Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 91
Guan Erye is also a human being, and a man at that!

There are strange people in this era, not to mention Guan Yu is also a married woman. His boss Cao Cao not only likes other people's women, but also other people's men!Guan Yu like this is highly appreciated by him, and now Zhao Yun is not reused because he has not yet killed Cao Jun in Changbanpo under Liu Bei's command, crying for his father and mother, and once murmured that he should be like Sun Zhongmou when he has a son!I don't know how Cao Pi thought about hearing this.

But to work for Mr. Cao, a domineering president, he wants to flirt, and Wang Hou can only help him flirt, who wants to get his salary!
After seeing off Guan Yu, he put down what he was doing, and took Zhao Yun Wang Congge and two gold medalists with him. Wang Hou rushed out of the camp aggressively, and embarked on the road of robbing wives.

Thanks to Wang Hou, after a devastating war, Xiapi City is full of dilapidated scenes after the fire, the blood is smoky, the pavilions and pavilions are half-collapsed, and the courtyards of big houses on the streets The wall is also the traces of falling coals and burning, and the burned and smoked Xiapi civilians fell to the side of the road. At this time, Cao Jun, who was already frozen hard, was busy dividing the spoils, and Lu Jun, who was driven out of the city. No one to deal with the aftermath of all this.

I would rather be a dog of peace than a person in troubled times!This scene is downright vivid.

Qin Yilu's official school lieutenant, his house is not small, but it is also in a mess at this time. The gate was smashed into a hole by the huge coal lump thrown by the return gun, and there were burnt marks on the broken edge. The white courtyard wall is also black and white, just like a Dalmatians.But after arriving at this door, Wang Hou, who was angry like a bully all the way, was discouraged. He walked around the door one after another weakly with his hands behind his back. Stealing someone's wife is the first time.

Zhao Yun, who was turning straight, was dizzy, and then turned his head in uncertainty.

"Old Zhao, you said that when I go in later, I will first declare righteousness, understand it with affection, and move it with reason, and persuade Qin Yilu to give up his wife. If he doesn't want to be tied away with another rope, he should come up and directly tie a bundle of hemp rope." Take that Du family away?"

"Why do you think Guan Yu is so perverted, he just likes other people's wives!"

You have already robbed someone's wife by force, and you still know how to reason with emotion. Besides, Guan Yu is perverted, are you always perverted?And Mr. Cao Shijun ropes a small leather whip every day, and this one comes with a rope, fifty steps and a hundred steps!

Seeing Wang Hou's tangled face, his handsome face twitched heavily for a long time, Zhao Yun said speechlessly: "Since the prime minister ordered it, it is the law. My lord can enter the house and directly pick him up! Anyone who dares to resist will be killed!"

This is really unreasonable, but this is also the biggest truth in the late Han Dynasty, the fist is the truth!Hearing what he said, Wang Hou's expression turned pale, he pushed away the part that was waiting for his order, went up and kicked on the half-opened door with a bang.

"Jinyiwei is running a business! Idle people leave..., ouch, I'll go~"

Amidst a heavy muffled sound, he sat down on the ground, clutching his sprained ankle, and grinning in pain, Wang Hou yelled sadly at the dumbfounded Wuqu: "Why are you still standing there! Why don't you close the door?" Break it open!"

This lord's IQ is hopeless!Shaking his head helplessly again, the spear was turned upside down, and Zhao Yun slammed heavily at the half-covered Qin Mansion gate. With a bang, the small tip of the spear directly pierced a hole in the wooden door and got stuck behind it. In the cracks of the blocked stones, under his gaze, several steps came to him, exhaled and opened their voices together, only a bang sound was heard, a thick layer of rockery blocking the door was dug and fell to the ground, and the door was pushed again, and then The half-opened door was finally pushed open, revealing a messy small garden in the front hall.

Who would have thought that there were hundreds of catties of stone hidden behind the broken door, and the limping Wang Hou bared his teeth and entered with the help of Wang Congge. The old man ran out first, but seeing Wang Hou's "face full of ferociousness", he was so frightened that he couldn't speak for a while, but fortunately, during this moment of stupefaction, there was another pleasant and mid-spirited female voice Passed out from inside.

