The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 66 Little Lolita Lilith
Someone has some experience. It is not the first time that such a thing has happened, as long as you are ready to bear the pain. Judging from Zhu Weiyu's current body and equipment, it is basically impossible to fall to death... Top Mostly dead or alive.

But this time it seems to be a little different. "Bang bang bang..." The feeling of the impact was transmitted to someone's brain, and someone seemed to have entered a long pipeline, and the other end did not know where it led, but one thing is certain What's more... this pipe is ridiculously long!Damn, it didn't take that long to use the special plumbing from elementary school!How long have you been falling?Even Zhu Weiyu himself doesn't remember it!He just remembers... Ugh!dizzy and nauseous!

I don't know how long it took, the white light at the exit of the pipe made it hard to open the eyes, Zhu Weiyu couldn't help putting his hands on his face, his slightly narrowed eyes looked at everything in front of him, and he was landing in that space, The armor behind him had already been damaged by countless impacts, and now he could only do free fall.

White, white world, this is different from Zhu Weiyu's inner world. There is nothing in this huge room, like a room in a mental hospital. The walls are full of protruding soft substances, and the same is true for the ground. , the whole room is in such a monotonous color, except... a pool on the ground.

Wait, a pool?
...a pool? ?

I go!I can't swim! ! !
"Plop... Bobo Bobo..."

Alas...someone is such a big person, and he is still a landlubber...

There was no other way, as Zhu Weiyu was born in a place where there was no shortage of water, but he couldn't swim.When he was a child, no one took him to learn swimming. When he was a little older, for example, when he was in elementary school and junior high school, he was called to swim, but he always felt that he should be a small adult at this age, and it would be shameful to learn swimming again.And then...that was really embarrassing.

So someone can't swim all the time.

As the saying goes, too many skills don’t overwhelm you, and now it’s time to use it, and someone suddenly feels... well, if there is another life... I will definitely learn to swim...

This time... I'm dead!

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"Pfft!!!!" The water column splashed several meters high, Zhu Weiyu suddenly woke up from the darkness, Ruyan's world was still that pure white space.

"...Uh, I'm... not dead yet?" Someone felt the sensation of his body, and then punched himself hard, and the pain clearly told someone, the answer, "Great ! I'm not dead yet!! That's great!"

"Bang!!"

"Pfft!!" A small fist hit someone's stomach, and the bulging stomach instantly flattened, and a jet of water shot out, with a few small fish mixed in the middle.

"Ahem, ahem..." A certain person knelt down on the ground, holding the ground with both hands and twitching continuously. It wasn't because water fell onto the ground.

The little master of the fist seemed to be hesitant, covering his mouth with his little hand, and a crisp voice sounded: "You... are you okay?"

"Asshole! How could it be okay!! It hurts!!!" The expression on Zhu Weiyu's face, which suddenly burst into flames, was not very good. The little figure in front of him seemed to be frightened, and he stood there blankly.

"Hmm... woo woo woo woo..." Tears flowed across the corners of the little Lolita's eyes like rain, and she was stunned for a moment.

Huh?It's actually a little lolita!
...Actually...Zhu Weiyu's own body is not that big either.

Wearing a princess long dress, the fitted white floral dress and the black and beautiful hair are a perfect match. In addition, the cute oval face, with a little baby fat face, is now crying pear blossoms with rain , gently wiped his face with his plump little hands, leaving only traces of sadness on his white and tender face.

There was a drop of sweat on the back of someone's head, and he suddenly became flustered: "Uh, ah... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't cry, I didn't mean to... Please don't cry, I'm sorry..."

This old virgin who has been single for thousands of years hangs (harmoniously) Si and really can't watch women cry, let alone children cry.The most innocent thing in the world is a child, and what is more innocent than an innocent child... is a cute and kind innocent little girl!Well, it must be cute enough!
And the little girl in front of him clearly... absolutely meets his conditions.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The little girl raised her head slowly, glanced at someone cautiously, and then turned her tears into a smile.

Ah?what's the situation? ...well, ignore someone.Ignoring that there is something in the mouth that props up the whole mouth, and the two long things stuck in the nose are swaying with someone's body swaying from side to side, this guy is simply a clown Pity……

"Haha, is it fun?"

"Yeah! It's fun!"

"Then don't cry anymore if it's fun! Okay?"

"Ok!"

Looking at the little girl in front of him, Zhu Weiyu showed a smile on his face. This kind of pure child is the most comfortable, and only such a child can touch a string deep in someone's heart.As for the group in the scientist class... Forget it, those bastards will only give people the feeling that they want to beat up the brats.

"What's your name? My brother's name is Zhu Weiyu!" Zhu Weiyu pointed to his nose and said.

Little Lolita seemed a little unhappy, pouted and said, "You are not a brother! He is much, much older than you!"

"Oh? Much bigger?" Someone tilted his head in doubt, then stood up straight, and compared with his hands, "Obviously I'm taller than you!"

"That's not true! Lilith is older than you!"

"Oh, so your name is Lilith...you're actually shorter than me when you're older?"

"Hmph! Lilith is older than you!"

"Oh? Now I'm going to use a trick!"

"Lilith is not afraid of you!" Little Loli waved her fist angrily, her bulging smiling face looked even cuter.

