The ugliest queen ever

Chapter 84 Chapter 87
In Fengyi Hall, there is a side-by-side picture of two beauties without ladies on the east wall, and a woman combing her hair upside down on the west wall. Two rhinoceros leather tables face each other under the wall.On the side, there is a small vase on the cabinet with a crabapple, several flower notes and a jade paperweight.
On the opposite side of the pavilion is a lotus root hanging window, under the window is a boat pavilion, and outside the pavilion is a whitewashed wall.Inside the wall is a platform of stacked stones, on which there are several peonies, surrounded by beautiful flowers and different grasses, interspersed with each other.About two feet away from the platform, there is a brick pond, with dozens of goldfish in the pond, and step protection grass covers it.
At this moment, Su Xueqing was sitting by the Haitang Mirror.
The surface as smooth as water reflects her huge body.Su Xueqing couldn't help sighing, how long, how long has it been since she looked at herself.In the mirror, she was like a wooden barrel, her flesh was like stuffed sausage, her whole body was bulging and tense.
At this time, Guoguo, who was dressing her up next to her, looked a little strange. While asking her what kind of hair bun she wanted to wear, she also asked her what kind of accessories she wanted to use.
After all, today is a rare day.The empress, who always liked to see people without makeup, suddenly got up early in the morning, saying that she should dress up solemnly.
That's right, although the empress is fat, she looks cuter the more she looks.Entering the palace is not allowed to be favored by the emperor, but the empress is required to dress up frequently, maybe one day, the emperor will find the beauty of the empress.Usually they always persuade the empress to put on thin makeup and sweep her eyebrows, but the empress always laughs it off and keeps silent.No, why did you suddenly change your gender today? If you dress up so carefully, is it true that the empress really wants to attract the emperor's attention?
Guoguo is very happy when she thinks that Niangniang is willing to take action for her appearance.Because of this, the empress is beautiful, and if the emperor likes it, their life will not be so difficult in the future.
"Guoguo, what kind of bun should you wear?" Su Xueqing frowned while thinking.In my mind, I imagined the appearance of various buns on her head.
Guoguo was in a happy mood, holding the wooden comb in his hand, and said excitedly: "Your Majesty, you are the queen, and you are the mother of the world. It would be the best if you comb the snake bun, flying bun, or upturned bun. It looks dignified. Shuwan, generous, noble, elegant!"
"Then what do you think if I wear a double-snail bun?" When Su Xueqing said this, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
When Guoguo heard this, he quickly waved his hands and said: "No, no... Your Majesty, how can you wear that kind of hair bun? A bun!"
"Hey, this is what I want, Guoguo comb!"
"Ah? Ma'am, what are you..." Guoguo wanted to say, are you trying to beautify yourself, or uglify yourself?That kind of hairstyle is simply not suitable for the body of the empress.The empress has a big face, if she wears a double snail bun on both sides, wouldn't it make her look fatter?
"Guoguo, you dare to disobey the order, don't you? If you are told to comb, you can do it!"
"Ma'am, this..."
"hurry up……"
Without a stick of incense, under Guoguo's skillful dressing, Su Xueqing saw herself in the mirror.The high bun stands high on her head like two bull horns. The hair style and her cold expression at the moment really look like an iron fan princess, but it is an iron fan that has not evolved successfully at all. Princess, with a bit of a cow-noodle look.
"Your Majesty, let me just say that this bun is not suitable for you, you just want to..."
"Who says it's not suitable, I like it very much, come, help me insert this big flower into my hair!" After speaking, Su Xueqing handed out a bright red azalea from behind like a magic trick.
"Ah? Your Majesty, you..." Why is this dress so similar to when your Majesty did not enter the palace?At the beginning, the empress used such a vulgar appearance to frighten all living beings.After Rugong, she seemed to be a different person. All her bad habits were completely restrained, and she was kind and intelligent, which was refreshing.But today, what happened?She seemed to be possessed by her former self again, asking her to do something so horrible early in the morning.In an instant, Guoguo was a little confused with fright.
