Back to Daming to be a genius

Chapter 5
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"Xiong Hu? So this beautiful girl is called Xiong Hu." Our young master Zhang was secretly delighted, and hurriedly shouted at Zhang Shitou: "Shitou, immediately tell them to carry the coffin of the old lady to our house in the south of the city. Reward money! Ask the servants there to prepare three animal sacrifices and a good banquet to welcome the coffin of the old lady and Miss Xiong Hu."

"What a pity, young master, just put your mind at ease." Zhang Shitou agreed knowingly, and at the same time secretly pondered in his heart - if the young master wants a young lady, the maid should belong to me, right?Our young master Zhang turned to the beautiful tigress Xiong Hu, and politely made an invitation gesture, "Miss Xiong, please come with Xiaosheng. When you are on the street, Xiaosheng will ask someone to hire a sedan chair for you."

"Thank you, Mr. Zhang, but there is no need for a sedan chair." Xiong Hu blushed, and shyly followed behind Young Master Zhang.

Things have come to this point, our Young Master Zhang can basically be said to have a sure chance of winning, as long as he tricks the beautiful tigress Xiong Hu into the house, and then feeds her some high-quality food and tea mixed with special ingredients, our Young Master Zhang will have a good day today! In the evening, you can enjoy some beautiful women like jade, and then you can collect gambling debts from a bunch of cronies and friends, and collect money and sex.At this moment, two brothers, Wu Qing and Wu Zhi, who had always been at odds with our Young Master Zhang, came out from nowhere. Wu Qing pointed at our Young Master Zhang and shouted: "Young Master Zhang Gou, what are you doing again?" You want to lure the young lady into the house to pour Mongolian sweat medicine, don't you?"

"Pretty girl, don't be fooled!" Wu Zhi, with a bruised nose and swollen face, also came to tear down the stage, and shouted, "This Zhang Haogu, nicknamed Gou Shao, is a well-known rascal in Linqing City. He likes to seduce girls from good families the most. , if you enter his house, you will definitely be ruined by him!"

"Fart! Zhang Shitou, hit me!" As soon as he was about to succeed, there were side effects. Our young master Zhang was so angry that his nose was crooked. He picked up the stone and rushed forward to beat up the two brothers of the Wu family.But the two brothers Wu Qing and Wu Zhi, who deliberately disrupted the stage, immediately disappeared into the crowd after yelling these two sentences.On the contrary, most of the surrounding Linqing people knew the details of our young master Zhang, and knew that young master Zhang was planning to do something harmful to nature, so they all laughed and said nothing.

"Stop, bastard, if I don't beat you two brats to death today, my surname will not be Zhang!" Young Master Zhang became more and more furious, almost wanting to tear the two brothers of the Wu family apart and feed them to the dogs.But at this moment, our Young Master Zhang suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and an invisible murderous aura enveloped his whole body. When Young Master Zhang slowly turned his head, he immediately saw that the pretty face of the pretty tigress Xiong Hu had turned into a Iron-blue, with both hands still pinching their knuckles crackling...

"Miss Xiong, you must not listen to the nonsense of those two brats." Young Master Zhang took a step back and stammered to explain: "I'm a good person, I really want to help you, and I didn't have any bad ideas about you... ...Oh my god! Help——!"

"The prostitute! I'll kill you!" Xiong Hu, who was almost insane, was furious. He jumped up and kicked Young Master Zhang's back with both feet, kicking poor Young Master Zhang to the ground in one fell swoop.Before Young Master Zhang got up, Xiong Hu had already ridden on Young Master Zhang's back, and the powder fists came down one after another like raindrops, each punch was harder than the next, and each punch was more poisonous, hitting our Young Master Zhang all over the head. Giving birth, crying for father and mother, in the end our young master Zhang couldn't resist, he just kicked his legs, and passed out with white foam in his mouth...

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Evil comes with evil, and he tried to seduce the daughter of the people and was brutally beaten. When Master Zhang woke up moaning, he was already lying on the bed in his own bedroom at home. Eleven mothers of Young Master Zhang were crying beside him, and his father, Zhang Laocai, looked sad. With a full face, he kept moaning and groaning, cursing our Young Master Zhang for being disobedient and mischievous.

But after seeing Young Master Zhang wake up, the eleven mothers who were crying to death just now were either weeping with joy, or screaming with joy, all yelling, very happy, just now they were still cursing and waiting for their son Zhang Laocai, who woke up to find his son to settle accounts, was also satisfied with his smile. He quickly pushed away a dozen wives, climbed up to his son and said excitedly: "Little ancestor, you finally woke up. I almost died of anxiety because of you. What are you doing now?" Like? Does it still hurt?"

