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Chapter 238 Jokes
Looking at the personnel in Nian Lizhong who were about to come out of the submarine, Zhong Yuan sneered a few times in his heart. If Zhong Yuan didn't know what was going on at this time, then all these years would be in vain.

Slowly, the hatch on the submarine slowly opened. The people on the submarine were clearly prepared. Looking at the fishing net covering the hatch, a man with a mustache pulled out a knife and swiped a few times. The fishnet was split open.

The people in the submarine came out with a megaphone in their hands, and a few soldiers pointed their guns at the fishermen on the fishing boat with arrogance. Of course, these soldiers dared to point at them. No one would dare to do it, but if so, the fishermen on the fishing boat are just ordinary people, how can they ever see such a big battle?Except for a few older ones, everyone turned pale with fright, and the captain was so angry that his mouth trembled. These shameless guys went to China's territory to show off their might.

Not long after a few soldiers came out, a few officers came out behind them, but the officers stopped after they got out of the cabin door, watching the soldiers with sensors and weapons slowly walking towards the bow of the submarine , Those officers all had smug expressions on their faces, but soon they couldn't laugh anymore.

I saw that the soldier holding the megaphone was about to raise the megaphone to shout, when suddenly his feet slipped and his whole body fell to the ground. As if reacting, the four soldiers with weapons behind the soldier slipped and fell to the ground as a whole. The most incredible thing is that the surface of the submarine that has been specially treated suddenly seems to have become an ice rink It seemed that it didn't matter if a few soldiers fell down, the whole person seemed to be in an ice skating rink, with a few "puff puff puffs", those soldiers even rowed neatly across the surface of the submarine several meters wide, all fell into the sea.

The fishermen on the fishing boats who were waiting for the troubles were just dumbfounded. What's going on?April Fool's Day?The clown team sent by the other party?But no matter what, seeing the embarrassing performance of a few soldiers, the worries of the fishermen on the fishing boat suddenly eased a lot, and some of them became more courageous, and laughed out loud, and everyone else also became red. His face was blurred, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Contrary to the performance on the fishing boat, the officers who were still at the entrance of the submarine who were going to watch the show all looked with livid faces at the few soldiers who were swimming desperately in the sea but couldn't get up. I saw the play, but it was too different from my expectations.

Several officers walked quickly to the place where the soldiers fell just now, and rubbed their feet vigorously on the ground. Not only did they not slip, but the friction force on the contrary was very strong. The soldier's eyes are no longer as simple as Tie Qing, even if one is accidentally dropped, it can be changed, 5 at a time?Also all slipped a few meters and fell into the sea?In the minds of these officers, it wasn't the submarine's face that was lost, even the entire country's face was thrown here.Even some military officers are doubting the background of those soldiers.

"Wahhahaha! These idiots can't even walk!" Compared with the people on the submarine and fishing boat, Zhong Yuan's side was much more lively. Looking at the soldiers who looked proud, all of them suddenly Falling into the sea, Miao Miao and the others started laughing out of nowhere, and Yan'er laughed even more, pointing at the soldiers in the sea and cursing idiots.

"Hee hee, Sister Yan'er is so stupid, have you forgotten what your lord said just now!" Quan'er almost lost his temper when he heard Yan'er's words, and smiled again when he heard what Yan'er said.

"You know it! I know it!" Yan'er raised her head, looking like I knew it a long time ago.

"My lord, why don't you get those officials down too!" After laughing happily, looking at the officers on the submarine, Huan'er rolled her eyes and said excitedly to Zhong Yuan.

"Look at the situation first. It's enough to get those few down. Didn't you look at the eyes of those officials? Those soldiers will probably have trouble when they go back. If they want to get these few down again, no matter how stupid they are I know there is a problem." Zhong Yuan shook his head, with the personal experiments of those officials just now, the soldiers who are being pulled up from the sea will not be believed no matter how they explain for a while, let those soldiers It was too easy to fall down. Zhong Yuan just spread a layer of thought force on the surface of the submarine. When the soldier was about to speak, the layer of thought force moved a few times against the surface of the submarine like a conveyor belt towards the sea. The soldiers who prepared were naturally thrown into the sea without any suspense. Could it be that those soldiers explained that the surface of the submarine would move?

"Wow, my lord, that's a good idea. How about we turn those who didn't go into the sea into monsters and let them beat them up?" Miaomiao heard Zhong Yuan say this, her eyes lit up suddenly and she knew what Zhong Yuan was doing. The purpose is nothing more than to divide those soldiers and officials into two groups, let one group become a punching bag, and have to be suspected by the other group. idea.

