Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 9 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 10
Xueyan is not willing to live in such a daze, she wants to find out the origin of Ximenxue.Xueyan is the emperor's personal bodyguard, and she never leaves the emperor. The only person she can find to inquire about is the emperor.

It's up to you, Xiehuang, Xueyan said in her heart.

Xiehuang is Xueyan's revenge for the emperor's teasing her, so she named her, of course, she can only scream in her heart.

After the army marched for a day and a night, they camped in the deep mountains. There was nothing in the mountains. The emperor, who was used to entertainment, was obviously not used to it.

He walked up and down the tent.

Xueyan clenched her hands tightly to strengthen herself, then she walked up to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, this servant will tell a joke to relieve your majesty from fatigue."

"Oh!" The emperor seemed very interested, and said with a wicked smile, "If I don't think it's funny?"

"Your majesty is at your disposal." Xueyan said very confidently, "If Your Majesty smiles, Xueyan has a question to ask His Majesty, and this question is not about military affairs. Your Majesty can answer it completely."

"Oh, tell me first!" The emperor leaned on the tiger leather chair, looked at Xueyan with bright eyes, and listened to her.

Telling jokes is Xueyan's housekeeping skill. When she did something wrong when she was a child, Xueyan always told a joke to her parents first, to make them happy, and then told them what she did wrong. Later, whenever she wanted to tell a joke , the parents will ask what she did wrong.

Xueyan cleared her throat, and said vividly:
Once upon a time there was a man named Yang Bu who went out in a white coat.It was raining, so he took off his coat and went home in black.His dog thought it was a stranger and barked wildly.Yang Bu became angry and wanted to beat the dog.The elder brother Yang Zhu came out, grabbed his younger brother and said, "Don't hit, don't hit, how can you blame the dog? If you let the dog go out with white fur and come back with black fur, I'm afraid you won't be able to recognize it right away." .”

The emperor was in the palace, and he was exposed to "24 Histories", the Four Books and the Five Classics. It was the first time he heard such a vulgar story, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Your Majesty, you laughed. Please answer Xueyan's question." Xueyan seized the opportunity and asked in time.
There was a hint of anger on the emperor's face that he was cheated, but as the emperor, he could not go back on his words, so he said coldly: "You ask!"

"May I ask, Your Majesty, who is Deputy Commander Ximen?" Xueyan looked at the emperor and asked slowly.

Hearing this, the emperor put his whole face in front of Xueyan and stared at Xueyan's eyes. The emperor didn't know that he had stepped on Xueyan's long neck again. Xueyan's fighting skills were extremely high, and most people were no match for her. .

Xueyan also stared at the emperor, and the two faced each other like fighting cocks.

"Who is Ximen Xue, you don't know." The emperor retreated first, and then leaned on the tiger leather chair doubting.

It turned out that his name was Ximenxue, and Xueyan knew his full name for the first time after knowing him for more than a year.

(End of this chapter)