Prosperous Tang Soul

Chapter 243 Soy-flavored fart!

Chapter 243 Soy-flavored fart!
Tang Peng is definitely a well-known figure in Chang'an City.

Of course, it's not how capable or capable he is, but that this guy is very good at playing, and he often studies how to play!
He often drags a large group of honorable children to linger in Qinglou Chuguan, gambling houses, and painting boats. Just like his old man Tang Jian when he was young, he is a complete bastard!

Both Niu Jinda and Li Jing had heard about these things to some extent, and Li Jing couldn't help but pay attention to these things.

"Among the army, that kid shouldn't mess around, right?" Li Jing looked at Niu Jinda.

To be honest, his heart is a little beating now, but because of his pride in Xungui himself, he still has a glimmer of hope in Tang Peng after all.

In his opinion, after all, there is always a time when a person is young, and it's not a big problem to be a little aggressive or playful, as long as you know how to advance and retreat, and know how to measure when doing business.

"It doesn't matter what you and I think, the key is to see what that kid does!" Niu Jinda stretched out his hand, covered his eyes and looked at the infinitely extending road ahead, unconsciously licking his dry lips. The corner of his mouth, and then said: "The sun is really poisonous, I'm afraid it's really impossible to march like this! Let's slow down the matter on the military supply side, anyway, there are still a few of our old hands over there, small problems There may be, and there should be no major problems, the most urgent task now is to settle the issue of the march!"

"That's great!" Li Jing nodded, agreeing, "Since you don't object, I'll send an order to find a shady place to camp and rest, and then march after sunset. Take a look at the logistics side, if there is a problem, we can deal with it in time!"

"The general manager has an order to find a place in the shade of the mountain to camp and rest, to cook and eat at the time of You, and to march at the time of Xu."

As the herald recalled in a rough voice, soon, the chief officer's order to adjust the marching time had been passed down.

"Oh, my old waist! I've been sitting in the carriage for the past few days, and my bones are almost useless!" Tang Peng rubbed his waist, twisted and wobbled, and walked towards Zhang Yi. come over.

Although the military order is to set up a camp and rest on the spot, in fact, no one wants to camp at all. It is already too hot in this hot day. If you add a cover over your head, you will have nothing to do when you are full, and you will add trouble to yourself.

So Zhang Yi found a big tree, casually spread a straw mat on the ground and lay on it, chewing fried soybeans one by one.

"Boom! Boom!"

He had seen Tang Peng a long time ago, but Zhang Yiquan pretended he hadn't seen it. He said hello, hiding in the carriage and sleeping like a big girl all day, and even yelling about his back pain, which undoubtedly made Zhang Yi want to slap him On that smiling face here.

Thinking of this in his heart, Zhang Yi's hand began to itch, thinking about how this guy would react if he really wanted to slap it?
"That. Chestnut!" Seeing Zhang Yi ignoring him, Tang Peng was a little embarrassed, but soon understood Zhang Yi's thoughts.I sleep every day, and other people are so busy every day, I guess I will be angry.

Thinking of this, Tang Peng also knew that he was wrong, so he walked up to Zhang Yi in two or three steps, put his ass on Cao Xi, and smiled at Zhang Yi: "Brother, I feel a little uncomfortable here recently. It’s exhausting brother! This time I’m here to thank brother!”

As he said that, Tang Peng told Tang Wu who was following him: "Hurry up and bring over my pot of precious grapes! Hey, I'm also away from home. If I'm in Chang'an, maybe my brother can get some. Ice cubes make the town feel like a sip! That’s cool!”

Zhang Yi turned over and continued to eat soybeans. It tastes really good after being fried, but there is a big problem, that is, if you eat too much, you will be easily spanked.

Just as I was thinking about farting, I felt a gust of gas rushing around in my stomach, and then I heard 'poof! 'The sound sounded beside the two of them.

Immediately, that smell.
However, this is not the key point. The key point is that Tang Peng is looking at Zhang Yi with a shy face and recalling the chilled grape wine. So the tragedy immediately happened!
Because the direction of the fart explosion is exactly on his side, and it is just facing his face.
Tang Peng was reminiscing about the chilled grape wine in Chunfang Building, and a certain lovely person, and then he heard Zhang Yi's crisp sound, followed by a big smell. 】

The smell is very strange. There is also a bit of soybean smell in the smell. It will last for a long time!

The scene fell silent in an instant.

Tang Wu, who was holding a jar of grape wine, stopped in his tracks.

Yue Shiyi also quietly retreated behind the tree.

Wang Laowu couldn't help spitting on the ground. As a bystander, he knew how disgusting the smell was.
"Well, Brother Tang, listen to my explanation!" Zhang Yi also found out that the situation was not good, and quickly turned over and got up, because now Tang Peng's face had become gloomy, as if it was going to rain Yes, it almost exploded.

Sure enough, as soon as he put on a shoe, Tang Peng rushed over.

"Made, you actually slapped me in the face, I will kill you today!"

Zhang Yi immediately rolled on a donkey, dodged Tang Peng's inevitable pounce, and didn't stay idle, he let his feet go and ran behind the tree.

"Calm down, calm down!" Looking at the angry Tang Peng, Zhang Yi persuaded: "Impulse can't solve the problem!"

"Calm down!" Tang Peng turned over and trot all the way towards Zhang Yi, but the tree was a bit big, and Zhang Yi circled around the tree, every time he saw it, he was about to catch him, but he ran away immediately, angry Tang Peng said bitterly: "Lizi, your head can be bleeding and bleeding, you can't lose face! I'm going to fart at you today to greet my brother's face. If I don't give an explanation, I will waste here with you!"

"Didn't I eat too much soybeans here?" Zhang Yi was also speechless, and immediately explained: "You don't even look at the current military rations. It's either peas or soybeans, or soybeans or mung beans. The beans come and go. , it’s strange not to fart if you eat too much!”

As he said that, Zhang Yi pointed to the veterans who were napping in a place not far in front of him and said, "Did you see that tall and thin guy on the left, who farted 28 times in a row in the morning, that's called smoked to death!"

"Is there such a thing?" Tang Peng became interested when he heard it.

I thought to myself, how awesome is this character to fart 28 times in one go?
"That's natural, not only him, but now who in our army doesn't let go of ten or so every day?" Zhang Yi watched Tang Peng take another step towards him, and quickly took a step to the left to distance himself, saying: "So brother here It really wasn't intentional!"

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like