I live stream cultivating immortals on a desert island

Chapter 262
Xiang Ze said that Xuan Qiu meant what you said, don't be afraid, I will protect you.

Li Xuanqiu thought to himself, Boss, can I not be afraid?This is Tian Leiye!Not the idle Fan Lei.

I believe that you may protect me, boss, but can we just hide?

For example, it would be safer for me to hide in your different universe... But now you want to lock up Tianlei to help you forge your sword, it is too unimaginable!
And isn't the boss thinking carefully about what he said?This is wanting to be a thunderbolt by myself!

Yuanshi Tianzun, Xuan Qiu of the Buddha of Infinite Life is really a little afraid to follow orders, Xuan Qiu.

So far, he has experienced thunder and fire three times, the first time he hid under the iceberg in the Arctic, in the deep sea, the thunder and fire vaporized the iceberg and a piece of sea water, and he took the opportunity to escape in the fog .

The second time he hid in the well of Ouyang's family belonging to the four great families. The day when Tianlei came, Ouyang's family had a wedding. All the heads of the four great families came together. At that time, they were still very harmonious...

The thunder came, and the thunderbolt all over the sky, disturbed all the happy events of the family, and the four masters were furious, it was too shameless.We are having a happy event, what do you mean by being beaten up by thunder this day!
I know you are destroying demons, but you can't choose a special time, you have to do it on this good night, who do you look down on, besides, you have to look down on the master when you beat a fox, don't you?
This is the Ouyang family!It's not a ghost cave...

So the head of the Shangguan family directly set up the gossip formation at the mouth of the well, the head of the Murong family set up a seven-star formation in the courtyard, the head of the Nangong family set up a flame formation, and the Ouyang family set up a two-dimensional formation. The four masters showed their abilities. , Tianlei fought for an entire hour, but failed to break through the four formations, so he had to give up...

Both times there was no danger, but the third time there was no danger and no danger. The thunder was approaching. When Li Xuanqiu was panicking, he suddenly met an old beggar. Not only did the old man see through his true nature, He also hid him in his sleeve for seven days, avoiding the thunder.

Li Xuanqiu still doesn't know the name of this old family member?When the thunder passed by, he left him and drifted away without saying a word. He only saw that the old man was missing a little finger on his left hand...

All in all, Tianlei is not kidding!
But he has to listen to what the boss says, and what he said to the boss just now still rings in his ears, can he take it back? 'I wish to learn Taoism from my teacher and stay with me all my life, even if I am killed by thunder and fire, and my body is smashed to pieces, I will not regret it! 'Did your kid say that himself?
Now is the time to test you, it's too late to regret...

The big stupid lay sprawled in the pool and slept for a full two hours before finally sobering up. He refused to admit that he was beaten to death because of his drunkenness just now, and the angry Xiaolong dragged him to the crime scene where he had caused such a mess. Finally, it stopped talking, and lowered its bear head and laughed endlessly.

It turns out that I really hit Brother Xiaolong just now?Bear I'm awesome!
A fat man with superb cooking skills left, and Li Xuanqiu, a skilled cook, took the initiative to take up the heavy responsibility of cooking, and after the first taste, everyone expressed their satisfaction.

Li Xuanqiu smiled without saying a word, and said that when I turned into a human being, my younger brother, would I tell you that I was an imperial cook in the Forbidden City?
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" even Daben, who doesn't like cooked food, praised Li Xuanqiu's steamed rice. !

But Xiong changed his mind after the meal, because Li Xuanqiu was ordered by the boss to teach him how to practice.

The first step of practice is actually very simple, which is to meditate, but can a bear sit still?It is as active as Brother Xiaolong, and it started to itch within a few minutes of landing on the buttocks...

"If you don't sit for three hours today, don't eat at night." Li Xuanqiu was very dissatisfied seeing his bear appearance, and so was the boss, let me teach this stupid bear?
It might be easier to just teach a rock.

"Woo? Woooo!" The bear's eyes were wide open, full of anger.How dare you little fox refuse to eat?Believe it or not, I'll scratch your face with potato shreds!
"Don't stare at me, it's the boss's order. If you have any opinions, tell the boss, you think I'm willing to teach you, you idiot! Go to the yard and meditate for me, and you are not allowed to move your buttocks before dinner!" Li Xuanqiu held The chicken feathers act as arrows, calming down the evil bear.

The friends in the live broadcast room saw the big stupid sitting in the courtyard, with a demeanor, suspected of being a monk, and they were all curious.

"Yeah? What are you doing, stupid?"

"It looks like it's in the middle of a poop."

"piss off!"

"It's suspected of being punished. This is it. Just now, it went berserk and the boss punished it."

"Is it sitting here?"

"That's a punishment to sit..."

"Fuck you too!"

"Have you noticed its bear paw?"

"Why are you hungry?"

"No, didn't you see it with its palms facing the sky?"

"You mean..." "Back straight, shoulders straight, head upright, eyes slightly closed and only watch the heart. All things are cleared of desires, and when you see your nature, you can forget your feelings!"

"I rely on you to say that Da Ben is meditating?"

"Exactly."

Don't make trouble, Big Stupid is a bear. "

"What's wrong with the bear? Bears can't live forever?"

"Xiong can't cultivate to become a fairy?"

"Can't a bear ride the clouds and ride the fog?"

"Becoming a fairy is enough, becoming a demon may be about the same..."

These gossip bears can't hear it, and now it has been taught by Li Xuanqiu to get rid of distracting thoughts, and its heart is... meat!
By the way, it’s been a long time since I’ve eaten fresh bloody meat. You are all human beings, and you eat cooked food, so you don’t care about my life or death!How many times have I protested to you about my love for raw meat?

Even if there are no wild boars, rabbits are fine, and without rabbits, bamboo rats are also very particular... The bamboo rats on the island have almost no natural enemies, they are numerous, and they are very fat. Say.

It's a pity that Ruan Xiaomeng is a bad sister, she doesn't eat mice herself, and she doesn't allow everyone to eat them!
Those guys are more thieves than rabbits. They are stupid but hard to catch. Last time they managed to catch two of them, and they were released by Ruan Xiaomeng after they found out...it's very depressing.

Ok?Just thinking about the bamboo rat, I suddenly smelled the smell of the bamboo rat...

The bear's eyes opened immediately, not only the bamboo rat, but also the smell of a stranger!
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" yelled loudly.

"Okay, stop yelling, I know someone is coming... who will allow you to smell it?" Li Xuanqiu came out of the room, with a nose that was not a nose, and a face that was not a face, and scolded it.

A group of people came, about seven or eight, men and women, tall and short, all with long hair, strange clothes, and strange decorations.

At first glance, it looks like a non-California native tribe, but it doesn't look like black people, even though their skin is quite dark.Broad face, pointed chin, big eyes, long nose bridge, and that mysterious smile on his face...

Everyone was carrying a mess of odds and ends, pots and pans, wrapped tents, and two of the men were also carrying two slender branches, one with some shriveled wild fruits stuck in it, and the other On the top are seven or eight fat bamboo rats... You just say how keen the sense of smell is, right?
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