Le Xiaomi youth sadomasochism collection

Chapter 206 Qingcheng I (28)
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You are definitely No. 1 in the history of literature - the first author to get paid for pirated editions.

These days, Jiang Kemeng still calls me every now and then, and the time must be two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and the voice on the other end of the phone is still very high, so as to announce that she and I are people in two worlds.

In Ma Zhe's class, I sent a text message to Hainan Island, and I said, Jiang Kemeng is going back to China.How should our relatives in the motherland welcome her?

It took half a day for Hainan Island to reply with five words: Who is Jiang Kemeng?
Uncle, I was annoyed when I saw it, so I texted back, it is that little girl who has chased after you for many years, Jiang Biehe's niece, our former study committee member...

Half a day later, Hainan Island replied with another message: Oh, it's Jiang Kemeng who gave you rat poison...followed by a string of meaningful ellipses.

It can be seen that Hainan Island does not welcome Jiang Kemeng. He is warning me not to forget the pain after the scar has healed. It is always a disadvantage to associate with this kind of person.

On weekends, Hainan Island came to the school to find me, driving a white Honda Accord, pretending to be the son of an upstart.Xiaoci was in the passenger seat, a teenage girl, dressed like a red horn in a theater troupe.Hainan Island watched us walk out and honked at us.

This car is a broken car that Ma Xiaozhuo just bought from Huatai second-hand market. It has been repainted and remodeled.Hainan Island has always dreamed of owning a car, but the income these years has been used to see a doctor for Huba's mother.Therefore, every time, I can only kill Ma Xiaozhuo and other cronies, snatch their cars, and have a good time first.

Hu Dongduo and I walked downstairs together, looked at the Hainan Island in the car, smiled, and said, your friend has really good taste, you should drive this kind of mistress car.

Hu Dongduo didn't mean what he said, but the listener in Hainan Island meant it, so he returned the car to Ma Xiaozhuo that afternoon.

Ma Xiaozhuo was very happy. He was still thinking that the uncle of Hainan Island might have to toss for a few days before he would return the car to him, but he was too embarrassed to ask for it. Now Hainan Island actually sent the car back directly. However, in his mouth But he still has to be polite, saying, my brother, just drive it.Why come back in such a hurry?

Hainan Island has always been so straightforward, and he didn't hide it from Ma Xiaozhuo. He said, brother, if you want to buy a second-hand car in the future, please change your taste and don't buy this kind of car that even a mistress doesn't drive.

As for Ma Xiaozhuo, he couldn't tell what was wrong with him. The only shortcoming was that he held grudges.When he learned from Hainan Island that his taste in buying cars had been slandered by a certain yellow-haired girl named Hu Dongduo, he immediately remembered the name in his heart.

Moreover, this feng shui rotation is really miraculous, so that later, Hu Dongduo was unemployed for half a year after graduating from university. When she was almost desperate, Xia Tong suggested that she apply for a job at Ma Xiaozhuo's cultural company. In the end, Ma Xiaozhuo refused with a smile. three times.

However, the current Hu Dongduo is still a silly third-year girl wandering around the campus. Although she has just experienced the pain of "divorce", it did not make her mature quickly, so her little IQ can't let her have a premonition that a year and a half later danger.

That day, although she said that Hainan Island was driving a mistress car, she still sat in it happily.

Xiaoci was sitting upright in the passenger cab, ignoring us, Hainan Island gave her a blank look, and said, you son of a bitch, didn't you see the two sisters coming up?
Xiaoci squinted at Hainan Island, and snorted that her sister was done.

Hainan Island said, this girl is getting more and more reckless, and I can't control it anymore. I should have known that when I was wandering, I shouldn't be so merciful, picking up such a thing and coming back!
Hu Dongduo just laughed, and jokingly said, didn't you have a long-term plan at the time, worried that you, a street child, would not find a wife when he grew up, so you simply picked a child as a bride-in-law.Alas, but Hainan Island, in fact, you are so handsome, how could no girls like you?

Hainan Island took a look at me, and said to Hu Dongduo, alas, you don't know, back then, I almost fascinated a large number of girls in No. [-] Middle School, they were dying!What a pity, wasn't there Gu Lang at the time?Swish——that kid broke half of my country, and my two true loves, little Stuttering Yezi and Little Tudou Yazi, are all fans of that kid.Speaking of it, this has always been a pain in my heart.

