Ode to joy

Chapter 26

"Crayon Shin-chan, you don't even know this? It's too backward. My neighbors are four girls who can teach me a lot at any time. It's really right where I live. But I can recite the original Garfield quotes, they can't compare to me .”

"Why memorize those? Toss your head?"

"I'm not like you. You can make simple vocabulary so humorous. I can only swallow other people's teeth and read books for two hours a day. When negotiating, say 'Are you going to cut off a pound of my flesh', and immediately get twice the result with half the effort. More effective than any accountability."

"Well, you are like a hawthorn tree among profiteers."

"Hawthorn tree? Haha, do I have one?"

"I'll give you a set of Lu Xun's complete works later on. That's the kingly way. When you memorize them all, your level of unkindness will immediately rise to the next level. What's in a black plastic bag in the back seat? The one you brought."

"50 cash, I plan to donate to that orphanage. Some adults in that kind of place don't treat children as human beings. If one is adopted, they will be glad to sell it for a good price. Children with mental retardation are more miserable. My brother has no name and no distinction." Living in that orphanage, if the head of the orphanage has no conscience, he secretly sends it out at night and throws it away, or... no one will know. My brother can live to be brought home today, which shows that the people in the orphanage have a very good conscience. it is good."

"Well, I understand. No wonder you use cash instead of remittances. It is clearly your determination to encourage them to distribute the donations privately. You are doing as the Romans do. I have a small question. I hope you will not be angry when you hear it. If you are angry, don't answer me." .A smart, non-disabled, beautiful girl like you, why wasn't she adopted in the orphanage?"

"Our orphanage has a compulsory course, thigh hugging. Volunteers and adopters come to the yard, and everyone rushes forward. One thigh can hold several small hands, and an adult can be hugged by seven or eight children. Moved, many volunteers cried at this point. The adopters choose the closest and cutest child among these close children. They call this fate. My bad thing is that I have a memory at such a young age. I think it is safer to stay in the yard than to be with my mother, so I quickly avoided it when it came to this kind of occasion. Besides... if the local people come to adopt, when they hear that it is the daughter of so-and-so, they will have a lump in their hearts. So I am very happy. I envy Xiaoguan Xiaoqu on our floor. Xiaoguan looked like she was raised in the hands of her parents. No matter how troubled Xiaoqu is, her parents dote on her, and she always thinks her father abused her. What about you? You are an only child, so you must be very Be pampered."

"My only child is quite special. My family status is not good. At that time, I was so poor that I had no money to have a second child. When I was rehabilitated, the one-child policy came into effect, so I couldn't have another child. So I became the only child of the older generation. Female. At that time, I always envied my elder brother to help when I fight, and my elder sister to wash clothes when I go home. I was not very popular."

"Sister does the laundry?"

"In a family with many children, the older child embraces the younger child. That's why the elder brother is like the father, and the elder sister is like a mother. You will be your younger brother's mother in the future." But Singularity then carefully changed the topic, "You have read so many books, which author is your favourite?"

"I like Manser Olsen the most. I like to follow his powerful logic and be led by him all the way to the final result. But I believe you are asking which novel author I like the most. Basically, I don't like any particularly, especially As a fairy tale author, I am very glad that I didn’t have any books to read when I was a child, and I avoided being poisoned by books with confusing logic like fairy tales.”

Singularity couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and just about to refute, Andy rushed to say: "Considering that many girls my age still depend on their parents for a living, and I can take on the responsibility of supporting my younger brother, I am quite proud .So you don't have to kindly avoid the topic of my elder sister being like a mother in the future."

"Since... I will continue to make four suggestions. First, live in the city tonight and not go to Daishan; second, leave tomorrow after picking up someone, and don't hang around in Daishan; third, see that your brother looks similar to you Fourth, if you feel emotional, tell me immediately, don’t meet outsiders, I am willing to help you share, except for the bank password and the like. OK?”

"OK." Andy felt at ease suddenly, and felt that there was another support around him, "The wild turtle in Daishan means that he is emotionally stable and has avoided a fatal disaster. Why are you different from other only children, it seems a little less I'm proud."

"You are the first to say that I am not proud. Why don't you steal my talk today?"

"I'm nervous. However, in fact, I don't talk much at ordinary times. The normal way is to sit on the sidelines and watch other people talk and watch other people have fun."

"You have a crush on me, so you talk a lot?"

"Yes."

"Girls, can you be more reserved?"

"Is it necessary to test each other's IQ?"

"This has nothing to do with testing IQ, you hawthorn tree, haha. I will slowly train you in the future."

"A loli nurturing plan?"

Singularity can only laugh helplessly. This is the first time he has encountered this kind of bickering. There is no pattern to follow, but the journey is not boring.

