scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 385 Kang Mazi Brand Toilet
On the night after the surrender of the remnants of the Qing army in Qinghe City, unable to withstand Fatty Lu's coercion and temptation, Kang Mazi finally wrote an edict in his own hand, and it was also an edict issued by him as the highest chief of the Qing Dynasty. Therefore, officials, gentry, soldiers and civilians in the prefectures and counties must not resist and offend the army of General Lu Yifeng, General of the Great Zhou Conquest to the East. The management and reorganization of Zhou's army!
This edict is also the last oil and water that Kang Mazi can squeeze out. Not to mention that the Fat Army did not have an official channel like the Qing court to officially promulgate it to the whole country. Even if there was such a channel, the south of the Yellow River is still under the control of the Qing Dynasty. Those state capitals and counties in the book will definitely not follow.The biggest function of this edict is to target those wavering factions and wall-riding factions among the local officials of the Qing Dynasty, and give them a reasonable excuse to surrender, so as to facilitate the surrender of the fat army, reduce the resistance of the remnants of the Qing army, and minimize the casualties of the fat army .

After finishing writing the edict, he took the initiative and honestly stretched out his hand to ask Xiao Erlang to handcuff him. Kang Mazi quickly turned his pockmarked face to Fatty Lu, his eyes were full of pity and pleading, as obedient as a dog wagging its tail and begging for mercy.Fatty Lu carefully checked Kang Mazi's personal edict until he found that the content was completely consistent with his own requirements. Fatty Lu nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand and said, "Erlang, detain him, and arrange everything for food and lodging." Well, don't abuse him as long as he doesn't run away or play tricks."

"Decree." Xiao Erlang agreed, but Kang Mazi begged again, "General Lu, I have already complied with your request. You should also put forward the conditions for my release, right?"

"What's the hurry?" Fatty Lu stared at him with small eyes, and said coldly, "You better not rush me, I warn you better not rush me, in the south of the Yangtze River, there are millions of Han people who want to cut you to pieces Don't worry, if I want to let you go, I will have to bear great pressure, if you rush me, I can't guarantee what kind of decision I will make under the pressure."

Kang Mazi's face turned pale, he quickly closed his mouth, nodded tremblingly to express his understanding, and like an eggplant beaten by frost, he honestly followed Xiao Erlang out of the fat man's tent, and waited for Fatty Lu's whereabouts where he should go.Looking at Kang Mazi's dejected back, Fatty Lu couldn't help spitting thick phlegm at his back, and cursed in a low voice, "If you have descendants, you must have ancestors. No wonder you signed so many traitorous treaties."

"Brother Lu, what should we do with Emperor Mangou?" Gao Dejie, who accompanied him in the handsome tent, asked, "Should we kill him? Or trade him for money and land?"

"We can't let the tiger go back to the mountain. If we let him go, we can't explain to the prince." Han Daren interrupted and said, "I propose, first coax the Emperor Mangou, pretend to negotiate, and get a large piece of land and a large sum of money from the Mangou court. Yinzi, and then kill him to avenge his compatriots, and also avenge the prince's eldest son, Wu Yingxiong."

"I agree." Wang Xu and Li Guodong said in unison: "The Emperor Mangou has a blood feud with us Han people, and our Dazhou army. It is fine to use him to cheat a sum of money and a piece of land from the Mangou court. But it must not be released. Now that the biggest dog is released, it will be difficult to catch and kill it in the future."

"I object!" Yao Qisheng said surprisingly, and before he finished speaking, the fat generals in the commander's tent immediately glared at Yao Qisheng fiercely, Yao Qisheng was startled, and quickly added: "Everyone misunderstood, The students are not opposed to killing the Mangou emperor, but they are against using the Mangou emperor to cheat money and land from the Mangou court. The students believe that if you want to kill the Mangou emperor, you can only kill him directly, and you cannot use him to cheat money and land. "

Several fat army generals calmed down, and Han Daren, who had the most greedy and selfish personality, asked again: "Mr. Yao, why do you think you can't use the Emperor Mangou to cheat money and land? If we reveal a little bit, we can exchange money and land for the land." What does the dog emperor mean, the Mangou court will definitely make up the conditions we put forward at any cost?"

