scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 213 Fatty Version Hero Saves the Beauty

No matter how smooth-talking Fatty Lu is, how brilliant his tongue is, and how sweet-tongued he is, it's a pity that Kong Sizhen, who has had enough of Fatty Lu's suffering, refuses to be fooled for anything—just kidding, Fatty Lu claims Three good things, but in reality, which one is not so wicked that black smoke rises from the ancestral grave?Didn't you sell someone and ask someone to count the money for you?Kong Sizhen, who was the first to be aware of this in the Qing court, would dare to be fooled again?

Fortunately, our Lu Yifeng Lu Fatty Lu Sanhao has always been reasonable and kind-hearted. Seeing that Kong Sizhen has always refused to accept his love, let alone believe that he expressed his true feelings from the bottom of his heart, he neither questioned him excitedly nor pressed him. Instead of throwing a tantrum, he was depressed and dejected and never said a word.Kong Sizhen didn't speak anymore either, but just peeked at Fatty Lu's fat face, which was definitely not ugly, from time to time, thoughtfully.

During such a stalemate, Sun Yanling, the green hat king, also returned to the living room, and really brought Fatty Lu the best food and wine that he could get in Wuchang City, and invited Fatty Lu to the table for dinner, but he didn't care about Kong Sizhen. In the end, it was Fatty Lu who opened his mouth to invite Kong Sizhen reluctantly to sit at the table.But at the banquet, Sun Yanling always ignored Kong Sizhen, as if such a person didn't exist at all—but to be honest, with Kong Sizhen's actions, no matter how Sun Yanling treated her, it was reasonable , is not too much.

"The relationship between husband and wife has reached this point, what's the point? It's better to break up earlier, it will be a relief for both parties,"

Observing the indifferent relationship between Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen like passers-by, Fatty Lu sympathized with it, but also felt helpless for Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen. Their marriage is completely a typical political marriage. Relying on Kong Sizhen's special identity, Kong Sizhen was born in a noble family in Qing Dynasty, and her talents and abilities far surpassed Sun Yanling's, but as a woman, she was unable to formally lead the army or take up important positions, and she had to use Sun Yanling to continue the blood of the Dingnan Palace and control the Dingnan Palace old ministry.Both parties want to leave each other, and neither can leave each other, so married life can only be described as suffering.

"Wait a minute, why don't I make some use of this point?" Thinking of this, Fatty Lu's heart suddenly moved, and another wicked idea gradually surfaced in his mind.After a hasty calculation, Fatty Lu hurriedly opened his mouth and said seriously: "Si Gege, the officer has a heartfelt statement, I wonder if Si Gege would like to listen to it?"

When Fatty Lu spoke so seriously suddenly, Sun Yanling and Kong Sizhen were inevitably taken aback, Sun Yanling pricked up his ears, and Kong Sizhen replied softly: "Master Lu, please enlighten me, I will listen with all my ears."

"I don't dare to teach you." Fatty Lu said modestly, seriously: "I just think that Sun Junmen and Si Gege are husband and wife, the military gate is in the southwest, and Gege is in the capital, and the two places are thousands of miles apart. It's hard on one side. Besides, Sun Junmen and Si Gege are not young anymore, and they should have a child. If this continues, how will the bloodline of Sun Family of Junmen and Gege's bloodline of Prince Dingnan continue?"

"So, I'm so humble, I want to ask Si Gege to stay here, firstly, I can get along with Sun Junmen day and night, and secondly, I can take the opportunity to have a child, so that the bloodline of the Sun and Kongmen will not be cut off, wouldn't it be wonderful?" Fatty Lu asked with a sincere expression.

Sun Yanling's ashen-ashamed heart gradually ignited a glimmer of hope, and out of the corner of his eyes, he secretly looked at Kong Sizhen for an answer.But Kong Sizhen was stunned at first, saying that he never thought that Fatty Lu would turn to surrender himself, and then his heart moved, thinking that he would be able to get along with Fatty Lu day and night in the future, seeing each other every day, he would inevitably feel a little hot in his heart, but after thinking about it, he remembered Old traitor Wu's indifference and hostility towards him, and the thought of staying with such a ruthless, ambitious, idiot like Sun Yanling, the light that flashed in Kong Sizhen's beautiful eyes quickly dimmed again.

"Thank you for your kindness, sir." Kong Sizhen replied with a gloomy expression: "But my family is entrusted with the emperor's mission, and they are also the first-class bodyguards in front of the imperial court. They are responsible for protecting the safety of the palace and emphasizing benevolence. Without the emperor's imperial decree, my family really dare not stay without permission."

"Bang!" Sun Yanling slapped the table with a palm, stood up with a livid face, pointed at the door and shouted: "Then get out now! Shameless bitch, get out now and never come back!"

"Sun Junmen, Sun Junmen, please calm down, calm down..." Fatty Lu was anxious, and quickly got up to persuade him.But Sun Yanling didn't listen, just slapped the table and yelled wildly: "Stinky bitch, get out! Get out now! Love to go there and never come back. I will never want to be a widower even if I live my whole life as a widower. To see a stinking bitch like you!"

If it were someone else who insulted Kong Sizhen like this, then Kong Sizhen would definitely just hate that person to the bone, without any emotional fluctuations.But in fact, her husband, Sun Yanling, scolded her like that, but Kong Sizhen couldn't control her feelings any more. She got up and covered her face with shame and anger, and ran away crying, making Lu Fatty pull no one, but Could it be that he bowed and bowed to Sun Yanling, and apologized again and again, "Sun Junmen, it was the official who made a slip of the tongue, and the official didn't consider Si Gege's position, which made Si Gege embarrassed and Junmen sad. Damn it, I will apologize to Junmen, please forgive me."

