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Chapter 197 I Am Kind
"What's the matter down here? There's nothing... Ah, so he's a..." Xiao Ai suddenly came to her senses, her face flushed again.

Yakshas don’t have little dicks, they are not human anymore, because they live in water, their organ molt is somewhat similar to that of fish, of course there are other reasons...

There is no need to explain this too clearly. Anyway, everyone can understand it. After all, it is a program suitable for all ages.

That is to say, even if he intends to commit murder, he does not have a murder weapon. I mean, do you understand?

"Shouldn't Yasha be in the sea? How could it be in the lake?" Xiang Ze continued to interrogate.

"That's a long story..." Yasha pondered.

"Long story short!" Xiang Zexin said, why is this Yasha still a chatterbox?

"Yeah! Just because I made such a small mistake, I was fined to take care of this broken lake. The lake is full of small fish and shrimps. I don't like what I eat, so I come here and there Looking for a naughty girl to satisfy my cravings, but I bumped into my husband... There are two beauties, how can I really say this? Actually, I am a kind person...Yasha."

Seeing that Xiang Ze didn't seem to have any intention of killing him, Yasha spoke even more slickly, even a little slickly, with the demeanor of a fat man.

"Hey! So you want to eat us!" Lu Yan'er could hear that his voice was wrong.

"Look, girl, what are you talking about? My yaksha is a decent yaksha, and I don't eat people very much, unless I'm going to starve to death, cough cough, only Raksha ghosts can eat people! They like to eat human flesh, Be careful if you meet them, those guys like to eat a girl with delicate skin and tender meat like you, the meat is so sweet..."

Yasha was frothing, but he quietly touched the severed arm back with his other hand, put it on his shoulder, and he was able to move freely again in an instant.

"You still talk! If you say it again, you will be killed!" Lu Yan'er's face turned pale again.

My god, fortunately, I met a Yasha and not a Raksha... Huh?Are you lying to me?

You are a very bad Yasha, I believe you are a ghost!

"Ah, this is absolutely unacceptable, please forgive me, girl, please forgive me, sir, you just look at my little me, my little me... my little me, this, this, this, this, this, this..."

Yasha ghost didn't think of any advantages that he could use as a basis for begging for mercy.

"Capital crimes can be forgiven, living crimes can't be forgiven! Xiaolong, give him a hundred sticks!" Xiang Ze put on a straight face, he was actually stiff, this guy is so fucking funny, listen to him for a while. If it's not good, it's a joke.

"Oh hello! My husband, my lord, and my brother! Do it with great strength. If I can get three sticks, I'm going to die. If I get a hundred sticks, I'm afraid I'll be turned into a pulp! This is not a life, this is a death Ah!" Yasha immediately yelled.

"Okay, let's just hit twenty sticks as a light punishment. Is it reasonable for you to come out and harm people?" Xiang Ze pursed his lips, he was afraid of laughing out loud.

In other words, he has a good laugh, but this guy is really too funny. If he asks Lao Guo to learn cross talk as his teacher, he will definitely be able to stand out.

"It's really unbearable even twenty sticks. There are a lot of girls and adults, and the husband is very merciful. How about three sticks?" He said and stretched out three carrot-like fingers to shake at the big guy.

"Hurry up, are you really waiting for him to bargain? Brother Xiang will be soft-hearted later, and he won't be able to hit him with a stick!" Lu Yan'er saw Brother Xiaolong waiting foolishly holding a big log, and couldn't help but rush at him. Yelling.

"Yeah!" Brother Xiaolong agreed, and swung a big piece of wood to shine on Yasha's big buttocks all at once.
.There was a loud bang, and Yasha's butt blossomed, but it wasn't a red flower, it was a green flower...

"Ah, well done!" Yasha yelled, scratching his neck.

There was another slap, and he yelled again: "Oh, you hit hard!" "It was really good!" "It was wonderful!"

The tone of voice is different every time. It’s like a singer clearing his throat. It will be high and low, thick and thin, and the expression on the face will also change accordingly, sometimes grinning, sometimes frowning...

Everyone laughed, right?

Xiao Ai squatted on the ground holding her belly for a long time and couldn't stand up. She wasn't scared to death just now, but now she might die laughing.

Brother Xiaolong couldn't stand it even after hitting him eight or nine times, the yelling was so horrible!Those who knew that he was beating ghosts, those who didn't know thought he was butchering chickens!Angrily, he dropped the wood in his hand, and kicked him away: Get out of here!
The drone finally captured the picture of the bird!I saw a big monster with grinning teeth suddenly flew into the air, made a face at the camera of the drone, and then fell down quickly...

"My god, there's a ghost!" Luo Weier, who was in the anchor room, just happened to be in Xiang Ze's live broadcast room. She was about to see some screen to switch, but unexpectedly saw a flash on the screen. With a big hideous grimace, he screamed in fright.

"What a ghost I rely on!" Kun Kun also saw it, and the little boy's face turned pale with fright.

"Impossible, where are ghosts in the world?" Xi Xi blinked her big eyes half-believingly, she didn't see clearly just now.

"It really seems to be a ghost!" Jay Chou also saw it.

"Master Pei De?" When encountering such a weird thing, the first thing that Brother Bo thought of was these two experts.

"It can't be a ghost, I think it might be some kind of mask he's wearing on his face." Master De said.

"Yes, many people in primitive tribes wear scary masks to intimidate beasts or enemies." Mr. Bei made a reasonable explanation based on what he knew.

"It doesn't look like a mask!" Luo Weier zoomed in on the screen just now. Although it was a bit blurry and not very clear, it seemed to be the true face of this person.

"Maybe it's oil paint made of crushed plants and applied on the face, it will also show this effect." Master Bei actually has no idea, but it seems that there is only one explanation, right?
"But what's the matter with him being able to fly?" Xi Xi asked.

"He definitely can't fly, he was probably thrown up by someone..." Brother Bo judged based on the person's graceful posture in mid-air.

"Who can throw him so high when he is so big?" Luo Weier thought it was impossible.

"Xiang Ze." "Long Zaiye." "Han Chong." "Big Stupid." Brother Bo and the others each said a name, saying that each of them seemed to be able to do it.

"Okay." Lowell said nothing.

The speculation in the live broadcast room was much more exaggerated, and many foreigners directly concluded this monster.

"This is Dr. Banner!" "Who?"

"It's the Hulk Hulk!"

"Don't even mention it, it's really similar, they're all the same green!"

"Don't make trouble, that's a character in a comic, you guys are serious! Are they all elementary school students?"

"But it really looks like hey!" "Then who do you think this is?"

"It's not the Hulk anyway, the Hulk has black hair, okay?"

"Maybe he dyed his hair..." But Yasha fell to the ground and turned two somersaults and knelt down facing Xiang Ze: "Thank you sir for the beating!"

"Yeah? The sound doesn't seem right, why do you still have an opinion?" Lu Yan'er thought that he was not convinced by his words. "Don't dare! It's not that Mr. dare not dare, but I dare not."

It's not surprising that there are so many people, but Yasha kowtowed again and again like garlic.

(End of this chapter)