Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 41
Yu Ji!This name is quite familiar!Looking at the squinting old Taoist priest under the big locust tree, Wang Hou pinched the mustache that he had finally grown on his chin, and couldn't stop thinking about it.

In fact, it is not surprising that he is familiar with it. In this era, whenever a roll call is made, it will be marked in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Yu Ji under the locust tree also moved when he heard the wind.

He opened his eyes in a fairy-tale manner, facing the pleading old woman slightly, under Wang Hou's amazed eyes, this old guy was like some old man on TV, he drew his sword handsomely Immediately afterwards, Wang Hou's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Ooooooooo~"

A sword was waving back and forth on the top of the head of the young man lying on the ground. The old man's movements were so wretched, like a big horse monkey jumping around, slapping his mouth with his left hand from time to time, imitating monkeys Awow yelling.

But just such an old lunatic who suddenly cramped and danced in the street, got a lot of praise from the people around him, even Guo Jia and Guo Guicai praised with glowing eyes.

"Wu Qin Xi! The legendary Wu Qin Xi!"

The aesthetics of people in this era is hopeless!Wang Hou shook his head speechlessly.

It's really a five-animal show, first a big monkey, then a cerebellar axe, and then a big bear. Tens of thousands of people watched this old guy vigorously collect a large set of treasures, but don't say it, this Yu Ji really has a set After finishing such a large set of movements, without blushing or panting, I am afraid that his physical fitness is somewhat stronger than that of the young man.

A set of five-animal drama was played over and over again, and in the eyes of everyone adoring, the old god Yu finally resigned, put the sword point upwards on his back, and then hurriedly returned to the big locust tree, where the disciples had been waiting for a long time. A piece of yellow paper and a bowl of water had already been placed, so Yu Ji suddenly picked up the water bowl and poured it into his mouth, sprayed it on the sword with a puff, and then the big sword slammed on the yellow paper. Take three swords.

Here, a miraculous scene appeared. Every time the sword was cut, a bloody sword wound appeared on the yellow watch paper. A total of three bloody sword wounds appeared hideously on the paper watch. Paper, Daotong showed it around one by one, everyone who saw it gasped in horror, exorcised ghosts on the paper, and slashed to death with a sword!What a magic trick!

Even Guo Jia couldn't help but took a breath of admiration, but at this moment, a sneer came into his ears, and he turned his head in astonishment, Guo Jia happened to see Wang Hou's sneer and The expression of disdain was hidden and lowered.

The next thing was logical, Yu Ji sat cross-legged under the locust tree, closed his eyes and meditated, and did not speak. After the show, Dao Tong burned the yellow paper on the ghost-slaying paper, and filled a bowl of bitter soup from a large vat. , Pour the paper ashes in and feed the blue-faced young man to drink.

However, it is estimated that the boiled black soup is weird. After a bowl of medicine was put down, the skinny young man's complexion improved a lot. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, within two or three minutes, he stopped shaking. Getting up and kowtowing to Yu Ji, the miraculous scene, all the spectators around listening to the sermon were amazed and discussing.

"A living god!"

"It's true that real people are alive!"

Amid all the praises, the little Taoist boy probably lost his mind when he heard it. He raised his belly very proudly, and raised his whisk in a refreshed manner, announcing high-spiritedly.

"This is the end of Mr.'s preaching today. Mr. Benevolence, he took the spring water from Langya fairy mountain and boiled the ethereal and beautiful elixir. The sick will be free of pain after drinking it, and the sick can prolong their lives. Today, I have a fairy relationship with you. One person One bowl, come up and get it!"

Seeing this scene, Wang Hou's mouth sneered and he couldn't help but be persuaded. He has seen this routine a lot in the market, cleaning the bottom of the pot, checking the kettle, performing a big trick, making a gimmick, and then fooling the big guys. purchase.

As for the free fairy soup?He has seen this technique before. Before crossing, he went to Shanhaiguan for a tour. He didn’t see a tour guide in the whole scenic spot. As a result, when he walked along the city wall to the northeast turret, a girl jumped out and claimed to be a tour guide, saying that he would take them into the turret for free. .

Good guy, I went in to touch the fortune stone, and jumped out of a master in a daze to give him a fortune-telling lecture. At the end of the lecture, he threw a thick merit book in front of Wang Hou. He listened to the Tao. It would be unlucky not to donate. Yes, donate!

In the book, the lowest one is also 190. It was full of meat pains and took out [-] oceans, and received a mahogany ax that cost a few dollars from the obligation. Wang Hou grinned his teeth for more than half an hour.

In the afternoon, I went to the Bell and Drum Tower in the middle, and the ticket was 30 yuan. Just as I went up, another girl jumped out and said to take him to play for free.

Seeing a large group of people huddled up, scrambling for some kind of fairy soup, probably there is a thick merit book waiting there, arms crossed, Wang Hou is full of pity like a person who comes here to see a fool, He kept shaking his head.

