The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 1 Where does channel 0 go?
Who said there is no underworld in this world?Whoever tells me this again in the future will definitely be in a hurry with him!
This is Zhu Weiyu's real thought now.Standing helplessly at the end of the line, looking into the distance, the majestic gate of hell reaches to the sky, even if there is an invisible line in the line, it will not affect his inner fear of the gate.

It is no news that a certain country has a large population. If you want to enter the underworld, you need to queue up.

"Asshole, I'm XXX from XXX department, why do I have to wait in line!" A fat-headed man cursed angrily in the line, this guy who was far behind Zhu Weiyu knew he was a newcomer at a glance .

To tell the truth, Zhu Weiyu also wanted to scold, there was no movement in the line after waiting for so long, but he didn't.

"@#￥%#, what the hell are you doing, it takes so long to cast a baby, hurry up, there are people above me, you poor ghosts can't come behind me!"

Zhu Weiyu looked back at the fat guy with big ears curiously, the surrounding ghosts made such movements just like Zhu Weiyu, and immediately focused their eyes on him.

Most of the ghosts here have maintained their pre-death appearances, such as the countless jewelry necklaces on the fat guy with big ears, and the expensive watches that can be seen at a glance.Of course, there are also unlucky people like Zhu Weiyu who can't even lift their pants...

Fortunately, Zhu Weiyu was not the worst. Look at the brother in front of him, he only wore a pair of underwear. It is said that he was discovered by another husband during a private meeting, and then he hid it in the refrigerator when he pushed the refrigerator downstairs and fell to his death. .

As for the gentleman in the suit and leather shoes in front of him who kept glaring at him, he was a poor cuckold. When he accidentally pushed the refrigerator down while looking for some damn guy, his tie was caught and he was caught. I took it down.

Of course, these two people are nothing, the fat middle-aged man in front is the most unlucky... Walking on the road, he was crushed to death by a refrigerator that fell from the sky.

You see, such three people can get along peacefully. Why is this?The answer will be revealed soon.

"Sir, please keep quiet!" A bull head less than half a meter tall held a small fork in his hand and said to the noisy guys who were queuing.

The corners of his eyes twitched slightly, he kicked the bull's head over, and said in a dirty voice: "I'm going to fuck you, what are you? Don’t let me hurry up and vote for a good family!”

"Aww!!! Moooo!!!" The bull's head turned into a three-meter tall monster in an instant, and the fork in his hand also became bigger.

Facts have proved that people can squeeze decisively.

A section of the originally tight team was vacated in an instant, leaving only the poor fat man to face the angry old cow alone.

"Big, big, big brother, I was wrong, don't tell me, you just treat it like a little brain-twitching guy, just fart!"

Seeing this scene, Zhu Weiyu couldn't help sighing silently: "Oh, did this guy eat and eat before he died, and his head was ruined? This is simply asking for his own death."

But what Zhu Weiyu didn't know was that the cause of this guy's death was none other than alcoholism.

The old cow's blood-red eyes stared at the guy, and with a strong wave of the fork in his hand, the latter was picked up.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" The old cow walked to the side with the prey in his hand, seemed to remember something, turned his head and said to the people in the line: "Line up!" The line becomes a straight line, and if you measure it with a ruler you won't be more than a few centimeters off.

The old cow walked to the side of the team, and at this time the horse face also appeared. He looked at the fat man on the old cow's fork with some confusion and said, "Didn't the judge say that the law should be enforced in a civilized manner? Why did you insert another one?"

"Hmph, this guy attacks the law enforcement officers. You can't blame others if you want to die! Look, they all saw it!" A group of ghosts who responded to Lao Niu nodded frantically.

Ma Mian suddenly became excited, and his mouth was full of saliva: "Really, then you can't blame others, let's go, the oil pan has been set up, do you want to change the flavor to barbecue in Huohai this time?"

"Hmm... that's a good idea."

The old cow and the horse face gradually walked away, and people consciously ignored the wailing fat man.Shocking law enforcement officers is simply asking for death... Well, well, everyone is dead.

But no matter what, if you want to reincarnate and go to fight with the bull's head and horse face, this is simply a monkey's demeanor.It's a pity that the fat man is not Sun Dasheng, his departure did not cause any disturbance, Zhu Weiyu and others lined up quietly, and the strange voice gradually reached his ears.

"Aisle No. [-]!"

"Don't!!! Don't!!!"

"Come here, take it away!!!"

After a while, the voice came again: "Well, yes, the kid knows the rules, channel one!"

"Hey, thank you sir, thank you sir!" Looking from a distance, the black and white Wuchang on duty seemed to have taken something away.

The passage of time seemed to be meaningless, and the unchanging scenery around made Zhu Weiyu lose the concept of time. After an unknown amount of time, Zhu Weiyu finally came to the gate of hell.

