Ode to joy

Chapter 6

"I don't even know whether the singularity is male or female. At the beginning of this year, during a debate about wormholes in a forum, I couldn't help using my knowledge to argue with others. Every time the singularity added points and Quoting to express support, his level of knowledge may not be as good as mine, but it is also very good. After that, I feel that Singularity began to pay attention to me..."

Fan Shengmei asked curiously, "Did you reveal your gender?"

"When I registered on the forum, I chose men. Generally, the majority of those who join the forum are men. We often exchange text messages on the site. This time, because I returned to China, changed my mobile phone, and was very busy with work, I didn't surf the Internet for several days. Singularity came to the site the day before yesterday and asked me why I disappeared. I saw it this afternoon when I was free, so I told him that I have returned to China and I am currently working in Haishi. Just now he replied, give me a timetable when he is free, please I choose the time, and he treats me to dinner."

"No, no, you avoid the question, what I ask you is why you smile so sweetly while looking at your phone."

"I like the style of Singularity, which is crisp and neat."

"I like the style, not the way of laughing, Andy, tell the truth, you are secretly in love."

"No, ha, how is it possible, I don't even know whether the singularity is male or female, I'm not that nympho, no, I'm not a nympho, this is too funny, how is it possible."

Fan Shengmei was just teasing and looking for fun, but seeing Andy's reaction was so strong, and she was very surprised to see that Andy was not shy, but serious and nervous. "I'm joking with you. What a coincidence, since Singularity is also in Haishi, why don't we meet and have a meal."

But Andy hesitated for a long time before saying: "I probably feel that Singularity is a man. Tell me, will I be crazy if I go to meet a male netizen like this?"

Fan Shengmei seemed to see the delusion in Andy's heart, "How can this be called a nymphomaniac? You know each other online for at least two years, and you often text greetings. If you don't see each other for a few days, you will ask. These are friends. Online friends and offline friends have the same relationship." What's the difference, what does it have to do with nympho. Hey, what's wrong with you?" Fan Shengmei panicked when she saw Andy pouring tea and taking a deep breath, as if breathing was difficult.And Andy stretched out his hand to signal her not to be impatient.

After a while, Andy put down his teacup and sighed, "I do have evil intentions. I'm sure that Singularity is a man. I'm excited to see Singularity. Isn't this a nympho?"

"Is this called a nympho? Andy, you just told me that you have been secretly in love with Singularity for two years. I don't think it's a nympho. Instead, I feel very gut-wrenching."

"Really?"

"Loving someone, can you be called a nympho?"

"But falling in love with someone after seeing a few words, what is it called if you don't call it a nympho? Maybe... maybe I have the nympho gene."

Fan Shengmei just wanted to laugh, but she saw that although Andy's face was pretending to be calm, his eyes were full of panic.Fan Sheng was amazed and was at a loss for a moment.Seeing this, Andy sighed: "I'll just go back to the station, I don't have time recently."

Fan Shengmei looked at Andy typing on the full keyboard in astonishment, and had some doubts in her heart, it was too abnormal.

Waiting for Andy to send out the short message, the two of them ate food in a muffled voice.But soon there was a short reply from the website, and Fan Shengmei couldn't help asking: "What is it?"

"Mobile phone number, and a QQ number. I don't have QQ."

"Register one immediately, and the mobile phone number may not be given to Singularity for the time being."

Andy looked at Fan Shengmei blankly, shrugged, and didn't speak any more.Fan Shengmei suddenly remembered that on the way, Andy said he had something to ask for advice, could it be such a trivial matter?She saw that Andy didn't seem like a person who had never seen the world, ordinary people couldn't borrow such a good car, and she also recognized that the clothes on Andy's body were famous brands, and she wondered why Andy would be troubled by such trivial matters.Andy has also been paying attention to Fan Shengmei, and finally couldn't help asking: "Sister Fan, do you think I'm weird?"

Fan Shengmei shook her head, thinking about it, and then said: "I just think you are too pure, you said you are not younger than me, of course I think you are much younger than me, don't you even have love experience? You are so beautiful, always Someone is chasing you."

Andy hesitated to speak, as if mustering up his courage, he said: "I...I dare not fall in love. I always feel that I..."

"Speak slowly, don't worry, Sister Fan, I have seen countless people and talked about countless relationships, so I can provide you with the best reference."

Andy hesitated for a long time, "No, I can't talk about it today. I'm driving today, and I need to be emotionally stable."

"Whenever I want to talk, I'll be there on call. I'll go to the friend's table over there to say hello, and I'll be back soon."

Andy watched Fan Shengmei leave gracefully, and really wanted to stop Fan Shengmei in her heart, and suddenly she wanted to confide in her again.But she still didn't speak in the end. When Fan Shengmei came back, she had calmed down, paid the bill, and ate food efficiently.The dishes Fan Shengmei ordered were delicious, and she liked them very much.It's just that she glanced at the phone from time to time, thinking over and over in her mind how to reply to the short message of Singularity. In the previous short message, Singularity not only gave her two numbers, but also said to contact her more in the future.She wondered anxiously, did Singularity recognize her as a woman?
Fan Shengmei invited Andy to dance together for her friends, she thought that Andy would refuse, but unexpectedly Andy agreed.But at Bar 77, where Fan Shengmei was in trouble last time, Andy just sat there, just drinking water and drinks, watching the lead dancer on the high stage dancing with DS.For some reason, neither Fan Shengmei nor her friends dared to persuade Andy to end.

Andy watched it for a while, and finally took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Qidian, "Hi with friends at the bar. The nightlife in Haishi is very lively."

After a while, Qidian replied, "Which bar are you in? I came to see you. Hey, I thought you were a nerd."

