scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 383

"The Emperor Man Dog is here! Here! Brothers, come quickly! We have found the Emperor Man Dog!"

"Raise your hands! Put down your weapons! Surrender without killing! Dogs are full of dogs! Kneel down! Kneel without killing!"

Amidst the ecstatic cheers and slogans, the fat infantry cavalry soldiers of the brigade rushed into the woods where Kang Mazi and the others were hiding like a tide, almost killing Kang Mazi and his party in the blink of an eye. Surrounded by people, Kang Mazi and the others were stunned, staring at the fat army soldiers coming in groups, and even more dumbfounded at Prince Zhang Taizhang who didn't even lift his pants. They were so shocked that they even forgot to run away .

If possible, Kang Mazi would definitely issue an imperial decree to have someone block up Prince Zhang and suffocate him to death!Nima, can you have diarrhea elsewhere? Why do you want to come to my hiding place to have diarrhea?

It made Kang Mazi so angry that he was still behind, seeing the fat man's army coming, Zhu Man, the only reliable fighter around Kang Mazi, stomped on the poisonous snake to death, and drew out his knife to try to resist, but Prince Zhang did not hesitate. He grabbed Zhuman, ordered Zhuman not to resist, put down his weapon and surrender to the fat army, then Zhuman ignored Kang Mazi, honestly dropped his weapon, and followed Prince Zhang back to the army of the fat army.

In fact, it was Fatty Lu himself who was even more shocked. According to Fatty Lu's estimation, the Kang Mazi team that crossed the Yaotou River at the fourth watch had escaped at least twenty miles away, so Fatty Lu didn't let the soldiers of the Fatty Army go. After rigorously searching the woods and grass within [-] miles, he led the fat man's army to rush all the way, preparing to walk another five or six miles before launching a carpet search.As a result, Lord Zhang Taizhang, who had specially brought Kang Mazi's shit luck, pulled out of Kang Mazi's hiding place when he had a stomachache on the road. When the news reached Fatty Lu, Fatty Lu was stunned on the spot.

After a long time, Fatty Lu finally raised his head to the sky and roared, "Xiangrui Yumian! Heaven has eyes!"

"Put down your weapons! Surrender, don't kill! Surrender, don't kill!"

Amidst the shouts, the soldiers of the Fatty Army became tighter and tighter, and the muskets and spears in their hands were almost pointed at Kang Mazi's nose. The last twenty or so guard soldiers around Kang Mazi formed a circle with their backs to Kang Mazi. Kang Mazi was clustered in the middle, but these bruised and exhausted guards were all pale and their hands were trembling. They knew that this time, no matter what, they would not be able to escape the encirclement of the fat man's army, let alone escape for their lives.

Kang Mazi's pockmarked face turned ashen, and he quietly touched the sword at his waist, drew it out and put it on his neck, ready to kill himself. Zhou Peigong, who was next to him, had sharp eyes and quick hands, pressed Kang Mazi's pockmarked hand, and said nervously: "Master, you must not do this. We still have hope, master, you also have hope!"

"When things have come to this point, what hope can I have?" Kang Mazi said sadly, "I regret not listening to my grandmother's orders and your advice. I can only go to the underworld to apologize to my grandmother and you."

"Master, you really still have hope!" Zhou Peigong lowered his voice and said quickly: "With the current situation in the world, if Lu Yifeng's dog thief kills you, it will only take advantage of old thief Wu Sangui and help old thief Wu Sangui to rule the world. Wedding dress! Master, you can use this to make a fuss, and persuade Lu Yifeng's dog thief to let you go, or not kill you for the time being, on the condition of ceding the land and paying compensation to become a minister, and then the ancestors will definitely try their best to save you back. It’s not hopeless to make a comeback!”

Kang Mazi hesitated, his heart was at war with heaven and man, and the muscles on Ma's face twitched violently.At this time, at least thousands of fat soldiers had already surrounded Kang Mazi and his party. The steel knives, spears and flags were as thick as a jungle. As long as there is an order, more than twenty people including Kang Mazi can be chopped into meat paste and poked into honeycombs.

