I am invincible

Chapter 80 084: Protector...

"Let's go, Lucy, the master will take you to clean up evil today!"

There was nothing wrong anyway, Zheng Yi waved his hand and was ready to trouble the Red Flower Society!
He actually dared to seal his shop, as if a salty fish didn't show his power, and any hello kitty could come up and tease him?
Let's go if we say go, let's go to the red meeting in a hurry! !

however……

After walking out of the shop, Zheng Yi stopped in his tracks.

"What's the matter, master?" Fortunately, Lucy reacted quickly enough, otherwise he would have bumped into it!
"Eh..." Zheng Yi was a little embarrassed, "I forgot to ask for the address."

Saying that, she returned to Zhenxiu Rouge Powder Shop...

But the taste is really indescribable!
I don't know how Zhenxiu, a big man, can bear the company of rouge and gouache every day?

"Brother Zheng Yi, I knew you would come back!" Zhenxiu stood behind the counter with her elbows on the counter, her hands supporting her lovely face, as if everything was under control.

"Zhenxiu, that's enough, just call me by my name, can you get rid of my brother? I have goosebumps all over the floor!" Every time I think of myself being called that by a cute boy, I feel uncomfortable.

The enemy forgets me...

Nonsence!

If Zhenxiu's love for him never dies, he will never be at peace!

Always worried about being picked chrysanthemums under the fence...

"Okay, don't be shy, let me ask you how Honghua will go?" Zheng Yi asked.

Zhenxiu, "When did I lose my temper? And you have something to ask of me, is this the attitude to ask me the way?" Zhenxiu crossed her arms and said, "If you don't say something nice to coax me, I won't tell you." ...

"Don't talk about pulling it down!" Zheng Yi turned around and left. Do you think you know it?
Seeing Zheng Yi turn around and leave, Zhenxiu couldn't calm down, "Zheng Yi, why are you like this, is it so difficult to say a nice word?"

"If you want me to praise you for being cute, beautiful, and making people want to move, it's really hard, very hard!" Zheng Yi said seriously!

Zhenxiu pouted, unhappy!
"Hmph, Zheng Yi is such an idiot, bad silver, he doesn't understand his thoughts at all..."

Saying that, he ran away...

Running and crying...

Zheng Yi, "..."

What the hell am I! ! ! !

what is this?
what is this?
What the hell is this?
People who don't know Zhenxiu's gender see this scene, so they can't think that he is a scumbag?
……

"Master, why is Zhenxiu crying? And crying so sadly, did you bully him?"

At this time, Lucy came over to make trouble.

"I bullied him? Hehe, I bullied him? Where did I bully him?" Zheng Yi roared loudly!
Lucy, "..."

There was mist in the eye sockets, "Master, are you angry with me?"

"Aww... ow... ow..."

Aww, seeing my master about to cry, I can't stand it.

He yelled loudly, "You villain, bully my master, I will bite you, I will bite you, I will bite you to death..." In order to express the feeling of wailing more simply and clearly, I hereby translate it! Well, yes, please call me the translator, the kind of ten-level dog language! The same ten-level language!)

"Hey, you still dare to yell at me? Believe it or not, I'll eat dog meat hot pot tonight?" Zheng Yi said viciously while looking at him.

"Wow... woo woo..." Aow shrank back into Lucy's arms in fear, and didn't dare to scream anymore, and even made up the picture of herself being boiled in a pot in her mind, with her small body Trembling, bad silver, bad silver, this bad silver wants to eat my flesh, too bad!
"And you, why are you crying, why are you crying?" Zheng Yi looked at Lucy and said loudly, "Don't you know that I hate girls crying the most? If you cry any more, you will turn into a woman, because I don't hate women cry!"

Lucy, "..."

Wiping away tears with his sleeve, he said firmly, "Don't cry, I won't cry!"

……

Ugh……

I lost my mood all of a sudden!
"Go home first!" Zheng Yi said to Lucy.

