Lord, don't leave your husband

Chapter 5 A little princess fell from the sky (5)
"The villain will do it for you!" Lai San hurriedly said, "The villain has nothing to do every day, and I just want to relax." Yamen servants and gangsters are the nemesis of gangsters. He had to starve to death, so although Lai San cursed in his heart, he didn't dare to hesitate at all, and immediately took over the job.

The yamen servant patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, took out a stack of notices and pastes from his bag, and asked him to post them everywhere.It must be hard work to walk around the streets and alleys of the city in cold weather, so I arrested him to do it for me.

Lai San fully agreed, looked at the notice curiously, and said in his mouth: "What are you talking about? Does the county lord collect rent? Why did you draw a beauty on it?" He only glanced at it, thinking that the beauty in the painting A little familiar.

The yamen servant said with a smile: "It's not rent collection, it's money release! See clearly that this nobleman is the princess of Dingxi Wang's family! He got lost a few days ago, and who can find the princess and send it back under the order of Lord Tai Shimu of the palace. Reward a thousand taels of gold, or be officially appointed as the sixth-rank Zhiguo captain! My dear, our county master is only a seventh-rank!"

He sucked his teeth and handed a stack of notices to Lai San, seeing that his face turned red and white, his eyes were fixed on the portrait, his hands were trembling, he was stunned.He smiled and said, "Don't be too whimsical, you kid. There are several fake ones, and now their heads are hanging on the city gate. Don't blame me for not reminding you, you should be sure..."

Putting the things into Laisan's hands, who knew that his arms were softer than cotton, and with a "boom", the bottle of paste fell to pieces, and the notice scattered all over the ground like snowflakes.

Just as the yamen servant was about to have a seizure, Lai San let out a strange cry of "Aw", and shouted in an inhuman voice: "Gold! Gold! Hahahaha... Sixth Grade Sixth Grade! Wahahahahaha..." Jumping up and down gone.There are only a few yamen servants left looking at each other in blank dismay, so they can't listen to money?Crazy after a little stimulation?
Snowflakes were flying outside the shack door, Lai San rushed in like on a hot wheel, the smile on his face made Wang Qi take a step back in fright.

"Uncle Seven, what about the little girl?"

"Bah! Don't mention that loser!" Wang Qi spat on the ground resentfully, "I asked her to wash the dishes, but she laughed and threw the bowl out to me! I was so angry that I raised my hand A slap..." Lai San was anxious: "Oh! My dear uncle! Did you hit her?"

Wang Qi straightened his neck: "Why don't you hit her? This fool, is it useful for you to scold her? So what if you hit her twice? If you don't get her away, I'll call a prostitute to sell her!"

"Oh! How dare you hit her?" Lai San didn't care about his uncle, and rushed straight to the little girl, looking up and down, "How are you? Where does it hurt? Are you hurt?"

The little girl sat up when she heard the sound, looked at him quietly, and smiled.

"What, what, are you picking up money again?"

"It's better than picking up money, and I'm picking up an official!" Lai San couldn't help laughing, seeing him laughing, the little girl was also watching with a smile on his face.

"But you just hit her. This is troublesome. Maybe the happy event will turn into a disaster. I have to think about it... Maybe she can't tell. I'll ask her." He said incoherently.Wang Qi was puzzled and said, "Third son, what's going on?"

"Uncle, don't talk, I'll ask her first." Lai San leaned over and asked softly, "Did someone beat you?"

The little girl looked at him with a smile, without saying a word.

"It can't be like this, you have to say no." Lai San tentatively guided.

"No." The little girl said without hesitation.

Huh—— Lai San let out a long breath: "I knew this idiot couldn't tell, so did anyone scold you?"

"No!" The little girl said immediately.

"Yes! Yes! You are right!" Lai San was in a good mood, and he came over dancing and said, "My lady, hello. You...you are the lady of the princess, do you know that?"

"No!" The girl looked at him with a smile, and replied simply.