However, at the end of the Han Dynasty, there were too many fools and too many swindlers to be frivolous and frivolous. One was not tied properly. Cao Hongjie was like a husky who let go of the chain. She slid out and got out. A loach disappeared into the crowd like that, full of sorrow, Wang Hou stretched out his hand to greet her like Erkang, trying to call her back, who knows if there is another one who let go, Guo Jia is also like Alaska That way he bumped headlong into the crowd.

There are several large urns of black soup, and one person can share thousands of bowls in a small bowl. However, there are tens of thousands of people here like huskies fighting for food. In less than ten minutes, the bottom of the pot is almost full of people. Licked clean.

Not to mention, scholars these days are not weak and weak like those of Song and Ming. Guo Jia is also a ranger at the same time, relying on the dexterity of stealing chickens and dogs when he was young, he made himself a big bowl. Cao Hongjie also got a large bowl from someone, and walked out happily with the girl, shaking her head while walking.

"Going to take Wang Xiandi today, I was delayed listening to the sermon. It's a great pity in life, but to be able to drink the fairy soup, it can be regarded as the mulberry elm harvested in the east corner! It should be clear! Gudu!"

Muttering, it doesn't matter what it is, he raised his head, gurgled and poured it into his stomach, but just now he still looked like he was enjoying himself, his old face turned green when the first mouthful touched his tongue buds, almost He didn't spray out at all, but he was unwilling to let it go, his face twitched violently, pinching his nose and pouring it down hard, that face also changed from green to blue, from blue to purple, and finally from purple to black, dry Choking, this Guo ghost can be said to have turned a bowl of black soup upside down.

This guy really wants to save face, it's so bad that he almost vomited blood, after finishing his work, in front of Wang Hou, he still shook the muscles under his face, shaking his head with a fake expression that couldn't be more fake .

"The fine wine in the world is really endless aftertaste!"

"Haha, it happens that there is still a bowl here on the Red Festival. A gentleman does not steal people's love. Brother Feng Xiao loves it so much. How about doing it together?"

His mouth was full of joy, Wang Hou bowed on purpose, joking with a smile, and the corner of Guo Jia's mouth twitched violently for a few words.

However, the best laugh is to laugh at the end. Just when Guo Jia was sadly wanting to swell his face and pretend to be fat, Cao Hongjie unexpectedly pushed the big bowl in his hand in front of Wang Hou.

"you drink!"

"Gah..."

Immediately, Wang Hou's smiling face froze there. Looking at Guo Jia, who almost burst out laughing, and mockingly returned, he pulled his old face sadly and postponed.

"This, this is not good! After all, it is the Red Festival that you managed to get!"

"What's wrong! My lady, I practice martial arts diligently, and my body is healthy. I don't need it. Who is like you, who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the five grains. It's rare to have the fairy medicine of the old god. You can drink it for me quickly! Save it! When you are sick, I have to take care of you!"

"Tsk tsk, brother Tuqiu, it's hardest to bear the beauty's grace!"

Shaking his head, it was the first time Guo Jia was able to show such a mean expression, prodding him from the sidelines, watching Cao Hongjie exasperated but with a concerned expression in his eyes, and sighed helplessly, Wang Hou also went all out and put the soup bowl on the table in front of you.

He didn't drink it right away, but he sniffed it first. He was afraid that there was something deadly like Wushisan in one day, so he sniffed it heavily. The bitter taste made Wang Hou almost tear up. .

But this time, he felt relieved. When he was a child, he always had colds and drank traditional Chinese medicine, so he was more resistant to the bitter taste of Wang Hou. Moreover, he also smelled two old friends.

Coptis and Banlangen!

It’s no wonder that the sick young man was so energetic just now. On the one hand, hot soup can warm his cold body, and on the other hand, these two herbs are for colds and colds. It's kind of a conscience.

Since the poison won't kill anyone, Wang Hou pinched his nose and raised his head, gurgling down the old bitter soup, grinning bitterly.

Guo Jiale almost didn't laugh out his back molars, but he didn't have the last laugh either. After a few steps, Cao Hongjie, who was full of satisfaction and happiness, stepped on Wang Hou's arm casually, and the two cuddled together Going out, Guo Guicai was stuffed with dog food, and Guo Guicai, who is still single, couldn't help but mutter behind his back angrily.

"The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old! The sage said: There is a big crowd, men and women can't kiss each other..."

Hearing his muttering, the victor again took advantage of someone squeezing in and deliberately hugged Cao Hongjie to protect him, which made the guy grin his teeth even more in anger.

But this trip was in vain. Looking at Yu Ji's pretending appearance, he doesn't look like an ancient chemist who can't be poisoned by heavy metals. In addition, he has to be busy pretending, and there are too many people around him. Wanlaokutangzi found Ma Hexuan outside, and the three got on their horses again, ready to go back to Xudu.

However, things were so changeable, and before Wang Hou pulled Guo Gui, who was still there crookedly and could live for decades longer by drinking the elixir, he set off, but there was a crisp shout behind him.

"Ahead is the Commander of the King of Jinyang! My teacher invites you, and I hope the Commander will stay for a while!"

"Please me?"

Wang Hou pointed to his nose in astonishment and turned his head.

(End of this chapter)