scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 62 Liar (seeking monthly pass)
"Xiao Gege, wait for me, you don't know the way in the capital! My lords, Xiao Gege doesn't know the way, the trouble is caused by me, I will go after her first, and I will apologize later!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, before the Geng Shang brothers and sisters and Kong Sizhen and others could react, Fatty Lu hurriedly threw down a word and ran away, so as not to be eaten alive by these jackals and hungry tigers on the spot.It's just that I didn't expect that little girl Shang Wanyan to be so cold that she didn't even bother to move a few times, but when it came to the critical moment, she ran quite fast. As soon as Fatty Lu ran out of the second gate, the little girl had already run out of the gate, guarding Geng The servant in front of the mansion didn't know what happened, so he didn't dare to stop him.But when Fatty Lu chased him to the gate again, the little girl had already disappeared without a trace.

"Master, what's the matter?" The brothers of the Liu family who were drinking and warming up with other servants in the front yard saw Fatty Lu come out in a hurry, and rushed to meet him. Liu Zhen asked, "Master, what happened? Why did you just now?" Little Gege also ran out from inside, wiping away tears? Erlang, General Li, and Fang Shiyu went shopping for clothes, should we call them back?"

"Which direction did Little Gege go out?" Fatty Lu asked, wiping his sweat.Liu Zhen pointed to the right side of the gate, Fatty Lu hurriedly chased after him, and said casually: "You wait here for Xiao Erlang and Li Tianzhi. When they come, go back to Shizi Mansion, and we will meet there."

Yelling, Fatty Lu chased in the direction where Shang Wanyan was going, and ran to the entrance of the alley out of breath. When he was looking around and worrying about losing the little girl, Shang Wanyan's voice came from behind, "Fatty man, come on!" Here, where are you looking?" Fatty Lu was taken aback, and when he looked back, he saw Shang Wanyi standing at the corner of the alley, leaning against the wall while arranging her messy hair from fighting with Kong Sizhen, while coldly look at yourself.

"Little Gege, you scared me to death." Fatty Lu heaved a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat and said, "I was worried that you would get lost and could not be found."

"I don't know the way to the capital, so I would only run away if I'm stupid." Shang Wanyi replied coldly, then tilted her head and looked at Fatty Lu and asked, "What? Do you really want me to get lost?"

"Heaven and earth conscience, I am so willing... how dare I have such thoughts?" Fatty Lu cried out for injustice, and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you also see it? You just ran out, and I was the first to chase you out, which is better than you!" My brothers chased even faster, but you ran too fast and didn't catch up right away."

"It's because you yourself are too fat and run slowly, do you still want to blame me?" Shang Wan rolled her eyes at Fatty Lu, but there was a little color in her cold eyes.

"Don't dare, don't dare." Fatty Lu nodded and bowed, and said flatteringly: "Speaking of which, I really can't think of anything, Little Gege, you still have such a skill, and that slap is really powerful! He let out a bad breath, and taught that bitch Kong Sizhen a good lesson! Husband of a woman, a woman does not give way to a man, the beating is really hearty!"

"What are you happy about? Now that I think about it, I should have smashed that bitch's face with a teacup. Just slapping her was too cheap for her!" Yan stared at Fatty Lu again and said, "Speaking of which, when I was fighting with that bitch, you didn't come up to help me, do you feel sorry for her?"

"Wrong, this is even more wronged to me." Fatty Lu said anxiously, "I didn't make a move just now. One is that there is a difference between men and women, and the other is that you, the little princess, have the upper hand. You caught that bitch by surprise—if Little princess, you are at a disadvantage, if you are in danger, even if you are in a lowly position, you will be beheaded and ransacked, if you say anything, you will go up and shoot that bitch to death, so that she will not hurt you at all!"

"Bah! It's better to say than to sing!" Shang Wanyi's heart sweetened, but she continued to say arrogantly: "Who knows what's in your heart? Didn't you make out with that bitch at the gate just now?" Maybe, you have long been ambiguous with her."

"Little princess, this is the third time you have wronged me. I really have nothing to do with her! Yes, she did seduce me, but I have never been tempted..." Fatty Lu explained profusely, and then Suddenly remembered something, and said in surprise: "Huh? Wait! Little princess, you slapped Kong Sizhen just now, maybe it was because you saw her seduce me?"