"The Mangou court will indeed exchange the Mangou Emperor at any cost. We can also cheat a sum of money and food first, and then cut the Mangou Emperor into pieces." Yao Qisheng said in a deep voice: "But in this way, our Where is the reputation? How to establish trust in the world? From now on, who else in the world will dare to believe what we say?"

Fatty Lu and several generals of the Fatty Army looked at each other, and then they discovered an important problem. It was easy to use Kang Mazi to extort money, grain and land from the Mangou court, but after extorting money, grain and land, they killed Kang Mazi again. Wouldn't his credit immediately go bankrupt?
"General, all generals, you are also aware of the current situation in the world." Yao Qisheng said solemnly: "Mangou's main force in the south of the Yangtze River is over, and the Mangou emperor has been captured alive by us. Grasshopper, it won’t be long before you can jump. In other respects, Geng Jingzhong is cruel and greedy, short-sighted and ambitious, so there is nothing to worry about; It is weaker than Zheng Jing, and without us doing anything, General Wu Shizong's Guangxi army alone can make him unable to eat and walk around."

"Under such circumstances, it is a foregone conclusion that the Central Plains will be changed." Yao Qisheng paused, and then solemnly said: "But in the end, who will be able to determine the unification of the Central Plains? It is absolutely impossible to rely on force alone, without the assistance of proper governance. , no matter how strong your force is, even if you win the world, you cannot sit there for long. Li Zicheng is a living example. But how to properly govern? The first thing is to establish trust. If there is no trust, the law will not be established; , People in the world do not believe that you are not attached to you, you can stabilize the country by force alone? Where do you come from for the weapons, money and food you need for force?"

The generals of the Fatty Army listened intently, and no one interjected. Yao Qisheng continued: "Here, I want to say something about the Lord of the Great Zhou. Back then, the Lord of the Great Zhou deceived Emperor Mangou by pretending to make peace with him. The Emperor Demangou mobilized the heavy troops on the Yangtze River defense line, which is a clever move in terms of strategy and tactics, but from the perspective of the prince's competition for the world, it is a failure, because the prince has broken the world, and everyone in the world thinks that the prince can change his order overnight. , You can be dishonest, lose confidence in the administration and decrees of the prince, worry that if you implement the decree of the prince, you will not get the reward you deserve, and you will not get a stable life. Hope for a better life in the future.”

Fatty Lu rarely blushed a little. He pretended to be peace talks and tricked Kang Mazi into sending the defenders away, but Fatty Lu personally arranged the arrangement for old traitor Wu. The old traitor Wu broke the trust of the enemy and the world. In fact, it was Fatty Lu who caused the situation— — But fortunately, none of the people present knew about this matter, so Fatty Lu could confidently nod his head slightly, expressing that he agreed with Yao Qisheng's opinion.

Seeing that the fat army generals did not accuse him of being disrespectful to the traitor Wu, Yao Qisheng said directly, "So, the students think that the most important thing we should do now is to restore the credibility of the prince. The banner of anti-Qing and Ming Dynasty, the banner of avenging the Han compatriots all over the world, then we must never negotiate with the Mangou court, let alone use the Mangou emperor to cheat money, grain and land and then kill him, once again breaking the trust of the world.”

"The most important thing we should do is to refuse to negotiate with the Mangou court, and slaughter the Mangou emperor in front of the Han people all over the world, so as to buy the hearts of the Han people all over the world! Then we will rectify the government orders, clarify the law and discipline, and clean up the officials, so as to let We control the gentry and people in the land to live a stable life! In this way, the people all over the world can see that we control the stable and prosperous life in the land, and see them ruled by Man Gou, Geng Jingzhong, Zheng Jing and Zhixin. Living in poverty and precarity, when our army marches over to recover the fallen prefectures and counties, the local people will spare no effort to support us and welcome us."

