Yue Ji

Chapter 340
Jian Jiu is born to be lucky.

In the beginning, Jian Jiu was not called Jian Jiu, he was called Jian, which means that he was picked up by his master.

After spending several years with a beggar, he was taken up the mountain by his master.Then, within a few years of following the master, the old man kicked his foot, died, and threw him to his senior brother.

For this senior brother, he is not convinced.Not two years older than him, always with a cold face, and, unexpectedly, a little handsomer than him!

How does this make him reconciled?
After making trouble for several years, Jian began to accept his fate.He felt that his senior brother was born to restrain him.He can't beat him, but he can't hurt him, and he doesn't get angry when he plays tricks on him. These days are really boring.So, he decided to elope, oh no, this is called sneaking.

Sneaky days are great fun.

Jian first changed his face into his senior brother's face, and by the way, used the name his senior brother left behind when he was wandering outside: Jian Jiu——his senior brother is a man who is dignified and upright, even if he has a disguise skill, when he is outside , and always see the world with his true face.Hmph, he's going to face his senior brother and use his senior brother's name to commit crimes. He wants his senior brother to be chased wherever he goes, hahahaha.

Overjoyed, Jian began to use the name of Jian Jiu to wander around the palaces of princes and princes in various countries.

He first ran to the palace of the Qin people. It was a night.

He just slipped in, and with a whoosh, an old man in black robe appeared in front of him.

The old man appeared so suddenly, Jian Jiu was still looking around, and found such an old face close to five inches in front of him.

At that time, he was still a fool who had just come out to play, and his performance was so immature - he was so scared that he screamed out loud!
He jumped back a few steps, stared at the old man with a pair of eyes, and shouted violently: "Old man, why did you suddenly show up in the middle of the night, you almost frightened me to death, don't you know?"

Amidst Jian Jiu's violent shouting, torches swished and ignited in all directions, and more than a dozen voices asked at the same time: "Who is here?"

The old man in black robe did not turn his head back, he replied clearly: "It's all right, you can retreat."

As soon as the old man's voice fell, all the torches were extinguished one by one, and after a while, silence was restored.

Jian Jiu was overjoyed.

He jumped and jumped to the side of the old man.After walking around him, Jian Jiu asked: "Old man, how is your kung fu? How is your sword skill?"

The old man in black robe stared at him, and said slowly: "You are not Jian Jiu."

Jian Jiu was startled, and quickly asked: "How do you know?"

The old man in black robe sighed, and said: "That kid, it's rare to say a word in half a month, how can it be like you, chattering non-stop?"

Jian Jiu chuckled, touched his scalp, and said, "He's my senior brother."

The black-robed old man nodded, "Sure enough, only the Mo Yin faction has such a disguise."

Jian Jiu pouted, turned around and left.

The black-robed old man was amazed, and asked: "Boy, you came to my Qin Palace on purpose, so you don't want to play for a while?"

Jian Jiu raised his long sleeves, and replied depressedly: "What are you playing? You've seen through it all."

After running out of Qin Palace, Jian Jiu decided to change his face back, but the name is still Jian Jiu.You see, what a good name!Not only does it have the word 'sword', but it also has two characters. Unlike his previous name, Jian, it is easy to tell that he is a poor boy from common people.

This time he sneaked away, and finally Jian Jiu lit two fires in the palaces of Zheng State and Song State, was caught by a master, locked up, and was rescued by his senior brother, and ended.

That time, he was severely taught by his senior brother.That guy actually made him hang upside down on a tree branch to carve bamboo slips.Brother, that guy is inhumane, when he carved the bamboo slips, the knife must not be light or heavy, every stroke must be exactly the same as the original bamboo slips.As long as he was a little lazy, that guy would tie him up on a treetop and roast the whole lamb in front of him!
He lived through that cruel and inhuman life for three full years.

Three years later, Jian Jiu suddenly discovered that his kung fu had reached the level of a master.

Once again, he sneaked down the mountain.

This time, within half a year, he was arrested again by his senior brother.Somehow, his kung fu has obviously improved very quickly, but his senior brother is always one level higher than him.

So he was tied to a tree again to carve bamboo slips.

After slipping out for the third time, Jian Jiu vowed not to be caught by his senior brother.After much deliberation, he decided not to cause trouble for the time being, but to do good deeds.

As soon as this good deed was done, his name Jian Jiu became famous all over the world.Hehe, that name even overshadowed the brother who had to use Yin Yun's name.

After doing good deeds for half a year, one night, he suddenly saw his senior brother.

When the senior brother saw him, he praised him.Moreover, he took him to meet some Mohists, and told them in front of them that he was his younger brother and his name was Jian Jiu.

The brother's expression at that time was very arrogant and bragging, one could tell at a glance that he was stealing a lesson from himself.Jian Jiu wanted to make fun of his senior brother, but for some reason, his eye circles turned red.

After thinking about it, Jian Jiu made up his mind and decided to treat his brother better.

Before he knew it, Jian Jiu discovered that this senior brother was exactly the same as the brother he imagined, and he gradually fell in love with the feeling of being with him.

However, Jian Jiu couldn't stand loneliness, after spending several months in the mountain with his senior brother, he went down the mountain again.But this time, he didn't have to sneak, his brother allowed him to go down the mountain.

This time, he met a new toy, the Fourth Princess Yue whom his senior had been looking for for a long time.The fourth princess of Yue, a daughter, actually pretended to be a man, and she was still playing a magi under her unmarried husband.

It was so much fun.

For the past three years, Jian Jiu has always been hanging around that playful woman.

In the past three years, he didn't get into many troubles, only less than five times.

One of them, he even felt wronged.He really didn't understand, how could someone hold on to such a trivial matter?
Oh, it was an autumn.

