Fake Prodigal

Chapter 114 The Arrogant King Next Door
"Little Fatty didn't lie to you. Next door lives a drummer, Wang Dayong. That guy joined the Hungry Wolf band. He plays the drums when he has nothing to do, and disturbs everyone to rest." Brother Glasses explained.

"It's too bad! You can bear to beat the drums in the middle of the night, no one will settle this thing." Li Hao said doubtfully.

"Don't mention it, the Hungry Wolf Band was created by Xiao Jiji, the sleeping bully. Wang Dayong pretends to be a tiger. No one dares to provoke him, for fear of provoking Xiao Jiji's bully!" Chen Hao sighed and said angrily.

"Little Jiji is a bird's hair. If he beats the drum like that, I will smash the drum set." Li Hao pushed open the door of the bathroom and strode in.

The three of Fei Bo looked at each other, a drop of cold sweat slipped across his forehead, Wang Dayong is in trouble, if he beats the drums again, Li Hao might really smash the drum set and offend Xiao Jiji, the bed bully.

The three of them didn't know that Li Hao had provoked him long ago, and made Xiao Jiji dizzy. Now Xiao Jiji was lying in the hospital, doing a full set of physical examinations to see if he was so angry that his blood vessels burst.

The night was sad and beautiful, with dark clouds and misty drizzle.

Li Hao lay on the bed, tossing and turning, cursing the old Wang next door who was beating the drum, and fell asleep again.

In the dreamy dream, Li Hao, wearing a Mr. Wensheng scarf on his head, a Mr. Wensheng cloak, and a golden pleated fan in his hand, walked into the boudoir of a rich lady.

In the pink curtain that hangs down to the ground, the Huayi people look around with bright eyes and smile sweetly, with long waterfall hair draped over their shoulders, graceful, luxurious and charming.

Hua Yi leaned on her clean cheeks, and said delicately: "Officer, I have been waiting for a long time!"

"Xiaoyu Xiaoying Spring Festival Gala, people are like jade, willows are like eyebrows, lovesickness!" Li Hao shook his folding fan, and said with an intoxicated smirk: "Hehe, the lady is alone in the boudoir, the officials have been looking forward to it for a long time!"

Hua Yiren lightly brushed her long hair at the side of her temples, she laughed sweetly, dimples appeared on her cheeks, and said delicately:

"I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day and don't see you. Let's drink the water of the river together!

When will this water rest, when will this hatred end!I only hope that the king's heart is like my heart, and I will definitely live up to my lovesickness! "

Li Hao smirked, threw away the folding fan, and said domineeringly: "Drunk lying on the lap of a beautiful woman, wake up and take power in the world! Drink the strongest wine and steal the strongest woman!"

"The officials are good or bad, I didn't steal the man!" Hua Yiren stretched out her green fingers, poked Li Hao's forehead, looked around in horror, and said coquettishly.

"One moment of Qingxiao is worth a thousand gold!" Li Hao said with a smirk.

"Officials...!" Before Hua Yiren finished speaking, it turned into a rain of flowers and disappeared.

"Crack! Crack! Crack! Boom, boom, boom!" The deafening sound of the drum broke the tranquility of the night. Li Hao suddenly woke up with a startled face, his face contorted with anger, and the drum set sounded. .

Without further ado, Li Hao stood up and sat up furiously. Putting on his shoes, he was about to smash the drum set and teach the old Wang next door a lesson.

"Brother Hao, calm down, don't be impulsive!" The glasses brother called out coquettishly, and grabbed Li Hao.

"Be patient!" Fei Bo came over and grabbed Li Hao's other arm.

"I saw that the old king next door was upset, and he would have done it long ago if he could do it. That bastard is the sleeping bully boy. If he wants to live in the dormitory, he can only bear it." Chen Hao got up and persuaded.

"Grandpa! Let go, I'll go to the bathroom!" Li Hao complained, and walked into the bathroom angrily.

After a while, Li Hao lay lazily on the bed, looking at Fei Bo and Brother Glasses who were fighting at night with the lights on, and Chen Hao who was sleeping soundly.

Li Hao sighed, living in a dormitory is not easy, not only must you have a good roommate, but you must also have a good neighbor. It would be bad luck to have someone like the old Wang next door.

In a daze, Li Hao fell asleep again, the heroine changed, and Xiao Yanzhi appeared in the dream.

In the pitch-black midnight, Li Hao wore a skull mask and turned into a wretched uncle, walking tall buildings and jumping buildings, jumping houses and jumping spines, like strands of flat ground, elegant and unrestrained like a Spiderman.

Standing on the torch of the Statue of Liberty, Li Hao looked down at the glamorous and brightly lit steel forest. Xiao Yanzhi trembled like a frightened deer, and said in a trembling voice, "Uncle, stop playing, Rouge is afraid of heights!"

Li Hao lit a thick cigar, held it in his mouth defiantly, spit out a mouthful of white mist, and said calmly: "What are you afraid of, girl, with uncle covering you, even if Superman kills you, I can still deal with it." he!"

"Superman can fly, you can't beat him." Xiao Yanzhi questioned, blinking her big watery eyes.

"Damn! Isn't it just the bird man wearing underpants, uncle shot him!" Li Hao took out the M500 revolver, and the revolver spun extremely fast on his fingers, looking very tugging.

"Yanzhi is so scared, uncle take me down!" Xiao Yanzhi begged.

"Take you to pretend, take you to fly!" Li Hao put away the revolver, put on the most domineering posture, and said with a smirk: "Uncle said that he will take you straight to the sky, hehe!"

"Ah!" Xiao Yanzhi exclaimed, and fell headlong into the torch. She looked at Li Hao in astonishment, at a loss.

"Bully, let go of that girl and let me do it!" A childish voice sounded from the sky.

Li Hao watched intently, his nose twisted in anger. Timo was wearing windy toad mirrors, underpants, and a fiery red cloak, whizzing towards him from a distance.

"Damn it! Superman is here, how did Xiao Mo get in here in my dream!" Li Hao was dumbfounded, the cigar in his mouth fell to the ground, looked at Tee Mo with horror, and screamed.

"On behalf of justice, I strongly condemn you. You are too shameless, too immoral, and too deceitful!" Timo stood in the air, his golden fluff fluttering with the night wind, hugging his shoulders defiantly, and said angrily: " Scoundrel, where is Master Teemo's Man Han Banquet, where is my roasted whole lamb, where is my breakfast?"

"Split Pala! Split Pala! Boom, boom, boom!" A harsh drumbeat sounded again, and the veins on Li Hao's forehead popped up. He suddenly opened his eyes, got up and put on his shoes, Wearing a pair of big boxer pants, he rushed out of the gate in a hurry.
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