Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 1 Smile and live five seconds longer.

The sound of the shocking cowhide drum was beating like thunder in the hands of a dozen strong men. The July sun was scorching the earth, and even the blowing wind was hot, and the Chinese characters and Cao characters were hung high. In the wind, they are weakly rolling the scrolls.

On the school field, tens of thousands of soldiers of the Han army lined up neatly, holding spears and halberds in a forest. Under the hot sun, the soldiers were sweating profusely, and their faces were tanned. Everyone, however, was looking at the gate at the entrance of the school yard with great annoyance and anger, and everyone's attention was on the unlucky guy kneeling on the execution ground.

However, as the "high-profile" star, Wang Hou is not comfortable, he himself is in a state of bewilderment.

Just the day before yesterday, he was still happily waiting until the end of the month to open a college dog, an office worker, just waiting to count the money for a few days, and then he worked overtime until late at night, and he was dropped by some wicked ghost He was unconscious when he was hit by a falling object from a height. When he woke up, he had already been put on a tattered costume worn by the ancients, with iron shackles around his neck, and was imprisoned as a man named Wang Hou. stand up.

At first, Wang Hou thought that some poor crew was poor and crazy, like Shanxi Black Coal Mine, he was pulling the crowd, but he stood on the iron railing and didn't wait to howl a few times. He shook his head hard, and the severe pain knocked him to the ground, and he immediately made sure that he crossed over by himself!
This is not the most unlucky thing, the most unlucky thing! Today I will be caught and beheaded for stealing military rations!

"The prime minister has an order, and the food officer ordered Wang Hou, who is also responsible for the army's food and grass, but he insisted on stealing! Misappropriating the army's food and filling his own pockets is a heinous crime. Although God has the virtue of good life, he is a righteous soldier. The prime minister has to stain his hands with blood, right? La la la..."

Amidst the ups and downs of reciting, a tall, thin man in a khaki gown and an ancient crown like that seen in TV dramas, who is particularly sorry for the audience, is shaking his head and preaching about Wang Hou's crimes. The eyes of the soldier holding the halberd became more and more angry, and Wang Hou's chrysanthemum, who looked at him as if he was about to split his eyes, felt cold for a while.

God, why?It’s hard to catch up with the fashion and come to a time-travel. When others time-travel, it’s either the royal family or the son of that general. Even if a man transmigrates into a woman, he gets promoted and raises his salary, marries the crown prince, becomes a princess, and reaches the pinnacle of life That's okay too!Why did he become a death row prisoner as soon as he crossed over?It's not playing Elder Scrolls!
It's okay to start the game as an ancient scroll, but you should come to Alduin to save me!
However, the legendary world-destroying dragon did not appear after all. Instead, the ugly, skinny man finished yelling nonsense and spat out the word "cut" viciously. Immediately, the guy collected the official documents and arrogantly swaggered off the execution ground. In the eyes of fear, tens of thousands of pure men, iron-blooded and real men held high the spears and halberds in their hands, shouting "kill kill kill kill" in a very heavy accent. The executioner also raised his big blade high.

There was a flash of cold light, the big knife swung out violently with the wind, and then the blood spurted out... The executioner couldn't use his strength, he bit his tongue and dodged his waist.

To say that people's potential is really infinite, at the critical moment, Wang Hou had comprehended the legendary tortoise's miraculous skill, his neck shrunk down, and he escaped the severed knife, the messy non-mainstream long hair was cut off by the blade With his head lying on the ground, he laughed like a psycho again.

That laughter is extraordinarily weird and evil. The theory of witchcraft is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people these days. Otherwise, Zhang Jiao, the great virtuous teacher, would not be able to start the Yellow Turban Rebellion that would destroy the Han Empire. The smiling generals of the Han army not far away were all shocked, and shrank back in fear.

Listening to him laughing strangely for a long time, the ugly monster who had just read the beheading order jumped onto the stage in surprise, pointed at Wang Hou's nose and cursed.

"In broad daylight, the universe is full of waves, this place where the army gathers! How can you allow a monster like you to make trouble? What are you laughing at?"

What are you laughing at?I'm so scared, okay! If you don't kill me, will I be able to smirk?
But what is Lao Tzu laughing at?

Still unable to answer, the big blade had to be chopped off immediately, holding back for a while, under the desire to survive, Wang Hou immediately forced himself to speak.

With a stalk in his neck, he brushed his messy hair behind him like a loyal minister who was about to be cut off in a TV series, shaking the iron shackles on his wrists, and he yelled out.

"What am I laughing at? I laugh at the world as crazy! I, I laugh at you stupid!"

"It's nonsense! You who are waiting to die are still messing around here, come on! Cut him off soon!"