I laughed and told Hu Dongduo, don't listen to him, how could he have time to love Ye Ling and me.When the tip of my tongue fell on the syllable of "Ye Ling", my voice trembled, and my eyes suddenly became sour. After all these years, I still couldn't face her, my best friend once.

Hu Dongduo looked at me curiously, and she said, hey, Tianya, what does Gu Lang look like?Who is more beautiful, he or Hainan Island, oh oh or Jiang Han, who is more beautiful?

In fact, Hu Dongduo's question is a bit stupid.How can this be compared?For so many years, Gu Lang is a flower blooming in my heart, and Hainan Island is a tree growing beside me... As for Jiang Han, he is a narcissist.Tut tut.Ugh.

Hainan Island suddenly turned around, looked at Hu Dongduo, and asked, who is Jiang Han?
Hu Dongduo is a hundred-year-old who loves to answer questions. When he heard a question from Hainan Island, he became energetic and said, ah.That Jiang Han is a man who is very interested in Ai Tianya recently.Ah, those ecstatic little eyes, that cold little expression... Driving a Lexus LS600hl is much more low-key than the guy who drives a BMW, but it's not good at all... According to Kang Tianqiao, he is The famous Hua Hua Da Shao, but then again, aren't all boys like that?
I frowned and told Hainan Island not to listen to her nonsense.

Hainan Island laughed, and jokingly said, Tudou, if you really catch a wealthy son-in-law, you don't have to write any pure love novels, just write a hot topic-"Inspirational Autobiography in the Post-College Era: How I Seduced the Rich and Rich Man" of".Depend on!Be sure to fire up!At that time, Ma Xiaozhuo and I will help you publish it, and the genuine and pirated version will be released together!I'm in charge of your legitimate channel, Ma Xiaozhuo is in charge of the pirated version, and you get royalties for both directions!Depend on!By that time, you will definitely be No. 1 in the history of literature—the first author to receive a fee for a pirated copy.I was thinking, when you become popular, Ma Xiaozhuo and I get rich, and the company can become regular, we organize a large number of young girls, brainwash them first, promise them a bright future, and organize them to become a company The most powerful Gunners Corps, publishing books like an assembly line, whether it's romance, martial arts, fantasy, science fiction, detective... even pornographic novels...all of them have your name-Ai Tianya.If you insist on your author’s poverty-stricken temperament and literati’s backbone, and you are not willing to join the group, we will give you another name, whether it is Xiao Qiuyan or Yan Qiuxiao, and forcibly create the top spot in the history of modern literature.When it comes time to sign the sale, just hire a model to act as her and expose her everywhere.By then, Ma Xiaozhuo and I will be two cultural celebrities!
Hu Dongduo was amused by the miscellaneous words spoken in Hainan Island, and she said, Oh, Tianya, is he really illiterate?How do you feel like a doctor.

Hainan Island said, hey, Hu Dongduo, don't listen to this dead boy Ai Tianya.Who is illiterate?Although I have suffered a lot from wandering since I was a child, my ambition has not changed, and I am determined to become a cultural celebrity.

I pouted, you, like Ma Xiaozhuo, are a cultural hooligan when you get along well, I'd rather you sell pirated books.

Xiaoci looked at the three of us discussing livelyly in the carriage, but she couldn't get in a word, so she couldn't help pouting and said, "It's been a long time, and I still don't want to leave."

Hu Dongduo whispered to me quietly, the child's bride-in-law got angry, and the girl treats us as imaginary rivals in love all day long.

Hainan Island ignored Xiaoci, looked back at me, and said, cultural hooligans also have to catch a rich man, write an autobiography, and help the company earn money before I can have this hope.Take good care of that low-key Thunder God and Lightning Mother Texas.

Hu Dongduo said that it was a Lexus, not a Lexus.Then, she went on to say, hey, speaking of that Jiang Han, really, I rarely see such a good-looking man... Uh no, I only saw it once, you know that little black guy in Tang Huili Brother no, it is said that with a few lives on his back, he often sits in a daze in Tang Huali, ignoring people.I saw him up close once.Alas, Ai Tianya, you often write Tianlei novels, that word to describe a handsome man... what is it... oh oh oh, it's mysterious and cold, evil and cold!Those dark, deep and weary eyes, those lips that seem to be smiling but not smiling...