"Bah!" Shang Wanyi blushed and spit, "It's none of my business for her to seduce you?" After finishing speaking, Shang Wanyi lay down at the entrance of the alley and took a look in, then turned around and said, "My two The third brother and the others have come out, let's go, I don't want to see the disgusting faces of them flirting with Kong Sizhen."

"Okay, okay, please, little princess." Fatty Lu was eager to be alone with Shang Wanyi, so he hurriedly made an invitation gesture, and quickly fled into another alley by the roadside with Shang Wanyi, turning around and quickly throwing away Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili pursued the soldiers.

Leading Shang Wanyi through several alleys one after another, Fatty Lu and Shang Wanyi turned to a busy street. Only then did Fatty Lu ask Shang Wanyi with a smile: "Wanyi, what do you plan to do?" Where? Shall I hire you a car?"

"I haven't decided to go there yet." Shang Wanzhen tilted her head and said, "Well, this is my first time in the capital, so you can take me to find a lively place for a stroll and see the scene of the capital.—— Also, don't call me by my name."

"Then what should I call you for the humble job? I can't call you Little Gege or Little Princess on the street, right?" Fatty Lu smiled even more cheaply, "Otherwise, we'll call you a wife, just like in Putian Shaolin. , you call me Mr.

"What do you want to die for?" Shang Wanyan blushed and clenched her small fists, her teeth were also clenched.Fatty Lu repeatedly begged for mercy, then quickly changed the subject, pointing to the strange scene on the streets of the capital to explain to Shang Wanyi.

It is probably the first time to get rid of the fetters and depression of parents, elder brothers and family. When the always cold Shang Wanyi and Lu Fatty are alone together, they rarely show some lively and active little daughter postures, bouncing around when they walk He is not in the right shape, and keeps asking Fatty Lu about this and that, full of curiosity about all kinds of new things, and is often amused by Fatty Lu's witty words, and I don't know how many amazing and envious looks from passers-by.It's just that every time Fatty Lu wanted to hold her little hand, the little girl always avoided it vigilantly, and Fatty Lu never succeeded, which made Fatty Lu very sad and disappointed.

Fatty Lu's sense of direction is not bad. Although he has only been in the capital for a few days, he can roughly distinguish the direction of the street through the familiar buildings. With Shang Wanyi, he quickly turned to the most lively area of ​​Qianmen and Wangfujing in the capital.Just as the New Year is approaching, the streets are even more lively, crowded with people, shoulder to shoulder, and Shang Wanyi has difficulty walking even if she wants to go sightseeing. She can't help but feel a little tired, so she can't help turning her head and shouting at Fatty Lu: "Fatty Lu!" , I'm tired, find a place to take me to rest."

"Okay, I'm going to open an hourly room right now! Buy..." Fatty Lu agreed without thinking, and almost wanted to talk about finding a place to buy Durex.

"An hourly room? What is an hourly room?" Shang Wanyi was full of doubts.

"No, it's nothing, I was wrong." Fatty Lu wiped off his oily sweat, then hurriedly pointed to a restaurant by the roadside and said, "Wanyi, since you are tired, let's go up and find a private room and call a restaurant." Table vegetarian dishes, how about resting while eating?"

"Okay." Shang Wanyi agreed without hesitation, but she was still a little sweet in her heart—it's rare that this fat man still remembers that he is only a vegetarian.

It's a pity, because it was just in time for dinner, and there were too many people on the street, the private room of the restaurant Fatty Lu pointed out was already full. Tired, Fatty Lu had no choice but to find a table in the corner of the lobby on the first floor, so he coaxed this hard-to-serve aunt to sit down in the lobby, and ordered a table of exquisite vegetarian food to accompany Shang Wan Yan started to eat.

Halfway through the meal, Fatty Lu was about to find an excuse to tease Shang Wanyi, to make the little girl happy, and then find a way to coax her to bed. The customer at the opposite table checked out and left. Before the waiter cleared the table, a 30-year-old The middle-aged man led two entourages and couldn't wait to sit on it, threw the package on the table, and yelled in a Hubei accent: "The legs are numb, don't wait for the private room, just sit here , Xiao Er, the food and wine are ready, don't save money for Master Zhu."

"Look, how proud is he?" Shang Wanyi, who was about to finish eating, murmured to Fatty Lu, "Just choose the food and wine, and don't save money—it's like you, it's rare to invite me to dinner, give me some You have to hesitate for a long time about every dish, afraid that I will spend more money on you?"