Speaking of this, Yao Qisheng hurriedly added another sentence, "At that time, when the prince visits Jiangnan in person, we can dedicate a stable and prosperous Jiangnan to the prince, and then we can set a model for the other controlled areas of the prince, so that the prince can be more convenient." Clean up the civil affairs and discipline in the southwest, Huguang, Guangdong, Guangxi, Shaanxi and Gansu, stabilize the order and people's livelihood in these places, and lay a solid foundation for the prince to rule the world."

Fatty Lu certainly knows better than anyone whether Yao Qisheng's suggestions are for Old Man Wu or for himself. Just as he was about to hypocritically agree with him, Han Daren, who is not under Fatty Lu, suddenly said this sentence , "Master Yao's words are too correct. If you want to win the world, you must first give the world people the hope of a stable life-but what if the prince is no longer here?"

"Brother Ren, don't say such rebellious words!" Fatty Lu lowered his fat face, but he was really surprised in his heart—Fatty Lu had never mentioned to Han Daren that the old traitor Wu might be dead.

"The general forgives the crime, but the last general didn't mean to be disrespectful to the prince." Han Daren said in a low voice: "The general, and the generals, don't you find something weird? Why haven't we accepted the prince since he took the throne?" Have you heard the news from the prince's army? It has been more than two months since the prince proclaimed himself emperor. The emissary who issued the edict climbed on a turtle, so he should have climbed to the south of the Yangtze River, right? But why haven't we received this edict yet? Also, it has been a month since we wiped out the main force of Mangou on the western front. Why has the prince’s army not moved yet? Before the change, who would not want to rush into the south of the Yangtze River to eat hot sleeping beauties? With such a good opportunity in front of them, why are they not moved?"

Fatty Lu, Wang Shaobo, Yao Qisheng and the others looked at each other quietly, secretly praising Han Daren for not being stupid, and even seeing all kinds of abnormalities in Wu Jun.Who ever thought that Han Daren would open up this chatter box, and the old traitor Li Guodong suddenly said: "I also have this suspicion. I was stationed in Zhenjiang to control the main channel of the Yangtze River. I overheard a merchant ship coming down from the upper reaches. Recently, the prince's army suddenly blocked After crossing the Wushan River, no boats could pass through it, making it impossible for the brocade to be transported to Sichuan. People and businessmen complained, but it was useless to protest. Both Sichuan and Huguang are under the control of the prince’s army. Why did the prince block the Wushan River? "

"What else?" Fatty Lu raised his eyebrows, secretly delighted.

"It's absolutely true." Li Guodong nodded, and said: "It's just that this matter is not particularly important, and it's too far away, so the last general never reported to the general."

"Everyone, have you ever heard of such a rumor?" Wang Xu, who has always been honest and loyal, suddenly said, "Recently there are rumors in our army that the prince actually died of illness a long time ago. The prince is just a substitute. It’s just that the prince is worried that once the news of his death spreads, Man Gou will take advantage of it and rob him, so he has kept it secret.”

The three generals Gao Dejie, Han Daren and Li Guodong nodded slightly together, and all admitted that they had heard such rumors, but Fatty Lu quickly interrupted: "Okay, this topic ends here, in short, the same sentence, We are all the old people of the Pingxi Palace who have received great favor from the lord, as long as the lord is still alive, we must not have any unreasonable thoughts!"

Temporarily suppressing the topic with puns, Fatty Lu said again: "Let's talk about the Emperor Mangou. Master Yao is right. If you don't have faith, you can't stand. Since we want to conquer the world for the prince and rule China for the prince, then We must establish trust for the prince and manage every inch of land under our control for the prince. So I have decided that I will never negotiate with the Mangou court, and the Mangou emperor must die!"

"Then our focus has shifted to internal affairs, clean and bright officials, strict law and order, first give the common people a Jiangnan where the officials are clean and peaceful, and live and work in peace, and then give the common people a world where they live and work in peace and contentment, for the prince and for us. So here I have to Please, generals, we must fully cooperate with our internal political management, let the army rest and recover, and clean up our internal problems at the same time, first create a stable and prosperous Jiangnan, and then consider other issues."