"It's not that there is something wrong, I'm telling you, you are the princess!" Lai Sanbi drew, "Princess! The prince's daughter! Your family members are all high-ranking officials! Do you understand?"

"No family." The little girl suddenly suppressed her smile and shook her head seriously.

"It's okay if you don't have any family members!" Lai San clapped his hands and laughed, "The one whose family members are all dead is the Princess Princess!"

The girl lowered her eyes, grabbed a handful of straw from her side to play with, and ignored him.Thinking of the tragic death of her family, Lai San felt that he was a little unkind, and said with a dry smile: "Well... this... don't be sad, die early and give birth early.

I'll send you back right away, eat delicious food, drink spicy food, and enjoy the glory and wealth! "

After all, Xizizi pulled the girl up and saw that she had slept in the straw pile for a few days, and she was already a little unkempt. The quality of life between him and Wang Qi hadn't risen to the point where he needed to take a bath, so there was no bathtub and other things at all. Lai Sanyong The dishwashing rag dipped in water and wiped the little girl's face well.The complicated hairstyle on her head didn't dare to be removed, he couldn't comb it back after it was removed, and felt it was too messy, so he used the oil slick from the pot to wipe back her uneven hair, looking shiny and energetic .Then he put those white silver jewelry back on for her.At this time, the exchange rate of gold and silver is 1000:2, so [-] taels of gold is actually [-] taels of silver!Compared with such a huge sum of money, this light and flimsy silver jewelry is no longer in the eyes of the third master.

After getting dressed, Lai San looked at this brand new baby with delighted eyes!Isn't it a treasure? It's worth 1000 taels of gold!
"Little silly... oh no! Princess princess! If someone asks you, who saved you, who do you answer?" He pointed to himself eagerly to remind the little girl.

"Third brother!" The little girl raised her head with a smile, and said in an extremely lingering and ecstasy voice.

Lai San broke out in a cold sweat and said, "You still call me Third Brother, no, no, no, you call me Lai San! Remember, it's Lai San!"

"Lai San."

"Call again!"

"Lai San."

Lai San let out a sigh of relief, talking to fools is good, no need to explain, tell her what to say, she never asks why.

"Then if someone asks you if Lai San treats you well, what would you say?"

"Okay!" The little girl seemed to fully understand the meaning of this sentence, fixed her eyes on him, and replied very seriously.Seeing Lai San's heart warming, he was quite touched.

"If I ask you what a good way... Well, you don't know what a good way is, that is, if someone asks, Lai San treats you well, how does he treat you, what do you say?"

"Meat!" The little girl said firmly.

"You can't say that, you have to say: 'Lai San himself is reluctant to eat, but he gives me meat every meal.' Come on, learn it again."

"Lai San doesn't eat meat himself, give it to me!"

"Okay, okay...that's it!" Lai San smiled openly, "What else?"

"Take off my clothes." The little girl said with a smile.

"My ancestor!" Lai San's face changed drastically, "You can't say this! You just say that Lai San will feed you meat!" "Lai San doesn't eat meat himself, so give it to me..."

"well……"

"Then take off my clothes."

Lai San broke out in sweat immediately: "Ancestor! Can you stop staring at the undressing? Didn't I put it back on for you later?"

"Yeah!" The little girl nodded, "Lai San give me meat..."

"Right! Remember this sentence! Don't talk about taking off your clothes!"

"Then help me get dressed."

After finishing speaking, Lai San hurriedly pushed the little girl out, while Wang Qi was at a loss, stepped forward and asked, "Sir! What are you talking about? Did you find out who she belongs to?"

"I found out." Lai San said weakly, "Seventh uncle, you can find someone to take care of your retirement, the third son probably won't survive today."

Wang Qi was startled, and his voice changed: "Third son, don't scare Uncle Qi! What's going on? You should be fine, Uncle Qi is counting on you!"

How could Lai Sanyi explain it clearly, he slipped out the door and sat on the ground, thinking of the glory and wealth that had grown wings and flew away, he couldn't help crying:
He cried: "How can I be willing to give up this, 1000 taels of gold! The sixth-grade fruit captain!"