"Name!" The tongue was dragged to the ground, and Hei Wuchang's eyes didn't even look at Zhu Weiyu, but just stared at the...computer in front of him?What the hell!How could there be computers in the underworld! !
"Zhu Weiyu!" The name was reported, but Zhu Weiyu was still scanning the content on the computer screen, someone's curiosity surpassed the fear of death.

"Zhu Weiyu? Age?" Hei Wuchang showed Zhu Weiyu his proficient input method in less than a second, and then continued to ask.

"Uh, 22."

"Hmm...the cause of death?"

"...Did you die by flying?" Zhu Weiyu reported the cause of death with some hesitation.Hei Wuchang, who was looking at the computer, couldn't help but look up at Zhu Weiyu, and Bai Wuchang, who was playing a mobile game beside him, also glanced at a certain person with a flushed face.

"Ah... the youths of today." Hei Wuchang first sighed and then asked Zhu Weiyu curiously, "It is said that last time the hell branch in Brazil accepted a person who died 42 times in one night, how many times have you?"

"Um...three times."

"What? Three times! Three times and you're dead!!! Oh...the boy now! His health is failing! I miss us back then..."

Seeing that Hei Wuchang fell into memory, Bai Wuchang couldn't help coughing: "Ahem!!"

"Well, I'm distracted, I'll take a look... Alright, I'm done registering. Let me take a look, channel 0, you go." Hei Wuchang waved his hand casually, pointing to the small passage beside it, where there is a small passage on the side. Compared with the passages 1 to 6, it is extremely deserted, and no ghost has taken that road.

Bai Wuchang continued to recover his state, holding the phone like an old monk in meditation, and never looked up again.There is no way, there are only two of them, and they work in two shifts for more than twelve hours a day. There is no law of the underworld to protect their rights and interests, so they can only hurry up and rest.

"Doesn't that need to go to trial?"

"Judgment? How else do you want to judge? Do you think that the judges are all free? I used to be busy setting up ten Yama kings! Fortunately, now that I have a networked computer, I can judge with just one click. By the way, you are a dead ghost. Get reincarnated or not? Hurry up and get out!" Bai Wuchang was a little annoyed, and his attitude seemed very bad, but these were obviously not within the scope of Zhu Weiyu's concern, and after hearing his explanation, he hurriedly walked into the No. 0 passage.

Zhu Weiyu's figure disappeared in passageway zero, and the next ghost stood in front of Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang, but the two ghost gatekeepers did not continue their work.

"Old Bai... What channel number did I just mention?" Hei Wuchang looked bitter, and turned his head more than ninety degrees to look at Bai Wuchang, who was sitting a bit back. With his long tongue, If it appears in the real world, it is guaranteed to scare everyone.

Bai Wuchang was still focusing on his mobile game, and replied without raising his head: "Channel 0, you forgot? Wait, channel 0?"

Bai Wuchang's face suddenly became extremely pale, and he didn't care about playing the mobile game. He raised his head to look at Hei Wuchang, his eyes filled with panic.

"I'm super! This damn computer has a system problem again! Last time Nima sent a guy to the Sui Dynasty, and it turned out to be a mess. Later, he sent a guy to the anime world and opened countless harem. This also Forget it, these can still be captured, and now they are sent to channel 0!!" Hei Wuchang suddenly became furious, broke the monitor with a punch, and scared the ghost behind back three steps.

Bai Wuchang seemed to be used to it. He skillfully took out a monitor and reconnected it to the host, and then turned on the power button: "No way, the domestic computer system is like this. Although there are no viruses, there are many loopholes. How about we I beg the people above to take over Qiao Bushi from the Hell Branch of Country M?"

"Excuse me! I have applied for it long ago, but the people above actually replied that the funds are not enough, I am over!"

Hei Wuchang once again smashed a monitor with a punch, and Bai Wuchang took out a new one as usual, but there was a complaint in his heart: "Bastard, if you didn't keep breaking the monitors, people would think that the funds are not enough!!"

"Then the computer displayed channel zero just now?"

"That's right! Otherwise, why would I let him go to passage zero?"

"Oh, then there is nothing we can do. After all, we are following the procedures, Old Hei, so that's it, we didn't do anything wrong." Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang who had calmed down a bit, and silently lowered his head to continue playing with his phone .

"Oh, there's no other way."

The team continued to move around. If Hei Wuchang had mind-reading skills, the fist that could break the monitor would definitely land on Bai Wuchang's face: "Hey, it's not me who made a mistake anyway, and it's not me who deducted money, hey~hey ~hey~hey~”

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Channels 1 to 6 naturally correspond to the way of heaven, the way of Asura, the way of humanity, the way of animals, the way of hungry ghosts, and the way of hell.

So, where does channel 0 lead to?

(End of this chapter)