"I respect the order of the great general!" Fatty's generals stood up together, clasped their fists and agreed respectfully, but they secretly hoped together in their hearts, "If that rumor is true...it will be fine, the prince is gone, and the whole world is in danger." , who else can be our opponent?"

An unimportant incident happened that night. At the celebration banquet, Fatty Lu, who was drunk, dragged Gao Dejie and Han Daren, and insisted that Gao Dejie marry his daughter to his eldest son Lu Bangjing, and set a wedding ceremony for the eldest son. He also asked Han Daren to marry his daughter to his second son Lu Bangning, and also ordered a baby kiss.But Gao Dejie and Han Daren declined a few words, saying that they dare not climb high, and finally agreed without hesitation.

Fatty Lu took the lead, and the generals of the Fatty Army, who had given birth to many children in Jiangnan for more than a year, also became interested, and took advantage of the excitement to arrange marriages for their children. Gao Dejie's son married Wang Xu's daughter, Yue Zu replaced her nephew and made an engagement with Li Jiyang's daughter, and then Li Guodong proposed for his grandson and married Han Daren's niece. One daughter married Han Daren's son, one daughter married Wang Xu's son who was not yet full moon, and Li Tianzhi's son married Gao Hongchen's daughter.Soon, the chief and deputy commanders of the four major legions of the Fat Man Army all became relatives.

"A group of tricksters!" This was Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo's private evaluation of the generals of the fat army. Then Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo also began to discuss the marriage of their children, and by the way, they also included Zhu Fangdan and Xie Dong's children who stayed in Nanjing.

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In the first year of Zhaowu and the 14th year of Qing Kang Mazi, on the tenth day of May, after a short rest, Fatty Lu personally led the main force of the Fat Army to a triumphant return, and escorted Kang Mazi back to Nanjing for trial and execution.At the same time, Huai’an Tong Zhi Zhang Chong and Funing County Magistrate who were stationed in Yancheng, Huai’an, also took the initiative to send surrender forms, leading the people in Yancheng and Funing to cut their braids and surrender, and voluntarily accept the jurisdiction of the Fatty Army. The magistrate of Huai'an, Zhou Jingtao, who was promoted to the magistrate of Funing County, was appointed as the Tongzhi of Huai'an. He also ordered Tian Dazhuang, a general of Gao Dejie, to be the general of Huai'an.

Because the series of battles had just ended, the main force of Fatty's army was quite exhausted, so even though the fighting on the eastern and southern fronts was still going on, Fatty Lu didn't make the army rush to march. He camped and rested after only walking fifty miles a day. On the way back to the division, the Fatty Army's Eastern Front received good news first.The fat man's army envoys sent the original and copy of Kang Mazi's order to Fratta to annihilate the Dutch navy, and sent them to the Qing navy commander Fratta and the Dutch navy commander Porter respectively. Dog bites dog.

Fearing Fratta's sneak attack, Porter acted preemptively and ordered the Dutch warship to turn around and fire at the Qing navy. Fratta, who was hesitant, was forced to fire back. Li Jiyang, a naval officer of the army, took the opportunity to attack and teamed up with Mao Yougui's troops stationed in Liuhe to defeat the Dutch navy and the Qing army navy who were fighting separately. The Dutch navy was beaten to only one warship and escaped from the Yangtze River. Fatty's army begged for peace, while Fu Lata led three ships and fled out of the mouth of the Yangtze River. He didn't even return to the Ningbo base camp, and went directly to the coast of Shandong for his life.The once desperate Fatty Army's Eastern Front battlefield finally ended with victory in repelling the incoming enemy.

The distance to the south line is too far, and Fatty Lu's poisonous trick of using pockmarks to make Man Gou divorce has not yet heard back.On May 60th, the main force of the Fatty Army returned to Yangzhou, and more than [-] Yangzhou people came out of the city to welcome Lu Fatty's triumphant division. When the prison car carrying Kang Mazi appeared in front of the Yangzhou people, they cheered happily However, earth-shattering roars erupted from the crowd in Yangzhou. Bricks, stones, eggs, cabbage, raindrops and hailstones hit Kang Mazi, and countless people rushed forward crying and shouting, wanting to swallow Kang Mazi alive and swallow him alive. Kang Mazi was so frightened that he peed on his crotch on the spot.

