Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 161
Wang Hou came back late. In order to deal with the affairs of the camp and dismiss the recruited men from Yanzhou, he delayed for more than ten days, but he could still see the enthusiasm of the class teacher ceremony, because the colorful silks are still entwined. On the big tree on the roadside entering Xuchang City from the north, there are strips of decorative lights just like the decorative light strips hung on the trees in later generations.

This tree wrapping will cost at least several thousand bolts of satin, thousands of bolts of silk!It doesn't sound like much, but Wang Hou, who is used to the cost of living in this era, feels his skin twitching. This amount is equivalent to the annual collection of Yan, Yu, Xu and half of Yangzhou led by President Cao. The distribution tax is more than half, which is equivalent to Mr. Cao tying a quarter of the annual chicken fart to a tree.

But is it useful for this seemingly stupid nouveau riche?Really useful!The reasoning is similar to that of the business people in later generations. Even if you are poor and owe millions to the bank, you still have to drive a BMW [-]-series and wear a Rolex suit and leather shoes to look like a dog. Let people know that they have strength!

Cao Cao's showing off also has a meaning, Lao Tzu defeated Yuan Shaoyuan and took the lead!I am rich!There is territory!There is a younger brother!See who doesn't like it, wave your hand, and a bunch of younger brothers will chop him up!Therefore, the elites of the world's aristocratic families and the leaders of various warlords, if they want to do well on the road, they have to follow Lao Tzu, Mr. Cao of Causeway Bay!
This kind of showing off obviously inspired Xu Du's hearts. After entering the city gate, there were Xu Du's scholars coming and going along the way, while walking happily. It's so evil, what Xiahou Dun fought against tens of thousands of gays alone with a big black gun, what Zhang Wenyuan single-handedly broke through tens of thousands of enemy riders, and killed tens of thousands of 10,000+ people by himself, the degree of mystery is no less than that of later generations All the dramas.

The only thing that frustrates Wang Hou is, when it comes to other people's sunny and hard positive image, how can he become obscene when it comes to himself?
Pulling the curtain of the carriage, Wang Hou listened dejectedly to the spit and stars of some scholars on the side of the road, bragging to another scholar swearingly.

"That day when Guandu faced each other, Guo Tu, a monster from the Hebei army, used the sorcery techniques of Zhang Jiao, the great virtuous teacher of the year, and wielded a sword with a talisman. Countless dark soldiers emerged from the ground and attached themselves to Yuan Jun. Yuan Jun suddenly looked like wild beasts. That way, the power is infinite, and the sword and gun are invulnerable! It is difficult to parry the prime minister's officers and soldiers in a short time!"

"But Dongjun Taishou Wang Shijun studied under Yu Ji and the old god, and he also has Taoism. He waved his fan to the sky contemptuously, and countless night fragrances fell from the sky, and fell on Yuan Jun's head in a blur. The filth breaks the evil! I saw those who were infected by the possessed Yuan Jun roll all over the floor, with pustules on their bodies, and after a while, they turned out to be out of their wits and their bodies festered, which shows how powerful Wang Shijun Yexiang is..."

amount……

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Wang Hou seemed to see himself pointing his hand, and those yellow, stinky and smelly things in the sky were falling down like rain, and an indescribable smell filled the whole earth, covering his whole body. , Yuan Jun vomited disgustingly, while fleeing in panic, looking at them, he waved a fan painted with poop, and laughed obscenely.

This scene is so beautiful, thinking of Wang Hou, he quickly shook his head violently, and was next to him, but Lu Ji couldn't help laughing, and a seductive smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"What are you laughing laughing!"

Wang Hou yelled "anxiously", but what Confucius said was good, only women and villains are hard to raise!Those who are close are not inferior, and those who are far are resentful!Together they fought against Yuan Jun and fought in Guandu for more than half a year. If Lu Ji had not been captured, Wang Hou would not be a normal man.

It can be regarded as a thorough acquaintance, Lu Ji is not so afraid of Wang Hou now, she covered her small mouth and tried to hold back, her shoulders couldn't help shrugging, but after all, this girl still burst out laughing, with a pair of charming smiles. The big eyes were full of tears, and he shook his little head hurriedly with a smile.

"Master, I am not smiling..., not laughing..., hahaha..."

"Alas! Husband Gang is weak!"

Outside the carriage, the two scholars who had gone far away were still communicating vividly there. In desperation, Wang Hou rested his arms on the pillow and leaned on the soft cushion, sighing like a silver bell. , he shook his head sadly.

