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Chapter 164 Give him a firework
But Xiang Ze is not the only one who can see him. Brother Xiaolong watched coldly and saw clearly. He also couldn't figure out why this little devil wanted to jump up the tree?It's not a monkey...

"Sister Xiaomeng, are you still stealing the boss's fireworks?" He quietly asked Ruan Xiaomeng beside him.

"There is another one, why? The boss is fighting, and you still have the mind to set off fireworks?" Ruan Xiaomeng put a chisel on Long Zaye's head unceremoniously, and followed suit. old college.

"Hey, give it to me, let's shoot that little devil on the tree." Long Zaye scratched his head and said.

"The little devil on the tree? Where is it?" Ruan Xiaomeng's big eyes stared at the boss, looking at the big tree that Long Zaiye was gesturing to, but he couldn't see anything. How could there be a little devil?
"Can't you see it? It's just hidden in the branches." Long Zaiye was a little puzzled, it's a pity that you have such big eyes, sister Xiaomeng, but you are actually nearsighted?

"Okay." Although Ruan Xiaomeng couldn't see it, she knew that Long Zaiya would not lie, so she took out the fireworks and handed them to him.

Long Zaiye ran over to pick up a piece of charcoal on the fire, found a better position, squinted one eye and began to aim.

Because everyone's attention was attracted by Xiang Ze and the little devil who disappeared, no one noticed that Long Zaye's rocket had been put on the shelf and was in a state of being ready to launch...

The countdown to ignition starts, three, two... whoosh!A cloud piercing firework shot out through the air!
Ordinarily, that unlucky ape ninja is quite good at martial arts, and a small rocket should not be able to hit him.

But he is staring at Xiang Ze with all his attention at the moment. Seeing that he seems to be completely defenseless, he is ready to pounce and attack!Right now, the muscles all over his body are tense, and under the high concentration of attention, he didn't even notice the attack of the rocket...

Snapped!With a bang, the fireworks burst into a white flame on his body, and then his whole body began to burn!Because those color-changing paints on his clothes are very flammable...

Don't you think it's a coincidence?

With a strange cry, he fell down from the tree with a somersault, and patted his body in a hurry. Unfortunately, with the help of the fire, the fire became more and more intense, so it couldn't be extinguished at all, and the few smoky eggs hidden in his waist They were all detonated by the fire, crackling and crackling, and the impact knocked him out of consciousness instantly...

Fortunately, he was lucky, and he didn't carry the very lethal Thunder Fire Egg, or else he would have been smashed to pieces.

Several other little devils rushed over and stomped on him, and then stomped out the fire, and all the clothes on the ape ninja were burned, and the naked butt looked somewhat indecent.

Seeing this, the director hurriedly ordered: "Hurry up and code!" The live broadcast room burst into laughter. "Wahhaha, why did this guy spontaneously combust?"

"It's not spontaneous combustion, Brother Xiaolong shot him just now!"

"I said why did I hear a whoosh!"

"How did Brother Xiaolong find him? The boss didn't even see him!"

"How do you know the boss didn't see it? He just stared at the tree."

"What the hell is this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's ass so white?"

"Huh? Why are you still coding? I don't know, but I like to watch nothing?"

"Don't be so disgusting, okay? If it's a woman, it's almost the same!"

"Quack quack..."

"Quality quality."

……

Fang Qian in the anchor room is eating melons and watching a show, isn't she?

I was shocked to see that the watermelon was sprayed out by this scene, and by coincidence, it sprayed Kun Kun's head and face directly, instantly turning him into a little red man!
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I really couldn't hold back." Fang Qian smiled sweetly, and hurriedly picked up a tissue to help him wipe.

Kun Kun shook his head angrily, this is not the first time he has been sprayed!

"Hehe, don't be angry, Kunkun, this is a good omen, it means that you are going to be very popular." Brother Bo relieved his embarrassment with a witty remark.

"Hahaha, Kun Kun is already very popular now, and if he becomes more popular, he will turn purple!" Seeing Kun Kun's distressed appearance, Director Zhou couldn't help laughing.

Kun Kun's face turned really purple, a bit like an eggplant beaten by frost...

Same as Chairman Sato.The two masters under him didn't have time to formally fight with Xiang Ze, and they were all defeated in such a shameful way. Sato felt that he couldn't hold back his face. How could the warriors of my country be so vulnerable?

"Kameda-kun, go and learn." Turning around, he nodded to a short fat man behind him.

"Hi Yi!" The guy named Guitian walked out with his head held high, stood in front of Xiang Ze, and looked up at him.

This person is only about 1.5 meters tall, and he doesn't look too short standing with his own people, because you know the height of the Wa people...

Otherwise, can it be called Wa country?But standing in front of Xiang Ze, the contrast is too big. Xiang Ze is about 1.8 meters tall, with a jade tree facing the wind, and Yue Zhiyuan, coupled with his own mighty temperament, he looks extraordinarily tall , it is even more obvious that Kameda-kun is exceptionally short...

But what to say, Kameda-kun is a little short, but he looks quite strong.He has a big head, no neck, and his arms and legs are thicker than ordinary people. Just stand there, he looks so stable.

"My name is Yutomo Kameda, please give Xiang Ze-jun a lot of advice." After saying that, he bent deeply at ninety degrees and bowed to Xiang Ze.Not to mention that this Kameda Yutomo, although he looks clumsy, is much more polite than those two just now.

Seeing his simple-minded appearance, Xiang Ze didn't really dislike him, so he nodded and smiled at him.

"Hey, little turtle! Our boss won't teach you, he will beat you up!" Ruan Xiaomeng couldn't help giggling as he looked at him more and more like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

"If you beat me up." Yutomo Kameda actually nodded seriously: "Then I would like to ask Xiang Ze-jun for your advice."

Ruan Xiaomeng smiled slightly and stopped talking, thinking that this little devil might be a bit stupid, and it would be invincible to argue with him by herself.

"I'm sorry." Kameda Yuzhi said, suddenly stretched his hand behind his back, and took out two big hammers.Each of this pair of hammers looked the size of a watermelon, but he held them with ease.No wonder he keeps his head up, it turns out there is a hammer behind his ass!

It's not that Kameda was arrogant, but because he fell from the back with a hammer. So, you can see that he is standing straighter now...

"Damn it, this is not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, this is the Prime Minister Turtle!" "This hammer looks really bluffing!"

"It's not how he can hang behind his butt? Doesn't he sway when he walks?"

"They have a low chassis and walk steadily."

"Is this hammer a fake thing made of cardboard? Or is it hollow?"

"Then what do you think? These f*cking ones are made of solid cast iron, and each one weighs at least three hundred catties. He can carry it with his virtue?"

"Fuck me, it seems to be true..."

"Can't you?"

……

"Xiang Ze-kun, please also take out your weapons." Kameda Yutomo was very particular, and put two hammers on the ground before doing it, expressing that he would never make a sneak attack.

Seeing the two hammers fall to the ground, two holes were directly pressed out in the grass, this is really solid!
Xiang Ze was also slightly surprised. Although this guy is short in stature, he is really strong.

(End of this chapter)