The exquisite little monk of the school flower

Chapter 233 Relax
the following few days.

The wharf continued to face the enemy, and the brothers of the wharf gang took turns to be on duty in two shifts day and night, not giving the gang of Ghost Buddha Sect any chance to take advantage of it.

Xiang Juan spends eight hours leisurely at the Bawanghua Beauty Salon every day, immersing herself in various beauty knowledge.

Shi Xiaoxiao and Li Yanran entered the countdown to comprehensive exam preparation, and they worked day after day, trying their best to improve the final exam scores for the students in the class.

As the saying goes, the magic weapon of taking the test is the magic weapon of the teacher, and the lifeblood of the parents. Most parents who regard their children as dung often regard the scores as more like relatives.

Shi Xiaoxiao actually doesn't agree with this kind of cramming education, but he has no intention of changing the status quo, let alone leading the students to contend with this education system.

No matter how many disadvantages there are in the educational drug manufacturing system, the college entrance examination drug manufacturing system is still the most fair system at present.

What's more, Shi Xinxin, as an English teacher in a mere middle school, can't change it even if he wants to. If he touches this minefield by force, he will only turn the students he brought out through his painstaking efforts into cannon fodder for thunder.

Fortunately, after this period of hard work, the English scores of the students in Class 10 of Senior One have indeed improved significantly. Even the students themselves have a more obvious feeling. The same in-class test, how they feel when doing it I don't know how much easier than before.

——On the one hand, the "six-character mantra" taught to them by Shi Xinxin played a role. After a long period of subtle influence, their learning efficiency has increased by more than 20.00%. As time goes by, the effect will become more obvious .

This afternoon, it was approaching the last class after school.

Shi Xiaoxin came to the classroom, and before he could speak, Li Mo shouted from below: "Teacher, the exam is tomorrow, this is the last class, so don't talk about knowledge points anymore?"

"Teacher Shi, tell us something relaxing and interesting, and help us relax..."

"That's right, Mr. Qin, the head teacher, told us jokes!"

Shi Xinxin was stunned, and said in disbelief: "Teacher Qin Shiyin can tell jokes? What did she say?"

Li Mo said: "Mr. Qin said that the former high-ranking official in our province fell ill after retiring. After seeing it in various hospitals, they couldn't find out the cause. Later, he had no choice but to find a fortune-telling magician... It didn't take long. , the former high-ranking official soon recovered without any medicine, and his face is radiant every day."

Shi Xin laughed dumbfounded, thinking to himself that this is probably not a joke, but a true story in the officialdom. After all, Sister Shiyin's father is also a high-ranking official, so it is normal to hear some anecdotes about the officialdom.

Deputy monitor Yan Hao said: "Teacher Shi, tell us a joke too!"

Shi Xiaoxin shook his head and said, "I don't care how long I can tell a joke, maybe you will forget it after a while! How about this, we will do a group activity in this class, and everyone must participate. In this case, It will leave a deep impression on everyone, and it will really have a relaxing effect.”

"What activity?" Most of the students in Class 10 were eager to try.

Shi Xiaoxin murmured: "Well, each of you can tell me something embarrassing happened to you. It can happen when you were young, or just happened. How about it?"

"Ah?" Most of the students retreated, which is tantamount to exposing their shortcomings, and they might be laughed at for a lifetime in the future.

"What's the matter? Don't you want to?" Shi Xiaoxin knows their mentality very well, "Actually, think about it, although others have heard your embarrassing stories, but you have also heard the other party's embarrassing stories. Everyone agrees Baliang, what do you care about?"

Hey, it seems to make sense!
At this time, Shi Xinxin called out his names directly: "Come on, classmate Li Heiquan, you come first!"

Li Mo said angrily: "What else do I have to say, since Mr. Shi, you changed my name from 'Li Mo' to 'Li Heigou', even the people in the next class call me 'Brother Dog' when walking on the road ’, isn’t that embarrassing enough?”

"Hahaha……"

The students below laughed out loud involuntarily. Indeed, the name Li Mo was good at first, and silence is gold, but after being abruptly changed to Li Heigou, it felt like the original gold had turned into shit in an instant.

"Li Tianyou, you come next!"

"Okay!" Li Tianyou stood up dejectedly, and said to everyone: "Actually, when I was in the third grade of junior high school, my chemistry scores were all very good, but then something happened in the chemistry experiment class, and my chemistry life It has changed since then! At that time, the chemistry teacher asked me to do experiments on stage. I was a little nervous and wanted the teacher to pass me the beaker. In the end, I said: The teacher passed me the beaker... At that time, I felt My life is completely hopeless."

"puff!"

Suddenly, some classmates burst out laughing!

Li Tianyou said innocently: "Since then, every time I take chemistry class, I feel that the chemistry teacher is looking at me with hatred, so my chemistry score is getting worse and worse..."

At this time, the deskmate next to Li Tianyou continued: "I was very shy when I was in elementary school. Once the teacher asked me to answer a question. I was so shy that I stuffed my head into the table and refused to look up. But unexpectedly, when I After this question was answered by others, I suddenly found that I couldn't pull out my head—my head was stuck in the belly of the desk, and finally the teacher had to call the firefighters!"

"Hahaha……"

I have to say that the case of this classmate is really very graphic.

At this time, Niu Bida bravely stood up. He said disapprovingly: "Although what you said is embarrassing, it is too childish! My experience is completely incomparable! The students in the class fought, but because I ate a lot of beans that day, my stomach was a little uncomfortable. During the fight, I used too much force for a while, and finally I pulled out the stool and pulled it in my pants. It's red, people of other ages and classes all know me, and they always say: Look, this is the guy who was beaten out of shit..."

At this moment, everyone's stomach hurt from laughing, and many girls even burst into tears.

(End of this chapter)