"Oh? You still have the ability to turn those officials into monsters?" Hearing Miao Miao's words, Zhong Yuan turned around strangely and looked at Miao Miao with great interest.

"No, my lord, it's not what you think. In fact, it's the same as when we were scary. We just need to put some yin around those people, and we can dress up those people according to what we think. In fact, they are just The essence of these hallucinations has not changed, but what others see is our hallucination!" Miao Miao shook her head, knowing what Zhong Yuan was thinking, and quickly explained.

"That's right! I've seen this trick in movies before, and it's very useful. Actually, I also have a similar method, but I haven't studied it much. It seems that I will find time to study it in the future. It can be used in this situation. That's right, but don't be too busy, let's watch it first." Zhong Yuan nodded, thinking of scenes from a ghost movie, it seems that those ghost movies are not all exaggerated.

"Then, my lord, it's settled. There will be one person who will belong to me. My idea is my proposal." Seeing that Zhong Yuan didn't veto it, Miao Miao hurriedly snatched a spot excitedly first.

"There's me, there's me!" Zhong Yuan just nodded, and Huan'er and the others excitedly floated in front of Zhong Yuan to fight. If you ask the little girls what is the most fun, Zhong Yuan is sure The little girls will definitely say that scaring people is the most fun.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! I don't know what these people are planning to do, what are they busy with!" Zhong Yuan rolled his eyes, wondering why this little girl was so devoted to this matter.

"Hmph! Ignore your lord. Come on, let's guess the punches first. If we have a job, we will come in order!" Xiao Yan'er snorted, pulling Huan'er and the others began to guess the punches.

"Hiss! It hurts!" Seeing the soldier being pulled up from the sea and kicked to the ground by an official, Miao Miao suddenly rubbed her stomach, pretending that I was in pain, but the gleeful Zhong Yuan didn't seem to be in pain at all.

The soldiers were kicked to the ground, they were explaining something with their mouths open, but the response they received was a flying kick from one of the officers. I could guess it, but I didn't think it was a surprise, but the official was obviously furious, otherwise he wouldn't have kicked the soldier in front of so many fishermen.

The official didn't know what he said again, and the soldiers who were pulled up from the sea stepped aside tremblingly, and the soldier with the sensor handed the sensor device to the official and also stepped aside. Seeing the official holding a megaphone and preparing to shout, Zhong Yuan knew that a good show was about to begin.

"Listen, people on the ship in front, you have been arrested, and now I am suing you for illegally entering our waters for fishing operations, not only that, but also intending to attack our submarine, put down your weapons and surrender!" Guan's Chinese is pretty good, but what he speaks doesn't sound like a human language.

"damn it!"

"I don't care who you are. This is the Diaoyu Island waters that belong to China. There is no such thing as illegal fishing. As for what you mean by attacking submarines, your submarines are fish, right? Have you ever seen someone attacking a submarine with a fishing net? Is it?" The captain cursed softly, it really is a group of shameless guys, and they don't find a better excuse, if this fishing net can attack submarines, then I will find a small pistol to shoot your satellites tomorrow. It was shot down.

"Hahaha! This is the best joke I have ever heard, the Diaoyu Islands belong to China? Hahahaha! Also, I want to reiterate, listen clearly, what I said is that you intend to attack our submarine, understand clearly is 'intent' , so now you all put down your weapons and go back to accept the investigation!" The official looked at the fishermen on the boat with contempt, and a few words made the people on the fishing boat tremble, and even the bell floating between them Yuan's face was livid, now Zhong Yuan has learned what it means to be shameless and limitless.

"Boat, captain! I have already contacted the fishery administration department. They also know that the situation is urgent. They told us to wait for a delay. They will immediately contact the relevant parties and send someone over, but it will take at least an hour!" The previous one was called Button The crew finally reported the relevant situation to the fishery administration department, ran over panting and said to the captain.

"One hour? I hope!" The captain felt helpless when he heard that it would take an hour for someone to come here, but the captain also knew that it was already very fast to send people here in an hour, but the people on the distant submarine, Will you give me an hour?

"My lord! Only now do I realize that lying can be so righteous!" Miao Miao, who was floating beside Zhong Yuan, looked at the officer who spoke with admiration, but the contempt in her eyes couldn't be more obvious.

"Long experience? An hour? Don't say an hour. Today we are in a good mood. Even if these guys don't want to run away for a day!" Zhong Yuan also heard what the captain and the others said, and wanted to keep the submarine. It was too simple to say, and he had already made up his mind to deal with those people quietly, so Zhong Yuan was really in a good mood.

(End of this chapter)