The exquisite little monk of the school flower

Chapter 26

"Then what do you want?" Although Sangbiao seemed a little unwilling, he still asked.

Shi Xiaoxin thought for a while: "I came to experience in the world of mortals this time, just to experience a different life. Well, I have never had the experience of being on the road. How about this? From today onwards, you and your subordinates will all Surrender to me, count me as my younger brother..."

Fuck you are paralyzed, you are really a lion!

Is this fucking too dark?

Sangbiao was stunned!Looking at Shi Xinxin in disbelief, he couldn't understand why this kid who looked so sunny on the surface, so harmless to humans and animals, had such a dark heart?

"It's impossible!"

Sangbiao refused without hesitation!He was able to get to where he is today. After ten years of bloody storms, he was on the verge of doom several times during this period, and almost died!How could it be possible to hand over the country that I have worked so hard for now?
Moreover, even if he himself could agree, the brothers who followed him and the great figures who had hidden behind him and silently supported him all these years would not be able to agree!If it weren't for those big figures who needed him to do some shady things, he wouldn't be able to hold his position today at all!
Shi Xinxin said disapprovingly: "Is there anything impossible? As the saying goes: the sea is as wide as a fish jumps, and a broken drum is beaten by others. Now that you have become a broken drum, you should have the consciousness of breaking a drum! After all, you can In today's state, the things in your hands are nothing more than snatched from others, aren't they?"

Break the drum, your sister!How can there be such a saying that you can let others beat the drum?
Sangbiao rolled his eyes, and thought to himself that although Lao Tzu is a fool with little knowledge, you can't lie to me!This sentence is clearly called: the sea is wide and the fish leap, the sky is high and the birds fly!

"So, I'm not discussing with you at all! Even if you don't agree, wouldn't I go to Chengguan Wharf to grab it myself? If you surrender to me, you will still be a Sangbiao that everyone fears, one person under ten thousand; But if you don't surrender, you will completely lose the territory of Chengguan Wharf, and you will no longer be the Sang Biao that everyone fears, but the Sang Biao that everyone shouts and beats..."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Sangbiao became angry immediately, "Although I may not be your opponent, but at the gate of this school, do you really dare to kill me?"

"Why kill you?" Shi Xinxin asked in surprise, "If I just want you to be obedient, I have at least seventeen different ways to do it! However, most of them I just learned from the classics and haven't practiced them yet. Opportunity! Since you are not willing to accept my suggestion, I will use you as an experiment!"

As he said that, Shi Xin's figure flickered, and he rushed towards Sangbiao.

Sangbiao's hairs stood on end, without even thinking about it, he punched him.However, he felt his eyes go blurry, and then he felt a pain in his lower abdomen, as if he had been poked by something!After he reacted, Shi Xiaoxiao had already returned to his original position.

This skill is too weird, Sang Biao asked in horror: "You... what did you do to me?"

"You'll know soon!" Shi Xiaoxin clapped his hands.

Sure enough, in less than ten seconds, Sangbiao's figure began to undergo a terrible change. I saw that his flat stomach, which was originally flat, swelled up like a balloon, and it swelled up to the size of a basketball. It's like a pregnant woman who is pregnant with Liujia.

Sangbiao was so scared to pee!
In his opinion, Shi Xiaoxiao's move is definitely witchcraft!It's very similar to those scenes in Southeast Asian movies where a ghost is stuffed in other people's stomachs!

"Stop it! Stop it..." Sangbiao yelled in a panic. If his stomach continued to swell, it would burst soon. He had already vaguely felt that his stomach was stretched to the limit!

At this time, the punks who had just been knocked to the ground by Shi Xinxin gradually came to their senses. Some of them were about to get up, but when they saw that Uncle Biao was getting pregnant by that kid in such a short time, Where did he dare to move around, he directly pretended to pass out on the ground with an "Aww".

Shi Xinxin walked up to Sangbiao's side, stretched out his hand and patted his stomach, and heard the "bang bang bang" sound from his stomach, he couldn't help nodding and said, "It's really the same as what was recorded in the book..."

Grass!You kid really fucking treat me like a guinea pig!

The cold sweat dripped down Sangbiao's head.

"Okay! Since you don't want to surrender to me! I won't force you, so go back and think about it!"

I consider you paralyzed!

You've made Lao Tzu's belly bigger, and you still have the face to say you won't force me?
How can Sangbiao care about other things at the moment?If he really went back to the Chengguan Wharf with a big belly like this, he would probably become the laughing stock of the entire Star City underground world overnight.

Moreover, who knows if his big belly will continue to swell?If he continued to swell after returning to the pier, wouldn't he even have a chance to come back to find Shi Xin?
At that time, what if it exploded completely with a "bang"?
Thinking of this, Sangbiao suddenly shuddered, and quickly said: "Don't think about it! I admit it! From now on, I, Chen Shangbiao, are willing to submit to the boss! Please, boss, please let my bulging stomach go away?"

"This is easy to do!"

As he spoke, Shi Xin stretched out his fingers, and poked four or five different acupuncture points on Sangbiao's lower back and near the spine.

Sangbiao suddenly felt a turmoil in his stomach, and his breath was churning, and then he felt the chrysanthemum tremble, as if a prehistoric force was about to surge out...

He involuntarily clamped his legs.

"Don't be nervous!" Shi Xin patted him on the shoulder and said, "I just want to fart..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a fierce B-box-like sound coming from behind Sangbiao: Crackling, crackling, crackling, crackling...

Sangbiao's face turned green at that moment, his legs trembled, and his whole body trembled: You are paralyzed!Don't you mean just fart?Why did the shit pop out together?
Shi Xinxin was also aware of it, and couldn't help reciting the Buddha's name in a low voice: "Amitabha! Good, good! You are indeed a born hero, even farting is seven points false, three points solid, if you can seize the opportunity, maybe It can really fly into the sky!"

Rush at your sister!

Sangbiao wanted to die at this moment, he just wanted to go back to take a shower and change clothes immediately, because he could feel sticky things flowing down his thighs...

Fortunately, his stomach has really disappeared!

At this time, Shi Xinxin glanced at him with incomparable sincerity and said: "Don't think that I want to take away your foundation, but in fact, I just want to save your life. At this moment, your forehead is glowing blue, and your eyes are full of anger. , if you continue to stick to the position of the boss of the Chengguan Wharf, there will definitely be a bloodbath!"

(End of this chapter)