"Wanyan, you have to have a conscience when you speak." Fatty Lu said angrily, "If I didn't consider that you are only vegetarian, I would choose left and right?"

"Excuse! Cover up! It's clearly stingy!" Shang Wanyi pouted her lips, revealing a cute and savage look.

"You bastard girl!" Fatty Lu got angry from his heart, and was about to let the little girl see his majestic majesty.Unexpectedly, a person sat down on the chair next to him with a bang, Fatty Lu and Monk Wanyan turned around in surprise, only to see that it was the middle-aged man with a Hubei accent who yelled for good wine and good food just now.Fatty Lu asked suspiciously, "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

"Brother, who is this girl to you?" The middle-aged man cupped his hands to Fatty Lu and asked.

"It's my unmarried wife, what's wrong?" Fatty Lu asked back brazenly, Shang Wanyan blushed with shame, and just kicked Fatty Lu's fat legs under the table.

"Oh, the thing is like this." The middle-aged man pointed at himself and said very seriously: "My surname is Zhu, and I am known as Ermei Daoist. Because of my medical skills, I have cured many difficult and miscellaneous diseases. Few people praised me as a genius doctor! This time I came to Beijing because the head of the household department, Shi Zixiu Shi, heard that I was not well-known, so I specially invited me to come to Beijing to treat his wife who has been ill for three years."

"It turns out to be Miracle Doctor Zhu, who has admired his great name for a long time, disrespectful, disrespectful." Fatty Lu clasped his hands hypocritically, and asked curiously: "Miraculous Doctor Zhu, then what do you want from us?"

"Brother, I told you, don't be nervous." The doctor Zhu said solemnly, "I just saw your fiancée's face looked sick, and she seemed to be suffering from hidden diseases, although Mrs. Yu Zun is fine now. , but given time, within half a year, it will inevitably lead to a catastrophe! As the saying goes, a doctor has a parental heart, so I will take the liberty of coming here to bother you, hoping to help my esteemed lady feel her pulse."

"Am I suffering from a hidden disease?" Shang Wanyi was startled.

"My wife is suffering from a hidden disease?" Fatty Lu was also surprised, and hurriedly asked: "Master Zhu, what is my wife's hidden disease?"

"The Rongwei is congested, and the internal organs are full of poisons!" The doctor Zhu spat out a series of terrible words, "My Madam doesn't like meat, the disease lies in the stomach, this is the early sign!"

"What?" Shang Wanyan's small face turned pale with fright.

"The Rongwei is congested, and the internal organs are full of poison?" Fatty Lu was stunned, and said suspiciously: "Isn't this the Chinese medicine argument called cancer in Western medicine? The disease is in the stomach? Do you want to say that my wife is so little?" Stomach cancer at a young age? You can tell that someone has stomach cancer just by looking at their faces!"

"Oops! Why did I meet someone who understands medicine? He even understands Western academics. It seems that he is very good at it!" That doctor Zhu cried out in his heart.

"Also, one of the early symptoms of gastric cancer is indeed an anorexia of meat, but this little girl refuses to eat meat because of her advocacy of Buddhism. It's not that she can't eat." Fatty Lu continued to look suspiciously at Miracle Doctor Zhu, and said: "But the most important pre-symptoms of gastric cancer should be loss of appetite, weight loss and fatigue, nausea and vomiting, and hematemesis and blood in the stool. This little girl doesn't have any of these symptoms. How can you be so sure?"

"That's right, are you a genius doctor? What are your plans?" Shang Wanyi also came back to her senses, and became wary of that Zhu genius doctor.

"This madam has misunderstood, I have no intention." Zhu Miracle Doctor was a little flustered, and quickly argued: "I am really proficient in medical skills, and I am also a true genius doctor. I just saw that you looked sick, so I kindly came here to take your pulse. Please don’t get me wrong. I’m not lying to you for your money, I still have a lot of money.”

"If you are so kind and you don't want to cheat our money, then why are you panicking?" Fatty Lu looked at the doctor Zhu and said, "Could it be that you saw my wife is beautiful and wanted an excuse to take advantage of my wife's pulse?" Is it cheap?"

Fatty Lu just asked a casual question, but Doctor Zhu was taken aback, and quickly got up and said, "Little brother, how can you say that? Zhu is an upright, open and selfless person, how could...would want to do this?" Those beastly actions?"

