My servant in the Tang Dynasty is Li Shimin

Chapter 245 Li Er's Fantastic Drifting (Part [-])
"My God! When will this nightmare end?"

Li Shimin was distraught, feeling that the whole world was against him.

Is it that difficult to give a way out?
"God, if you have the guts, make the situation worse!"

After scolding the big dog from the inside out, Li Shimin started to scold the sky again.

Anyway, it has come to this point, and I was almost shot down by the catapult just now, could it be more outrageous?
Now he is already a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"Your Majesty, please stop scolding."

As soon as Li Shimin's shout fell, Li Junxian's mourning sounded.

"The current situation seems to be really worse?"

"The flame vents on the side can't be closed either!"

"What!"

Li Shimin was immediately stunned, turned his head suddenly, and stared at Li Junxian.

"You mean, this thing can't turn, it can only rush all the way to the end?"

"It seems to be true, woo woo woo~"

Li Junxian covered his mouth, he was so desperate that he didn't want to speak!
woohoo~
The hot air balloon of Gou Dahu really has problems except that it takes off normally!

"What the hell do you do?"

Li Shimin was angry, and strode forward directly, grabbing Li Junxian's collar fiercely!

"Why can't you even turn around?"

"Your Majesty, you blame me, who am I to blame!"

Li Junxian resisted and stopped crying, his tone was very dissatisfied.

At this time, he was also full of anger.

If it wasn't for His Majesty's vanity attack and insisted on experiencing the feeling of heaven, how could they have fallen to this point?

"you……"

boom!
Just when the two of them were at war, the hot air balloon suddenly shook violently again!

The degree of shaking was even stronger than before.

The two fell face down to the charcoal pile beside them, blending perfectly with the night.

"Is there another catapult?"

"Could it be that there are catapults everywhere in Yuhang?"

Both of them were startled, and quickly got up, they couldn't be so unlucky, right?
Although thinking about what happened tonight, it would not be surprising if anything happened again, but they still couldn't accept it.

Once this person gets unlucky, his teeth will get stuck after drinking cold water.

The two quickly stopped and approached the edge of the basket to check the situation.

But before they got close enough, there was another violent shaking.

boom!
The two almost fell down and could only hold on to the basket fence to keep their balance.

At the same time, they also saw the surrounding situation clearly.

total darkness!
That is, there are no villages or towns around.

And there will be no catapults aimed at them.

So why do hot air balloons shake?
"Your Majesty, I think we should have bumped into something."

Li Junxian was sweating crazily.

"What did you hit again?"

Li Shimin was horrified, feeling that the darkness around him was like a huge mouth that would devour people, ready to swallow them completely at any moment.

boom!
At this time, another violent shaking occurred, and with the opportunity of this close contact, the two finally saw what they had bumped into.

trees!

But why are there trees in the sky?
Could it be that it grows on a mountain?
After the two were stunned for a moment, they immediately thought of something important, and their expressions changed drastically at the same time!
What the hell!

They shouldn't have been blown to the edge of a mountain, right?
Boom boom~
As if to verify their guesses, all kinds of shaking continued without giving them any chance to breathe.

In desperation, Li Shimin wanted to jump off the hot air balloon directly.

But looking at the darkness below, he was completely scared again.

Although it is thrilling to stay in a hot air balloon, you can't die for a while.

But if you jump down and step on the air with one foot, it will be completely cold.

In the end, the Tang emperor completely collapsed.

"help!"

"Who can save us!"

……

"The scenery is beautiful on a sunny day, with red and green grass."

"Lelehehe ran forward, I am the best when I walk all over the green hills."

On the empty long road, a small carriage was swaying, moving forward very arrogantly.

And in the carriage, a plump chubby man was lying comfortably while singing a song happily.

"Sure enough, I'm still the smartest in the whole imperial city!"

"Use the injury as an excuse, rest for a day, and then set off the next day."

"In this way, even if you don't have to go with a big dog, you can still catch up with my little sister's birthday."

Li Tai smiled cheerfully, even though he was lying down, he was still proud of his intelligence and wisdom.

Although a rib was broken, he escaped the horrific killing of the dog.

In contrast, breaking only one rib is not too cost-effective!
This wave is simply making money directly!

"Even when the time comes, I can still complain in front of my father."

"Tell me how I endured the pain. As soon as my injury improved a little, I rushed over overnight to win a wave of sympathy and improve my status in the heart of my father."

"My God, how can I be so smart!"

"Peerless magic trick!"

Li Tai laughed out loud without any scruples. The driver of the carriage is his core servant and is completely trustworthy.

Therefore, he is not worried about revealing the secret.

In short, just one word - cool!