"This is Qin's mansion, Captain Lunan, who broke into my mansion?"

People followed, and a woman came out hurriedly from the half-collapsed front hall door.Wang Hou, who just wanted to announce his family name arrogantly, couldn't help being taken aback.

This woman is not wearing gorgeous clothes, just the most common khaki earthen cloth skirt in the Han Dynasty, her hair is simply coiled behind her head, and she doesn't wear any jewelry, but this woman's face is really beautiful and beautiful. Bai Jiu, with bright eyes and bright teeth, a pair of watery almond-shaped eyes are menacing but hides a little panic, his delicate little nose is trembling slightly with tension, and his small cherry mouth is sternly asking himself.

Besides, Wang Hou had the impression that she was a mature woman in her 40s and [-]s, but in fact, this girl was definitely in her early twenties, and she might not even have graduated from college in future generations.

This girl's appearance is definitely a standard Internet celebrity face in later generations, and there was no plastic surgery and makeup at the end of the Han Dynasty. Pure natural Internet celebrity beauties are even more precious. No wonder Guan Erye can't forget it after seeing him.

However, Wang Hou has seen big scenes before. He has seen pigs run before eating pork. He has seen many celebrities and Internet celebrities on the Internet. Even on weekdays, he has seen her so beautiful. Just come back to God.Taking advantage of the pain in his ankle and grinning his teeth, Wang Hou purposely turned his face to pull the old man, and shouted in a gloomy voice.

"I am Cao Wanghou, a member of the prime minister's mansion. Your husband, Qin Yilu, was a thief from Lu. He committed a heinous crime. I was ordered by the prime minister to search your mansion! If you know the truth, follow me obediently, otherwise I will take you down with an order. Don't blame me for being cruel when you suffer from this rope bondage!"

I thought how much resistance I had to encounter!With his shoulders crooked and his head dangling, Wang Hou deliberately put on a vicious look, and dangled the hemp rope in his hand. He almost put a dog skin plaster on his temple to show his identity as a villain!
Who knew that after hearing his words, Qin Yilu's wife, Du Shi, was only silent for a moment, and immediately bowed calmly again.

"Are you allowed to bring your own son Qin Lang with you?"

This is a huge bargain, stealing a wife and bringing a son directly!Anyway, Guan Yu didn't say no, Wang Hou, who was stunned by this easy response, simply waved his hand impatiently after realizing it, "Go, go!"

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It is really a characteristic of this era. If in later generations, Bao Ma, who was only in her twenties, saw a large group of people coming to snatch her, she would be scared to be silly. , went back to her boudoir, packed a small burden quietly, then hugged a little boy who was only four or five years old, followed Wang Hou's steps silently and left the mansion.

Even if Wang Hou arrived in time, Qin Yilu was not in the mansion at this time, and Yuan Shu, who was sent as an envoy, was detained. He reserved his opinion on Wang Hou's expropriation of his wife, but the Qin manor behind him wanted to chase him, but he just looked at Wang Hou. The guy held by hundreds of soldiers did not dare to speak after all, and he stopped talking a few times. In the end, he could only watch Wang Houjun retreat, and then asked someone to block the gate.

Along the way, Mrs. Du didn't ask where she was going to take her, nor did she ask about her arrangements. She held the child in silence as if it was none of her business, and was so indifferent that even Wang Hou himself felt weird. Say something, but don't know how to say it, you can't say that I will help you find a new husband, so you can feel at ease with him, right?It was so weird to go back to the rear army barracks stationed near the Baimen Tower.

He found a random tent to settle Du Shi down. Wang Hou, who had done something immoral, felt uneasy, so he quickly sent someone to inform Guan Yu to take him away.

However, the incident was so changeable, Wang Congge was sent to deliver the letter at one end, and Xu Chu at the other end actually came to the door. Hearing Zhao Yun's report, Wang Hou was so panicked that he limped and rushed out to meet him.

"I met General Xu, General Xu came to the door, I don't know, but what orders does the Prime Minister have?"

