanced at Nanzhu immediately, and whispered: "Are you sure this woman likes Prince Xuan?"

How do you look, they all seem to care about Yuan'er?

Nanzhu was also a little uncertain: "...Yes." After all, I have liked it for so many years, how can I say that I don't like it if I don't like it?
Or is this a trick used by Miss San?
When His Highness Prince Xuan was around, he kept putting off the performance because he didn't want to show it in front of everyone.

After all, girls with engagements seldom show up at this time.

Now that the Ninth Prince is here, she doesn't want to give His Highness a good impression, so she does this?
However, there is something wrong with this look.

The princess coughed lightly immediately, and then said: "Okay, then you can start."

Shi'an racked his brains for a while, and finally snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, let me tell you a joke."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar.

Li Wanwan had an unbelievable expression on her face: "Heh, Miss San is trying to make fun of us?"

Miss Gaomen, who can perform these things?

Those rambunctious dandies don't bother to do this.

Usually they are actors, jugglers, and when they walk around the streets, they have fun and cheat two copper coins.

Shi'an didn't think there was anything wrong and ignored Li Wanwan: "I'm here to tell you a joke.

It is said that a quack doctor opened his business, and he cured someone else's son to death on the first day, but he had no choice but to compensate his own son.

The next day, he doctored someone else's daughter to death, so he compensated his own daughter.

On the third day, he ran into the inner house in a panic as soon as he opened the door. Guess what he said to his wife? "

As soon as these words came out, there was an eerie silence around.

After a while, the surroundings became lively.

"Such quack doctors are harmful and should have been investigated long ago."

"That's right, how can there be such a mediocre person in the world?"

"Can the son and daughter still be compensated to others? It's ridiculous!"

"My son and daughter are all compensated to others, isn't my wife crying?"

Shi'an: "..."

Did the ancients have no sense of humor?It's a joke, a joke!clear?
At that moment, she clapped her hands and frowned: "Okay, be quiet, this is a joke, just for fun, do you understand?
Now it's time to guess what the quack doctor told his wife! "

The chief princess said suddenly: "Did the quack doctor say, close the door quickly?"

Shi'an stretched out an index finger and shook it slowly: "Wrong."

Now everyone has seen an advantage in Shi'an, the courage is commendable, to dare to refute the words of the eldest princess like this.

Seeing the tangled faces of the people around him, Shi An put his little hands behind his back and pretended to be deep and said: "The quack doctor said..."

"Did the quack doctor say, hurry up and run away, because someone has taken a fancy to his wife?"

Suddenly, a man's voice was heard from behind the screen, interrupting Shi'an's words.

Some of the people around had figured it out, and most of them were smiling.There are also those who don't think it's funny are frowning.

Shi An blinked his eyes, feeling a little uncomfortable, telling jokes, the most enjoyable moment was the moment when he finally threw out the meme.

Unexpectedly, someone snatched it first.

Putting his hands on his hips, he said again, "Say, how many steps are there to put the elephant into the box?"

Jokes didn't work, so she changed her mind to make a quick turn.Uncle Benshan's sketches are still read a lot, and he comes to him casually.

"How does this elephant fit into the box? The elephant is so big, but the box is so small! It can't be done at all!"

"That's right, how can Third Miss talk nonsense?"

Shi'an said in a good mood: "Don't be impatient, has anyone thought of the answer? Where's the smart big brother just now?"

Monk Hua touched his nose, how could the elder sister call herself elder brother?He immediately said: "Don't dare, I don't have an answer to this."

In other words, there is really no answer, and I really dare not.

Because Xiao Yuanyuan of his family just glanced at him lightly.

Wow, it's scary.

Satisfied, Shi An nodded.

"Oh, tell me the answer quickly." The princess couldn't wait any longer.

Shi An cleared his throat: "The answer is two steps. The first step is to open the box, and the second step is to put the elephant in."

Li Wanwan stared: "You are clearly deceiving!" Li Wanwan literally expressed the feelings of everyone.

Shi'an crossed his arms and said, "Did I tell you that it's a big elephant? Isn't a palm-sized elephant okay?" He gave her a blank look.

After hearing Shi'an's words, everyone started to struggle again, as if what they said made sense.

However, the eldest princess seemed to have heard some tricks, clapped her hands and said: "Interesting, one more. I don't believe it, and I still can't guess the answer."

After hearing this, no one questioned Shi'an anymore.They are all carefully thinking about her questions.

Shi'an thought for a while, and then said: "Well... say, there are four pieces of dim sum on the plate, and each of the four children has a piece, why is there a piece of dim sum on the plate?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone racked their brains to think.

Shi An saw that everyone was focusing on the problem, so she held onto the screen and exposed her small head to look at Chu Liyuan.