"No, Master, don't want me, I won't cry anymore, I promise!" Seeing that Zheng Yi was going to drive her away, Lucy couldn't calm down, and she didn't let go of Zheng Yi's arm, because her hands were holding Zheng Yi's arm Aww, she was left behind by her...

From this, it can be seen how frightened Lucy was by Zheng Yi's words.

Zheng Yi shook his head, "When did I say I don't want you anymore? Didn't I tell you to go home first? I don't want you and let you go home first?"

When Lucy heard it, she also said, "But why didn't the master come home with me?"

"Because I have something to do!" After explaining, Zheng Yi pointed to Lucy's nose and said, "Okay, you are not allowed to ask me any more questions, or I really don't want you. By the way, you should remember to reply the way home?"

"Of course, elves are very smart, how could they forget where home is?" Lucy raised her head and said confidently, I, Lucy, will make this fall today, if I can't go back alone Home, then I don't want the position of the heroine of this book!

Hmph, that's how confident you are!

……

The two parted ways!

Zheng Yi decided to fight crime alone.

Ugh……

Who makes me a good person?

Finding a random passer-by, Zheng Yi asked about the site of the Red Flower Society. I have to say that he was lucky!
while walking……

"Help, come, help me..."

Zheng Yi, "..."

What the hell?

In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, in the imperial capital, someone is calling for help?

Walking towards the cry for help, Zheng Yi entered a small alley and found a woman being carried away by two men...

A woman struggles very powerfully, but she is a woman after all, so she has no strength!

One of the two men tried to cover the woman's mouth, but was bitten by the woman... Howling!
"Let go of that woman, let me come! Ah bah, come to me!"

A man said to the two kidnappers!

Well, this man is not Zheng Yi!

Liu Xing handsomely put one hand on his hip, pointed at the kidnapper with the other, shook his long hair in the shawl, and said in a majestic manner, "In broad daylight, the world is bright and the sky is bright, and you two bastards dare to do such a beast to me Daqin woman!" Come on, I, Liu Xing, will not let you go, what kind of ability is it to kidnap a woman? If you have the ability, come at me!"

"Pfft..."

A kidnapper came in front of Liu Xing, with white knives in and red knives out, saying, "I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you!"

Liu Xing looked at his bloody stomach and rolled his eyes, "I'm dizzy!"

Then he fell flat on the ground...

Zheng Yi, "..."

The tied woman, "..."

Another kidnapper, "..."

Everyone is stupid!
Is this guy an idiot?

With this ability, you still want a hero to save the beauty?

The reputation of a hero has been lowered by you alone!

Shaking his head, Zheng Yi didn't know what to say!

"Boy, are you with him?" the kidnapper Jiahong said while pointing at Zheng Yi.

"Hehe, is he an idiot and you are also an idiot?" Zheng Yi said hehe, "A handsome and brave man like me would be with this idiot? Could it be that you have some misunderstanding about my appearance and IQ!"

The corner of Kidnapper A's mouth twitched, "Sister, although that idiot must have a problem with his IQ, he is obviously more handsome than you, okay?"

"Hmm..." In the distance, the kidnapper and the woman who asked for help nodded as well!

Zheng Yi, "..."

What the hell, it's fine if the kidnapper has already nodded, why do you nod as a kidnapped one?

Originally, Zheng Yi wanted to try a hero rescue that he had never experienced before, but because of the consent of the tied woman, he turned around and left!

If you don't agree with my handsomeness, why should I save you?

"Boy, did I let you go?" Kidnapper A stood in front of Zheng Yi and said fiercely, "The man who saw the true face of our kidnapper group, do you think you can still leave alive?"

Zheng Yi wants to swear, but you don't want to be seen, so why don't you put on a mask to cover your face?

And it's still broad daylight?

The key point here is still the bustling Imperial Commercial Street?
You acted so aboveboard, where did you have the face to tell me that no one will see your actions?

co-authored...

Like Liu Xing, you are mentally retarded?
Moreover, why do you want to add a male word in front of people?
Co-authored woman can live by seeing your face?
Men can't?

how……

Sexism?
(End of this chapter)