I am invincible

Chapter 9: Chapter 010

"Lucy, do you really want to eat?"

Waking up from the memory, Zheng Yi saw Lucy swallowing, and asked with a smile!
"Well, I want to eat, master, I really want to eat..." Lucy said coquettishly, pulling Zheng Yi's arm!

"Okay, then here are your chopsticks, eat by yourself." Zheng Yi put a pair of chopsticks into Lucy's hands.

Lucy, "..."

Did she think that Zheng Yi would feed her the same way he fed her cucumbers before?

Didn't expect to let her eat by herself?
Zheng Yi didn't know what Lucy was thinking, he was just a very salty salty fish...feeding people to eat?nonexistent!

In many cases, he even asked others to feed him!

As for the little cucumber before...

That's just a special case!

……

3 minutes later!

Zhou Yu came out of the kitchen with a large bowl of vegetable tofu soup.

Put it firmly on the dining table without spilling even a drop of soup.

But when he looked at the plate in front of Zheng Yi, he was stunned. The plate was clean, not even a single grain of rice was left, as if it had been eaten by a dog?
"You finished eating so quickly?" Zhou Yu was surprised, knowing that Zheng Yi used to eat for a long time, what happened today, the soup was not served?
"Can't you?" Zheng Yi asked back.

"Uh, it's not impossible." Zhou Yu shook his head, "It's just...you don't think there is any problem with your body?"

"No, I'm in good health." Zheng Yi shook his head.

Zhou Yu, "????"

Arsenic didn't work?

Or did he buy fake medicine?

What kind of world is this?

Even if the life-saving medicine is counterfeit, the killing medicine is also counterfeit?

"Do you have any questions?" Zheng Yi found that Zhou Yu had been standing still, and asked strangely, "You didn't put something in my egg fried rice, did you?"

"How is it possible? Absolutely not. I'm not that kind of person. Don't slander me." Zhou Yu said excitedly.

At this moment, Zheng Yi confirmed his thoughts even more.

He has known Zhou Yu for half a year, and he knows that Zhou Yu will be nervous whenever he tells a lie, and he will be very excited when he is nervous!
And Zhou Yu's appearance now, isn't that exciting enough?

"Say, what did you put in my egg fried rice?" Zheng Yi suddenly felt his stomach turn upside down, and he wanted to vomit. He was not afraid that Zhou Yu would put some poison, but mainly because he was afraid that the other party would put something disgusting. , For example: saliva, booger...etc dirty!
"Ahem, what, can I trouble you to let go of me first?" Zhou Yu watched Zheng Yi's grip on his collar, and felt that he was about to be out of breath.

"You talk first." Zheng Yi said.

"Arsenic, I put arsenic." Zhou Yu said loudly, "But you have to believe me, I definitely didn't intend to poison you to death, I just wanted to teach you a lesson..."

As a chef, Zhou Yu has a special ability, which is to observe and understand the ingredients. In a certain way, everything is edible, and human beings are naturally one of the ingredients. Through the observation of special abilities, he knows that Zheng Yi His body is very strong, ordinary poison has no effect on him.

Even if it was arsenic, from Zhou Yu's point of view, if Zheng Yi ate it, it would be nothing more than an upset stomach.

For Zhou Yu, Zheng Yi was also one of his few friends. How could he really poison his friend to death?

Not to mention the honor of being a chef, even if you want to kill someone, you will never kill someone with the food you made yourself. This is a blasphemy and insult to the identity of a chef!

"Oh, so it's arsenic?" Zheng Yi heaved a sigh of relief.

Zhou Yu was dumbfounded, "What's the situation? I put arsenic, why do you look relieved instead?"

Lucy also blinked her eyes like a curious baby. She has read about arsenic in human books. It is a kind of poison, the kind that can kill people, but why did the master know that after taking the poison, Instead, look relaxed?
Why easy?
Naturally, it was because of poison.

From Zheng Yi's point of view, saliva, booger, etc. are much more terrifying than poison.

After all, he is not afraid of poison.

But those things will disgust him!

But...

A bad idea suddenly appeared in Zheng Yi's mind.

He looked at Zhou Yu and said loudly, "Okay, okay, good you Zhou Yu, I treat you like a brother, but you want to poison me to death? You are not a human, you are a beast, you have no humanity, although I now It's okay, but who knows if something will happen in the future? So in order to compensate for my loss, the meal money I owe you will be written off. Not only that, but you will also let me eat at your place for free for a year, no, a lifetime meal! "

"Hehe, are you going to treat me as a long-term meal ticket?" Zhou Yu rolled his eyes, "Or, just marry me?"

Zheng Yi crossed his arms...

"You... you, you, you..., I treat you like a brother, and you actually want to fuck me?" Zheng Yi looked at Zhou Yu, and couldn't believe it, "So you wanted to poison me to death because you couldn't get mine. The reason? If you can’t get it yourself, you will destroy it?”

"Can you stop being so clever?" Zhou Yu felt that his head was getting bigger, and he was going to poison you to death, and then fuck you again. How could I have so much free time to waste on you?I'm straight, okay?

"Okay, okay, no kidding." Zheng Yi patted Zhou Yu's shoulder, "Hurry up and prepare the braised chicken, I'm looking forward to your new dish!"

Zhou Yu also didn't want to stay with Zheng Yi for a moment, I don't know why, Zheng Yi talked a lot today, when he came here before, he always ate quietly, could it be because of Lucy?
As for men, it is understandable to want to show more in front of women.

Zhou Yu thought the truth of what he had discovered, gave Zheng Yi a meaningful look, then went back to the kitchen, and started killing chickens...

……

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh..."

"Clap, clap, clap..."

"Don't run, stop for me, let me kill you..."

After a while, the sound of chickens flying and Zhou Yu jumping came from the kitchen.

Zheng Yi shook his head after hearing this, "Is he really not a man, he can't even handle a chicken?"

"Master, come, have some soup!"

Lucy obediently filled a small bowl of soup and fed it to Zheng Yi.

Zheng Yi opened his mouth, "sucked", and he drank a spoonful of soup!
……

Half an hour later!

The soup is gone, but... the chicken is still alive!

"Zhou Yu, what the hell are you doing?" Zheng Yi worked hard and slapped the table hard, causing the soup bowls on the table to vibrate and bounce, "As a man, as a chef, you kill a chicken!" Haven't finished killing for half an hour? Could it be that the man who has no strength to restrain the chicken is talking about you?"

"Huh...huh...you...don't worry...I...I'll be fine soon." Zhou Yu poked his head out of the door frame and said pantingly to Zheng Yi, "This chicken is a bit tricky, but you Don't worry, give me another hour, and I will definitely be able to pluck out all its feathers..."

Zheng Yi, "...one more hour? Could it be that your chicken is so beautiful that you don't have the heart to do it?"

"But it's okay, you can't bear it, I can bear it, leave it to me."

With that said, Zheng Yi got up from the chair and entered the kitchen...

Tsk tsk, unsightly.

(End of this chapter)