Seeing this situation, the muscles on Ma's face twitched crazily for a long time. Finally, Kang Mazi put down his sword, trembling and said slowly: "Everyone, put down your weapons and raise your hands to surrender."

With a decree, the guards of Kang Mazi, who didn't want to die at all, immediately threw the weapons in their hands on the ground, raised their hands together, and surrendered to the fat army. Kang Mazi put on his armor and pushed Su Lun and Lang Tan away. The guard strode up to the soldiers of the Fatty Army, and said in a deep voice, "I am Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty, take me to meet Lu Yifeng!"

"The Man Dog Emperor has been caught! The Man Dog Emperor has been caught! We have caught the Man Dog Emperor!"

Crazy thunder and cheers rose immediately, soaring straight into the sky, and the sound spread for ten miles, one wave after another, echoing endlessly in the land of Jiangnan, and quickly spread throughout the entire Jiangnan and the whole world at an astonishing speed.

"Da Zhou! Da Zhou! Da Zhou! Da Zhou! Da Zhou!" Amid the rhythmic thunderous cheers, Kang Mazi and his group, who were tied up all over the place, were escorted in front of Fatty Lu, and the person escorting Kang Mazi happened to be Kang Mazi His cousin, Prince Zhang Taizhang.

In the eyes of everyone, Fatty Lu didn't pay attention to Kang Mazi immediately, but first patted the shoulder of Prince Zhang who came to ask for credit, and said loudly: "General Zhang Tai, I will change your name again, I have passed away for me My father is the master, I will accept you as my foster son, and I will accept you as my foster brother! From now on, your name is Lu Zhangtai, and you are my blood brother!"

"Thank you, brother Xie." Prince Zhang happily pulled Zhuman to kowtow to Fatty Lu, calling him Yibro, and the fat soldiers beside him also cheered thunderously, congratulating Lu Zhangtai one after another.However, Kang Mazi hated him so much that he almost gnawed Huang Banya to pieces, only then did he realize that he had fallen into Fatty Lu's tried-and-true trick before, and unjustly killed Yue Le, who had been framed by Lu Zhangtai.

"Good brother, go and count the list of meritorious officers and soldiers who caught Kang Mazi." Fatty Lu patted Lu Zhangtai on the shoulder again and said with a smile: "When we return to Huai'an City, the reward of 20 taels of silver will be cashed out immediately and distributed to you and those who have made meritorious deeds." Soldiers! For my brother, I will ask the prince of the Great Zhou for your merits, and try to get you another prince."

The cheers reappeared, and Lu Zhangtai pulled Zhuman to kowtow to Fatty Lu with a smile on his face, and then pulled Zhuman, who was still confused so far, to count the list of meritorious soldiers. The cheers of "Second General Lu" and The voice of gratitude quickly echoed in the Fatty Army's ranks.

After sending away Lu Zhangtai, who had made great achievements for him, Fatty Lu finally turned his attention to Kang Mazi, who was tied up in a big way. Yesterday morning when we met on the Huai'an city wall, the distance was too far, and Fatty Lu didn't take a good look at Kang Mazi's face. Seeing Kang Mazi clearly again after a lapse of seven years, Fatty Lu was filled with emotions, and was inevitably a little surprised.

I haven't seen him for more than seven years, and Kang Mazi seems to be three or 40 years old. People who are just in their early twenties already have crow's feet around the corners of their eyes, white hairs are clearly visible in the mouse braids, and their bodies are still intact. Some rickets, coupled with the mud and blood all over Kang Mazi's body and face, he is so old that he looks like a 50-year-old half-white old man.It can be seen from this that in the past few years, what kind of state of mind has Kang Mazi lived in? For Kang Mazi, the term "living the day like a year" is the most appropriate description for the past few years.

Seeing Kang Mazi's old and pitiful appearance, Fatty Lu really softened his heart, but when he thought of the crimes this pockmark had committed to the Chinese nation, the damage he had caused to the land of China, and the shameless praising of him by the mites hundreds of years later, The numerous crimes of his descendants, the demons dancing wildly in the post-Qing era, and turning black and white, Fatty Lu's anger once again filled his chest, and he couldn't help but sneered at Kang Mazi and said: "Kang Mazi, seven years and five months, we finally meet again."