Fortunately, Fatty Lu is very aware of the hatred of the Yangzhou people towards Kang Mazi, and also understands that the Qing army wanted to slaughter and plunder when the people outside the city of Yangzhou were forced to fill the river, and made a blood debt with the people of Yangzhou, so Fatty Lu arranged Six thousand infantrymen protected Kang Mazi with long shields and tried their best to persuade the people of Yangzhou to calm down, so Kang Mazi was not torn to pieces on the spot.However, in the place where Kang Mazi's prison cart passed by, bricks and stones as high as a person's head were piled up on both sides of the road, and eggs and cabbage were piled up on both sides of the road, and [-] fat soldiers were beaten innocently, and most of them were injured. Damn it!
On the same day, Fatty Lu built a mourning hall outside the northwest gate of Yangzhou, offering the plaques of Shi Kefa, Liu Zhaoji and other soldiers who fought against the Qing Dynasty in Yangzhou 30 years ago, as well as the plaques of the 80 people who were massacred by the Qing army. Filial piety saluted solemnly, and ordered Kangxi to kowtow to apologize in front of the spirit. Kangxi did not dare to disobey, kowtowed to Shi Kefa and other Yangzhou soldiers and civilians, wept loudly, and argued in every possible way. It has nothing to do, and vowed to kill Duduo's family and avenge the 80 soldiers and civilians who died in Yangzhou!
Hearing Kangxi's sophistry, Fatty Lu was furious. He slapped and whipped Kangxi in public. One hundred and three beauties looted from the city were sent to the capital, raped and humiliated wantonly, and rewarded as slaves to the rich and powerful!Kangxi was speechless, and the people in Yangzhou cried and roared, and tried to rush to the coffin countless times to strip Kangxi alive.

Afterwards, Fatty Lu ordered the Fatty Army to take Tuhai, Zhou Peigong and Duoduo's sixth son Zha Kedu to the mourning hall, and offered the head of Duduo's seventh son Dong'e, who was beheaded on the battlefield, to personally accuse Duduo of the atrocities, and Tuhai and Zhou Peigong arrested the atrocities of Yangzhou people filling the river, and by the way accused Zhou Peigong of digging up the Yellow River. Kangxi took the initiative to expose it to Lu Fatty. The heroic spirits of Yangzhou soldiers and civilians forgave, but the people of Yangzhou agreed by "cutting them alive".

Responding to the demands of the people in Yangzhou, Fatty Lu ordered the soldiers to tie Tuhai, Zhou Peigong, and Zha Kedu to the execution platform before the death, and executed them in public, leaving their bones and ashes to comfort the souls of the soldiers and civilians in Yangzhou!San Liao wailed and begged desperately for mercy. Zhou Peigong also yelled frantically that he was still useful, hoping that Fatty Lu would give him another chance to commit crimes and meritorious deeds, but Fatty Lu was unmoved at all, and ordered the executioner to distribute the meat full of dog meat and traitors to the people. , took the lead in devouring the human flesh of the three beasts, saluted Shi Kefa and other Yangzhou soldiers and civilians again, and shouted with tears, "Shi Ge Department, General Liu, soldiers, and common people, you can rest in peace!"

Before the words were finished, Fatty Lu was already crying bitterly. The soldiers of Fatty's army and the soldiers and civilians of Yangzhou were all weeping loudly and kowtowed desperately to the mourning hall.After a while, Yangzhou, which had been drizzled for many days, suddenly rained and the clouds dispersed, and the sun shone everywhere. The soldiers and civilians shouted wildly that the sky has eyes, and the heroes rest in peace.

On the second day, the Fatty Army announced that it would take Kangxi to Nanjing for execution, bid farewell to the soldiers and civilians of Yangzhou, and set off to return to the army. Witnessed the grand occasion of killing Kangxi alive in front of the Xiaoling Mausoleum in Ming Dynasty. Fortunately, it is not yet the autumn harvest season, and Fatty Lu did not stop him.