"Father, I hurt." Young Master Zhang recognized the identity of this big fat man from the memory of his predecessor, and he agreed with a moaning moan--Young Master Zhang is not acting like a baby, and that beautiful tigress Xiong Hu doesn't know what he is practicing. What effort, our young master Zhang still feels a headache and a splitting brain after beating him up, and his whole body hurts everywhere, everywhere.

"Quick, come on, go and call the doctor." Zhang Laocai's youngest wife, who is also the mother of Young Master Zhang, screamed anxiously, as if she was afraid that her wicked son would die if the doctor came late.Zhang Laocai's other wives were also very nervous, and they were in a hurry, calling the doctor or feeding water and medicine, and they treated Young Master Zhang as his own son.Although Zhang Laocai himself was annoyed that his only son was acting mischievously outside, but after all, the only son was the only seedling of ten generations, Zhang Laocai was still so anxious that he almost kicked the servant who was going to call the doctor out of the house to do business.

"Father, where's that beautiful tigress? It's the one that beat me on the pier." After drinking two sips of water, our Young Master Zhang immediately remembered the beautiful tigress that knocked him out.Zhang Laocai became furious when he heard it, and couldn't help cursing: "You bastard! What time is this, are you still thinking about women? She's gone, she knocked you unconscious yesterday and left!"

"Father, why didn't you ask the government to catch her?" Young Master Zhang yelled aggrievedly, "That tigress hit me so viciously, it was just killing her for money, why didn't you arrest her and let her Sue?"

"Slap!" Zhang Laocai was furious, and for the first time he personally slapped our young master Zhang, which made young master Zhang's cheeks swell, and he even completely forgot his best trick of crying, making trouble and hanging himself.Zhang Laocai's [-]th wife didn't cry with her husband because of this. Instead, she took Master Zhang's hand and cried: "My little ancestor, you should stop causing trouble for your father. That little bitch has a big background, we The family can't afford it."

"Mother, what is the origin of that tigress? Can't even offend our Zhang family?" Young Master Zhang was a little confused-although the Zhang family is not a family of officials, it has a lot of gold and silver. A breeze.Young Master Zhang's mother cried and scolded: "That damned little slut is the daughter of the former Minister of the Ministry of War. Although her father committed a crime and is now in jail, the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse, so Linqing's The county magistrate didn't dare to arrest her at all, and your father had no choice but to watch her go. The god damn dog, the county magistrate, usually eats our family's food and takes our family's food. At this time, he is like a mother You are so timid!"

"The daughter of the former Minister of the Ministry of War?" Young Master Zhang shook his still dizzy head, turned to Zhang Laocai and asked, "Father? Minister of the Ministry of War? The former Minister of the Ministry of War?"

"Xiong Tingbi." Zhang Laocai gritted his teeth and replied.

"Xiong Tingbi?!" Young Master Zhang sat up abruptly, and exclaimed in shock, "Is she Xiong Tingbi's daughter? Is that the daughter of Xiong Tingbi who once served as a military envoy to Liaodong and defeated Nurhachi several times?"

"Yes, that's him." Zhang Laocai nodded in surprise, thinking that this stupid son of Lao Tzu could still know the official name of the Liaodong Economic Strategy Envoy, Xiong Tingbi and Nuerhachi—could it be that the ancestors showed their spirits and let Lao Tzu Has the silly son opened up a little bit?
"Xiong Tingbi? Xiong Tingbi! Xiong Hu is Xiong Tingbi's daughter? I almost deceived Xiong Tingbi's daughter?" Young Master Zhang slammed his head in frustration—although our Young Master Zhang graduated from the Pheasant University in his previous life, Xiong Tingbi's I've heard the name before—a military genius in the late Ming Dynasty, who led the army as a scholar, fought so hard that the Manchu Eight Banners dared not peek inside the pass. If he hadn't been framed to death by treacherous officials, the Manchu Tartars might not have been able to enter Central Plains, maybe he will be wiped out of the pass by him!In a word, this old thing might be better at fighting than Yuan Chonghuan!And our young master Zhang almost became his cheap son-in-law, this complicated feeling is beyond description.

