The ugliest queen ever

Chapter 133 Freedom
"Queen, what kind of attitude is this!" Sikong Jue, who finally couldn't bear it, burst out suddenly.He stared at her with a blue face, his eyes filled with raging anger.
Su Xueqing quickly waved her hands, stroked her chest, and said with an expression of patience: "No...no...what, Your Majesty, you look so funny."
"you……"
"Okay, if the emperor doesn't dislike it, you can also sit down and have some food with your majesty. Your majesty is very happy today, and it's rare for everyone to get together!" Chu Yaofan saw that the flames of war were about to be ignited again, so he quickly stood in the middle and resolved it loudly .
Sikong Jue, who wanted to say more at first, suddenly remembered what the ninth brother said, so he could only humiliate himself and not say anything, and sat down beside Su Xueqing, and we all had dinner together.
Seeing the emperor's presence, several young ladies in the palace sat next to each other, but they were not as presumptuous as before.
The meal was a little stiff, except for Su Xueqing, who was more at ease, and everyone else was in pain.
First, Sikong Jue, as the emperor of the Xidan Kingdom, a supreme and mighty king, was the first time to sit and eat with a group of court ladies, so he couldn't lose face.Keeping a straight face all the time, making everyone seem to owe him money.
Of course, Guoguo and the others were also cautious, not daring to make the slightest mistake in front of the emperor.While eating and holding vegetables, he didn't dare to make too much noise, for fear of frightening His Majesty.
Therefore, this is the most choking meal ever eaten by everyone.
During the dinner, Sikong Jue always felt that the atmosphere was not right, but he couldn't detect anything wrong.At the moment, he remembered what Yue had said to himself.One is gentle and the other is humor.I have been laughing and being gentle all the time, so is it time to show humor?
At the moment, he faked a cough.Guoguo and the others were so frightened that the rice grains almost choked in their nostrils.In the end, it was discovered that the emperor was not angry, but coughed, and everyone was slightly relieved.
At this moment, Sikong Jue stood up suddenly, and said happily, "How about this, let me tell you a joke, shall we?"
"..." Everyone was startled, they stopped their movements, looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at you, completely clueless.
Even Chu Yaofan stood up and stepped off the stage in astonishment this time, thinking that he had heard wrong, or was still dazzled.
Fortunately, Su Xueqing reacted in time, glanced at Sikong Jue lightly, and said in a deep voice; "Oh, it's rare, the emperor tells a joke? This is too...cough cough, it's too romantic..."
"What is Romantic?"
"Romantic meaning!"
Sikong Jue, who was praised, was rewarded with a little sweetness, and immediately said happily: "Really? Then I will show my shame!"
Everyone's eyes widened again, they mechanically picked up the rice, then smashed it into pieces, and swallowed it fiercely.
At this time, Sikong Jue began to enter the state. He smiled and stared at the distance vividly with black pupils, like an old man full of wisdom, teaching his juniors; The river kept pouring into the cabin, and the passengers panicked. Only one gentleman sat still as if nothing had happened, and laughed at everyone making a fuss." Don't worry!None of our business," said the man, "don't let it leak!The boat is not ours... Haha, isn't it funny? "
"..." After everyone listened, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and they didn't speak.
It seems that today's meal is not so delicious.Everyone took bowl after bowl, even if it was all white rice, they ate without frowning.
Su Xueqing gently closed her mouth that had been open for a long time, and before she had time to make a speech, Sikong Jue continued to smile and said, "Cough, isn't this funny?"
"funny……"
"funny……"
Everyone sprayed the rice in their mouths and nodded directly.No one dared to have two hearts, and no one dared to smile with his mouth open and eyebrows bent.
Sikong Jue was secretly proud, then folded his arms and said again; "Then I will tell you one more!"
Everyone; "..."
"A certain man wanted to borrow a cow from a rich man, so he sent a servant to send a letter to the rich man. The rich man was accompanying the guest. He was afraid that the guest would know that he was illiterate, so he pretended to read the letter. While reading, he couldn't stop Nodded, then raised his head and said to the visitor: "Got it, I'll go by myself later..."
"..."
"Is it gone?" Su Xueqing was the first to break the deadlock and asked with a puzzled look.
Sikong Jue raised his eyebrows, and said proudly, "Yes, this is also very funny, right? That person even regarded himself as a bull..."
"I..." Come on... This is a fucking joke, not as funny as the one he just said he was going to tell everyone.
"Queen, what's the matter with you?" Sikong Jue asked, staring at her in some puzzlement.
Su Xueqing shook her head feebly and said, "It's okay, the emperor's joke is really funny, it can be described as shocking, I'm crying ghosts and gods!"
After saying this, Su Xueqing could clearly see that the smiles on everyone's faces were uglier than crying.
Only she understands how difficult it is for everyone.Your majesty, you can't afford to hurt...
"Ah, queen, do you like to hear it? Let me tell you another example..."
Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Su Xueqing stood up as if facing a formidable enemy, threw the bowl and chopsticks, and stopped her; "Ahem, Your Majesty, stop talking." She cursed in her heart, you are not here to eat, are you? , Let's deliberately prevent people from eating.
"why?"
"Because...everyone thinks it's very funny. If you keep laughing, they will choke their food. If you're unlucky, they will block their trachea or something, and they will die."
"Ah, so that's the case, then I won't talk about it!"
"Well, let the emperor eat!"
"..."
The atmosphere was silent, weird, and stiff, and everyone gasped.
When the banquet was coming to an end, the stomachs of the little girls were already full.At the moment, he wisely packed up the leftovers, intending to rub the soles of his feet with oil after finishing, to escape from this weird atmosphere.
At this time, I also felt embarrassed by Sikong Jue, and always felt afraid to look Su Xueqing in the eyes.At that moment, he followed Chu Yaofan a little discouraged, intending to leave with him.At this time, Su Xueqing stood up from the chair and hurriedly shouted; "Your Majesty, wait..."
Sikong Jue was overjoyed, quickly pretended to turn around, and said calmly, "Huh? What's the matter?"
"I have something to tell you, come to my bedroom!" After speaking, Su Xueqing nodded calmly, turned and left.
Sikong Jue froze in place for a while, when Chu Yaofan bumped into him and said, "Your Majesty, Madam has something to tell you, why don't you go quickly?"
Sikong Jue came back to his senses, and nodded with secret joy.She thought to herself, she actually had something to say to herself in private, what did she want to say?Could it be that the moves Yue taught him were really useful?Have you already impressed her with your tenderness and humor?
Thinking of this, Sikong Jue felt a little apprehensive, but at the same time, there was a kind of anticipation and enthusiasm in his heart.This kind of emotion was something he had never experienced before, and he was a little at a loss at this moment.
Then, without thinking too much, Sikong Jue hastily followed in.
Not long after he left, Guo Guo and others gathered around and discussed; "The emperor's joke just now is really dumbfounding!"
"Yeah, the joke itself is fine, but why is it so awkward when he tells it?"
"That's right, especially when he was talking, he also showed that kind of smile that made my heart shudder. I was as frightened as I heard a ghost story."
"You also said that I was so frightened just now, even after eating a bowl of rice, my stomach hurts even if I move it now."
"Who is different? In order to hide my nervousness, I guess I can't digest this time in three days."
"No, I'm going to the toilet!"
When Sikong Jue entered, Su Xueqing was lying on the phoenix table and playing with the brush in his hand. He put the brush between his thumb and forefinger, flicked it lightly, and the brush turned into an arc in mid-air. Then it fell into her hands safely and unmistakably.
He said, "Queen, what's the matter with you asking me to come in?"
Seeing him coming, Su Xueqing put down her pen, pushed the chair beside her, and said expressionlessly, "Your Majesty, sit down first."
Sikong Jue was slightly happy in his heart, but he didn't show it, he just thought to himself, this woman really cares about him more than before.
Seeing that he sat down, Su Xueqing didn't make any detours. She slowly raised her arms, stared at his resolute handsome face indifferently and said, "Your Majesty, we have spent a lot of time together. We know each other somewhat. .I believe that you know who I am!"
Sikong Jue nodded and said, "That's right, I know the empress's character best!"
"Well, I have to say something. Actually, I wanted to say it after I came back from Moon City, but I always thought it was not the right time. Now that everything is done, I think it is necessary to say it!"
Hearing this, Sikong Jue's heart suddenly tightened.This woman really wanted to confess to him, she really wanted to tell him something.At that moment, he stroked his chest fiercely, forcing himself to calm down, but his heart was beating non-stop.What to do, what to do, he is not prepared yet, this...
"It's like this. When I left Yuecheng last time, didn't the emperor say that as long as I can come back safely, he can promise me a condition?"
"Yes, if you mention it, I will definitely agree!" Sure enough, she was going to promise him something.Even at this moment, even if he wanted to lose his virginity, he would admit it.Who told him to promise her so loudly back then!
"Well, the condition for that is..."
"Yes Yes?"
"free!"
Sikong Jue's heart sank suddenly, as if standing on a cliff, the heart that was about to fall suddenly stopped in mid-air.
"free?"
"Yes, I want to leave the palace, please approve the emperor!" Su Xueqing said proudly, thinking that the position of empress was meaningless to her back then.It's just that at that time, I was tall and fat, and I was afraid that if I escaped from the palace, I would suffer, not to mention, I was really afraid that I would not be able to support myself.In addition, he was always bullied in the palace, and he was only thinking about revenge, and he didn't think about leaving at all.Now that I have lost weight, the people of Yuecheng have been saved, and the enemies around me are gone, it is time for me to find a new life for her.Staying here would be superfluous.
When Sikong Jue heard that sentence, he had never felt so lost before. The feeling of being filled just now seemed to be emptied in an instant.The heart, as if being poached by something, has no sense at all.All I know is that when she said she wanted to leave, she felt like she wanted to collapse.

(End of this chapter)