Chu Liyuan was also frowning and thinking, but when he sensed that someone was looking at him, his sharp eyes shot straight at him in an instant.

In the next second, he met Shi'an's eyes.

Suddenly seeing that delicate little face, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

However, before he could take a closer look, Shi'an followed him and made a strange gesture, and then retracted.

There was a question mark on Chu Liyuan's forehead.

Looking at Monk Hua next to him, he narrowed his eyes and said, "What does she mean?"

Monk Hua consciously understands women better...

However, he didn't understand the gesture his elder sister made just now.The moment is also helpless.

Shi'an thought, if he compares himself with him, he should be able to feel his love.

I haven't seen her handsome guy for a long time, and I really miss her a little.

Sure enough, good-looking people can look good in anything, but that unattractive dress is very pleasing to the eye on her.

"Miss San, did someone put another piece on the plate?"

Shi'an came back immediately after hearing the words, and shook his head with the person who spoke: "No."

"That's one of the children who split the snack in half and turned it into two pieces?" the eldest princess couldn't help but said again.

Shi'an continued to shake his head: "No, no, Her Royal Highness guessed wrong again."

The princess held her head in frustration, saying that she had passed her forty years, and she used to think that she was quite smart, but now she has self-doubt.

This little girl's question was too tricky.

Then everyone guessed a lot of answers, but they didn't guess right.

The eldest princess couldn't help but said: "Quickly tell me the answer, I am impatient."

Shi'an shook his head again: "Your Highness, let everyone go back and think about this answer. It's meaningless to say it."

Seeing the anxious look on the princess' brows, Shi'an felt that he still couldn't torture the elder like this, so he said again: "However, I can tell His Highness first."

As he spoke, he went straight up.

The princess didn't intend to let others block her at all, and even tilted her head forward a little, waiting for Shi'an to come over.

When he got close, Shi'an leaned on the princess's ear and said, "Princess, the answer is actually...the last child was taken away with the plate, so there is still a piece on the plate."

Hearing this, the princess was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing. Seeing Shi'an's dimpled appearance, she stretched out her hand and pinched her little face: "It's really smart." Turning her head to Nanzhu, she said, "Thank you!" .”

It's been a long time since there was such a lovely girl.

Shi'an heard that the princess wanted to give her something good, and smiled even sweeter: "Thank you."

Seeing that the princess was not happy at this time, Nanzhu said jokingly: "Your Highness, we are also in a hurry, why don't you do me a favor and tell us?"

"Yes, Your Highness, you can't sleep if you don't hear the answer." The girls who did it also echoed.

Seeing that everyone looked curious, the eldest princess smiled and said, "The answer is extremely simple.

You go back and think about it carefully, and when you think of the answer, the princess will reward you later! "

After saying this, he leisurely picked up the teacup.

Everyone: "..."

Princess, did you do it on purpose?
Shi'an witnessed that there was nothing wrong with her, turned his head and walked back, and flirted with Chu Liyuan along the way.

This time, everyone successfully saw her face clearly.

Chu Liyuan saw her face clearly this time, and said in disbelief: "Her forehead..."

Monk Hua immediately showed off with a smile: "How about it, I did it for the eldest sister. Is this pattern beautiful?"

Chu Liyuan nodded, and had to say that it was really pretty.

Immediately afterwards.He frowned again, not understanding what she meant by blinking at him just now?
The young masters around were already dumbfounded.

Chen Xiaogong's eyes widened in shock: "Isn't that the beauty just now? She is the third lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion?"

These words can be said to stir up a thousand waves with one stone.

The group of people who saw her just now also had weird expressions.Especially the one who said Shi'an was thick-skinned.

Chu Lingyun had a habitual dislike for Shi'an in his heart, and he didn't even bother to glance at her.

Ladies, sensationalism is simply unreasonable.

Suddenly, upon hearing what Chen Xiaogong said, he immediately looked up.

However, Shi'an didn't even give him a glance, and went back to his original position and sat down.

Chu Lingyun didn't pay attention to her attitude at the moment, because he was already shocked.

Mo Yan beside him was also shocked enough: "My lord, this person is really Miss San!"

Chen Lingyun picked up the teacup and took a sip. Nothing could be seen on his face, but the slightly shaking teacup showed that he was not in a calm mood right now.

Chu Liyuan's face became more and more ugly. What do these men mean by looking at his cheap fiancée?
The shadows on the screen are wrong, and Shi'an is close to the screen, so if you look over like this, you can also see her figure.

At that moment, Chu Liyuan loosened his hand holding the teacup.

"Crack." The sound of the teacup shattering brought everyone back to their senses in an instant, and they subconsciously looked at Chu Liyuan.

Seeing the man who revealed a tyrannical aura in his bones, everyone shivered in fright, and even Lin Ziyu shrank his neck, not to be offended.

(End of this chapter)