"Don't, oh, oh, hurry up, hurry up!"
Guoguo thought that the empress had really returned to her former appearance, and with her fiery temper back then, she didn't dare to provoke her.At that moment, silently, he inserted the fire where Su Xueqing asked.
Then, Su Xueqing didn't seem to give up, but picked up the rouge on the table and threw it on her face.
Seeing this, Guoguo wants to help.But after seeing Guoguo's masterpiece, Su Xueqing shook her head in dissatisfaction and said, "No, there is too little makeup, and my mother has enough money. Do you have to be so short even for some things?"
"That...the lady rubs too much, she looks too pale!" Guoguo explained in a very difficult way.
Su Xueqing remained silent, snatched the rouge box from her hand, and smeared it on her face like loose powder.
At this time, the plump cheeks that were originally pink were as pale as if they had been covered with a layer of flour due to too much makeup.Every time Su Xueqing exhaled, the eyes were filled with smoke, and the eyelashes were also gray.
Guoguo stood on the spot, opened her mouth wide, looked at her mother foolishly, and couldn't say a word for a while.
"What is this? Blush, right?"
"This...is...it's blush..." Guoguo replied tremblingly, praying in her heart, God will let the empress return to her previous appearance, she is too scary now.Today's actions seem even more absurd than those before entering the palace.Although the young lady in the past liked to apply fat and powder, but it was not so serious.
Su Xueqing nodded in satisfaction, picked up a lump from the iron box with her food hand, and touched the center of her face.
Then, use the food tip to point out a vulgar "beauty mole" in the middle of the brow.
Yes, although Su Xueqing is fat, her lips are extremely small.Especially against this huge face, it looks even more exquisite and small like a cherry.At the moment, she seemed dissatisfied with the only red lips that could be seen, and in Guoguo's trance, she painted her as a "bloody mouth" at the fastest speed.
"Does it look good?" Staring at himself in the mirror, his forehead and chin were as pale as a terminally ill anemic patient who was about to die, and both sides of his cheeks were reddened by the blush that burned like two balls of fire. Like a critically ill patient with a persistent high fever.The only thing that was stiff was the mouth. When he laughed, he touched the fake cinnabar around him, everything seemed so weird.
"My lady, you..." Guoguo wanted to say that my lady's current attire is like the funeral paper figurine that was tied up for the funeral of a rich old man. The jade girl in "Golden Boy and Jade Girl" is just a blessed girl.White and clean, it feels gloomy and cold all over.
Guoguo wanted to say, what is the trouble for your empress.However, before he could finish speaking, Lu'er's voice sounded outside the door: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness King Kang is here!"
After saying a word, Su Xueqing quickly turned around, turned her back to the bronze mirror, and said to Guoguo: "Okay, let him in!"
Guoguo stared at Su Xueqing's huge body in disbelief, and said in astonishment, "Mother, did you just let him in like this?" Wouldn't it be frightening for His Highness King Kang to see her appearance like this?
"Guoguo, do as you please, there are some things you don't need to know too much!"
Hearing Niangniang's resolute tone, and the friendship with His Royal Highness Kang Wang these past few days, Guoguo didn't dare to say more, so he could only back down and say, "It's Niangniang!"
However, Sikong Yue, who was allowed to stand outside the door, had long been elated.This woman really did it for herself.Dressing up early in the morning, I must have been impatient.That being the case, why do you have to pretend to be disdainful and indifferent to him on weekdays?No, the circle is completely exposed.Thinking of this, Sikong Yue felt deeply ashamed for her that he was about to win.
Pushing open the door, Sikong Yue walked in, with a confident and arrogant smile, she called out in a deep voice: "Minister, Sikong Yue greets the emperor's wife."
Hearing the half-sarcasm, half-calculating tone, Su Xueqing smiled sinisterly in her heart.She didn't turn around, but raised her sleeves: "There's no need to be polite."
