I am invincible

Chapter 61 065: Cute!
At this time, an old man wearing a hat passed by.

Seeing this scene, he shook his head and sighed: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really a downturn in the world, moral decline, blue sky and white sun, drifting under the heavy rain, I can't help it... tsk tsk tsk, it's really polluting the old man. Eyes!"

Zheng Yi, "..."

Chun'er, "..."

"Bah, you old man, what are you talking about? We just accidentally fell down, okay?" Zheng Yi said angrily, "How old are you, and your mind is still so unhealthy? People who are going to be buried, their brains are still there What are you thinking about?"

"That's right, it's fine if you don't come to help when you see someone falling, and you're still talking sarcasticly? You old man can't do it!" Chun'er also said, she didn't care about the other party's old age, maybe she might hiccup when she was angry Shit, as Zheng Yi's brainless fan, she absolutely does not allow anyone to slander Zheng Yi!

Not even a very old man!
After Zheng Yi and Chun'er engaged in mixed verbal doubles, the old man ran away in despair!
……

After half an hour!
Two people go home!
main entrance……

Sima Wudi, who was watching the gate, saw this scene, shook his head, and said in a low voice, "Well, master, I have nothing against you, but... at least find a good weather? It's a rainy day. You are so messy, be careful of catching a cold!"

Zheng Yi, "..."

I'm so tired!

Now he understands what it means to be old and disrespectful.

The old man before was like this, and so was Sima Wudi.

Do these old men just like to make up for the crookedness when their health is failing?

"Hmph, pony, I'm angry!" Zheng Yi looked at Sima Wudi and said, "Now...you roll on the ground for me a few times, and you won't get up until your clothes are dirtier than mine!"

Sima Wudi, "...Master, even if I hit the mark, you don't have to be so petty, isn't this revenge?"

"That's right, I'm just going to retaliate against you, why, can't you?" Zheng Yi said coldly, "Do you still think I'm your master? Why, what the master said doesn't work anymore, right? I just became inhuman I feel that I am awesome, my wings have grown hard, and I want to fly? Then if you wait until you reach a higher level, will you deceive your master and destroy your ancestors, and use me as a stepping stone on your road to invincibility? "

Sima Wudi, "..."

This is too serious!

As the old saying goes, one day is a teacher and life is a father!
Although he is old enough to be the grandfather of Zheng Yi's grandfather, but... the master is more of a master!

"Okay, I'll get out, I'll get out now." Sima Wudi didn't expect that he would have such a day, alas, he blamed himself for talking too much, so why not tell the truth?Don't you know that you will be beaten if you tell the truth these days?
Although Zheng Yi didn't beat him...

Sima Wudi lay on the ground, rolled sideways a few times...

In just a short while, his body was covered in muddy water.

He looked like an old beggar.

"Master, can it be done now?" Sima Wudi was still lying on the ground, looking at Zheng Yi aggrievedly.

Zheng Yi looked at the appearance of the other party who was much messier than himself, nodded, and then warned, "Hmph, remember in the future, you can eat nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense!"

Sima Wudi was taken aback for a moment, and then reminded, "Then what, Master, you are wrong, it should be that food can be eaten indiscriminately, but words cannot be spoken indiscriminately!"

Zheng Yi, "..."

"Hmph, did I say it wrong? I was reminding you, but your comprehension is so poor that you didn't understand it, and you still said it? If this is the case, then you continue to roll on the ground..." Zheng How could Yi admit that he was wrong?He warned Sima Wudi again, "Remember, Xiao Ma, your master, I will not be wrong, if I am wrong, then you have to follow my words and make mistakes, this is a model for disciples, understand? "

The corner of Sima Wudi's mouth twitched, is this a model for a disciple?

Isn't this a model of being a slave?

After all, he was also a teacher of the Qin State before, a man who had experienced officialdom, how could he not understand that?
The people above pointed out that the deer was a horse, and the people below also agreed with it without embarrassment.

He hated this kind of person who only flattered people the most in his life.

just now……

Zheng Yi actually asked him to learn from the type of person he hated the most in his life?

joke?

He is Sima Wudi, a man who believes in the way of invincibility, will he choose Congxin?
what……

can you?

You tell me, will you?
"Yes, yes, master, you are right. I was wrong. Master, where can you be wrong? It's all my fault. I'll get out now, get out now, get out until you are satisfied..." Fart's proud bone sword Heart, farts hate flattery the most, it's just because you haven't reached that level, otherwise... this is a role model!

Seeing Sima Wudi rolling around in the muddy water, Chun'er couldn't bear it, pulled Zheng Yi's arm and said, "Master, isn't this...a bit too much?"

"Is it too much?" Zheng Yi didn't think, couldn't his apprentice educate himself?
As for the humiliation of Sima Wudi's dignity?
Nonsence……

He still hasn't forgotten the scene of Sima Wudi knelt on the ground and hugged his thigh in order to worship him as his teacher and never let go. Tell me about dignity?
What is dignity?

When others slap you with their hands, it is called hurting your self-esteem.

But what if someone slaps you with a stack of banknotes?And the money that slaps you is all for you.

At this time, what dignity do you need?
Is dignity more expensive than money?

If this kind of thing is really going to happen, I don't know how many people are sticking out their faces eagerly to be spanked!
"Well, it's too much!" Chun'er nodded, "After all, this is the gate of the Zheng family, and it's a bit of a loss to your reputation, young master, for him to roll around the gate of the Zheng family like this, so I think that you You should let him go away!"

Zheng Yi, "..."

I'll go, is this girl's incision really black?

Originally, he thought that Chun'er was going to intercede with Sima Wudi, but in the end...

They actually wanted Sima Wudi to get away, not to get out of his house!
Sima Wudi, "..."

I am so special!

Chun'er's words almost flashed his old waist.

I thought I was speaking for myself, but in the end...

Hehe, worse than Zheng Yi!

……

"Forget it, get up!"

Zheng Yi looked at Sima Wudi and said, after all, we should respect the old and love the young.

And what Chun'er said was right, rolling around in front of his house would damage his reputation a bit!

As for going elsewhere?

That's impossible!

After all, he is also the guard of his house. Would it be nice to go to another place?
"Thank you, master!"

Sima Wudi heaved a sigh of relief, the master treated him well!

Mistress is really too dark...

At some point, Chun'er has been regarded as his mistress by Sima Wudi!

Although in his eyes, Lucy is also a teacher's wife!
For men, three wives and four concubines are a must!
Otherwise, when you go out to socialize with friends, people will look down on you and say you can't do it.

If it weren't for his deep affection for Rong'er, there must be a lot of wives and concubines!

However, although he doesn't have wives and concubines in groups, he occasionally goes to the Red Chamber to have tooth-making sacrifices and eat meat!

(End of this chapter)