The last time Xu Chu and Zhao Yun competed in martial arts, he missed a move and was knocked off the horse with a spear. However, before Zhao Yun left, he sold Wang Hou and told Xu Chu that his victory was not because of his superior martial arts, but because of his superiority in martial arts. It all depends on the work of Wang's saddle.

Good guy, it's really thick-skinned to be able to get along with others in this era. Xu Chulen, who got the news, blackmailed Wang Hou for more than 100 Takahashi saddles with double stirrups in the name of comforting his wounded soul. Even the iron belt almost knocked Wang Hou out of business.

But because of this, the two formed a little personal friendship. When they met Wang Hou, Xu Chu, who was known as a tiger idiot, was quite polite. He didn't pass on the decree domineeringly. Next to the tent, then lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.

"Tuqiu, you just heard the words of Guan Yu, Liu Bei's subordinate, and brought back Qin Yilu's wife?"

"Oh! But there is this matter. I have already sent someone to inform Guan Yu that he is here to lead someone. I will definitely let him know that it is the Prime Minister's kindness..."

Helping the prime minister flirt with a man is a deserving achievement!Full of excitement, Wang Hou was halfway through his performance, when Xu Chu's next words almost made him vomit blood.

"Prime Minister ordered you to bring Mrs. Du to the Prime Minister as soon as possible, and the Prime Minister will take a look at it in person!"

"what???"

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Full of sorrow, Wang Hou pulled his old face like a bitter melon, and invited the calm and indifferent Du Shi with a cub out of the tent, and also gave up his carriage, let her mother and daughter sit in it, Then he dragged them to the city.

These days, it’s the fist that has the final say. Cao Cao wiped out his brother Lu’s people in the society, and even occupied his nest. He directly used the Xuzhou Mufu Mansion as his temporary residence. When Wang Hou came in, Mr. Cao was in full swing. Waving the Yitian sword in the backyard, he was so perfect in killing chicken swordsmanship, Wang Hou couldn't taste the exquisiteness of his swordsmanship for a while, but the flowers and trees in Lu Bu's garden crackled and dropped a lot of branches. Today, the kitchen doesn't have to go out to collect firewood.

"Prime Minister, Wang Lingguan has brought Du Concubine here!"

At the gate of the garden, Xu Chu clasped his fists and yelled in a low voice. Mr. Cao didn't like swords anymore, so he stuck the Yitian on the ground with a buzz, and hurried over with his sleeves shaken.

Then Cao Cao showed Wang Hou how simple love in the late Han Dynasty was!
"The next official pays homage to the prime minister!"

This Wang Hou habitually clasped his fists and made a bow, but this time Mr. Cao ignored him at all, his eyes fell on Du Shi who came after him, watching her put down Qin Lang Yingying and bowed down, and surrounded her After turning around three times, the number one wife in the Three Kingdoms just flicked his sleeves.

"I accept you as my concubine. Since your son is my adopted son, Cao Cheng, take Mrs. Du to the back house and arrange a room for her. Tonight, I will spend the night with her!"

Then Wang Hou was stunned, this Du Shi also seemed to be going to sleep tonight, he held up the corner of his skirt and squatted indifferently, then took Qin Lang's little hand, followed the housekeeper of Cao's house, and went to the backyard up.

This time Wang Hou was forced, seeing that the contented Cao Cao ignored him again, walking like a penguin like picking up gold ingots, strolling away to Yitianjian with a peach blossom face, Wang Hou rushed in very sadly. He clasped his fist heavily behind him.

"Prime Minister! Didn't you promise to give this Du family to Guan Yu, the general of Liu Bei's army? Your subordinate has already informed Guan Yu to come to lead him. How do you ask your subordinate to explain to General Guan?"

Listening to Wang Hou's anxious yelling, Mr. Cao, who had always regarded him as nothing, finally turned around. However, he showed a completely different side from history, not at all like "love" Guan Gong in the romance "Love" looked like he was dying, full of indifference, Cao Cao flicked his sleeves contemptuously.