It is not an exaggeration to say that 15 Yangzhou people followed the sentence. What is really exaggerated is what the fat man saw at the Zhenjiang Ferry after he crossed the river. After hearing the news, more than one million people from the south of the Yangtze River came and surrounded the Zhenjiang Ferry. The boats almost completely covered the surface of the river, and the emperor's slogans could be heard clearly even at Guadu on the north bank of the Yangtze River.

Seeing this situation, Fatty Lu had no choice but to make urgent arrangements to send additional troops to protect Kangxi. Kangxi's face was ashen, and he tried to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river on the way across the river. Fortunately, Fatty Lu's old running dogs, the Liu family brothers, found out in time and pulled Kang Mazi from the side of the boat. back, and lashed him to the mast just in case.Kangxi cried wildly, begging Fatty Lu to spare his life, and Fatty Lu sent Xiao Erlang to comfort him, assuming that he would consider what to do with Kangxi after he arrived in Nanjing, and Kangxi barely recovered from the shock.

Because there were too many people and boats onlookers, the Fat Man Army, who planned to cross the river in one day, spent two full days crossing the Yangtze River until the evening of May [-]th.During this period, in order to appease the excitement of the people in the south of the Yangtze River, Fatty Lu set up a mourning hall in the southwest corner of Zhenjiang City to sacrifice to the people in Jiading, Suzhou, Kunshan, Jiangyin, Jiaxing, Haining, Jinhua and Zhoushan who were massacred by the Qing army in the south of the Yangtze River. I couldn't send Kangxi to these cities to be punished for the crime, and asked these heroic spirits to wait patiently, or I would send Kangxi to apologize to them in a few days.

On the same day, good news came from the southern front. After Kangxi's imperial decree was sent to the Tian Fengji Department of the Qing Army and the Geng Jingzhong Army under the city of Huzhou, the Qing Army and Geng Army immediately ended the siege of Huzhou and retreated for [-] miles.Geng Jingzhong also decisively cut off the head of Huang Kun, the running dog who offended Lu Fatzi, and sent the head to Huzhou City, begging Lu Fatzi to forgive his messenger's crime of disrespect, and expressed that he would get along with Fatty's army friendly, and begged to form an alliance again to fight against the Qing Dynasty.

After reading Geng Jingzhong's autographed letter, which was full of flattery, Fatty Lu sneered again and again, and ordered Wang Shaobo to write a reply, asking Geng Jingzhong to bring the head of Tian Fengji, the governor of Zhejiang Province, so that he could consider re-aligning with Geng Jingzhong, and then Fatty Lu He also deliberately arranged for his righteous brother Lu Zhangtai and Zhuman, who had changed his name to Zhu Sanshui, to deliver letters to Suzhou, so that they could avoid the scene of his torture of Kangxi.

Three days later, on May 23, Fatty Lu personally escorted Kangxi, led the main force of the Fatty Army and more than 30 Jiangnan, and returned to Nanjing triumphantly. [-] miles out of the city to greet Fatty Lu triumphantly, and to be the first to witness the grand occasion of the Fatty Army escorting Kangxi back. Innocently hurt.

At the gate of the city, I met my good friend Xie Dong and my cousin Qin Yong who stayed in Nanjing. Fatty Lu first asked how the preparations were going. After getting an accurate answer, Fatty Lu breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice: "Make arrangements immediately, We will start tomorrow, there are too many people coming to watch the execution, if we delay, there will be more people rushing to Nanjing to watch the sentence, if too many people come, there will be big problems in Nanjing's roads, water conservancy and food supply."

"Brother Sanhao, don't worry, my little brother has already prepared everything. Don't say tomorrow, you can do it now." Xie Dong replied with a smile, and then Xie Dong said in a low voice: "There is one more thing. The secret envoy sent by the old witch of the queen mother has arrived in Nanjing City, saying that she is willing to cede all the land south of the Yellow River, pay 1000 million taels of silver in compensation, and pay 200 million taels of tribute every year. Dog Emperor."

