Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 7 Reversal! Wang Hao's exaggerated group
People are playing big swords in front of Guan Gong! Wang Hou is called Lu Bu in front of pretending to be a big brother! Not to mention the leaders of the Xuzhou gang on the opposite side, even if Cao Hongjie, who is not afraid of anything, is green in the face, the momentum on the spot is on the verge of breaking out!
Is Wang Hou afraid?Can you not be afraid!His calves were weak, but fortunately he made himself a cloth stirrup so that he would not fall off. Brother Lu's high head and murderous eyes really sent chills down his spine.

However, he still has to pretend this fork, just like Li Wei is an official. Now he pretends to be an imperial envoy, so he has to have the courage of an imperial envoy, or who will take you as a dish?At that time, if he can't complete the mission of Prime Minister Cao that he hasn't figured out until now, won't he have to lose his head when he goes back?

Fortunately, in the society, when I, brother Lu, reached out to touch the knife, another brash guy in the Xuzhou Department didn't know if it was Wei Xu or Song Xian, pointing at Wang Hou's nose and yelling.

"Straight mother thief! What are you? Are you worthy of my general worshiping you?"

Wang Hou is still waiting for this sentence! The steps are ahead, and before Wei Xu nor Song Xian's voice falls, he is already standing upright with righteous words.

"Ask ~ good!!!"

What's the matter?A group of Xuzhou officials were once again stunned by his lack of thinking. The two old men in the back probably had a bad heart, and they were all panting there. Only the little girl's face was full of vigilance. A month ago, Wang Hou said that the Qingzhou soldiers under her boss Cao Cao had almost turned back out of surprise. She knew that this guy was very deceptive.

Sure enough, with a sudden slap on his chest, Wang Hou started his performance with passion again, and there was a big reversal in excitement.

"A nameless soldier from a certain family is penniless. In terms of status, I am not even worthy to lead a horse and carry shoes for General Lu! How can I have the right to let General Lu worship me? And who is General Lu? Great loyal minister! Great loyal minister of the court! Loyal man, Slaying the traitor Dong Zhuo with his hands, he helped the court get rid of this confidant trouble! Great hero!"

I was so excited when I said it, and in the eyes of those Xuzhou officials, Wang Hou's voice became more and more high-pitched. His feelings almost caught up with the abduction uncle Benshan, who was holding his fists heavily at the West like a psychopath .

"But a certain family is now the governor of Xuzhou on behalf of the emperor! What he holds is the emperor's scepter! General Lu's worship of me is not to meet my lord, but to the emperor from a distance! Although my lord is humble, I dare not break it In the name of Lord Lu's loyalty, Wang is so bold that even if he dies, the general will not enter the city unless he worships him!"

Loyal minister of Lu Bu?It is estimated that Ding Yuan, Dong Zhuo, and Liu Dai in the underground should laugh their ass off, but Lu Bu really didn't have this self-consciousness. Wang Hou's praise, he praised his deeds of killing his wild father Dong Zhuo to the sky, flattering Lu Bu, the fierce horse, was so comfortable that he was about to have fun. The murderous eyes just now were soft as if he was optimistic about his friends. During Wang Hou's passionate speech, Lu Bu actually laughed and got off the horse. , the leader gave a heavy obeisance to Wang Hou.

"Master Angel reminds me! A certain family has been in the wild land of Xiliang for a long time, and they forgot to respect the etiquette of the emperor. It is really a crime. Xuzhou Mu, Wen Hou Lu Bu, long live, long live, long live, long live, Your Majesty!"

This is all right?It was so inconceivable that the little girl's big bright eyes almost popped out.

The bosses all dismounted to pay their respects, so we had no choice but to dismount together!In the clattering sound, dozens of Xuzhou officials and generals got off their horses one after another, followed by Lu Bu and bowed heavily, and Wei Xu, who just clamored what you were, was not Song Xian, who was also wagging his tail and smiling at the moment Hee hee followed and paid their respects.

Among this group of people, the civil servant next to Lu Bu who owed 800 taels had no choice but to get off his horse and bowed, but his expression was even uglier, as if it was stretched to become like someone owed him 200 taels. And two positions behind, another young Xuzhou civil servant in his early 26s, clasped his fists and looked at Wang Hou, but couldn't help showing a trace of funny kindness on his face.

Although he didn't kneel down, but to achieve this level, he has reached the goal of Wang Hou's plan. Let Lu Bu worship him. It is estimated that this wave of operations is enough for him to brag about for a lifetime!With a smile all over his face, he repeatedly supported him upwards: "His Majesty Wenhou's loyalty must be very pleased, everyone, please stand up! Everyone, please rise up!"

"Hmph! Flatterer!"

Seeing his embarrassing appearance, Xiao Niangpao couldn't help but rolled her eyes angrily behind her back, but the surprise was not over yet, she seemed to be comfortable being photographed, and after straightening up, Lu Bu actually took the reins of the horse for Wang Hou himself. Walking back naturally, he yelled loudly at the same time.

"What are you still doing, why don't you welcome the angels into the city!"

What a dog leg, he bared his teeth just now, but when he turned his head, Wei Xu and Song Xian immediately nodded and bowed to lead the way.

"Angels please! Angels please!"

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The history of Xiapi City is long enough. Just Zou Ji in the high school text "Zou Ji satirizes King Najian of Qi", he was originally conferred the title of Xiapi Chenghou and built the city here. After hundreds of years in the Warring States Period and Han Dynasty, however, In Lu Bu's hands, this ancient city of nearly a thousand years was completely ruined.