"The general of the poor army has not accomplished an inch, and he is worthy of asking for this and that from the truth! Don't pay attention to him!"

"Forehead……"

He was revered as a despicable saint by later generations, but a saint is also a human being!Cao Cao will also get carried away, and he also has weaknesses!Just like the battle of Wancheng, which had already been won, but because of greed for Zhang Xiu's aunt Fan's momentary beauty, he was overthrown, not to mention his eldest son Cao Ang, nephew Cao Anmin, fierce general Dian Wei, and thousands of troops. , but broke his old enemy Lu Bu and took Xuzhou. At this time, Cao Cao obviously lost his mind again.

I don’t play tricks anymore, my face is a peach blossom, my steps are frivolous, I almost hummed a little song and danced, Cao Cao left Wang Hou again, and strolled comfortably to the back house, probably preparing for the romance of tonight’s date went.

Watching Cao Cao disappear from sight with bitter mouth, Wang Hou finally shook his head helplessly, turned and walked out.

The villain's wives meet the grown-up wives!
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While walking out of Cao Cao's temporary walk with a frowning face, Wang Hou was still thinking hard about how to explain to Guan Yu, but he was really afraid of what would happen. The red face appeared directly from the side of the road.

"Guan pays his respects to Wang Lingguan!"

As soon as his feet gave way, Wang Hou simply fell off the horse, and his buttocks hit the hard stone road, almost cracking his buttocks, and he grinned again in pain.

If Guan Yu is not good at being a human being, seeing Wang Hou being helped up from the ground helplessly by Zhao Yun, without even saying a word of greeting, he eagerly brought the bearded old face to him again, and clasped his fists eagerly to pray.

"The commander ordered someone to find Guan to lead him. It happened that the commander was going to the Prime Minister's Mansion on business. Guan has been waiting here for a long time. Please lead the way!"

"Forehead……"

Seeing the eagerness on Guan Yu's face, even his eyes were bright, Wang Hou was forced again.

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"Is it here?"

He was led by Wang Hou to the prisoner-of-war camp, looked at the tent in front of him, and while talking, Guan Yu had already lifted the curtain of the tent impatiently, but when he looked inside, Guan Yu couldn't help being stunned.

There is indeed a woman in it, and she is indeed glamorous and charming, even a little more feminine than Du Shi, but there is only one problem, she is not Du Shi!
Mrs. Ren, Diao Chan, the legendary four beauties!

Full of surprise and anger, Guan Yu turned his head suddenly with red eyes, and glared at Wang Hou. At this glance, Wang Hou was sweating down his back and fisted helplessly.

"Well, the prime minister is curious about Mrs. Du, the next official brought him back, he was recruited into the mansion, and then he hit it off with Mrs. Du, so he stayed for a few days to reminisce about the old days!"

"That! Mrs. Ren! Lu Bu's concubine! The same fame spread far and wide, and the prime minister specially bestowed this daughter on the general to compensate him!"

Seeing that Guan Yu was still unmoved, still staring at him with a murderous look, Wang Hou could only vomit bitterness.

"General Guan, there is nothing I can do about it! If I want to deceive you, why should I send someone to find you and lead them?"

As a subordinate, Wang Hou's move is really unqualified, because he attributed the fault to the leader Cao Cao, and did not bear it himself, but the effect is still good. Although Guan Yu is arrogant and can't be a man, he still has this IQ. But he still didn't understand Wang Hou's painstaking efforts, he just clasped his fists with a cold snort of extreme reluctance, and then violently tugged at Mrs. Ren's sleeve, tugging on the calm, even slightly contemptuous third king of the Three Kingdoms. A beautiful woman came out of the tent angrily.

Watching the two go away, Wang Hou couldn't help but let out a foul breath. It can be said that both problems were solved, although they were not solved satisfactorily.Turning his head to look at Zhao Yun who watched Guan Yu leave with disdain on his face, Wang Hou hummed weakly.

"Come on, go home!"

But as soon as he took a step back, the twisted ankle from kicking on the rock became weak again, and with a whimper, Wang Hou came to the bottom of the sea for the third time.

"Ouch!!!"

(End of this chapter)