The Notre Dame system is arrogant again

Chapter 117 Here Comes a Little God
"Say, you are going to climb the mountain. There are five people in front of you and three people behind you. How many people are climbing the mountain?" Zhang Xiaohua said loudly and quickly.

The little fat man said without thinking.

"Eight people!"

"Wrong!" Zhang Xiaohua said mercilessly.

The little fat man was still not convinced.

"What's wrong, five plus three, isn't it eight!"

Duan Yu cooperates well.

"It's nine, you forgot, and you, you are also climbing the mountain!"

"Why do you count me?" The little fat man was still not convinced, "This question is wrong."

Zhang Xiaohua said bluntly.

"What I'm asking is how many people climb up, aren't you a human? If you are not a human, then my question is wrong."

This question is not about arithmetic, but about calmness.

Generally speaking, children will say the answer as soon as they think of it, and seldom think about whether it is correct.

Of course, the child who gave the wrong answer is not incapable, but sloppy.

Originally, Xiao Ming was queuing up for this question, with the students in the front and the students in the back, so it was better, but Zhang Xiaohua was unscrupulous, and directly used "you" the little fat man himself. Children tend to ignore themselves, so the little fat man answered naturally. wrong.

"You!" The little fat man blushed, very annoyed, of course he is human!

"Don't tell me if the answer is wrong, are you embarrassed?" Zhang Xiaohua continued to teach the teacher rudely.

The little fat man held his breath.

"This question doesn't count, you come up with another one!"

Children are thin-skinned, and in front of so many people, they won't make trouble because of their own mistakes.

Of course this varies from person to person.

"No, you can't answer, it's boring." Zhang Xiaohua deliberately turned her head to ignore him, and said to Duan Yu, "Go and buy some tea eggs."

Duan Yu asked cooperatively.

"several?"

"Well, buy a few more."

Just as he was talking, the little fat man stepped forward.

"You make another one, and I'll buy you tea eggs!"

Zhang Xiaohua was overjoyed, this is what she wanted, but she just said it.

"I have my own money."

Duan Yu quickly understood what Zhang Xiaohua meant, and couldn't help but roll her eyes, ugly girl, be careful of pretending too much!
The little fat man was in a hurry, he didn't know if he was eager to prove his IQ, or he wanted to save face, he blurted out.

"Tell me, how can you come up with a question!"

Zhang Xiaohua also felt that the heat was almost ready, and the children were not patient enough, so they couldn't hang on too much.

"Okay then, I'll make another one. If you can answer it, forget it. If you can't answer it, well, buy me a copybook. Whose copybook I buy is up to me."

When the little fat man heard this, it was too simple and reasonable, and he felt sorry for himself, patted his chest and said.

"No problem, I'll buy you anything else you want besides copybooks!"

what!
Zhang Xiaohua can't wait to go up and hug her, the man who is willing to spend money for a woman is the cutest, even if it is a little man in front of him!
"This is what you said, and what you say must count." Zhang Xiaohua never knew what politeness was, so she chased it to make sure.

The little fat man nodded.

"My publicity always counts!"

It turned out to be the elder brother of the same family, Zhang Xiaohua felt that the little fat man was more and more pleasing to the eye.

"Okay, listen! Put the copper coins. Ten copper coins are arranged in five rows. Each row must have four copper coins. How do you arrange them?"

As soon as the little fat man heard it was so easy, he wanted to pay, but Zhang Xiaohua stopped him.

"You can use stones instead."

The little fat man didn't take it seriously.

"No, sir, I have money!" He said, took out the money bag, took out ten copper coins from it, squatted on the ground and put it up, but it didn't take long to find that this question was not easy at all, no matter how he put it, he could do it. not come out.

As far as this IQ is completely sending money out.

Zhang Xiaohua will ask Duan Yu after reading it.

"Do you know?"

Duan Yu has been thinking since Zhang Xiaohua finished speaking, he already has the answer in his heart, but he doesn't know whether he should say yes or no?

Zhang Xiaohua knew at a glance that the little kid had thought of it, and sighed, smart brats are the worst fun!

"It seems that you will, so don't tell him." After speaking, he turned and left him to go to Zhang Daniu.

Duan Yu rolled his eyes, knelt down and said.

"Will you? If not, I can tell you."

The little fat man was impatient, so he hurriedly asked.

"How?" He handed over the money.

Duan Yu didn't answer, but spoke slowly.

"I tell you, what benefit do you give me?"

Big Big Wolf is indeed more straightforward than Grandma Wolf!

The little fat man said without thinking.

"what would you like?"

Duan Yu thought about it.

"Buy me some tea eggs." Compared to Grandma Wolf, he was actually very kind.

The little fat man said without hesitation.

"You wait!" After speaking, he rushed to the tea stand to wrap all the remaining tea eggs.

Really, generous enough!

Duan Yu immediately took his copper coins and placed them on the ground.

The little fat man counted over and over again, yes, all four, he greeted Zhang Xiaohua with a happy face.

"I put it out!"

Did you pose it!Zhang Xiaohua curled her lips inwardly, but she still pretended not to know, looked at it and nodded.

"Right!"

The little fat man jumped up and down on the spot, very happy, and looked carefully until he made a note, then put away the copper coins, and said with satisfaction.

"I can go back and test them this time!" He rushed away excitedly.

Duan Yu suddenly thought of something.

"Your copybook is gone."

Zhang Xiaohua froze for a moment, then smiled authentically.

"But there are tea eggs."

Duan Yu was a little embarrassed.

"I forgot about the copybook, so I just casually said about tea eggs..."

He did it on purpose.

"Don't worry, he will come to see us tomorrow, so there will be copybooks."

"How do you know?" Duan Yu was surprised.

Zhang Xiaohua's bulging face tried to present an unfathomable expression.

"Not only do I know that he will come, but I also know that other people will come besides him, let's wait and see!"

……

Zhang Xiaohua was right, and the next day Zhang Yang came again.Not only did he come, but he also brought an older child with him. This older child was not among the students who bought tea eggs yesterday.

This child was about the same age as Zhang Daniu, and he was pretty good-looking, with phoenix eyes and slanted eyebrows, a high nose bridge, ultra-thin lips, and a stinky face.

"This is my brother Zhang Xin!" The little fat man quickly introduced.

The little male god was a little dissatisfied with his younger brother for saying his name, so he pulled him, but the little fat man said something.

"Why pull me?"

Zhang Xiaohua almost laughed out loud, and said casually.

"What are you doing here?"

The little fat man immediately turned his attention back and said excitedly.

"Of course I asked you to ask a question, this time my brother will answer it!"

"Oh, your brother's IQ must be [-]."

"What do you mean?"

"Your brother is smart."

The little male god spoke.

"My brother didn't answer your question yesterday. We won't take advantage of you. If you want to buy a copybook, I'll ask someone to buy it for you."

(End of this chapter)