When Fatty Lu was watching Kang Mazi carefully, why didn't Kang Mazi carefully observe Fatty Lu?However, what made Kang Mazi hate his yellow teeth was that he hadn't seen him for seven years and five months. Although Fatty Lu lost all the fat and returned to his normal shape, he looked much more handsome than seven years ago. On the street, he can definitely kill the eyes of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, and now he is majestic and full of pride, so all of this, how can Kang Mazi not go crazy with jealousy?Hearing Fatty Lu call himself that, Kang Mazi immediately raised his head and said loudly, "Fatty Lu, a failed scholar, it has indeed been seven years and five months, and we finally meet again."

"Bold! Dogs are full of dogs, kneel down for our general!"

Hearing that Kang Mazi insulted Fatty Lu as a fat man who failed to be a scholar, all the fat soldiers next to him were furious, yelling and threatening to fight, but Fatty Lu waved his hand to stop the fat man from attacking, and said with a smile: "Soldiers! , don’t be angry, just like he is really pockmarked. I was indeed a big fat man and a failed scholar before, but it’s nothing special. I don’t ask where the hero came from. A scholar is also a role model and an inspiration.”

Fatty Lu didn't care about the title of a failed scholar at all. Kang Mazi, who had used this title behind his back for countless times, was inevitably very discouraged. Zhou Peigong next to him couldn't wait to kneel down, kowtowed to Fatty Lu and said: "General! That’s right, heroes don’t ask where they come from, my Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty was born as a beggar, and the general’s background and knowledge are far superior to that of the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty.

"Shut up!" Fatty Lu didn't appreciate it at all, kicked Zhou Peigong's handsome face, kicking Zhou Peigong's face, and shouted angrily: "It's a shame that you still have the face to say 'I am the great ancestor of the Ming Dynasty', Thanks to the fact that you still have the face to call yourself a Han, if you really had a bit of Han conscience, would you help Man Gou to do evil, and Kang Mazi would act as a running dog to kill my Chinese compatriots?"

"Death to a slave." Zhou Peigong hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy, but Fatty Lu waved his hand and shouted: "Come here, push Zhou Peigong down for me, and give me twenty horsewhips! If he calls himself a Han again, he will give him twenty horsewhips!"

"Decree!" Fatty Lu's soldiers agreed, rushed forward and dragged Zhou Peigong away, and dragged him to the side for execution in public. The whip just whipped randomly, the louder Zhou Peigong cried, the harder the fat man's personal soldiers whipped.

"Master, what about Emperor Mangou?" Xiao Erlang asked, pointing at Kang Mazi.

"Go back to Huai'an first. From now on, you and the Liu family brothers will be in charge of taking care of Kang Mazi in turn." Fatty Lu ordered: "Then spread the word to the world. The day Kang Mazi is escorted back to Nanjing is the day he was escorted to Lingchi before Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum." The day of execution! All gentry officials and ordinary people in the south of the Yangtze River are invited to watch the execution in front of the Xiaoling Mausoleum of the Ming Dynasty!"

Xiao Erlang agreed immediately, and immediately called Liu Zhen, Liu Xu, and Shen Xin, the other old lackeys in Fatty Lu's pro-military team, to discuss with them how to escort Kang Mazi, and to prepare to spread the word to the world and invite people from all over the south of the Yangtze River to come. Sentencing in Nanjing.On the other hand, Kang Mazi's face changed drastically, and he yelled crazily: "Lu Yifeng, are you really going to execute Zhen Lingchi? Have you ever thought about what will happen to you if you kill Zhen?! We are tied together Grasshopper on the rope, I'm dead, you can't escape!"

"Of course I understand what you're saying." Fatty Lu looked at Kang Mazi, smiled and said, "However, if I spare you, I won't have the face to see my Chinese compatriots who were massacred by your dogs, and I won't have the face to see Qian Qian." The tens of thousands of national heroes who died on the anti-Qing battlefield, the anti-Qing righteous soldiers, have no face to see the descendants of the Han people. Therefore, I am willing to bury you with you."