"Tell that messenger to go away immediately!" Fatty Lu snorted coldly, "Of course I want the land, money and food, but if the old witch cedes the tribute, I will take it myself."

Xie Dong nodded again, expressing his understanding, and immediately arranged his followers to dispatch the envoy of the old witch of Xiaozhuang.At this time, Fatty Lu's fiancée Xiaojiali suddenly rushed over, threw herself into Fatty Lu's arms with the sweet aroma of strawberry milk, hugged Fatty Lu and shouted loudly: "Mr. Ten times and a hundred times uglier than you! Thank goodness, fortunately, the Mangou court stipulates that the Mangou Emperor is not allowed to marry Han people, otherwise my grandfather will definitely do everything possible to marry me to that ugly Mangou Emperor, then I will be miserable Already!"

After saying a word, everyone present couldn't help laughing, while the old fox Huang Ji who was also present rarely blushed, embarrassing the granddaughter's childish words, but also knowing that what the granddaughter said was the truth - if it was possible, I would definitely not Will miss the opportunity to sell the beautiful granddaughter for a good price.At the same time, Huang Ji secretly rejoiced that his bet was right. Judging from the current situation, his Huang family might really be able to produce a noble concubine.

That night, Fatty Lu secretly summoned Kangxi, hypothetically planning to send envoys to negotiate with the old hag of Xiaozhuang to see how much land, money and food would be exchanged for Kangxi. Emperor Kangxi who vowed to cut him into pieces!Kangxi once again believed it was true, happily saluted and thanked Fatty Lu repeatedly, and offered to compensate Fatty Lu with 500 million taels of grain silver, and pay 300 million taels of tribute every year. Fatty Lu sneered secretly, and waved away this rabbit who had killed countless white rabbits terminator.

Kangxi's joy lasted only one night, and he lived in the prison in Nanjing City for only one night. In the early morning of the next day, when it was just dawn, Kangxi had just drank a bowl of ginseng and pheasant chicken soup specially provided by Fatty Army, and Xiao Erlang personally led him The army was lifted out of the prison, pushed out of Chaoyang Gate in Nanjing, and pushed all the way to the Ming Xiao Mausoleum in the east of Nanjing.

What made Kangxi frightened was that at this time, the area around Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum was not only filled with millions of people from the south of the Yangtze River, crowding the nearby hilltops and flat ground, but the main force of the fat army was dispatched to maintain order at the scene. Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum A huge mourning hall with a height of several feet was erected in front of it. The mourning hall was filled with all kinds of memorial tablets, large and small, so dense that the mourning hall was almost packed!What made Kangxi even more desperate was that there was actually a torture platform in front of the mourning hall, and eleven brand-new pottery kilns for firing ceramics, and one of the largest pottery kilns was already on fire!

"Your Majesty, please." Xiao Erlang fed a bowl of medicinal juice in front of Kang Mazi, and said very respectfully, "Your Majesty, please take medicine."

"What kind of medicine is this?" Kangxi asked tremblingly.

"Rejuvenating and refreshing soup has the effect of invigorating the mind and preventing fainting." Xiao Erlang said with a smile: "The biggest effect is that no matter how painful it is, you will not pass out, and it can also have the effect of doubling the pain. It is the miracle doctor Zhu who spent a lot An elixir prepared by strength for you."

"What do you want to do? I won't drink! I won't drink!" Kangxi struggled frantically and howled, but Xiao Erlang, Fatty Lu's vicious running dog, didn't care about it and winked to the left and right. Pressing his hands, pressing his feet, pulling his chin, he poured the medicine down to Kangxi.

Immediately afterwards, the Fat Army took Kangxi to the execution platform, moved it to a huge one-foot-high execution platform, stripped off all his clothes, first tied Kangxi firmly with fishing nets, and then tied him to the punishment pillar on the platform. The cheers and cheers also echoed in the sky of Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum.