"and many more!"

There was another startled and loud cry, which made the executioner who had just twisted his waist back grin.He even insisted on jumping up from the ground, dangling the rattling handcuffs on his hands, and pointing at the stunned Han soldiers, Wang Hou yelled again.

"Aren't you stupid? There are tens of thousands of troops here! What am I, a small grain officer, a bigger sesame officer, I just take care of dumping grain from the grain depot into your hands! What do I take? Steal thousands of thousands of shi of grain?"

"Yes!"

Not to mention, he was abruptly forced to become a loudspeaker, and he and the heart-piercing yells made the soldiers who watched the execution stunned, and then they couldn't help talking in low voices.

Seeing that the morale of the army began to become chaotic, the ugly bastard in charge of ordering and beheading couldn't help but panicked, jumping and screaming even more anxiously: "The evidence is convincing, Wang Hou, if you still want to deny it, come here, kill this fellow!" !"

If you don’t seize the opportunity to speak, you won’t have a chance! He stomped his heels back fiercely, and while the hapless executioner covered his feet and screamed, Wang Hou joined in the play and roared, pointing his finger at the sky, and growled with a grin .

"There is someone above me!!!"

Finally, he fully reacted, and the supervisor killed the ugly monster. He went up and covered Wang Hou's mouth violently, to stop him from yelling. However, he underestimated Wang Hou's determination to survive, and screamed. The tooth-scarred hand was drawn back to suck in the cool air, his mouth was full of blood, Wang Hou yelled ferociously like a vampire.

"Even if you kill me, what's the point? You still have to be hungry? What you should do is to recover the stolen goods and get back the lost military rations! Let everyone have enough to eat! Do you want to go hungry?"

People who have never been hungry can't imagine the feeling of scratching their hearts and livers. Following Wang Hou's yelling, the chaotic discussions finally became more and more loud, especially the Qingzhou soldiers who returned from the Yellow Turban Army. The irritable one was already shouting at the top of his voice.

"This guy is right! Whether he dies or not, he has to recover the food! How can you fight when you are hungry!"

"You can't kill this grain mouse, let him confess the mastermind and spit out the grain!"

Originally, he wanted to kill Wang Hou and let the soldiers vent their grievances about the lack of food, but he never expected that this guy would incite the grievances in the army, and he became more and more panicked. He is a civil servant, and the murder has to be handed over to the warrior, covering his hand with a big tooth mark, this guy is gnashing his teeth, pointing at Wang Hou's nose and growling.

"Come on, kill him!"

Don't count on the executioner jumping on one leg anymore, several of his personal soldiers rushed towards Wang Hou to kill Wang Hou with their halberds in hand, but this time they stabbed a hornet's nest.

Right now, Wang Hou has already become a frightened bird. The mad dog catches and bites anyone like that. When he yelled and pointed at his nose, Wang Hou roared crazily again.

"That's him! He's also one of my accomplices! He also swallowed six hundred shi of grain, brothers, he wants to kill me!"

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I am from the Wang family in Taiyuan, why..."

"Only you bastards who beat cows to death can do this!"

The originally orderly formation was completely messed up, and the ugly monster was still distinguishing. Unexpectedly, a vicious Qingzhou soldier rushed towards him like a dog, and threw him directly on the ground. Many people swarmed up, and the soldiers who came to kill Wang Hou didn't care about him anymore. They turned around and killed Wang Hou. This one was bloody, and the scene became even more chaotic. The Qingzhou soldiers, who had long been resentful, didn't hesitate, just took out the guy and just did it.

The commotion at this end also attracted the attention of the Chinese army. Amidst the heavy crackling footsteps, a group of cavalry charged over. They turned into a group of fire and killed like the beginning of the war. For a while, no one cared about Wang Hou.

Staring blankly at the bloody scene, Wang Hou suddenly became agitated again, when would he wait if he didn't slip away now?Still waiting to lose your head?Dragging heavy handcuffs and shackles, he turned and ran on tiptoe.

However, he was really unlucky at the age of Tai Sui, just now he was walking down the execution ground on tiptoe, facing him, a small soldier in blue armor suddenly stopped in front of him.

"Brother, let me tell you, don't get in the way, I've practiced before! I'm even afraid of myself!"

Staggering at his boxing pace, Wang Hou swayed like Tyson, threatening viciously, but this little guy is a real big brother in society. He didn't finish threatening, and he punched Wang Hou directly on the bridge of the nose. , a large gust of nosebleed gushed out, and the standard Rejoice advertising style with hair thrown back, Wang Hou, the unlucky ghost, was directly passed out.

(End of this chapter)