Those years when the male protagonist was a scumbag in the world

Chapter 122 Extra Story: Your Weakness Is Yours, Your Armor Is Yours ([-]-character chapter)
[Opening lightning protection: Luan Yu and Rui Wenzhao's episode, the timeline is the second day of the night at the bar, the forum (recently addicted to forums, itchy hands), the ids of the members who eat melons in the forum are all members of the group, and ky behavior is declined. If you don’t like it, you can dance, don’t beep, you don’t like it, some people like it]

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What should I do if I pretend to be drunk and want to have sex with my crush, but my crush does? !

1L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

As the title!what to do!what to do!He's making breakfast now, and I'm making a batch right now!
2L: time

The landlord, Mo Fang, let us be happy by telling what happened first

3L: Little Angel is the cutest
Don't worry about the upstairs, we are not gloating, really.

Laozi is the ace assistant reply:
Originally, I believed that you were not gloating, but when I saw this "reality", I knew you must be gloating!

5L: Green leaves

We're really not gloating, we're just wondering why the host is a man or a woman.

6L: It's Lin

By the way, I am curious about the gender of the host's crush, and the story of the host and the crush.

7L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

I keep saying that he will be a little troublesome, so I'll just call him L.

L and I met in high school. We have graduated from university for several years now. We are a professional player in a team. I am a support and L is a jungler.

I usually support ADC, and occasionally assist L in the jungle.

Although we have known each other for many years, but because we always disliked each other in high school and often quarreled and fought, I didn't feel that I liked him.

It was because when I was young (we were classmates in high school) that I wanted to enter the e-sports circle, I set up a team and let us join together, which made the relationship between me and L gradually improve.

It was only when I was training with the team that I realized that L was a little bit brighter, so I changed my mind about him.

later……

8L: Little Angel is the cutest
Wait, so, both the host and the crush are men!

Laozi is the ace assistant reply:
Correct.

9L: little brother
Landlord, speak quickly!We are all waiting here. (The soul of the rotten girl is about to move)

10L: Nine-tailed Fox
The front row sells popcorn, melon seeds, potato chips, fried chicken, grilled wings, Coke, Sprite, Fanta, anyone want it?
The little brother replied:
I want popcorn and sprite!

Lucy replied:

Potato chips Potato chips!

It's Ah Lin. Reply:

give me a copy of all

Laozi is the ace assistant reply:
woc? !What are you doing? !Do me a favor? !Hurry up, give me a piece of fried chicken, two pieces of grilled wings and a bottle of Coke, I want Pepsi!

15L: Little Chic looks real

Landlord, you have to remember your own dignity, you can't take the lead in deviating from the building!Come on, what happened? ! (40m machete online service)
16L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

Put down the machete upstairs!Can I continue to say it?
Later, I fell in love with him inexplicably, and then I kept planning secretly in my heart, trying to break him up.

Yesterday, I was broken in love and took me to accompany him to the bar for a drink. Then I sent a text message to L, telling him that I was drunk and asked him to come pick me up.

17L: Seven Twilight

The landlord said it quickly!Don't keep stopping, okay? !The people who eat melons are waiting impatiently!

18L: time

Don't talk nonsense upstairs, we just want to understand what happened, and then give advice to the host!
Laozi is the ace assistant reply:
If you hadn't posted the sentence on the second floor, I might have believed it.

20L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

Later, I asked Fa Xiao to accompany me in a scene where I was drunk and asked L to take me back to his house and let L take care of me.

But because I was broken in love, I was in a bad mood, so I didn't accompany me.

I thought at the time, it's over, if someone as reliable as Faxiao is not by my side to accompany me to act for L, I must not be able to fool that guy L.

My journey of chasing my wife probably has a long way to go.

result……

21L: I bet with you with my youth
Landlord, can you not always get stuck in such a heart-wrenching place? ! (40m machete warning)

22L: I can't find my sense of direction
What is the result?In the end, L really came to pick you up?You successfully tricked me by pretending to be drunk?
Laozi is the ace assistant reply:
That's right.

24L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

I noticed L the first time he entered the bar.

He kept looking around for me, and ran over quickly after seeing me. Before I could say anything, he settled the bill for me, picked me up, and stuffed me into the car.

Later, L took me all the way back to his home, and planned to cook me hangover soup.

But I was pretending to be drunk, and I wanted to take this opportunity to fuck him.

Although it's a bit despicable, but I really can't think of any way, so I can only be so direct.

So I deliberately missed the hangover soup he handed me, and let the bowl of soup fall to the ground.

Then I deliberately pretended to be drunk and went to tear his clothes, trying to fuck him.

Unexpectedly, he turned back in the end!
25L: Nine-tailed Fox
Pooh!Sorry, I was really laughed at!
26L: It's Lin

Anti-Gong Dafa is wonderful!Landlord, is your yao okay?
27L: Xiao Ming wants to go to heaven
Landlord, is your yao okay?
……

52L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

Why do you all ask me if Yao is okay?
My yao is very good, thank you for your concern!

53L: 92 baby
OK, got it!Landlord, is your shen okay?
Lao Tzu is the ace assistant reply:? ? ? ! ! !
54L: Laozi is the ace support (host)

I repeat again, my yao is very good, and so is shen!
55L: Nine-tailed Fox
Sir, can you get out of bed now?
Laozi is the ace assistant reply: ...

57L: It's Lin

Cough cough, stop making trouble, stop making trouble.

Let's analyze it.

The landlord said that he was pretending to be drunk, but L can drive, which means that he is sober.

What makes a man fuck another while he's sober?

Is it brotherhood?
58L: Nine-tailed Fox
Shit brotherhood, this TM is love!

59L: little brother
No no no, SHZY brotherhood is also very possible!
60L: Little Chic looks real

That's right, it's the SHZY brotherhood!
Rui Wenzhao didn't read any of the subsequent replies.

SHZY brotherhood, what is it?

He, a person who often surfs the Internet, certainly understands.

He looked up at Luan Yu who was walking towards him with the porridge he had cooked so hard, pursed his lips, raised his hand to take it, and drank it slowly with lowered eyebrows.

Forget it, all he wanted was to be with this person anyway.

As for whether he is above or below, Rui Wenzhao said that he doesn't mind.

Luan Yu silently turned on his phone while Rui Wenzhao was drinking porridge, and then swiped something.

Slightly glanced sideways at Rui Wenzhao, who was quietly drinking porridge, and slightly hooked his pale thin lips.

Pretty fingertips tap on the phone keypad.

Then a group of people squatting in the post and frantically swiping the screen saw this sentence——

99L: Ten Years, One Noon【Administrator】

Thank you all for guiding him.

He is my weakness, and I will also be his armor.

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　two thousand character chapter

　　It was originally divided into two chapters, but because the latter chapter was blocked, it was simply merged here
　　
　
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