"You...!" Kang Mazi was stunned. He never expected that Fatty Lu's attitude would be so determined. He would rather be buried by old man Wu, and be buried with him.

"Emperor Mangou, please." At this time, Xiao Erlang and the Liu family brothers had already come up with handcuffs and shackles, and while handcuffing Kang Mazi, they moved and said: "Your Majesty, please wait a moment, our people The prison van is already being made, and you will have a prison van to ride in soon."

"Lu Yifeng! Lu Yifeng!" Kang Mazi yelled frantically while struggling, "Lu Yifeng! You can't kill me! You can't kill me! If you kill me, Wu Sangui won't let you go! You went from a failed scholar to Today, it took only seven years and five months, if Wu Sangui didn’t kill you, how dare he close his eyes?! If the rabbit dies, the dog cooks, and the bird dies, that’s your fate! You let me go, let me go, Indemnity, land cession, vassalization, tribute, I will give you whatever you want! If you let me go, I can let the Qing court do anything for you, and I can even help you become emperor! Let me go!"

Fatty Lu didn't even bother to pay attention to Kang Mazi's coercion and lure. He looked up at the sky, looked at the blue sky and white clouds above his head, and murmured, "My compatriots in Huaxia, warriors and heroes, you can rest in peace."

Before he could finish his sentence, Fatty Lu's tears welled up in two lines.

The wind is clear and the sun is beautiful, and the white clouds are blooming, like the smiling faces of Chinese compatriots, and the mountains and forests are roaring, like the laughter of Chinese heroes.

14 A.D., the first year of Zhaowu in the Great Zhou Dynasty, and the [-]th day of the fifth lunar month in the [-]th year of Qing Kangmazi, at half past three in the morning, in the area of ​​Shendun Village on the east side of the Yaotou River in Huai'an Prefecture, Lu Yifeng, the Great Northern General who was conquered by the Great Zhou Dynasty, led his army to capture him alive Kangxi Kangmazi, the supreme chief of Mite Qing!On the same day, Lu Yifeng personally led the army to escort Kangxi back to Huai'an City. Huai'an City was a sensation.

When Fatty Lu's army returned to the outskirts of Huai'an, it was already past midnight in the afternoon, and it was getting dark, but the official road outside Huai'an city was still full of people, crowded with soldiers and civilians of Huai'an who came to watch the excitement. They have different moods, some are purely curious, some have a blank expression, some are smiling, some are in tears, some are gnashing their teeth, holding the rotten eggs with stone cabbage that have been prepared in their hands, waiting for Kang Mazi to come. They gave it to him, and the common people kowtowed repeatedly to the fat army who maintained order, stuffed money and gave gifts, asked to be the executioner of the fat army, and personally avenged their relatives who were massacred by the dogs, making a noisy mess.

Kang Mazi was actually very lucky. Fatty Army captured him first in Huai'an Mansion, and the blood debt he owed in Huai'an when Mite Qing entered the customs was not too much. If it was in Yangzhou, Jiangyin, Jiading or Kunshan, then After the war, as long as the exhausted fat soldiers were not well protected, the local people would be able to chew raw kangmazi on the spot without even dipping them in soy sauce!

Even so, when the prison cart containing Kang Mazi appeared in front of the people of Huai'an surrounded by fat soldiers, stones, cabbage, and rotten eggs hit Kang Mazi like hail and rain. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his body was covered in rotten eggs and rotten cabbage.There are also countless middle-aged and elderly people rushing towards the prison car with crutches and kitchen knives, crying and yelling to chop Kang Mazi off on the spot—judging from the age of these people, they are likely to be survivors of the Mite Qingjiangnan massacre Or the orphan of the victim, the scene was in chaos, but fortunately Han Daren and Gao Dejie's team had joined forces with Fatty Lu and came up in time to maintain order, so Kang Mazi was not killed on the spot.