"It's really nerds, they are dancing, I look on, and I play my own."

"You play yourself? OMG!"

Andy laughed, she was very surprised, how could Singularity always "distort" a sentence so amusingly.But Andy still reluctantly typed out a line of words, "I'm bored, I left my friends and went home. Let's talk later." But she didn't go home, but she kept seeing Fan Shengmei and others exhausted in the 77 bar.Then he hit the gas pedal and brought Fan Shengmei home.

It was just after midnight, when Fan Shengmei opened the door of 2202, Guan Juer jumped out, "Sister Fan, Qiu Yingying hasn't come home yet, even if you call her, the phone is turned off."

Fan Shengmei looked at Andy who was standing still in the corridor, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiu's falling in love may...there are countless possibilities."

But Guan Juer didn't take it seriously, "Qiu Yingying and Director Bai have only officially talked for less than a week..."

"Don't worry, Xiaoqiu is an adult, she has her own ideas. Xiaoguan sent her a text message, saying that we care about her, and if there is any need for help, please call." Fan Shengmei commanded with determination, showing a big sister's demeanor.

Andy looked at the authoritative Fan Shengmei, said "good night", and was about to turn around and go back to 2201, when suddenly, Qu Xiaoxiao "Andy, Andy, Andy..." rushed out the door, and went straight to Andy, with myopia on her face Glasses, so serious that they don't look like goblins.Fan Shengmei asked: "You didn't go to play this weekend?"

Qu Xiaoxiao held Andy tightly, and then said: "I have serious business, so I won't play anymore. Andy, I've been waiting for you all night, and I don't even know your new phone number, so I have to listen to the movement outside. You Help me, I remember that you are the CFO, I have the most basic financial and tax issues to ask you for advice. Please, please, don’t refuse.”

Andy said: "My CFO is quite different from the general manager of the financial department, and I am also preparing to learn domestic accounting and tax laws. The more basic the less I know."

Guan Juer said: "Qiu Yingying is preparing for the CPA exam, she understands accounting knowledge."

Both Andy and Qu Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and Qu Xiaoxiao immediately said, "I'll go to Taobao to order two sets of CPA books immediately. Andy, I'll give you one set. Let's learn from Qiu Yingying and help each other."

Fan Shengmei coughed lightly, "With Andy's brains, I think you will learn from Andy in the future."

"But I don't know what to do tonight, ouch..." Qu Xiaoxiao was so anxious that she could only grab Fan Shengmei, "Sister Fan, you work in a factory, so you might know something, please help."

As soon as she asked for help, Fan Shengmei immediately gave her heart, and even if she had a slight quarrel with Qu Xiaoxiao before, she canceled it.Andy and Guan Juer watched the two enter 2203, looked at each other for a moment, and decided to follow up.They were curious about what kind of serious business Qu Xiaoxiao, who was like a younger sister, could have.

What Qu Xiaoxiao cared most about was Andy. Her friend told her that the people who worked with Tan Zongming were either very background or super capable.Although she still doesn't know what Andy has achieved with Tan Zongming, she thinks that Andy, who is capable, should have a way.She beckons everyone to come in and sit down, and immediately rushes enthusiastically to make coffee in the kitchen that never turns on the fire.

It was the first time for Andy and the other three to enter Qu Xiaoxiao's house. The three looked at the decoration, which was obviously much more luxurious than Andy's, and felt the comfort of the sofa under their buttocks.Guan Juer sat the most well-behaved, next to Fan Shengmei who she was most familiar with.It was Andy who was most familiar with the routine, and said to the kitchen: "Either way, Xiaoqu, you can summarize what the problem is first." Fan Shengmei also said: "It's getting late, let's hurry up."

"Hey, the key problem is that I can't give a general idea. I haven't fully understood the materials. What should I do? It's the stack on my coffee table, which is all the written materials of the project so far."

Guan Juer got up immediately, took the topmost book, sat between Fan Shengmei and Andy, and opened it for them to read together.Guan Juer's current working contact is basically English, and he can handle it.Andy is the most at home, but it is even more difficult for her to adapt to Chinese.Seeing that it was all in English, Fan Shengmei was dizzy, her English had basically been handed over to the teacher, how could she handle the professional terms in front of her.She was already tired from jumping at the 77 bar, and now she was dazed by the earthworm-like letters, and she hoped that the other two would best propose a retreat, so as not to reveal that she had no idea.

Andy quickly read a few pages, too fast for Guan Juer to keep up, and then Andy didn't bother to read, and said: "The information is very clear, Xiaoqu, you can tell as much as you have read, and you don't need to think about it in informal occasions." word."

Guan Juer said to himself: "I'm still slow in reading English, and I can't compare with those of you who have studied abroad." Andy quickly replied: "You don't need to compare with me, I read materials faster than most people. Xiaoqu How much have you seen?"

Qu Xiaoxiao didn't intend to answer at first, but when Andy pressed her, she could only say in a muffled voice: "When I was studying abroad, I only cared about playing, and I was playing with people who went out of China, I... I used my English to tease muscular men There's still some play."

"Oh, that's it. You have two choices, either give up and go where the information comes from; or go online and open Google Translate to gnaw the information down. If it's the latter, I can make an outline for you and indicate that you The ABCs of the points that need to be grasped from the sources."

Only then did Fan Shengmei interject: "The basic skills still need to be done by yourself. One day you will have to face foreign businessmen alone. It is impossible for us people to follow you. The only thing you can rely on is your own basic skills."

"Well, that's what I mean too." Andy got up after finishing speaking. "If you choose the latter, I'll give you the outline tomorrow. You can knock on my door after eight o'clock tomorrow morning. I'll sleep more on weekends."

(End of this chapter)