Li Chaosheng was very flexible on the train, he told Guan Juer not to walk away while standing in the crowded aisle, then he took a pack of cigarettes and searched everywhere for those in uniform, and soon got two hard sleepers.Then he squeezed a cigarette and changed the two berths together, one upper berth and one middle berth.It's a pity that Guan Ju'er couldn't see the way to it, and only thought that as long as he had the money to get on the train, he should have something to sleep or sit on.She asked for a cleaner upper bunk so that no one would look around.

As soon as the lights were turned off, the excitement of the trip gradually calmed down. Li Chaosheng seemed to have fallen asleep in the middle bunk, but Guan Juer became worried.The big thing is not good, she is not wearing sneakers, but mid-heeled shoes, and the soles of her feet will be blistered when she walks tomorrow... No, this pair of shoes is worth nearly a thousand yuan. Take the sheep by hand... Will someone wait for her to fall asleep and steal her computer bag and backpack... and Li Chaosheng in the middle bunk is more likely to be stolen... Will there be a wretched man in the middle of the night... Tomorrow morning The train arrives at the station at 10 o'clock, stops for [-] minutes and leaves, so you have to wake up at least half an hour in advance to prepare. The sound of the train is so loud, I don't know if it will overwhelm the alarm clock of the mobile phone... She looked left and right, and those strange passengers seemed to be With evil intentions.

The more Guan Ju'er thought about it, the more uneasy he became, he climbed down and brought up both pairs of shoes, found a clean plastic bag, packed them, and put them in the middle of the bed.After a while, I stretched out my head to look at Li Chaosheng's middle bunk, and felt relieved when I saw that the clothes were not hanging outside.Put the computer bag and the backpack side by side next to the shoes, and cover them together with a quilt, so that even thieves can't find them for a while.Everything is arranged properly, but she hardly has much place to sleep, so she can only lie on her back obediently.At the slightest disturbance, she opened her eyes to inspect, not only checked everything on her own bed, but also poked her head out to check Li Chaosheng's things.As a result, I couldn't sleep well all night, and almost kept my eyes open all night.When the conductor came to change the ticket and woke up, she was so tired that she was in a daze.

Li Chaosheng couldn't have imagined that the beginning of the trip would be like this, he woke up excitedly and vigorously, but what he faced was Guan Juer's dull eyes.Knowing that Guan Juer silently took care of the two beds all night, and almost didn't sleep all night, and that Li Chaosheng's shoes were still warm from the quilt, Li Chaosheng really wanted to hold this silly girl in his arms Take a good comfort.So, when the two got off the train, the first thing they did was to find a well-known national business chain hotel to stay in, so that Guan Juer could have a good sleep in safety.

Andy and Singularity arrived in the city of Daishan County. Although this is Andy's hometown, Singularity is more familiar than Andy, and he has business here.When he got off the highway, he went directly to a hotel where he usually lives and checked in.Andy was the hands-off shopkeeper, looking at Singularity's registration with her hands behind her back. When the receptionist returned her passport and Singularity's ID card, she curiously took Singularity's ID card for a closer look. "You were born in 1975, only four years older than me."

"I told you that I'm not much older than you, and you don't seem to believe me." Singularity also looked at Andy's passport, and they were not polite at all.

"My birthday should actually be in June. I just found out not long ago. I didn't make a mistake in my birthday."

Hearing this, the receptionist at the counter looked at the two of them in surprise, and handed over the key cards of the two rooms.Andy took the key card and left. She just heard the accent she had heard for many years, which instantly triggered the black memory bag hidden deep in her head. to the noise of the locals.However, what should I do tomorrow? What I will hear intensively tomorrow is the authentic Daishan dialect, which she has been familiar with since birth.In her memory, the accent is not beautiful, full of low-level, rough, rude, muddy and violent words, those words are so familiar, she grew up in those words since she was a child, as long as there is an environment, she is also Just open your mouth.Those words, when she grew up, she had to keep her mouth shut in order to restrain her swearing.However, as soon as I came into contact with it today, those words have already flooded my lips, and other memories are even more boundless, as if hypnotized.Just now she wanted to say a bad word to Surprised about their reception, but she couldn't resist it with difficulty.She desperately wants to be a normal person.

Singularity saw that there was something wrong with Andy, so he asked in the elevator, "What's wrong? His face is not right."

"I'm timid near the village. I just heard a few words in the local dialect. I'm excited. What I need most is a sleeping pill to ensure sleep."

"I have Baijiahei Cold Tablets, I can give you one. You are not addicted to alcohol and tobacco, and the medicine is strong enough. But it's just this one time, don't take it as an example."

Andy managed to squeeze out a smiling face, swallowed the black film as soon as he took it, and hid in his room to sleep.

But the more I thought about it, the more I felt something was wrong. I thought, I just arrived in the urban area today and it’s like this, what will happen tomorrow.After deliberation, he hung up the phone to Andy, but Andy seemed to have unplugged the phone line, probably to refuse harassment.Singularity had no choice but to knock on the door directly, and when the door opened, he took a step back consciously, but with a smile on his face, he seemed to look at Andy with only one head out of spite. "Haven't slept yet?"