Seeing the nearly out-of-control crowd, Kang Mazi was puzzled at first, not understanding why these people didn't treat him like this before, but Kang Mazi soon began to tremble, because Kang Mazi finally understood that no matter how insidious Miqing's policy of obscuring the people is, How to whitewash and beautify Miqing's crimes, how rampant traitors and mites are, how obedient the Han people are, the Chinese nation has never forgotten the pain and shame caused by Miqing, but buried these hatreds deep in their hearts, in the bottom of their hearts Accumulate, precipitate and ferment, wait for the opportunity to retaliate, once this hatred breaks out, not only the Qing rulers and traitors and mites will be smashed to pieces, but also the accomplices who cover up, connive and help the evildoers will not be able to escape!This is true in the former Qing Dynasty, and it is also true in the latter Qing Dynasty.

When they arrived in the eastern suburbs of Huai'an, since the city of Huai'an could not accommodate so many troops and prisoners of war, the Fatty Army had set up a large camp here, and Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo, Wang Xu, Hu Tongchun and other accomplices had already lined up in front of the camp gate. Greet Fatty Lu escorting Kang Mazi back in triumph.When Fatty Lu's team came near the gate of the camp, countless fireworks flew up in the camp, and exploded one by one in the sky, blooming countless beautiful flowers, illuminating the earth brightly, hundreds of firecrackers Light it up together, and at the same time, the military musicians of Fatty Army's silk, bamboo and drum music blared together, playing the order of triumph.

Seeing such a scene, Fatty Lu couldn't help laughing and said: "Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo are really too. Qinghe hasn't been defeated yet, and many heavy generals and ministers haven't been found yet. Why are you rushing to make such a big battle? A waste of money. "

"Master, don't feel sorry for this little money. It's rare for everyone to be so happy." The old running dog Xiao Erlang explained for Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo and other prodigal sons, and pointed at the backs of Wang Shaobo and others and said in surprise: "Master, look, Junshi Yao and the others Why are there a few Fusang people behind?"

Fatty Lu looked up, and saw that the situation was as expected. Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo and others were really standing with a few Fusang devils, wearing kimonos, with their foreheads shaved, very conspicuous. Fatty Lu was stunned and soon came to his senses. It is because the negotiations between myself and the Tokugawa shogunate in Japan have already echoed. In this era, the Tokugawa shogunate, which is closed to the outside world and only trades with China, has sent envoys to negotiate with me on the details of maritime trade. Maybe it is also responsible for the Tokugawa shogunate The mission of spying on the situation in China is to observe for the Tokugawa shogunate whether to continue to pay tribute to the Qing Dynasty, or to pay tribute to the Dazhou instead?The only thing that makes Fatty Lu strange is how did these Japanese envoys catch up to the Huai'an battlefield?
In view of the fact that there were too many people watching outside the camp, and the scene was too noisy, after meeting Yao Qisheng and others, Fatty Lu did not elaborate on the details of the search and arrest of Kang Mazi, but greeted everyone to enter the camp with a few polite words, and ordered Liu The family brothers escorted Kang Mazi into the camp, and finally the Fatty Army's team entered the camp.

After entering the camp and staying away from the common people, Fatty Lu's ears finally calmed down, and he quickly ordered the two important prisoners of war, Kang Mazi and Zhou Peigong, to be brought before him, so that Wang Shaobo, Yao Qisheng and others could also open their eyes and see Kang Mazi What the hell does it look like.And when he took a closer look at Kang Mazi's appearance, Wang Shaobo, who had always been very inferior to his appearance, couldn't help cheering, "Ah, it turns out that Emperor Mangou is uglier and wretched than me!"

Looking up at Wang Shaobo, who looked absolutely crooked, Kang Mazi was angry, but he didn't speak.At this moment, a strange cry came, and a Fusang man rushed up to Kang Mazi with a whip, swiped his whip, and roared in Japanese while whipping, as if scolding Kang Mazi angrily.Fatty Lu was furious when he saw this, and shouted: "Ba Ge Ya Lu! What do you want to do?"