"What fruit? Feed all? Who?" Wang Qi asked.

"I didn't hear clearly what kind of fruit it was. Anyway, it's a serious official of the sixth rank! The sixth rank! The county magistrate is the seventh rank! What is the fruit captain? What is the sixth rank! My God!"

Captain Zhiguo, who is of the same rank as Captain Yongyi, is another name for General Wangfu, and he became Captain Fruit when he came to Lai San.When Lai San and Wang Qi were thinking about what to do in the room, they saw an officer in armor rushing in and shouted, "Who is Lai San?"

Wang Qi and Lai San backed away in fright, the officer waved his hand, and the two soldiers behind him dragged a skinny man who was barely human in shape, and threw him on the ground.

The man was covered in blood all over his body, with all kinds of strange wounds, and he couldn't tell what it was.He pointed at Lai San with his upper limbs that could no longer be called hands, and screamed: "Jun Ye, that's him! Those earrings and bracelets were all pawned by him, it's nothing to do with villains! Third Master! Third Master! Quickly say that this was pawned by you. I bullied you and didn’t know how to do it. I only gave you three liang of silver. He jumped up and hugged Lai San's leg and fell to the ground, and the bright red blood stains were printed on Lai San's pants.

"Ah Yi!" Lai San yelled out in fright, his scalp felt numb, and it took him a long time to recognize him as the shopkeeper of the pawn shop.

The officer gave Lai San a cold look, then stretched out his hand, revealing the pair of silver earrings inlaid with small beads and leaves in his hand, and said, "Tell me, where did you get these earrings?"

"My, my, my... from my ancestors, passed down from my ancestors..., my mother's dowry." Lai San bit the bullet and said.

"The three-colored luminous pearl that the Luoxi Kingdom paid tribute to is your mother's dowry? I dare not ask this son, what is your mother's identity?"

Following the sound, a small car came to the door, the felt curtain on the door opened, and a woman with very beautiful features got out of the car.She seemed to want to enter the house, but Wang Qi's shabby house was too small, several people were already crowded, and the smell in the house must have made her not used to it, so she frowned and stood still in the yard, ordering Said: "Let's just open the door, I'll talk outside the door."

Only then did Lai San realize that there were already many soldiers in bright armor standing outside the house, surrounding his small shack.The officer bowed his hands earlier and called out, "Miss Yuan Jin, please see if this belongs to the princess?" The woman named Yuan Jin took the earring and kept it in her palm, leaving only a thin slit. In the darkness, the earring The last pair of beads began to emit a hazy light, with faint red, yellow and purple colors flowing, and the light became stronger and stronger.After a while, it was actually brighter than it looked from the bright place. After Yuan Jin carefully inspected it, he opened his hand, and the beads turned white again when they touched the sunlight.She nodded: "It's not wrong, this pair of Ye Mingzhu is unique, and it is impossible to fake it again. It is the princess's property." The officer sneered: "Where is the princess? If you don't tell me, I will guarantee it after a while." , you are worse than him!" As he spoke, he kicked the pawnbroker with his toe, and the lump of flesh and blood on the ground suddenly screamed.

Lai San only felt pain in his lower abdomen and almost peed his pants. He shouted: "The princess was still there just now... She, she went out for a walk... She was so bored... Don't get me wrong! I treat her very well, I I didn't know she was the princess, so I ate meat for her! Really! If you don't believe me, wait until you find her and ask her, I'll give her meat all the time! I treat her very well!"

"What kind of meat do you give the princess?" Yuan Jin looked at him and asked calmly.

"There are chicken, pork and duck, she can eat whatever she wants! Really." Lai San breathed a sigh of relief.

"He lied." Yuan Jin raised his head and said, "I have been serving the princess since I was a child. She only eats deer breast and raccoon lips when she eats meat. The princess will not touch chicken and pork, because it smells bad."

