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Chapter 141 Playing mouth to mouth? (Second watch for first order)
How do three people sleep?

This is indeed a question to think about.

But in Bai Ziling's view, this problem is not a problem at all.She stopped exhaling and said, "I want to sleep in the middle, I want to sleep in the middle..."

Regardless of whether Bai Ziyu and Yun Wuyou agreed to her request, Bai Ziling nimbly slipped into the middle of the bed.

This bed is very big, Bai Ziling is lying in the middle, and the distance between her and Yun Wuyou can sleep another Bai Ziyu.

Bai Ziyu and Bai Ziling had no choice but to secretly rolled his eyes, and asked Yun Wuyou again: "Are you going to sleep inside? Otherwise, it's convenient for Xiao Lingling to get up in the middle of the night, I'm afraid she might touch your wound."

"En." Yun Wuyou nodded without the slightest hesitation.In the Great Zhou Dynasty, men were not allowed to turn over women.And when people sleep at night, it is inevitable that they will not get up to go to the bathroom. If a man sleeps in the bed, he must roll over the woman when he gets up in the middle of the night. You can pass over a man and get out of bed, which is the same thing as men can't penetrate women's crotch nowadays.Of course, in the Great Zhou Dynasty where women were superior to men, men slept outside because it was more convenient to serve their wives who wanted to drink water and go to the toilet at night, and not to disturb their wives when they got up to work in the morning.

With Yun Wuyou's consent, Bai Ziyu, who knew the bad habits of the Great Zhou Dynasty, quickly dragged Bai Ziling to his side, and said, "Don't make trouble, let your sister-in-law in first."

With his head resting on Bai Ziyu's lap, Bai Ziling said to Yun Wuyou, who supported his body with both hands and moved into the bed, "Sister-in-law, would you like Lingling to help you?"

The next moment, as if answering Bai Ziling, Yun Wuyou easily propped himself up with the strength of his hands, and moved back into the bed steadily.

"Lie down well, don't move around." Bai Ziyu pushed his sister into the middle of the bed, and then got out of bed to blow out the lamp.

The room suddenly darkened, and Bai Ziyu hurried back to the bed.

Before he went to bed, Bai Ziling complained.

"Brother, why did you turn off the light?"

"How can you sleep with the lights on! Go in, don't rely on me..."

"But didn't I just say that I still don't want to sleep? I really don't want to sleep at all now, bro, turn on the light, let's play!"

"Be honest, if you make trouble again, I will throw you out and let you cry outside all night."

"Ah! ... Oh, well bro."

The room was completely quiet, but the three people on the bed did not feel sleepy at all.

In the dark night, Bai Ziling opened his big eyes and looked at his brother, who was facing away from him, and then at Yun Wuyou who was lying on his back, and suddenly said, "Sister-in-law, do you want to wait until Linlin is asleep before going to sleep with me?" Brother mouth to mouth to play together?"

There was a sound on the ground, and Bai Ziyu and Yun Wuyou, who were itching in their hearts, both turned their faces in astonishment at the same time, and turned their heads to look in the middle.

Indistinctly, Bai Ziyu saw the outline of his sister in the darkness, and quickly reached out to cover her mouth that seemed to be about to speak again.

Bringing the distance closer to each other, Bai Ziyu approached his sister and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Who taught you this?"

Bai Ziling immediately released Bai Ziyu's bondage, and said softly, "I'm not talking nonsense, every time I go to sleep with my mother and father, they always secretly play mouth to mouth together behind my back, hehe , Once they made too much noise and I got angry, so I woke up and asked them why they didn't play with me... Brother, tell me, are you and your sister-in-law going to carry me on your back (back four times), and then you Play?"

Bai Ziyu's mother is only 36 years old, and her biological father is only 32 years old, so Bai Ziyu understands their physical needs very well.

But, this is for children, what can the two of them do?
After all, they are his parents for the rest of his life, so Bai Ziyu was extremely embarrassed to hear his sister say these words in front of Yun Wuyou.

Coughing dryly, Bai Ziyu could only bite the bullet and ask, "Why do you think that brother and your sister-in-law will... play with you behind their backs?"

With his mouth shut, Bai Ziling said angrily, "Father, he told me that this kind of game can only be played by husband and wife. Brother, you and sister-in-law are husband and wife. Of course you will play behind my back... and, moreover, you will You won't be like your mother and won't sleep with me in the future?"

It is estimated that Bai Ziyu's old lady feels that she has lost all face in front of Bai Ziling, so she dare not let Bai Ziling come to sleep in their husband and wife's bed in the future. Of course, it may be that Bai Ziling is old and should be alone sleep.

"You're a kid, mother, why don't you sleep with you because of this? Is it because you have grown up and you have to learn to sleep alone, don't always cry and be lazy to let others stay by your side. Okay Come on, stop thinking about it, and sleep well!" Afraid that Bai Ziling would say something ridiculous again, Bai Ziyu hurriedly put her to sleep.

It's a pity that Bai Ziling's mental state was really good tonight, and he didn't live up to Bai Ziyu's expectations.

Bai Ziyu couldn't even match the strength of a seven-year-old girl, so Bai Ziling hugged her back.

"No, I don't want to sleep, I want to chat with my brother."

Bai Ziyu tried to struggle with some strength, but found that he couldn't break free from Bai Ziling's shackles, and secretly groaned in his heart.Afraid of hurting Bai Ziling with all his strength, Bai Ziyu could only rely on the power of words to regain his self-esteem.