"General Lu, can you still speak Fusang dialect?" The Fusang man turned around and asked Fatty Lu with a face full of surprise, but he spoke pure Chinese.Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo and others next to him also looked at each other, only then did they realize that Fatty Lu can speak Fusang language.

"You don't care if I can speak your devil's words!" Fatty Lu pointed at Kang Mazi, and shouted at the Fusang man: "What am I asking you for? Of course, this Mangou emperor should be hacked into pieces, and he will be killed by ten thousand pieces, but It's not your turn to do it! Stop this general, give me another whip, don't blame this general for deporting you!"

"The villain deserves to die, please forgive me, General." The man in Fusang realized that he had acted inappropriately. I committed suicide after being humiliated, and my grandfather was also killed by Man Gou, so when I saw Emperor Man Gou, I couldn't control myself and wanted to avenge my grandfather and grandmother."

"Is there such a thing?" Fatty Lu was taken aback, thinking that the sun came out from the west, and Kang Mazi did such a good thing, killing the little devil?

"You fart!" Kang Mazi also roared, "I have never met you before, when did you kill your grandparents?"

"My name is Tagawa Sunzaemon, and I'm also Zheng Daozhou." The Fusang man straightened his back, glared at Kang Mazi and shouted: "My grandfather is Zheng Zhilong, my grandmother is Tagawa, and my country's surname is Zheng Chenggong. My father is Tagawa Jiro Zuowei." The eldest brother of the sect is also my uncle! Emperor Mangou, tell me, should I slap you?"

Kang Mazi was stunned, and when he turned his head to look at Zhou Peigong next to him, Zhou Peigong, who was tied like a rice dumpling and was handcuffed and fettered, nodded sadly, and admitted that Zheng Chenggong did have such a relative in Japan, and that the Qing army had indeed killed Zheng Chenggong's father. Zheng Zhilong insulted Zheng Chenggong's mother, Tian Chuan, and caused Tian Chuan to commit suicide.

"So you are Zheng Chenggong's nephew." Fatty Lu applauded, and immediately turned to the soldiers next to him and shouted: "Go, find some sticks, soak them in concentrated salt water, and use them to torture the nephew of Lord Guo surname. That's right. , take some candle strings, and find the wooden donkey used for female prisoners in Huai'an City, and ask the nephew of Lord Guo to torture him."

Tian Chuan Sun Zuowei thanked him again and again, Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo burst into laughter, but Kang Mazi yelled madly, "Lu Yifeng is a thief, you can't be humiliated. If you really have the guts, kill me now! Let a foreign vassal People from a small country humiliate and torture me, what kind of heroes are they?"

"Whether I'm a hero or not, you don't count." Fatty Lu said slowly: "I only know that the Fuso Tagawa family provided a lot of selfless help when Zheng Chenggong rebelled against the Qing Dynasty and killed Man Gou. Tagawa Jiro Zaemon His descendants have never forgotten that they are Chinese, so I give him the right to pick you."

"Shameless! Despicable villain! Take me to Wu Sangui, hand me to Wu Sangui! You are Wu Sangui's servant, you are not qualified to deal with me, the emperor of the Qing Dynasty!" Kang Mazi yelled again.

"Thank you, General." Tagawa Sunzaemon bowed to thank Fatty Lu again, and said respectfully: "General, you are really extraordinary. Sunzaemon just arrived in Nanjing from Fusang. Emperor, I came here in a hurry to cheer you on, but I didn’t expect that Sun Zuoweimen had just arrived in Huai’an, and you, General, had already smashed Mangou and captured Emperor Mangou alive.”

Saying that, Tagawa Sonzaemon knelt down to Fatty Lu again, kowtowed and said: "General, Sonzaemon admires you the most and is grateful to you. Please allow Sonzaemon to represent grandma and father, and Uncle Zheng Chenggong, thank you, thank you for taking a bad breath and avenging our Zheng family."