"Here! Here!" Just at this time, an angry roar suddenly sounded in front of the restaurant door, and then several young men rushed in with sticks, and one of the young men roared: "The old man surnamed Zhu Liar! I have been tricked by you. My daughter-in-law just went to see the doctor and she was fine. You tricked her into crying for a long time and even held her hand for a long time! Take advantage of her! Today I won’t treat you If you kill him, I will not be named Xie!"

"It's revealed, run away!" Miracle doctor Zhu was very cunning, and when he saw something was wrong, he ran away quickly, and under the cover of guests, tables, chairs and benches, he led two frowning attendants and escaped from the back door of the wine room. The group of cheated young men also roared and chased them out.

"You really are a liar." Fatty Lu was shocked.

"Bah! Old liar!" Shang Wanyi, who was almost taken advantage of, blushed and spat heavily, "Next time, it's best not to let my aunt hit you, or you'll be blown all over your face!"

"Girl, that old crook forgot a package." A good-hearted guest next to him pointed to the desk of the crook Miracle Doctor Zhu and said, "Take his package, don't worry if he doesn't come to you, and then arrest him and go to the court! "

Shang Wanyi turned her head to look, but saw that there was indeed a package that Miracle Doctor Zhu had forgotten on the table.In anger, Shang Wanzhen really picked up the package, threw it into Fatty Lu's arms, and said angrily: "Take it, if that old liar comes to you, I will arrest him and bring him to the court!"

"Why bother? They didn't take advantage of you?" Fatty Lu was a little too lazy to make trouble, but when he saw the murderous look in Shang Wanyi's beautiful eyes, Fatty Lu obediently shouted: "Shop boy, come here!"

"Here we come, guest officer, what's your order?" The shop boy ran up to him.

"Look carefully, do a notarization, I am not greedy for that liar's stuff." Fatty Lu opened the package smoothly, and while showing the contents of the package, he said: "Please see clearly what is inside, lest he come Time to renege. If that old liar comes back to ask you for a package, you can tell him to come to me at the mansion of Prince Pingxi outside Xuanwu Gate. My surname is Lu. If he has the courage to ask for a package, I will return it... .”

As he was speaking, Fatty Lu stopped suddenly, because apart from a few changes of clothes and ink, there were only two handwritten books in the package. After seeing the titles of the two books clearly, Fatty Lu exclaimed, "Wan Yi! , that old liar may not have lied to us, he may be a miracle doctor!"

"How do you know?" Shang Wanyan asked curiously.

"Look at these two books." Fatty Lu lit up the books in his hand and said, "These two books are "Zhongbushuo" and "Zhongzhi Secretary". As far as I know, these two books are written by a writer named Zhu Fangdan Written by a genius doctor, this Zhu Fangdan Zhu genius doctor happens to be from Hanyang, Hubei! His medical skills are unparalleled in the world, and he is definitely the best in the world!"

"Zhu Fangdan? I've heard of his name too!" Shang Wanyi was startled, and said again: "Are you kidding me? That old pervert just now was Zhu Fangdan Zhu Miracle Doctor? Did you make a mistake? These two books are Didn't he buy it on the street to bluff?"

"Impossible! These two books are handwritten and haven't been printed yet." Fatty Lu shook his head, flipped through the two books again, and said in surprise: "The two books are not finished! No mistake, that old liar just now , it is probably Zhu Fangdan!"

"He..., he is really Zhu Fangdan Zhu Miracle Doctor? Then what about these things?" Shang Wanyan was dumbfounded, she never imagined that the famous Miracle Doctor Zhu Fangdan was actually an old pervert who went around in the name of diagnosis.

"What should I do? Of course I took it away! He wants to take it back, so let him come to me by himself!" Fatty Lu stuffed the two books into the package, and said in his heart, "Zhu Fangdan, I got the two manuscripts you worked hard on. , I’m not afraid that you won’t come to me! It’s true that my pillow falls off when I sleep, and my plan to build an army may fall on you!”

Note: For friends who haven’t seen Nitian, Zhu Fangdan, a famous doctor in the former Qingkang Mazi period, was the first person in the world to discover that the “brain” is the center of thought, not the “heart” recognized by traditional medicine. "Secret Records" and other medical masterpieces often have discoveries beyond Western medicine, so they offended Kang Mazi who loved Western science very much. Kang Mazi was killed by Kang Mazi himself in 21 years, and "Zhongzhi Secret Records" were all burned and are now lost. .

(End of this chapter)