Just about to say something tough, but afraid of arousing Bai Ziling's rebellious psychology, Bai Ziyu had no choice but to change his words and said, "Okay, let go of brother, brother will tell you a little story, and then you can sleep peacefully."

"Story? Brother, you want to tell me a story? What story?" Bai Ziling was immediately attracted, and the strength that bound Bai Ziyu loosened.

"You let go first, and then I will tell you."

"Brother, you won't play tricks again, will you?"

"No, I won't play tricks this time, but you must listen to me and go to bed immediately after hearing this story, understand?"

"Oh, good brother."

"That lady, are you still asleep? Let me tell you a story first, okay?"

"Well, sir, tell me, and sister Ziling and I will listen together."

Although Yun Wuyou who was on the side couldn't see the scene of Bai Ziyu and Bai Ziling's playfulness clearly, but at this moment, he felt very warm in his heart, and at the same time, more than half of his weird emotions had disappeared.

With his ears pricked up, Yun Wuyou waited patiently for Bai Ziyu to tell a story.

Bai Ziyu, who was freed, cursed the injustice of God in his heart, which made him, a 16-year-old boy, lose in strength to a seven-year-old girl.

Fortunately, Bai Ziyu had won the essence of Ah Q's spirit, and comforted himself that it was just the women in this world who cheated by relying on profound energy. If it was purely a competition of strength, Bai Ziyu would not believe that he would lose to Bai Ziling.

"Brother, speak quickly."

"What's the hurry, don't I want to brew it up?...It's almost there,..."

Collecting the stories in his mind, Bai Ziyu thought to himself: "I can't tell too good a story. If I want to tell a story that will make children sleepy but not make Wuyou feel bored, which one should I use? "The Ugly Duckling"? This It seems quite interesting. "The Frog Prince"? I guess my sister likes it too. Then..."

The poor people he met when he returned to Beijing this time flashed in his mind, and Bai Ziyu blurted out: "Yes, it's you..."

"Miss and Xiao Lingling, my story is very interesting and meaningful, you have to listen carefully..."

"Many years ago, there lived a prince who spent all her money in order to dress beautifully. She cared neither for her armies nor for going to the theatre, nor for traveling in a chariot. — unless it's to show off her new clothes, every time she..."

Before Bai Ziyu could read the modified version of "The Emperor's New Clothes", Bai Ziling was really unhappy, and interjected, "Brother, your story is so strange, why doesn't she like going to the theater or riding in a carriage instead of going to the theater?" It’s for getting dressed. Doesn’t she know that dressing is not fun at all? Bro, tell me who this prince is. I’ll go back tomorrow to find out if she’s such a fool. Fun!"

It's... well, it's really stupid.

Bai Ziyu said helplessly: "Little Lingling, this is the setting of the story, not a real person, and please don't interrupt my story, or I won't tell it."

In the darkness, Bai Ziling hesitated for a moment, and said, "But, but she is really stupid, no, brother, you can change a new story that is not stupid, I want it to be nice, otherwise I won't sleep..."

Bai Ziyu almost couldn't resist spanking Bai Ziling's little butt, but after thinking about it, forget it.

Fortunately, Bai Ziyu found a better story to tell, and said: "Okay, listen carefully, brother, you like this bag, but the ladyboys in this story are not real, so don't be too picky." It's..."

"Oh, brother, tell me."

"This is a fairy tale. It is said that a long time ago, the world was divided into Dongshengshenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanfangbuzhou, and Beijuluzhou. In the Aolai country of Dongshengshenzhou, there is a mountain of flowers and fruits. There is a fairy stone, one day the fairy stone cracked, and an egg rolled out of the stone. When the egg caught the wind, it turned into a stone monkey, and the monkey eyes shot out golden lights, worshiping in all directions.

The monkey can walk and run, and when it is thirsty, it drinks the spring water in the mountain stream, and when it is hungry, it eats some fruits from the mountain..."

In the room, Bai Ziyu narrated Journey to the West in vernacular. Now Bai Ziling didn't yell badly, but listened quietly like Yun Wuyou.

With Bai Ziyu's voice telling stories in his ears, Yun Wuyou thought to himself: "Could it be that this is what happened to your lord in the heaven? That's right, otherwise, how could the monkey that jumped out of the stone be able to fly?"

It’s okay if you don’t talk about it. Bai Ziyu didn’t stop talking about the CCTV 86 version of Journey to the West that he had watched countless times since he was a child, and he didn’t stop talking until the rooster crowed.

Really thirsty, Bai Ziyu stopped talking.

"Lang Jun, is the story gone?" Yun Wuyou asked aloud before falling asleep.

"Hush? Keep your voice down, don't wake me up. There are still stories, but I'm really thirsty and sleepy. If you like to hear it, lady, I'll tell you about it another day. I'll go drink some water first. sleep after……"

Getting out of bed gently, Bai Ziyu walked into the table with eyes adapted to the night, picked up the teacup, filled it with water and drank it.

When Bai Ziyu lay back on the bed and fell asleep, Yun Wuyou hadn't fallen asleep yet.

Although Bai Ziyu emphasized that the stories were false, Yun Wuyou always unconsciously took them seriously.

With his mind full of unimaginable stories about Journey to the West, Yun Wuyou spent this special night in insomnia.

　Thank you "Exploding Chili" for the reward, I'm so sleepy, the next chapter will be posted at 12 noon.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)