At three quarters of the hour, Fatty Lu, who was wearing a square scarf, personally led the important civil and military officials of the Fatty Army, wearing heavy filial piety, to the Lingtai in front of the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum. Kneeling and kowtowing nine times, kneeling and kowtowing three times to the big and small spirit tablets in the altar, weeping and crying, "Chinese ancestors, compatriots who were killed by dogs, your spirits in the sky, please open your eyes, your descendants, your grandchildren! Compatriots, today I come to comfort you!"

It took half an hour to clean up all kinds of atrocities committed by the invaders. At that time, the execution began. Ten executioners selected by lottery from among the orphans of the victims compatriots, holding willow leaf knives, stepped onto the execution platform in full filial piety, and rushed to the execution platform first. Seeing the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum and the mourning hall kneel down and kowtow three times, then surrounded Kangxi, carefully sliced ​​Kangxi's meat with one knife at a time, and dipped each piece in concentrated salt water once, and the surrounding Han people also cheered.

The first piece of meat cut from Kangxi was naturally dedicated to Fatty Lu, followed by the important generals of the Fatty Army, Gao Dejie, Han Daren, Li Guodong and Wang Xu, and then Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo, Xie Dong Zhu Fangdan and other important civilian officials each received a slice. Fatty Lu took the lead and ate the human flesh raw. Fatty's civil and military officials followed suit, chewing Kangxi's human flesh into pieces and swallowing it forcefully.On the other hand, Kangxi cried and cursed wildly on the execution platform, "Lu Yifeng! Lu Yifeng! You despicable villain who has no promises, even if I have become a ghost, I will not spare you!"

Immediately afterwards, another piece of Kangxi's human flesh was swallowed by ten executioners in turn, and then the sliced ​​meat was carried by soldiers of the Fat Man Army on trays, and auctioned in front of the common people. And an astonishing price of 3000 taels of silver was auctioned!

It took more than three hours to clean the muscles of Kangxi's body, exposing the white skeleton, and digging out Kangxi's dark and foul-smelling heart, liver, intestines and lungs, and carried them to the altar in the mourning hall to pay homage.

Naturally, Kangxi's bones were not wasted, they were immediately carried into a pottery kiln and burned into ashes, and then the ashes were mixed into a large pile of clay, which was kneaded by forty skilled potters in front of millions of people. Twenty original toilets were finally carried into ten pottery kilns, ignited and calcined, and finally fired into ceramic toilets.

"Twenty toilets, one for each city that was massacred by dogs!" Fatty Lu roared, "Build a public toilet in each city, put these toilets in, and let the people use them by special personnel! The dog emperor has become a ghost, and he will always be the dirtiest and smelliest ghost in the world!"

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What Fatty Lu didn't expect was that the twenty Kangmazi brand toilets he personally supervised were smashed in public, ground into fine powder, mixed with more clay, and burned into a finer powder. More toilets were put into more Han Chinese cities who were poisoned by dogs.Then these Kang Mazi brand toilets were smashed again, ground into fine powder, mixed with more clay again, and burned into more toilets. Into the homes of many people.

Later, the Kang Mazi brand toilet became the most famous toilet brand on the planet, and almost every home furnishing store advertised that the authentic Kang Mazi brand toilet definitely contained the ashes of Kang Mazi!
There is also such an advertisement - No.13 Daikang Mazi brand toilet, limited supply.

"Darling, it's guaranteed to contain Kang Mazi's ashes. Double Crown's credit guarantee. Dear, if you want it, hurry up. No. 14 is only the last two. Dear, you don't want to use the No. 15 Kang Mazi brand toilet?"

"Hello, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? I want to complain! I bought the No.99 Kang Mazi brand ceramic toilet at a high price of 14 yuan on Xbao.com. It claims that it is definitely mixed with Kang Mazi's ashes. After identification, it was found that there was only a very small amount of Tong Tulai's ashes mixed in! I want to complain and I want to return the product!"

"...Oh, my Xbao.com ID is Tomorrow Cry, and the ID of the unscrupulous merchant selling fake Kang Mazi toilets is the third brother LOVE for many years. Yes, the third brother LOVE has been this profiteer for many years! What, not only one bought it Someone complained to him? Sure enough, he is a big profiteer!"

(End of this chapter)