At this time, Sikong Yue walked five steps away from her, and saw that she was a little weird today.She has been in the house for so long, and she still doesn't turn around to look at him.At the moment, he was a little puzzled and asked: "Why is the sister-in-law facing away from me? But why is it uncomfortable? Is the phoenix body sick?"
Su Xueqing shook her head, and then said in a lukewarm tone: "No, I just want to surprise His Royal Highness Kang Wang!"
"Surprise?" Sikong Yue raised the corner of her mouth, and a wicked smile flashed across her long and narrow phoenix eyes. What kind of tricks is this woman trying to play?
"Yes..." Su Xueqing made the "yes" as long as a ox's tail, then turned around with affection on her face, chewed her mouth that was painted red with cinnabar, and winked at the other party Thinking of the small eyes that have been almost wiped out by the pile of fat.
Sikong Yue staggered back three steps, if it wasn't for the support of a table and chair beside him, his whole body would have fallen straight down.What a big surprise, in his Sikong Yue's eyes, it might be a surprise rather than a joy.He stood up staggeringly, holding his chest and biting his lip, as if trying to suppress something.
"His Royal Highness Kang Wang, what's wrong with you?" Su Xueqing looked at him pretending to be hurt, still chewing her small mouth, looking harmless.
Sikong Yue felt that her heart, liver and lungs did not belong to her for a moment.Because they seemed to jump out non-stop from the moment they saw Su Xueqing, as if they were going to jump out of his body.
Suppressing the discomfort in her body, Sikong Yue didn't dare to look at her again, but said in a calm voice: "Sister-in-law Huang, your appearance... looks... good..."
"Isn't it beautiful?"
Su Xueqing deliberately stood up in a coquettish voice, flicked the silk handkerchief in her hand, and walked towards Sikong Yue in a shy manner.
Sikong Yue held her breath, and retreated with a flushed face, that expression as if being threatened by someone made Su Xueqing feel like riding a roller coaster.
"Good... good... special!" After a long while, Sikong Yue forced herself to say these words.This woman is really terrible. She usually pretends to be indifferent, and she is as hard to melt as an iceberg.At this moment, making a fuss is like a flea.While making people loathe and hate her, there is nothing they can do about her.
Seeing Sikong Yue's appearance as if she was facing a formidable enemy, Su Xueqing seemed to feel that it was not enough. At that moment, she twisted her figure like a winter melon when standing, a watermelon when lying down, and a pumpkin when squatting.While he was not paying attention, he squeezed his throat and said: "His Royal Highness, you don't even give me a second look. For you, I made a special look today. At the beginning, didn't you say that you like wearing flowers on my head? Today, Not only did I wear flowers, but I also put on powder and rouge. You see, my mouth was specially made for you. Is it sexy? Especially when I chew like this, it’s as hot as a flame."
"Ugh..." Sikong Yue held her stomach, her face pale.As soon as he looked up at Su Xueqing, he couldn't help retching.
Seeing this, Su Xueqing pushed him dissatisfied, and said angrily: "You look dead, why are you making this expression? Isn't it all for you? You said you wanted to understand my heart yesterday, but today I have to tell you... ..."
"Ugh..." Before Su Xueqing finished speaking, another retching uttered loudly and surpassed the previous one.
Su Xueqing raised her waist and glared angrily: "What are you doing?"
While waving her hand in pain, Sikong Yue opened her mouth and shook her head: "No...no...yes, sister-in-law, who made you look like this? This king is going to cut her off!"
"what happened?"
"It's...so...beautiful, so beautiful that this king dare not look directly at it!"
"Hehe, it seems that you know how to appreciate Kang Wang. Those dead girls say they don't look good. I insisted on dressing up like this. I think there are so many beautiful women around Kang Wang, but who can compare to my beauty?" Refreshing? Kang Wang must have been tired of them long ago. Only someone like me can be worthy of him, so I thought of Kang Wang’s taste and dressed myself like this. Unexpectedly, it really fits your wish. Happy!"
"vomit……"

(End of this chapter)