Hainan Island said, damn it!You recite poetry!Writing?She doesn't have such a beautiful writing style, at most she is "a good-looking man" and "clean eyes".I really don't know how Ma Xiaozhuo could fall in love with her writing, an illiterate boss fell in love with an illiterate author, and even signed a book contract.

I smiled modestly. Now that I can sell a novel for [-] oceans, I am an illiterate author from a poor background. The other author Ma Xiaozhuo can’t afford it, but he is reluctant to buy it. I’m a bargain.

Hu Dongduo said, Hainan Island, Tianya is also your author anyway, you need to look at the beautiful writing, you go to the prose to read a hundred beautiful sentences... But Hainan Island, do you think I said that Tang Hui is beautiful and Jiang Han is handsome? Just jealous?In fact, I'm not saying you're not handsome, it's just that we ordinary people don't have the natural aristocratic air, don't you understand?When you become well-off in the future, you might wear Dior Homme, wear an LV behind your back, drive a BENZ, keep your mouth shut, and others will treat you as a nobleman.

Hainan Island started the engine and said, come on, chick.I don’t want to argue about Jiang Han’s eldest son, and leave it to our family to climb the dragon and the phoenix. When she becomes a fairy, Xiao Ci and I will follow the chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven.Just a little black brother from Tang Hui, still your son?If I was a member of the underworld, you probably would think that my temperament is cold and evil, and my eyes are mysterious and tired...

After tossing around Hainan Island for a long time, the car didn't start.

Hu Dongduo and I sat in the car and watched Hainan Island fight against the car.

I was suddenly curious, and asked Hu Dongduo, I have been to Tanghui many times, why haven't I seen the little black brother you mentioned?
Before Hu Dongduo could answer, Hainan Island interjected, saying, Tudou, don't say that the eldest brother always talks about you, you are about to marry into a wealthy family, how can you have inappropriate thoughts about other men?Depend on!Be careful that Master Jiang Han divorced you.

Hu Dongduo just laughed and said, you'd better leave the matter of the young couple alone, and deal with your car as soon as you have the energy.After finishing speaking, she turned to me and said, he seldom shows up, it is said that Tang Hui was opened by him, he is the boss of Tang Hui, okay?To say he is a "little black brother" does not mean that he is a young man, but that he is young.

Hainan Island said, don't talk about it, Tang Hui's boss is obviously a woman.

Hu Dongduo fought back unwillingly, you're just talking nonsense, it's obviously him.

——Obviously a woman!I heard that she is the concubine of an official!Commonly known as mistress, I heard that she has been busy becoming a regular recently.

——You are crazy, you are obviously a man!It's that handsome little black guy!

——It’s a woman!Could what Ma Xiaozhuo, a local snake said, be false?Isn't the Tang Hui you're talking about the club on the first floor where ordinary people hang out?do you know its other?Gambling on the second floor, whoring on the third floor, fandom on the fourth floor.idiot!
As soon as Hainan Island finished speaking, Hu Dongduo smiled and said, did you gamble on the second floor or the third floor... eh?After she finished speaking, her Danfeng eyes glanced at Xiaoci next to her, as if she wanted to watch a good show.

Xiaoci's face was flushed, and she stared desperately at Hainan Island. Before Hainan Island could respond, she heard a bang, and the motor finally started.

Hu Dongduo shook his head, smiled, tsk tsk, after dealing with it for a long time, the car finally learned to walk.

Hainan Island looked at Dongduo and I who were chatting and laughing from the rearview mirror, and called me, Tianya.

I stopped laughing, looked up at him, and responded, huh?
He said in a soft voice, Huba is coming out.

huba.

The memory suddenly opened the wound at the age of 14, and almost seven years passed like this.Seven years ago, Huba was imprisoned for robbery and wounding...

I looked at Hainan Island, his eyes were a little red, and my heart tightened. I didn't know what to say, so I could only say, oh.

His eyes flicked out of the window, with tears in his eyes.

Time is so fast.

(End of this chapter)