Two words - very cool!
Three words - very cool!

Four words - it's so cool!
I feel... I have reached the pinnacle of my life!

"Oh, oh, it hurts!"

"Fuck, laughing too excitedly, the ribs seem to be misaligned again, oops!"

"that……"

Just as Li Tai gasped, the driver's suspicious voice suddenly sounded.

"Ahead, there seems to be Lord Protector..."

"(⊙o⊙) what?"

Lord Protector?
Big dog!
Li Tai was startled suddenly, the fear deep in his memory completely exploded, he didn't even hear what was going on, and immediately crawled up enduring the severe pain!

Even got your shoes on and ready to sneak!

No!It should be said that he was already slipping away.

"Don't expose me!"

After saying this, Li Tai jumped out of the carriage and ran wildly.

This scene directly made the driver look stupid, what the hell is going on?
It wasn't until Li Tai quickly disappeared that he came back to his senses and said loudly:

"Your Highness, wait a minute, it's not the Lord Protector himself, but the flying car of the Lord Protector has appeared."

"And it seemed to have had an accident and fell to the ground."

"Dog Dahu's flying car?"

"An accident?"

Li Tai stopped running wildly, turned his head and looked in the direction the coachman was pointing.

Soon, a slightly tattered basket appeared in sight.

There are also large pieces of colored cloth floating around.

It seems that it is indeed the flying strange creation of the big dog.

But why does it appear here?
"Isn't it supposed to be in Qiantang Lake?"

"Could it be that there was an accident, that it fell accidentally?"

Li Tai thought about it carefully, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, and even his expression became excited.

Yes, it must be so!
There must be a big problem with this flying creation of Gou Dahu!
In fact, think about it. After all, it is a thing that flies in the sky. It is not particularly reliable in the first place, and it is reasonable to have accidents.

Hahaha!
Big dog, big dog, you have today too!

"Your Highness, what should we do now?"

The coachman asked tentatively, he was a little confused about what Li Tai was thinking right now.

The flying car of the protector of the country had an accident. Is it so exciting?
"What else can I do? Of course, hurry up and collect the body for Duke Protector... Bah! Clean up the mess!"

After finishing speaking, he held his head high and walked towards the hot air balloon arrogantly!
"What are you still doing here? Could it be that you were frightened by this little scene?"

The coachman was speechless for a while.

Who is this scared?Who was it that suddenly ran away just now?

Your Highness, are you speaking out of your own conscience?
However, he could only dare to complain in his heart about these words. If he really said them, His Highness might blow his head off.

Withdrawing his thoughts, he took two steps in three steps, and immediately followed Li Tai.

Not long after, the two came around the hot air balloon.

Li Tai originally wanted to go directly to search, but after thinking about it, he felt a little embarrassed again.

Don't be afraid of [-], just in case, if the big dog suddenly jumped out of it to cheat the corpse, what should we do?
Therefore, for the sake of his own safety, Li Tai hesitated for a while, then suddenly looked at the coachman and pointed at the hot air balloon.

"Come on, go and see if anyone is inside."

After finishing speaking, the little fat pier took a few steps back lightly.

Driver: "..."

The coachman was speechless for a while, but he couldn't resist his orders, so he could only bite the bullet and go up to search.

And Li Tai had retreated to a very far distance, hiding behind a rock, only peeking out a pair of small mung bean eyes.

Not long after, the coachman made a major discovery and exclaimed: "Your Highness, there are two people in this basket!"

"They're still angry, they're still angry!"

Two people?
Still angry?
For some reason, as soon as Li Tai heard this sentence, he felt an urge to run up and strangle them to death.

Fuck me, how many lives does this big dog have?

But in the end, reason prevailed, and he walked forward without a good air.

"Then you should carry them out first."

"Ok."

The coachman nodded, and then he was busy for a while.

It didn't take long for him to carry out the two men in a state of embarrassment.

"Fuck, did they fall directly into the coal pit? Why is this face so black?"

Li Tai looked at the two lying on the ground, and couldn't help feeling suspicious.

Although his face was too dark to see his appearance clearly, why doesn't he look like a big dog with his height and build?
On the contrary, he is a bit like his father and Li Junxian.

Confused, Li Tai stretched out his hand, picked up a handkerchief and wiped their faces.

"Hahaha, look, he really looks like my stupid father!"

After wiping the face of one of them clean, Li Tai suddenly became happy.

"These eyebrows, these lips, and the bridge of the nose are exactly the same!"

"Hahaha! You even opened your eyes!"

"But my mentally handicapped old man is not here, otherwise he would definitely..."

"meeting……"

"meeting…"

"turtle!"

(End of this chapter)