It is estimated that Yexiang and Yexiang will be inseparable in this life!
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The brisk carriage was on the bluestone slab of Xudu Road, and while Wang Hou was in deep thought, Zang Hong, who was in front of him, looked at the door with his mouth twitching slightly.

"My lord! The palace is here!"

There is a saying that is close to the hometown!These words made Wang Hou suddenly couldn't help trembling slightly, he opened the curtain slightly tremblingly, and in his eyes, the familiar words "Wang's Mansion" were still hanging on his head, and the two servants at the door were still familiar, one on the left and one on the left. Dozing off with a wooden stick in his right hand.

The familiar gatehouse, the familiar garden, and the familiar violent girl in the garden are truly worthy of Cao Hongjie. Counting the days, she has only been in confinement for a few months, and she is already wearing a beige-colored long silk dress , a red cloth belt bound her still slender waist, with bows and arrows hanging from her waist, swinging on the swing every now and then.

Not far from the swing, there was also an archery target that was shot with arrows.

Since traveling through this world, I have never been separated for such a long time. Although there is no telephone voice, the parting makes the feelings stronger and stronger like old wine. The excited hands are trembling, and the voice is out of shape. , Wang Hou greeted him slowly and tremblingly.

"Red..., Red Festival, I'm back!"

However, just looking back at him indifferently, the girl Cao Hongjie actually looked at the sky through the swing with her dull eyes.

"Hey... I'm hallucinating again! Oops..."

Dare to take your husband as air?When he went up, Wang Hou was slapped, and his little butt was slapped violently. Cao Hongjie jumped up holding his butt in disbelief. Seconds later, she pounced on him in surprise, and threw her arms around his neck, jumping and screaming in excitement.

"You're back! You're really back!"

"It's not me or someone!"

Holding the girl's slender waist, Wang Hou was also crazy like a child, spinning rapidly in the garden, but he didn't notice, a few steps behind him, there was a slight bitterness on Lu Ji's cheek smile.

No woman is magnanimous, willing to give more than half of her man to other women. During the Guandu War for more than half a year, every day besides herself is Wang Hou, and Lu Ji even has an illusion that Wang Hou belongs to him!However, the illusion will eventually dissipate. In the garden, the two cheered wildly, expressing the joy of their reunion. With wry smiles, Lu Ji quietly left the garden with her skirt in hand.

After playing around in excitement for many times, Cao Hongjie, who was already shaking and a little dizzy, was put down in a daze, but she was still reluctant to let go of Wang Hou's neck, looking at him with red eyes, pouted angrily Son.

"How did you come back! Didn't Xiangfu say that Dongjun is in trouble, so you asked to stay in Dongjun and arrange prisoners for the court, so as to deal with the Yuan thief?"

"Fart..., uh, nonsense! It's obvious that the prime minister has to put the task on your master's head and me, but he has Zhang Liang's plan, and I have a wall ladder! Throwing tens of thousands of Hebei Army prisoners to Feng Kai , I ran back! Haha!"

"To me, Wang Hou, in the whole world, I can't compare to you two!!!"

"Forehead……"

But when the word Niangliang was mentioned, Cao Hongjie's excited little face froze involuntarily.

"Yes..., sorry..."

The warm room was full of apologies, with small hands crossed in front of him, Cao Hongjie drooped his little head, and Wang Hou was full of disbelief, his hands trembling a little, and tremblingly walked to the bed hanging beside the bed. Looking down at the baby basket, he lowered his head, and a blush little face wrapped in swaddling clothes came into his eyes.

"Is it a daughter?"

"Yes..., yes... I'm useless..."

Before he could finish apologizing, Wang Hou hugged the swaddling baby excitedly and crazily, with a silly smile on his face like a big fool.

"I have a baby too! I'm going to be a son! No, I'm finally going to be a grandson! It's not right..."

Seeing his silly scene, Cao Hongjie, who was originally in a heavy heart, was relieved, but at the same time shook his little head helplessly.

"You are going to be a father!
Seems to be connected by blood, the little baby who had been sleeping drowsily woke up suddenly, looked at the unshaven Wang Hou with a smirk, she also giggled, and stretched out a tender little hand...

　I can no longer be called Yu'er, I'm tired of aesthetics, what name should be given to the protagonist's eldest daughter, welcome to leave a message????
　　
　
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