Ordinary people in the city have almost disappeared. Those who wander around in the streets are either the Liangzhou Army under Lu Bu’s command or the family members of the generals, or the craftsmen, women, and servants they captured. Anyway, they don’t live normally. Let these uninvited guests make a mess, and there is a particularly strong smell of livestock in the air.

Can it not stink?A tributary of the Huaihe River passes through the city. It was originally a good place for Chinese people and poets in Xiapi City to recite poems and write poems. Now it has become a horse barn for the Bingzhou Army. Horse manure flows along half of the city along the river. .

The antique Qi style wooden buildings in the city also collapsed in the east and west due to lack of maintenance. Many houses have lost a single tile on the roof. The entire city is built like a horse pen.

However, Wang Hou himself admired his own attainments in thick and black studies. Such a dirty and messy place looks like a broken ground by the Ganges River in later generations. He was stunned to shake his head there without blushing and heartbeat, and praised "sincerely".

"General Lu deserves to be the four beams and eight buildings of the imperial court. Look at this Xuzhou, under the rule of the general, the army is strong and the people are strong. The important task of calming the world in the future must be the general! Wang is deeply impressed!"

What Wang Hou said couldn't be more false, but people are really simple these days, otherwise why is Guo Tuhun, who is good at flattering people, the most popular under Yuan Shao's command?

The vernacular of Wang Hou, who was born in Kua Kua Qun, made the little girl feel so disgusted that she was about to vomit, but Lu Bu actually accepted all the orders. While holding the horse's rein, the world's number one fierce general turned around with a kind smile and nodded. .

"Angel's praise! Lu is a rough person. He doesn't know anything about governing the country, farming and reclaiming land. But when it comes to commanding the army, Lu is the second. No one in the world dares to be the number one!"

"Nowadays the world is in chaos, and it is necessary for warriors like the general to put down those who deceive the world and steal their names! The spirit of the general is soaring into the sky! Wang admires it!"

Riding on the horse, Wang Hou cheerfully clasped his fists, his old face, which had become closer to the protagonist's face, looked like it had been smeared with honey, and the corners of Lu Bu's mouth widened when he flattered him.

Lu Bu, who runs across the world, once forced Boss Cao to lose all his bases, and almost went to Yuan Shu in despair. The ruthless man was easily fooled by such an insignificant person like Wang Hou, and he was as happy as a big fool. It seems exaggerated In fact, it is not an exaggeration, there is no way that Lu Bu is born with a soft-hearted character.

When Dong Zhuo lured him to betray Ding Yuan, he sent Li Su to say good things, and then Lu Bu chopped off his adoptive father Ding Yuan, and dedicated his head to Dong Zhuo, the new father.

Then it was Wang Yun who made his debut again. He invited Lv Bu to a banquet many times, and he also actively said good things! First of all, he established a good relationship with Lv Sanxing.There was this foreshadowing first, and then there was the scene where Lu Bu had an affair with Diao Chan, who was originally Dong Zhuo's concubine, and was afraid of being killed, and Tong Wang Yun killed Dong Zhuo.

Then there was Lu Bu's curtain call battle at Xiapi. Chen Gong suggested that Lu Bu lead his cavalry to station outside the city. He led the infantry to defend the city. As soon as possible, the army had to retreat, but this suggestion has not yet been implemented. It is estimated that Diao Chan persuaded Chen Gong again, fearing that he would rebel against the city. Lu Bu believed it again, rejected Chen Gong's suggestion, and gave up all the positions outside the city. Cao Cao staged a good show of flooding Xiapi City.

Of course, even if you can coax Lv Bu into a happy mood, it’s really useless. Don’t say how Ding Yuan Dong Zhuo treats Lv Bu, just talk about Liu Bei. With respect, please invite Liu Bei to drink in the account, and let all his wives and concubines come out to pay respects to Liu Bei, and then Liu Bei will let him live in Xiaopei, which he has been with, so that he has a chance to make a comeback.

How is the result?Yuan Shu promised to give Lv Bu food and grass, but Lv Bu turned his back on it, occupying all Liu Bei's back road territory that was in a fierce battle with Yuan Shu, and captured Liu Bei's family. This guy is just like Kong Jie said about Li Yunlong in "Bright Sword". Dog-faced ones, if you say you turn your face, you will turn your face, and you will never be familiar with it.

Of course, this danger is due to getting along with Lu Bu for a long time. Anyway, Wang Hou has neither the need nor the strength to subdue him. In a short period of time, as long as he flatters me, brother Lu, in the society, it will be fine without being turned on his face and chopped off!
As soon as he came out with food to save his life, and then revealed the news of Ping'e County to complete Boss Cao's hidden mission, he could pat his ass and run away. As for what kind of chemical effect it would cause in Xuzhou, he, Wang Hou, had no control.

Just like that, when we arrived at Wenhou Lu's Mansion in the center of the city, if it weren't for the persuasion of the stiff-faced scribe Chen Gong who owed 200 taels, Lu Bu, who was acting as a temporary groom, would have almost sworn sworn marriage with Wang Hou. .

Under such circumstances, Wang Hou’s most worrying fraud did not happen. He stood at the gate of Wenhou Mansion and read out the fake imperial decree prepared by him and Xiao Niangpao. He was immediately ordered by Lu Bu to clean it up. Without even looking at it, Wang Hou heaved a sigh of relief.

The first step of this life-saving and fooling plan was completed by him!
Just as he was in a trance, Lu Wenhou had already pulled his sleeves, and walked towards the mansion with his old face flushed with excitement, shouting cheerfully at the inner house while walking.

"Come here, set up a banquet and serve wine!"

(End of this chapter)