"I'm reading a book, waiting for sleep. What's the matter with you?"

"If you're so vigilant, you don't treat me as a friend?"

"It's inconvenient to change into pajamas."

Since Andy said it so honestly, it is inconvenient for Singularity to joke again, "I'm telling you something serious, the corridor is not convenient, or are you coming to my room?"

"Oh, wait." Andy withdrew his head, put on his windbreaker, and walked to Singularity's room. Seeing that the door was open, she didn't close it after entering, leaving the door open.And she didn't sit down, she just stood in the aisle with her hands in the pockets of her windbreaker.Seeing this, Singularity simply stood far away in the corner of the house, so as not to panic Andy.

"I thought of something just now. You said that your hero was afraid of seeing the old neighbors, and you were excited. Why did you tell me so much about the orphanage in the car? You were so calm at that time, as if you were talking about other people's affairs. Ordinarily, it was just a memory. You Not excited. Have you ever wondered why?"

"Huh?" It was really weird, and Andy was stunned for a moment.Ordinarily, she didn't want to talk about the orphanage, and she didn't want to talk about anything that brought back memories, even when Tan Zongming asked about it before.Why can I speak so much emotionally in the car today?She even mentioned why the locals were unwilling to adopt her. Isn't that more shocking than the accent? "Unknowingly, I fell into your trap?"

"It means that you are not afraid of the facts, what you are afraid of is only the fear prompted in your heart. In the end, you are scaring yourself to death."

Andy thought for a long time, then shook his head, "The core of my fear is not this..."

"I saw the core of your fear on Thursday night, but many memories can point to the core, and the local accent can make you associate. What you are about to see tomorrow is the closest to the core truth, your brother, who can remind you more More associations. Let me give you a piece of advice. No matter what your younger brother looks like, you are you. You have already grown up to look like you. Whether you worry or not, there is only one way of fate, and it cannot be changed. So see What your brother looks like, if you are afraid, it is unscientific and illogical. Only the genes you have grown up are the sufficient and necessary conditions for your success, and the rest are not."

"The problem is that I don't know where my genes are leading me, and my brother and I have partially overlapping connotations... Well, the genetic problem is too complicated. I have consulted, but I can't help but scare myself to death."

"Since it's a fait accompli, it's better to be calm, make comprehensive preparations, and live every day right now."

"It's easy to say. Why do cancer patients die faster after being diagnosed? Half of them are scared to death. Well, I'm not excited to discuss this with you. You are mine...you are a good person." Talking too unguardedly in front of Dian, she almost blurted out sweet words, but stopped quickly.I feel that my bones are full of lust, which is not a good sign.

Singularity smiled and said, "I am your good person? How good is it?"

"The kind that burns relics. The medicine has worked, and I have to go to sleep."

"Approved." Singularity gently chased after Andy, "I will be by your side."

Andy stopped, looked back, several questions popped up in his mind, why?how long?How to stand?But she thought again, frankly, living every day well is enough.In this way, the achievement looks back and smiles, and walks away.

A beautiful woman, wearing pajamas wrapped in a windbreaker, wearing a pair of slippers barefoot.When the beauty disappeared without a trace, Singularity was still in a daze for a while before going to close the door.

But soon a phone call came to destroy the charming atmosphere created by looking back and smiling. "Singularity, I have a merciless request. Please stand by my side tomorrow. If my mood swings too much, please turn me into the car."

"So your brother still picks up?"

"Oh, I don't know. Please help me make a decision then."

Singularity really wants to ask if the person on the other end of the phone is Andy, it's not Andy's style to be so gentle.But that sigh softened Singularity, she was just a little woman, otherwise what would he do with her.

▼jingle520
I am so high, I am completely satisfied with the gossip mentality, as soon as a new target of a girl appears, I will make a comprehensive evaluation, and then predict the future trend.

▼beautiful
But all beautiful and unreal scenes like Korean dramas basically end in tragedy.

It's not that easy/you can find/talk with a partner

Especially after / having seen so many betrayals

always restless / have to be tough
Who murdered my romance... This is almost becoming the battle song of Monkey King.

▼chen
Fan Meiren's self-control ability is really strong (bytheway, I will be thankful when I have such skill one day, I continue to practice, I believe that as long as I work hard, the iron pestle can be ground into a needle), but Wang Baichuan's true face is still very vague, I always feel that Naida is doing this on purpose , One day, when the pen is turned, it will flow mercilessly.

▼broken hat

Seriously agree...I'm not very optimistic about Brother Wang and Mei Fan...

I hope Sister Fan can realize earlier that what women rely on is their own hands.If you find true love, congratulations.But getting married or not is really not very important to some women.

This time I went back to China to meet some friends, and I was surprised to find that there are not a few people who get married out of pressure.

Some have fallen apart, and some are still making do.

But there are also two friends who found the right man after going around, and they are sincerely happy for them.

(End of this chapter)