"Son, don't be stupid and beat yourself up, don't be afraid, your mother and your father will protect you." Seeing Young Master Zhang beat himself on the head in annoyance, the eleven old wives of Young Master Zhang and Lao Cai all misunderstood what Young Master Zhang meant. , the eleven mothers took Master Zhang's hand, and Zhang Laocai persuaded him: "Son, don't be afraid, don't worry, I have already inquired clearly from the county magistrate, and that old man Xiong Tingbi has already gone to the capital. Heaven prison, maybe he will be beheaded during the autumn judging this year, and once he dies, I will pay the government to clean up that little girl in his family right away, and avenge you!"

"Xiong Tingbi isn't dead yet?" Young Master Zhang's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to ask: "Father, are you sure that old bastard Xiong Tingbi is not dead yet?"

"Not dead, but already sentenced to death." Zhang Laocai nodded his head.Young Master Zhang was overjoyed when he heard the words, he slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "It's good that I'm not dead, this matter can still be saved!"

"It's good if you don't die?" Zhang Laocai and his eleven wives looked at each other, but they really didn't understand what the wicked son meant.And our young master Zhang couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and the abacus beads in his heart were already crackling - since Xiong Tingbi is not dead, it means that there is still salvation in this world tomorrow, if he finds a way Rescue Xiong Tingbi and let him keep his head temporarily, then when the battle in Liaodong is tense in the future, the emperor will re-enable Xiong Tingbi in all likelihood, and maybe the Manchu Tartars will be kept out or destroyed outside the pass!In this way, I don't have to worry about being beheaded by the Manchu Tartars after entering the customs, nor do I have to worry about living with a pig's tail for the rest of my life. Maybe Xiong Tingbi will marry his daughter Xiong Hu to him out of gratitude. Not only was she picking up a beautiful wife for nothing, but she could also marry Xiong Hu over and make her round and pinch her, what a shame on the pier!
Thinking about it, our Young Master Zhang smirked, and the saliva flowed out of the corner of his mouth unconsciously, so frightened Zhang Laocai and the eleven mothers of Young Master Zhang yelled again, "Lang Zhong! Quickly call Lang Zhong! My son! His head was beaten stupidly......!"

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For the next two days, our Young Master Zhang has been recuperating on the bed, moaning and enjoying the gentle service of the beautiful maid, while figuring out how to rescue Xiong Tingbi from prison.But it's okay if you don't think about it. After careful calculation, our young master Zhang soon found out that what he thought before was really too simple and simple.Wanting to get Xiong Tingbi out of prison, among other things, even if Young Master Zhang wants to bribe with money, he has no way in the court, and even sugar-coated cannonballs can't find a place to fire. Since then, he has been reduced to a rich man in the countryside, and has no friendship with the court dignitaries. It is as difficult as going to the sky to get someone from the prison of the Ministry of Punishment.And why Xiong Tingbi went to jail, who was the treacherous villain who framed him, and who should he go if he wanted to save him? Young Master Zhang's eyes were smeared about these things, and if he wanted to save Xiong Tingbi, he would be like a tiger eating a hedgehog—— Nowhere to speak.

"Oh, it would be great if my family had any relatives in the imperial court." Young Master Zhang sighed, regretting that he didn't find a son of a dignitary in the imperial court to borrow his body to revive his soul, otherwise he wouldn't be as rich and powerless as he is now.But when thinking of this, our Young Master Zhang naturally thought of the story of Zhang Haogu—bewitched by a money-grubbing fortune teller, he went to Beijing to take the exam stupidly, accidentally bumped into Wei Zhongxian's 2-year-old horse, and almost He was decapitated, but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Wei Zhongxian, whose head was suddenly short-circuited, sent someone to take his business card to the examination room. After the downfall of Wei Zhongxian, he was promoted three ranks in a row, entered the cabinet to pay homage to the prime minister, and became the prime minister of the Ming Dynasty!If this story is true, it would be much easier for Young Master Zhang to save Xiong Tingbi through Wei Zhongxian's route.

"Is this story true? Was there a prime minister named Zhang Haogu in the Ming Dynasty?" Young Master Zhang carefully flipped through the poor historical knowledge in his mind, but after flipping through it, Young Master Zhang was still sad and sad. It was also depressing to find out that from his historical knowledge, he only knew that there was an eunuch named Wei Zhongxian who was relatively good at the court in this era, and the rest didn't even know who the prime minister was. ——Of course, if our Young Master Zhang knew that the Ming Dynasty no longer had a prime minister since Hu Weiyong, he would definitely be even more depressed...

