I am invincible

Chapter 63 069: I am also a scholar!

"Master, why did you come back so soon?"

I don't know if he smelled Zheng Yi's scent, but Chun'er felt it the moment Zheng Yi entered the house, and quickly ran out from the back room, hugged Zheng Yi's arm, and said with a smile, "Is it because the court dishes are not good?" Okay, you don't like it? It's okay, Chun'er will make it for you."

"However..." Chun'er smiled mysteriously, "Answer a question before eating, that is, eat first or eat first... me?"

Oh shit!

Zheng Yi's evil fire has not subsided, and Chun'er came to provoke him?
Can't stand it!
He squatted down, picked up Chun'er and walked to his room!
It's like when bandits came to everyone's ladies!
Chun'er was stunned by this sudden action, and then secretly pleased.

Has the young master finally figured it out?
Is Chuner going to be eaten at last?

But I heard that it hurts when you eat it for the first time?

Moreover, it seems that girls who are eaten will become pregnant.

So, is Chun'er about to have a baby?
So nervous, so excited, so what should Chun'er and the young master's baby be called?
Well, if it's a daughter, it's called Zheng Yi, which sounds the same as Young Master.

If it is a boy, it is called Zheng Dang, which means to be a responsible man!
Zheng Yi didn't expect that he just carried Chun'er for a while, before even entering the house, Chun'er had already thought of their child's name.

……

in the house!
What was expected did not happen.

Originally, Chun'er thought that she would complete her transformation from a girl to a woman today.

but……

She didn't know that the young master thought so, and didn't eat all the meat?

"Young master..." Chun'er looked at Zheng Yi with big watery eyes, and her face was full of spring tides...

Zheng Yi waved his hand, "Don't talk, I want to be quiet!"

"Who is Jingjing?" Chun'er looked like an enemy, "Could it be because of Jingjing that the young master..."

Zheng Yi, "..."

"Don't think too much, what I said is that I want to be quiet!"

"Quiet? Is Jingjing surnamed An?"

Hearing this, Zheng Yi's head grew bigger. He looked at Chun'er, "Are you serious?"

Only then did I see Chun'er sticking out her tongue at him, apparently joking.

Zheng Yi let Chun'er leave!
Then I washed my face with cold water to suppress my restless heart...

No, as a man, how can I let desire occupy my mind?
I need self-control!

then……

go to bed……

However, lying on the bed, Zheng Yi couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

As soon as he closed his eyes, his mind was filled with Qin Wuxian's big white legs!
Damn!
Zheng Yi gritted his teeth, how could he completely get rid of the figure of a woman from his mind?

Hmm, presumably find another woman instead?
and so……

After a while, Qin Wuxian disappeared from Zheng Yi's mind, but was replaced by Chun'er's figure, that cute and round face made people want to rub it, it must feel great!

what……

Zheng Yi yelled!
What the hell am I talking about?
Zheng Yi, Zheng Yi, you shouldn't be the kind of man who is fooled by beauty!

As the strongest man, a man who is not afraid of even gods and Buddhas in the sky, would actually be troubled by a woman?
Really, fallen!
Sure enough, Gentle Township, Hero Tomb!

The hero is sad about the beauty pass, and the scholar has been charming since ancient times!
Ah bah, what the hell, I'm not a scholar!

……

"Master, someone is looking for you!"

After an unknown amount of time, Zheng Yi was awakened from the bed by Chun'er.

"Well, what's the matter?" Zheng Yi rubbed his eyes, he didn't know when he fell asleep?
"Someone is looking for you, it's Zhang San, your book friend!" Chun'er replied.

"Book friends?" Zheng Yi was stunned, "I'm not a book writer, where are the book friends?"

"Master, that's not what I meant by book friends." Chun'er shook his head, "Do you still remember, when you were still a scholar two years ago, Zhang San was a book friend who studied with you in a private school. Your relationship seems to be still the same. It's pretty good, we often go in and out of the Red House together..."

Zheng Yi pinched his chin, lost in thought...

two years ago?
Isn't this just before he crossed over?
Well, stroke it well, stroke it well!
"Snapped!"

After a while, Zheng Yi snapped his fingers, "Oh, I remembered, I did study, so I used to be a scholar too, young master? But... who is that Zhang San? I don't remember him? He also goes in and out frequently. What the hell is the red building? Young master, I am a scholar, how can a scholar often go in and out of the red building? Slander, this is Chi Guoguo's slander!"

Chun'er, "..."

Is it slander, do you have no points in your heart?
Also asked who is Zhang San?

You have been in the same window together, and you have gone whoring together... Do you still have the nerve to ask me?
Moreover, isn't it normal for scholars to go in and out of the Red Mansion?
Merry talent, Merry talent, aren't you referring to the group of scholars who often go in and out of the Red Mansion?
……

"You are Zhang San?"

When Zheng Yi saw his book friend, he shook his head, feeling a little regretful, he looks too ugly, what kind of vision does my ex have, would he be friends with such an ugly man?
Or……

on purpose?
Use your friend's ugliness to highlight your own handsomeness?
That's right, standing with this guy in front of him, even if he's a pig, Zheng Yi will think he's cute!
Although pigs are really cute.

delicious...

"Brother Zheng, what you said is really chilling. We have been classmates for five years, and we have visited dozens of red houses together, but because we haven't seen each other for two years, you have forgotten me?" Zhang Sanyi looked heartbroken. , and wiped away tears aggrievedly.

Although Zheng Yi didn't see him shed tears.

Hearing this, Zheng Yi's mouth twitched, "Don't pretend to be pitiful, what's the matter, tell me quickly, I'm busy! I don't have time to waste on you!"

"Brother Zheng, you have changed!" Zhang San said.

"Yes, people will change." Zheng Yi replied.

"Brother Zheng, do you still remember Li Si?" Zhang San asked.

Zheng Yi, "..."

What the hell are these names?
Is your father so careless?

Well, it's not impossible, after all, there are a lot of rich men and wives these days, maybe their fathers gave birth to them through a kidney failure, and then according to the order of their birth, they will be directly ranked one, two, three, four!

Needless to say, Zheng Yi was guessing wildly, but he really got it right.

Zhang San and Li Si are their third and fourth sons!

"So, what happened to Li Si?" Zheng Yi asked.

"He... he was arrested... woo woo woo... Li Sihao said pitifully, he was accidentally captured by the government last night, and he is still in prison..." Speaking of this, Zhang San sneaked up and glanced at Zheng Yi.

It turned out that Zheng Yi was expressionless, and thought: Is it because my acting skills are not good enough?

No!
It seems that I have to cry harder...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woooooo... maybe he will be beaten... woooooo"

Uh, you're paralyzed, huh?

Zheng Yi almost cursed out.

But after thinking about it, I am now a scholar after all.

Don't be so irritable!

Well, calm down, calm down, don't embarrass scholars!

(End of this chapter)