After all, Tagawa Sonzaemon really kowtowed three times to Fatty Lu, and Fatty Lu, for the sake of this fake devil's heroic uncle, also helped Tagawa Sonzaemon himself, comforted him politely, and asked about Tagawa Sonzaemon's intentions by the way .Tagawa Sonzaemon respectfully replied that he was indeed a national envoy sent by the Fuso shogunate in Japan, negotiating maritime trade with the Dazhou army that controlled Jiangnan, and negotiating to combat smuggling——The relationship between the Tagawa family and Zheng Chenggong is well known in Japan. The army is also Zheng Jing's staunch ally. In order to make negotiations easier and to inquire about the actual situation in China, the fourth generation Fuso shogun Tokugawa Ietsuna chose Tagawa Sonzaemon as the national envoy.

As for why Tagawa Sunzaemon chased Fatty Lu to Huai'an, the reason is even simpler. The Tagawa family has always been Zheng Chenggong's overseas support for helping the Ming Dynasty against the Qing Dynasty. Hearing in Nanjing that Fatty Lu personally led the army north to fight Mazi Kang, Tagawa Sonzaemon naturally wanted to watch the battle in person, and cheer for Fatty Lu on behalf of his family.But Xie Dong and Qin Yong, who were staying in Nanjing, heard that Tagawa Sonzaemon was Zheng Chenggong's nephew, knew that Fatty Lu respected Zheng Chenggong very much, and saw Tagawa Sonzaemon's sincere plea, so they did not insist on stopping them, and sent a boat to escort Tagawa Sonzaemon Came to Huaian.

After explaining why he came to Huai'an, Tagawa Sonzaemon asked his servant to bring a wooden frame covered with cloth, held it in front of Fatty Lu with both hands, and said respectfully: "General, the shogunate entrusted Sunzaemon to pass it to you. The national gift was left in Nanjing by Sunzaemon, and it will be given when the general returns to Nanjing in triumph, and Sunzaemon officially meets with him. This gift is a gift that Sunzaemon spent a lot of money in Fusang to prepare for the general, in order to express his respect for the general. The general's respect, the general must accept it."

Naturally, things of fake devils are not for nothing. When Fatty Lu was pretending to be modest, Tagawa Sonzaemon cut off the silk cloth on the wooden frame, revealing an old pipa-shaped fan with "Fenglin Volcano" written on it, and said respectfully : "General, this is a gift from Sunzaemon in exchange for 200 taels of gold. I wish you prosperity in martial arts and victories in every battle."

A broken fan is worth 200 taels of gold. Wang Shaobo and Yao Qisheng, who were watching the excitement, were inevitably taken aback. Looking carefully at the four characters "Fenglin Huoshan" on the fan, Wang Shaobo couldn't help asking curiously: "Master, why is the fan from the Fusang Kingdom There are also Chinese characters? What does the word Fenglinhuo mean?"

"Of course there are Chinese characters in Fusang Kingdom." Fatty Lu smiled and deliberately showed off: "Fenglin Huoshan is the four characters in Sun Tzu's Art of War. Fusang is not called a fan, but a military pendant, which is used by the generals to command the army."
Wang Shaobo nodded suddenly, and Tagawa Sunzaemon admired Fatty Lu even more, and said respectfully: "I have heard that the general is well-versed in things, but I didn't expect to study the situation of Fusang Kingdom like this. Sunzaemon dared to ask the general to guess again." Just guess, why is this old military pendant worth 200 taels of gold?"

Fatty Lu smiled and said: "If I guess correctly, this military pendant must be the one used by Takeda Shingen, so it is so old and worth 200 taels of gold—Mr. Tian Chuan, am I right? "

Tagawa Sonzaemon and several Fuso envoys next to him stared wide-eyed, looking at Lu Fatty's expression, it was as if they saw an alien.Wang Shaobo, who was very interested in miscellaneous studies, asked again: "Boss, who is Takeda Shingen? Why is the military stab he uses so valuable?"

"Takeda Shingen is a famous general in Fusang, and also a famous wise general." Fatty Lu showed off, "When he was alive, he fought against the warlords of Fusang, and beat Oda Nobunaga and Uesugi Kenshin all over the place. , As for the founder of the Fuso shogunate, Tokugawa Ieyasu—to put it bluntly, he was beaten by Takeda Shingen on the battlefield so that he became incontinent, and peed on the crotch on the spot.”