"Ulala, Ulala~~" A certain person instantly turned into a native of X Continent, wearing strange things on his head, with two long tubes inserted into his nose again, and began to dance.

"Hahahahahaha...you idiot...you're dying from laughing, Lilith is going to die from laughing...stop...stop..."

Zhu Weiyu looked at the smiling little loli in front of him, and a bright smile appeared on his face: "Hey! How about it, do you want to call me brother?"

"Brother...Brother! Big~~Brother!" With a sweet and greasy voice, the little loli called out the title Zhu Weiyu dreamed of... probably it is also the title that every man hopes to get. This kind of feeling can only be described as cute. to describe~
"Hehe~~ By the way, Lilith, where am I now?" Zhu Weiyu, who was proud for a while, seemed to remember his own affairs, and wanted to steal the exam papers!If you fail, you will be finished, and asked quickly, "Why are you here?"

"Lilith doesn't know either." The cute little loli tilted her head, and then said, "Lilith has been here since she woke up, where exactly is this place...uh..."

Suddenly, there was a trace of confusion in Lilith's big black eyes, and then she said to Zhu Weiyu helplessly: "Sorry, big brother, I don't know where this is."

"Huh? Is that so? Forget it." The thick-headed person didn't care about these small problems at all, but said with some annoyance, "Do you have a way to get out of here?" Zhu Weiyu glanced left and right, in the white room There is no opening at all, like a completely enclosed space, without a single gap.

"Leave, why did you leave? Is there anything wrong with Lilith?"

Seeing the startled and sad little loli in front of him, Zhu Weiyu couldn't help but twitched his brows, and then explained patiently: "Uh, that's not the case, Lilith is great! No one is better than you, but big brother There is still something to do, big brother is going to the fifth storage room!"

"The fifth storage room? What are you doing there?" Lilith tilted her head in confusion, blinking at someone with her big watery eyes.

"Uh, I'm going to get something." A certain person said without blushing, but he couldn't say it in front of such a little girl who said he was going to steal the test papers.

"But...but..." Little Lilith looked a little bit reluctant, but she still said to Zhu Weiyu in a very understanding way, "Oh, well, can big brother come to play with Lilith often in the future? You It has a smell that Lilith likes."

"Of course, I'll come back to play with you when I have time!"

"Really? You promise!" Little Lolita opened her eyes wide and looked at Zhu Weiyu. No one could bear to refuse such an expression.

"Well! I promise!" Zhu Weiyu showed a bright smile, his white teeth were so brilliant in this white room, but in a blink of an eye there was a trace of confusion, "Then why did I come back to find you?"

There was a smile on Little Lolita's face: "Just call Lilith, and Lilith will open the door for you, as long as you are in elementary school. Okay, nah! The door over there is near road."

"The door?" Zhu Weiyu was even more confused. It doesn't matter if there is a little loli in the underground warehouse. I just checked behind him, but there is... Damn it, when did it come out!Still a carved door!Solid wood structure, this is really luxurious! !No, this is no ordinary luxury!How could I not see such a low-key, luxurious and connotative door just now? ?

Zhu Weiyu rubbed his eyes vigorously, as if full of disbelief.

Slowly walked to the gate, pushed the gate lightly, as if it felt like water, it seemed to be able to penetrate through it at once.

"Big Brother! Come and see Lilith!"

"Well! Don't worry, I will come to see you! You are my friend! Don't worry..." Zhu Weiyu showed a big smile on his face, yes, he already regarded this little girl whom he had been with for a short time as a friend Yes, a friend without any pollution in his heart.

For people, Zhu Weiyu can still feel this kind of pure and flawless heart, he has only felt it in one person... himself!

...Asshole, can you stop putting gold on your face?Who hit "beep beep" and died?

Well, aside from these, Zhu Weiyu passed his hands first, then his head, and finally his whole body.There is a completely different space inside and outside the door, and there is a big 5 written in the dark storage room.

"Oh oh oh! This is the fifth storage room...so where are the test papers?"

A certain person started his great treasure hunt, and there were a lot of exam papers to find, so he had to hurry up, but at this moment, a big hand came around from behind him.

"Hehe, I caught you!"

PS: Before we start, I have something to say and I want to tell all the readers.From the beginning of this book to the present, Xiaocao has worked hard to update the book, with an average of two pages per day. Before the third update broke out, the fourth update was not without incident... But the update is really too much for the body now.Some time ago, there was a signal that the pain in the shoulder was indescribable, and I was so busy these days that I couldn't stand it.Busy for more than twelve hours a day plus writing novels... I really can't do it.

Xiaocao has completed the conception of this book, but each chapter will be written after careful consideration. Some people may think that the content written by Xiaocao is just funny, but after finishing all the writing, you will find Xiaocao's thoughtfulness.

Well, after talking so much nonsense, actually... Xiaocao just wants to ask for a leave of absence and give Xiaocao a rest for three or two days. The daily update is almost one chapter. If the body recovers, it will recover immediately.

In addition, the specific update time is usually 12:[-] noon, [-]:[-] or [-]:[-] p.m.—it should be... almost like this, if it is late, it is either busy with work, or gone to pick up girls...or just sick.But don't worry, as long as Xiaocao is still alive, this book will still work hard to update.

(End of this chapter)