Lai San opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak, what is deer preserved?What is raccoon lip?All he knew was that the little fool gnawed deliciously on the chicken legs, and the big meat buns a few mouthfuls, how could they look a bit fishy?
"I'm telling the truth! I'm really good to the princess, I didn't bully her at all, I gave her big meat buns as soon as we met... I... I really... If you don't believe me, go ask your princess ..."

"Where is the princess now?"

"This...I don't know either."

The officer looked at him and sneered.

"I...I, I can't live..." Lai San said with a sad face.

"Wrong!" The officer leaned over and said slowly with a half-smile, "You can't die."

The evil spirit that pervaded at that moment made Lai San immediately understand what it meant that he could not die. The back of his head went numb, and suddenly the heat flowed from his crotch, and he pissed in his pants.

"Come here." The officer said casually, "cut off one of his hands first."

Lai San screamed and struggled desperately, his own screams drowned out all other voices, and everything that happened after that was only pictures, no sound.

He watched Wang Qi kneeling on the ground as if desperately begging for mercy, but was kicked by the officer and turned over several times in a row. On the table, I saw the bright blade rising, and the blade still had a pungent smell that couldn't be washed off...

The fear at that moment broke through his psychological limit, and his blood rushed, he suddenly screamed: "Wait a minute!"

"Your princess already has my flesh and blood, you, you...you murdered her own husband, and she will cut you into pieces! You will never be spared!"

He spoke in a mess, but the faces of the four people listening in the room suddenly changed drastically, and the officer sternly reprimanded:

"Nonsense!" A drop of cold sweat trickled down from his temples.

The soldier holding the knife was pale, and his hands were shaking violently, causing the light of the knife to tremble and circulate endlessly.

Lai San peed on his trousers, and at this moment he was going to die and survive. Without any scruples, he pushed away the soldier with the knife and scolded: "Are you scared? Come on! Come on! Continue to scare me! If you don't know who the third master is, your princess has already made a private appointment with me for life! We...we are already dead, mountains and rivers are far away, stalking, inseparable...you offended I just offended her a lot!" Her expression was righteous, but her tone was unavoidably trembling.

"My lord..." A soldier tremblingly said, "What should I do?"

The officer took a deep breath, nodded at him and said, "The prisoner resisted arrest..."

The soldier froze for a moment, then gritted his teeth and nodded, then turned his head to look at Lai San's eyes, just like looking at a dead man.

Lai San had never met these cold-blooded soldiers, but his human instinct had already made him see something bad from the soldier's eyes, he took a step back in fright, and shouted: "You, what do you want...don't come here! I, I, I, I am the husband of your princess, that is also a great nobleman, you offended me, I will not end well..."

The soldier was still willing to listen to his nonsense, the knife flashed, and was about to strike, when he heard a clear and crisp call: "Third brother!"

The white shadow flashed, as if he hadn't seen the blade at all, the little fool walked up to Lai San, pursed his lips and looked aggrieved: "Third Brother..."

Lai San rubbed his eyes, almost unable to believe that what was in front of him was real.He stroked the white hair on the little girl's clothes, and asked in a daze, "Where did you come from?"

"The back door...the pile of firewood...it's cold, I don't want to go..." The little girl pointed behind her.

"You mean...I was looking for you all over the street, but you were at the back door of the house? You...you hid in the woodpile, so many people didn't find you?"

The little girl nodded: "I don't want to go...it's cold outside...third brother..."

The officer's heart sank. The relationship between these two people must be very good. What this kid just said is probably true.Moreover, all the characteristics of this little girl are very similar to those of the princess, so it is probably true.If the princess still understands, she will definitely not say anything, but how can she know how to hide it now?And Lai Sanhao, why not listen to him?It's really bad for me this time.

Outside the door, Yuan Jin was stunned for a moment, then rushed in and knelt on the ground, and burst into tears: "Princess! The servant finally saw you!" He could only take a step back, knelt down on the ground, and said loudly: "Qianqiwei Yuan Hong Kowtow to the princess."

(End of this chapter)