Tagawa Sonzaemon and several Fuso envoys nodded silently, admitting that Fatty Lu's words were true.Wang Shaobo asked curiously again: "Then what happened later? Since Takeda Shingen is so powerful, why didn't he manage to rule Fusang in the end?"

"Life is short, and he died if he failed to unify Fusang." Fatty Lu smiled, and continued to show off: "But there is one more thing about Takeda Shingen, that is to pretend to be alive. When he died, the chosen successor The grandson Takeda Nobukatsu is too young, and his son Takeda believes that he is brave and intrepid. There are generals in the army who are trying to split, and there are Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa Ieyasu and Uesugi Kenshin surrounded by powerful enemies outside, so he He left a last word, ordering that no funeral for him be allowed within three years, and let his younger brother Takeda Noburen dress up as him to confuse the enemy, so that the enemies who are afraid of him dare not attack the Takeda family, and then his grandson took the opportunity to grow up, and his son Take the opportunity to consolidate the interior, so that there is no immediate collapse."

"General, your knowledge is too profound, Sonzaemon really admires you more and more!" Tagawa Sonzaemon exclaimed.

"Ah!" Yao Qisheng and Zhou Peigong suddenly screamed heart-piercingly like killing pigs.

"Mr. Yao, what's wrong with you?" Fatty Lu turned to Yao Qisheng and asked in surprise.

Yao Qisheng stretched out a hand to pull Fatty Lu, but halfway through the stretch, he trembled and couldn't reach it, his whole body was also trembling, his face was flushed with excitement, but he couldn't say a word.

"Ah!" A more heart-piercing scream came, this time it was Wang Shaobo who screamed, grabbed Fatty Lu's sleeve, but was too excited to speak.

"You guys, what's the matter?" Fatty Lu looked at Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo, and then at Zhou Peigong, who was tied up like a zongzi but was trembling all over and pale. His head was full of confusion.

Finally, Fatty Lu turned his gaze to Kang Mazi, and found that Kang Mazi was also full of doubts, as confused as himself.But after a second thought, Fatty Lu and Kang Mazi suddenly yelled hysterically together, "Ah———————! I've been tricked!"

"Why didn't I think of it earlier?" Kang Mazi knelt down on his knees, grabbed the ground with his head desperately, and shouted in tears: "Why didn't I think of it sooner? If I had thought of it, I wouldn't have come to Jiangnan! I wouldn't have Come to conquer Jiangnan!"

"It's been tricked! It's been tricked!" Fatty Lu beat his chest and feet like crazy, pulled off his helmet, and yelled furiously by pulling his hair: "Understood! I finally understand! Why did you make me the king of Yuejun! Why did you force me?" Geng Jingzhong chopped off the head of the envoy to apologize to me! Why has there been no response from the envoy I sent! Why have I already killed the Mangou on the western front, and the prince's army has not taken the opportunity to rush into the south of the Yangtze River!"

One grabbed the ground with his head, the other beat his chest and stomped his feet, roaring together, Fatty Lu and Kang Mazi finally teamed up for the first time, and cursed in unison: "God damn old fox!"

"General Lu, your meritorious service is unrivaled, and your virtue is worthy of the world. You should be called emperor!" Zhou Peigong also knelt down, kowtowed to Fatty Lu to show his loyalty, and said in a crying voice: "Slave Zhou Peigong, respectfully invite the general to be crowned as emperor!" Emperor, change the dynasty!"

"Fortunately, I'm not stupid!" Fatty Lu cried with joy, "It's lucky that I wasn't stupid. I didn't raise a thief and let Kang Mazi run away! I'm serving the country and the people, and I'm ready to be loyal to the nation and my compatriots. Nima, I'm sorry!" You will become number one in the world!"

"Why didn't I think of this in advance?" Kang Mazi cried bitterly, "If I don't come to Jiangnan for the imperial conquest and stay in the capital, it won't be long before the Qing Dynasty ushers in a turning point!"

"God damn old fox!" Fatty Lu and Kang Mazi yelled together again.

(End of this chapter)