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Chapter 665 Tiger Crazy Xu Chu!Tiger Beep Wang?

Chapter 665 Tiger Crazy Xu Chu!Tiger Beep Wang?
Now Wang Hou wishes his ears were as long as a donkey's!
Cao Cao is really big-hearted, the two armies are facing each other, and in front of 23 people, old friends will be reunited!On the lush green grass beach beside the Wei River, he and Han Sui, an old classmate, set up a banquet just like Yuan Shao did in the Battle of Guandu, with a stir-fried river prawn and a piece of melon sliced ​​egg to go with the wine. What a pity There is no peanuts in this era, otherwise the taste of small wine will be gone.

What the two of them were talking about was not about any major military affairs, but about the past in Luoyang, the capital, or in other words, the dirty stuff back then was almost the same!Just like now, Han Sui's bearded man is smiling all over his face, shaking his wine glass while talking full of memories.

"Yeah! It's been 22 years in a flash. I think how brisk and freehand it was when I followed Brother Yuan to the capital! I still remember that when you were drunk and drinking in the red building, you fell in love with the dancer who played the piano and danced softly. Holding someone's hand to molest him, it turns out that the drunken red building is the property of the eunuch Han Li, and you were beaten by those eunuch's minions... It was Brother Yuan who led the next few brothers, so that's why A Hidden and snatched it back."

"But Ah, you are really charming. That charming singer finally abandoned the Chang family and eloped with you!"

Absolute black material!Mr. Cao went to the health care department, molested the lady, and was beaten up by the bodyguards watching the scene!Smelling the aroma of wine and listening to the two talking about the past, Wang Houzhen's eyes lit up.

But having said that, although Cao Cao is an old and unscrupulous wife-controller, he is still looking for little girls in his fifties and sixties. Recently, he spent gold to redeem Cai Wenji, the daughter of Cai Yong who was married to King Zuoxian of the Huns. Zhong Lang recruited Dong Si, the old man's daughter, into the palace to "reminisce about the past" when he had nothing to do, but in a certain sense, old man Cao is also a dedicated person!
Today's prime minister's wife, Mrs. Bian, is the singer who eloped with Cao Cao back then!Moreover, Cao Cao and her had a total of four sons, Cao Pi, the mosquito emperor, Cao Zhang, the third young master who was hanging around Wang Hou, Cao Zhi, the king of Chen Si, and Cao Xiong, the king of Xiaohuai. Cao Cao's joint burial in Gaoling shows Mr. Cao's nostalgia and dedication.

This old scumbag Cao, who had been exposed by Han Sui and was half drunk from drinking, suddenly became furious, bared his teeth and turned up the black stuff.

"Cao was young and frivolous back then, but he couldn't compare to Brother Han's feat! When he first arrived in the capital, Cao couldn't even imagine how you managed to get to the respect room in the outer palace, brother! You were taken there by the eunuch and tortured Dao Huohuo is the descendant of brother Dao Huohuo! Back then, he was also a brother at the beginning, and he led the brothers around here and there, maybe the tenth regular servant became the eleventh regular servant back then!"

The old Wang Hou's face in the back twitched again, it's a big scandal again!Unexpectedly, Han Sui, who was so powerful in Liangzhou, almost paid homage to Ma Qian of Taishi Company back then. Sure enough, Mr. Cao's chrysanthemum, Han Sui, who was angry with his old face, was also a red-faced, sad reminder of a wine glass.

"Absurd old things, why are you still talking about them? Drink! Drink!"

The rumors I heard today are enough for Wang Hou to write a memoir. The title of the book is "My Dear Father-in-Law: A Different Mr. Cao!" 》The wine was also drunk until the sun was in the west, and then reluctantly let go. He was half drunk when he was drunk, and while being supported by his slaves, Han Sui was still full of alcohol and waving his sleeves wildly.

"Cao Aman, let's meet again some other day!"

He was also supported by Xu Chu, the son-in-law of Wang Hou, and the others back, but Mr. Cao just smirked and didn't say a word!It's a pity that this happy time is also immersed in the ugliness of politics. He is the boss of Cao Han. Even if he is the boss again, taking off his pants and playing hooligans, no one in Cao Jun will doubt him!

But Han Sui?Not far behind his entourage, a big flag with the word "horse" has been raised early, seeing his wild father and old man Cao reminiscing about the old days, Ma Chao is already impatient!

Of course, Mr. Cao didn't pay any price!Walking to the gate of the camp, the drunk old scum suddenly woke up and turned to look at several generals, especially Wang Hou with his big mouth!Those eyes were full of murderous intent!

"Absurd things on today's banquet?"

"My son-in-law didn't hear anything!"

His eyes were full of "sincerity", and his big white teeth were showing with a silly smile. Wang Hou's expression was as fake as it could be!

…………

Mr. Cao is the one who plays thick black, this one and Han Sui reminiscing about the past not long ago, the old scum wrote another nostalgic letter and sent it over. Mr. Cao, who can be regarded as a calligrapher, wrote this time better than the famous "crazy grass" Wang Tuqiu Rotten, between the lines, several lines were painted with ancient correction fluid. This is the intimate appearance of your wild father and I who have been friends for eight worships, and finally attracted the cheap son Ma Chao to be completely furious.

This time, it was Cheng Yu who went to Cao Ying alone!

"Meet the prime minister, tomorrow, my general wants to have a meeting with the prime minister on the bank of the Wei River, two people riding together! Let's discuss peace together!"

"Hey, Ma Chao, an unfaithful and unfilial person, is also worthy of an alliance with the truth?"

His eyes were full of contempt, and he stared disdainfully at Cheng Yu who was kneeling on the ground with his head held high. Cao Cao looked like he was looking at a maggot, but after pondering for a moment, he nodded again.

"Okay! At noon tomorrow, I'll go see what that little bastard has to say!"

He almost died of anger, suppressed the desire to vomit blood, kowtowed on the ground, and Cheng Yu left again.

This is so anxious that it seems to be a famous scene in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". It seems that Xu Chu took off his clothes and fought Ma Chao. Look around, and then write it in your memoirs!Wang Hou had a good plan.

But when he was thinking about how to write his memoir, his eyes glanced around the crowd, but Mr. Cao's finger finally landed on his forehead.

"Tuqiu, tomorrow you follow the truth and go to that Ma Chao kid for a while!"

"I!"

Pointing at his own nose, Wang Hou was stupid!

"Prime Minister, recently the spies came to report that Ma Chao practiced hard every day to catch a sack. The weight of the sack was comparable to the prime minister's weight. When the two of them met on two horses, it was clear that this guy had no good intentions, and he should go with you at the end!"

Wang Hou was unreliable, and even the generals of Cao Jun couldn't trust him. Xu Chu clasped his fists behind his back with great worry, and voluntarily asked for a fight, but Cao Cao who listened to him waved his hands indifferently.

"Everyone, don't worry! Zhongkang, don't forget, who shot and killed the horse thief Qianqi at Tongguan, and almost missed who killed the horse thief on the spot! Han Sui has a virtuous son-in-law, Yan Xing, I Isn’t Cao Mengde still there?”

Good guy, Cao Cao is also narrow-minded. A few days ago, Han Sui had a good meal to show off his son-in-law Yan Xing. Remember, you have to prove that your son-in-law is not inferior to someone Ma!

My old father-in-law is so respectful, full of sad reminders, Wang Hou had no choice but to clap his fists heavily in response.

"My son-in-law..., obey!"

(End of this chapter)

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