"Master, Master." Zhang Shitou yelled softly outside the window, pulling Young Master Zhang back from deep thinking.Young Master Zhang yelled angrily: "What are you crying about? If you have something to say, tell me!"

He sneaked in from the window and saw that there was no one else in the room, so Zhang Shitou went through the window and entered the room, nodded and bowed and smiled apologetically: "Master, I'm really sorry, the master is still making trouble for the incident on the pier these two days. This is why the villain dare not come in in front of the master and others, and has no chance to see the young master. Today I heard that the master went outside the city to watch the tenants go to the spring plowing, so the young man dared to come and visit the young master." Speaking of Now, Zhang Shitou added with concern, "Master, how are you doing now? I heard from the doctor that the tigress hit your head, and it may affect your brain."

"It's okay, young master, I'm lucky and I can't die." Young master Zhang waved his hand generously, and asked again: "By the way, what happened after I was knocked unconscious by that tigress last time, young master? Give me the details." Let me tell you."

"Master, you were really in danger at that time." Zhang Shitou sighed, and then explained in detail what happened that day.It turned out that after Young Master Zhang was beaten unconscious by the beautiful tigress Xiong Hu that day, Xiong Hu was afraid of causing death, so he took the initiative to stop and let Young Master Zhang take a life. When Zhang Laocai saw his only son being beaten like that, he was forcing the magistrate of Linqing to take revenge on someone. He never thought that Xiong Hu would show her own identity and move out her father's name of Xiong Tingbi, Minister of the Ministry of War, to frighten the magistrate of Linqing. Hurrying to let her go, Zhang Laocai was too frightened to pursue the case, so Xiong Hu hired another boat and took her deceased second mother's coffin to Beijing. ——What depressed our Young Master Zhang the most was that the money that Xiong Hu used to hire the ship was actually the funeral ceremony he sent to Xiong Hu.

"This is really a big loss." Young Master Zhang scratched his head incomparably, sighed and said, "Forget it, let me be a young master and do good deeds. Her father is about to be beheaded anyway. It has to be passed on to the first nine sides, and the one who hit the little girl is still behind, so there is no need to be as knowledgeable as her."

"Master, you are really a good person." Unexpectedly, the young master did not lose his temper. Zhang Shitou, who grew up with the young master Zhang, was a little surprised, but Zhang Shitou was even more surprised by another thing. Asked further: "Master, how do you say that her father is about to be beheaded? You also said that her father will be passed on to the first nine sides?"

"History book..." Young Master Zhang originally wanted to say that it was written in the history book, but when he got to his mouth, he realized that something was wrong, so he quickly changed his words and cursed: "Idiot! That old thing was beheaded, and Xiong Hu's beautiful tigress There is no backer, when the young master catches her again, don't you just squash her if you want to squash her? Make her round if you want to round her?"

"Oh, that's how it is." Zhang Shitou suddenly realized, and suggested with a sinister smile: "Master, why don't we go to a few monks and priests to perform rituals as usual, so that her father will be beheaded earlier?"

"Fuck!" Young Master Zhang's nose was almost crooked, thinking that I'm having a headache here, how can you save Xiong Tingbi, you still have to find monks and priests to do things for him, and curse him to die early?But when Young Master Zhang was about to yell, he suddenly thought of something again, and thought, "That's right! Since I have no way of knowing whether Zhang Haogu's story is true or not, I might as well go to the street to find a fortune teller , if there is a fortune teller who really said that I can go to Beijing to rush for the exam and can be the top three in high school, doesn't that prove that the story is true?" Thinking of this, Young Master Zhang jumped up from the bed and shouted: "Stone, I will wear clothes to serve the young master." Clothes, let's go shopping."

"Going to the street?" Zhang Shitou was startled at first and then surprised, and hurriedly dissuaded him: "Master, your illness is not completely cured, it's better not to move around, or if the master finds out, my ass will be opened. gone."

"Stop talking nonsense, if you don't go, young master, I'll ask someone to open your ass right now!" Young Master Zhang threatened directly.Zhang Shitou, who knew of Young Master Zhang's unruly temper, had no choice but to help Young Master Zhang change his clothes. Young Master Zhang was also afraid that the eleven mothers would find out, so he brought some silver and the spring painting fan that the former Young Master Zhang never left his body. He led Zhang Shitou over the window and climbed the wall and slipped out of the house.

Do you want to know who the swindler who told our young master Zhang's fortune is?Please see the next chapter.

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