Prosperous Tang Soul

Chapter 52 You fart all at once!

Pretending not to see, Zhang Yi started preparing dinner on his own.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat with those thick-armed men, it's that those guys are too vulgar, and they are full of nasty jokes floating on the stone platform before they have had a full meal for a few days The big killer of crit.

Of course, pork cannot be used to entertain distinguished guests. Although beef is very good, killing cattle is a serious crime, so there are not many choices left for Zhang Yi. Fortunately, Lao Zhong has already had lamb prepared. If there are some fresh wild vegetables, then Making a hot pot meal should be very suitable during the cold weather of the twelfth lunar month.

There are still a lot of spices brought, and the spicy taste can be replaced by dogwood. As for the wild vegetables, as long as they greet the extremely bored children in the village, they will immediately rush to the fields.

Put two tablespoons of vegetable oil in the pot, and then stir-fry ginger, garlic and other seasonings, and suddenly an extremely strong fragrance wafts out along the roof.

When the hot pot ingredients have reached the heat, a few ladles of high soup are poured in, and then the pot lid is closed and slowly boiled over low heat
When the stove was moved to the table in the hut, and the copper basin was also put on the shelf, the intense sadness on Feng Zhidai's face was immediately replaced by a look of joy.

"Chestnut, be careful! Knowing my brother, I like this one. I actually made such a big pot of vegetables today. I will forgive you for scolding me today!" Feng Zhidai spoke with quick feet. Rubbed against the table.

This is how a foodie looks like, the host picks up the chopsticks and picks up the vegetables in the copper basin shamelessly even before the table is served, watching this guy pick up the scallions that are used as condiments and can't help but go Zhang Yi felt that this was the most authentic portrayal of Feng Zhidai when he delivered it in his mouth.

A person who can eat seven or eight scallions in one sitting won't believe it if he doesn't fart to death later!

You must sit opposite this guy later, or you will definitely suffer from air pollution.

When it was on the table, Hua'er immediately brought over the mutton that had already been cut into paper thick slices, and of course there were a lot of wild vegetables, and then stood in front of the lord and served him.

Wild vegetables cannot be eaten first, because the oil and water will be swept away. In that case, it is eating boiled pork slices.

Ignoring Feng Zhidai's puzzled expression, he took out a small bowl, put some sesame oil, salt, and chopped green onion, ginger and garlic flakes in it, and then stirred it evenly with chopsticks into an oil dish, and it came out of the oven.

"Chestnut, where's mine?" Feng Zhidai asked.

"Get it yourself!" Zhang Yi didn't have time to worry about him, picked up a piece of mutton with chopsticks, and then lightly rinsed it twice in the tumbling basin. Immediately, the mutton became curly. When dipped, the mutton will be full of fragrance, and it will make people swallow it in one gulp.

Thin taste, no smell, and the meat quality of the mutton is also very well preserved, it just melts in the mouth.

At this time Feng Zhidai was dumbfounded, and only now did he realize that the scallions he just ate were condiments for making soup, and his face immediately turned red. It was a shame to throw it at grandma's house now!
But this guy is really thick-skinned, he doesn't care about the flushed little face of the painting beside him, imitating Zhang Yi's example, he quickly got himself an oil dish, and then started to eat and drink
Eating a meal was indescribably enjoyable, but the strange smell of chopped green onions in the room made people feel uncomfortable.

"Idiot, do you think you can fart all at once? Every time you let it out in such a sneaky way, it's hard to understand?" Walking out of the hut, Zhang Yi immediately protested to Feng Zhidai.

If he hadn't walked so fast just now, he would have been suffocated to death by this guy's fart, and he wouldn't be able to eat a hot pot in peace.

Feng Zhidai's face turned red all of a sudden. It's shameful to fart. If he didn't do it secretly, he said with great fanfare, "Hey! Dude, pay attention, I'm going to fart?"

There's no way to say that, is it?
But people always like to find reasons for themselves, and they will get angry. Seeing Zhang Yi's smirk, Feng Zhidai immediately retorted: "It's not you, there is no way to say how to eat when you serve the pot." It's strange that I ate so many green onions!"

After all, he is still too young, and the good family education makes Feng Zhidairu unable to say the fart no matter what.

However, when he finished talking, he saw Zhang Yi clutching his stomach and twitching non-stop, so he couldn't live.Not only did he become a turtle for a while, but he also became a fart boy, and the two of them fought into a ball when they rushed forward from the edge of their anger.

Hua'er naturally didn't dare to go up to persuade a fight, but she was happy to see that her lord had the upper hand. It was obviously an honor to her to be able to beat the son of a lord of the country under her body.

Tired of being crazy, the two of them sat on the stone slab and counted the stars boredly.

"Lizi, just now I saw that your maid didn't seem to have opened her eyes, did she?" Feng Zhidai found a topic.

"Well, what do you mean by that?" Zhang Yi looked over with vigilance.

For Feng Zhidai, he always felt that this guy looked at him in a weird way, especially the half-smiling look in his eyes reminded him of the way this guy looked at him when he was still in Lingnan.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yi unconsciously leaned to the side, wondering if this guy has been hiding something?Those eyes, that smile, are so similar to those who pick up soap in later generations.

"Nothing!" Seeing Zhang Yi's vigilant look, Feng Zhidai laughed immediately, then cleared his throat and asked, "I have a question that I don't understand. Such a delicate little beauty serves you every day. Yes, you can suppress it? Could it be that there is a problem?"

As he spoke, he patted his chest vigorously, and assured him: "Don't worry, even if there is a problem, I won't tell it, and I will definitely keep it a secret from you! And hehe! I don't have a tiger whip, I will guarantee you to eat it again." Zhengxiongfeng hahahahaha!"

"You are the only one with problems, your whole family has problems!" Zhang Yi immediately became angry.

As a man, how can you say that you can't do it?Especially some aspects!
"Then why the painting?" Feng Zhidai immediately turned his eyes to the flushed painting in the distance, and twisted his mouth in contempt, as if to say that no matter whether others believe it or not, I believe it anyway!
Zhang Yi was so angry that he had nothing to say, this was simply revenge!

However, at this moment, a shout of excitement immediately excited Zhang Yi.

"My lord, my lord, our cement is a success!".
I only saw a crazy shadow figure rushing towards him in the distance, and the ecstasy that was so joyous on his face spread throughout the entire Zhangjiazhuang in an instant!

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