Wearing a bamboo hat, sipping some wine in the women's hall, while taking a look at the handsome Jian Jiu, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter from the wing room inside.

It was the laughter of a man. After he gave a heavy "chirp" to a woman, he called out, "Jiaojiao, you are my Jiaojiao."

The woman replied coquettishly: "Your family is Jiaojiao, but you are the eighth princess of the Chu Kingdom. We are in the women's hall, and we are tall and beautiful. How can we be as delicate as the princess of a country?"

Wow, the man inside is actually the husband of the princess?
Jian Jiu's eyeballs rolled happily, he stroked his chin, and thought happily: Shall we tie this boy and this female prostitute and hang them under the city of Ying?

As soon as he thought of this, he shook his head.It's a bad idea, a dignified husband, running out to sleep with a woman, it's a trivial matter.If I really die, maybe Chu Jun will send someone to hunt him down.It's nothing more than chasing and killing, the main thing is that it's not fun, not fun at all.

Just when Jian Jiu was a little bit uninterested, the man inside replied: "The princess is delicate? Haha, my wife has the most wild personality, you don't know, she will jump out of bed every night when she sleeps until the third quarter of the night." Well. Hmph, at that time, she didn't even open her eyes, but she was twisting and jumping, and while she was jumping, she was also taking off her clothes. That's all, she was still naked on top of me every time , shouting something 'kiss, kiss.'”

The man was depressed when he said that, and several women laughed at the same time.A woman wondered: "It's just a kiss, why should you be depressed?"

The man was annoyed, and he said bitterly: "Of course, every time I kiss her, she bites her. Look, my lips are still torn. In daylight, she doesn't recognize her, and she still kisses her." They always said that I went to play in the women's hall. You bit the mark on my lips. Duh! I was annoyed, so I really went to play in the women's hall!"

All the girls laughed at the same time when they heard this.

Jian Jiu is also laughing.

He rubbed his chin, smiling blindly.

The man was obviously an honest man, before he arrived at the house, he left the women's hall and got into the carriage.

When his carriage drove into a mansion and he came to the gate of his house, he did not notice that there was a stream of green smoke passing by his side from time to time.

After the man took a bath and returned to the bedroom, the eighth princess had already fallen asleep.

In a daze, she heard someone lying down beside her, so she muttered in a low voice: "Why did you come back so late?"

The man replied in a low voice: "Going to drink."

"kindness.

A burst of snoring sounded.

Amidst the snoring, a blue smoke drifted out.

Jian Jiu dodged to the side of the bed, he restrained the man, then grabbed his skirt and lifted him up.

Tilting his head to look at the man, then at the princess on the bed, Jian Jiu kindly wrapped a quilt around the man, then tied him with the quilt three or four times with a rope.

Then, he kicked the zongzi to the corner of the wall.

As if kicking hard, there was a light "bang" from the corner of the wall.

Amidst the sound, Hachiko took the initiative and asked in a daze, "Why?"

Jian Jiu rubbed his chin, thinking: How should I answer?
This question was a bit difficult, and when he had figured out how to answer it, the princess fell asleep again, snoring softly again.

Jian Jiu stroked his scalp and smiled, and climbed onto the bed.

He slept beside the princess.

After falling asleep on his back, Jian Jiu looked at the princess and thought to himself: This woman doesn't smell very good, she doesn't have Wei Luoxiang.

Then, he listened carefully, and estimated that the time was up.

There is still about half an hour before the woman will dance.

Jian Jiu opened his eyes wide and found himself very excited.

It never occurred to him that that man was talking nonsense!

He waited until the ugly time, the woman was still sleeping soundly, and the snoring became louder and louder!
Jian Jiu was furious, he stood up, kicked the zongzi in the corner a few times, then decided to wait.Of course, the zongzi he had restrained would only wake up in two hours, and now he would not feel it no matter how he kicked it.

Waiting and waiting, Jian Jiu actually fell asleep.

Then, Jian Jiu woke up with a burst of screams.As soon as he opened his eyes, the Eighth Princess of Chu State pointed at him and screamed: "There is a thief! There is a thief sleeping beside my pillow and stealing my body!"

Inadvertently, the eight princesses invented a word, stealing fragrance and jade.

The princess's screams made the servants and swordsmen rush in, and also woke up the son-in-law who was sleeping soundly.

As soon as he woke up, he found himself bound and thrown to a corner, and beside his wife's pillow, a strange man was yawning sleepily.

Then, the son-in-law also screamed.

As a result, some masters were alarmed.

Facing the murderous intentions of the masters, Jian Jiu felt very wronged, he pointed at the son-in-law angrily and shouted: "You boy, you clearly said that after your wife fell asleep, she happily undressed and danced wildly, why didn't you see it? How dare you?" Lied to me!"

The son-in-law was stunned by Jian Jiu's soaring anger, he opened his mouth wide and looked at him dumbfounded.

Then, Jian Jiu turned his head, pointed at the tip of the princess's nose and shouted: "Waiting for you all night, you don't take off your clothes, you don't even dance! Say I steal you, duh, you are not beautiful, what is there to steal? If I steal, I might as well steal that little woman!"

So the princess was also shocked.She opened her small mouth, looking stupidly at the roaring and angry Jian Jiu.

A master was the first to wake up.He shouted angrily: "Jian Jiu, you are so rude!" In anger, he killed Jian Jiu.

Thus, Jian Jiu started his three-thousand-mile escape.

Of course, he escaped in the end, and the brother only punished him slightly.

It's just that after a long time, Jian Jiu was a little depressed and a little annoyed.That son-in-law is really deceiving people too much!How could he create something out of nothing and deceive him?
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It's the end of the month, and the pink votes haven't risen yet. I'm worried that Yue Ji won't be able to keep the top ten.

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(End of this chapter)