"Brother Lu, you don't need to apologize, you didn't do anything wrong! You don't know the good deeds this bitch has done outside! My grandson Yanling was the first hero, and my reputation was ruined by this shameless bitch...!"

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After finally persuading the furious Sun Yanling, Fatty Lu hurriedly bid farewell and left, but Fatty Lu did not take advantage of this opportunity to woo Kong Sizhen again, but hurried back to the old traitor Wu’s temporary residence to ask to see Hu Guozhu, and then first kept his promise and asked Hu Guozhu to give him love. Sun Yanling changed to a big house in order to establish an image of being kind to the surrendered general, and then truthfully reported his plan to Hu Guozhu.After hearing Fatty Lu's shameless trick, Hu Guozhu was stunned and cursed Fatty Lu as despicable, and then questioned whether Fatty Lu's plan would work?

"Uncle, please don't worry, my nephew and son-in-law have already thought it over carefully. Even if they are not [-]% sure, there are at least [-]% to [-]% hope." As a human being, if the Emperor Mangou really ordered her to kill our son, then for the sake of her own future, she will definitely leave a life-saving talisman and a retreat for herself. If this plan succeeds, we will find out that the son was killed. The truth of the case is just around the corner!"

Hu Guozhu blinked his small eyes and calculated carefully. After a long time, Hu Guozhu decided: "It's worth a try! Anyway, even if it fails, our Pingxi Palace will not lose a little bit, but if it succeeds in one fell swoop, the benefits will be endless!" Lu Fatty was overjoyed, and hurriedly discussed the details of the plan with Hu Guozhu, and then went non-stop to find the old man Wu with whom he had a very good relationship, the traitor Gao Dejie, dragged him into the secret room, and discussed and explained in detail in the secret room... ...

After a lot of intensive preparations, in the evening, Hu Guozhu personally suggested to the old traitor Wu that a military parade of the Wu army should be held outside Wuchang at noon the next day, inviting all the Qing court missions to watch, and explaining that it would not only inspire Morale, and it also has the effect of establishing prestige, which can act as a deterrent, forcing the Qing court to abide by its promise to pay money and food.Old traitor Wu was very tempted when he heard that, and Fatty Lu also pulled Wang Shirong to raise his hands to support him. Old traitor Wu immediately made a decision and decided to send [-] elite cavalry under Gao Dejie's command and [-] elite infantry under Wu Yingjing's command to jointly hold a military parade .

That night, Hu Guozhu sent an envoy to inform Wang Xu and others, and invited Wang Xu to lead the Mite Qing Mission to observe the military parade. Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and others were not stupid, and immediately understood that the traitor Wu was planning to show off his power and power , forcing them to abide by the peace agreement and pay money and food, but suffering under the eaves of others, they had to forcefully agree with a smile, and ordered everyone in the Mite Qing Mission to come to observe at noon the next day, and Kong Sizhen was naturally among them.

At noon the next day, all the missions of the Qing Dynasty arrived at the military training ground in the eastern suburbs of Wuchang, and most of the important civil and military officials of the Pingxi Palace were also ordered to participate in the military parade. The wooden platform, the military flag fluttering on the wooden platform, the old traitor Wu's Pingxiwang flag with black characters on a white background is in the middle, and the flags of the generals of the Wu army are on both sides. Ru Yue, motionless.And when the old traitor Wu stepped onto the stage and sat down, Wu Yingjing, who directed the drill, waved the red flag, and the three thousand soldiers of the Wu army immediately knelt down on one knee and shouted in unison, "My lord is a thousand years old, a thousand years old!"

The traitor Wu nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand, and shouted: "All the generals are dead."

Wu Yingjing waved the red flag again, and the three thousand Wu soldiers shouted in unison, "Thank you, my lord!" Then they stood up together, and their movements were uniform and magnificent.

When the traitor Wu waved his hand again, the red flag in Wu Yingjing's hand waved for the third time, the Wu army's war drums sounded immediately, and the horns blared, while the Wu army's infantry and cavalry participating in the drill stood on guard, and followed the red flag in Wu Yingjing's hand. Changing formations, slashing and slashing in vain, are neat and tidy, and the momentum is like a mountain; the cavalry is like a squall, sometimes interspersed with sprints, sometimes sprints, and sometimes separates countless tentacles, encircling and outflanking.Snow and dust billowed on the training ground, military flags fluttered like flying, soldiers and horses were as vigorous as dragons, and the people of Wuchang watching outside the training ground cheered like thunder and applauded continuously.

Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu, Zhou Peigong, Kong Sizhen and others were already tired of seeing infantry and cavalry drills when they were in the capital. Apart from feeling that the spirit and morale of the Wu army was slightly better than the current Eight Banners army, it was not too much. Surprised, the only thing that interested and shocked them was Wu Jun's firearms drill. Whether it was Wu Jun's rocket shooting or Wu Jun's grenade throwing, it was enough to make Wang Xu and others dumbfounded and secretly shocked.At the same time, in order to warn the Qing army, Hu Guozhu and Fatty Lu deliberately brought a Qing army warship with a broken keel that was no longer worth repairing, but it was only painted brand new, and practiced infantry attacking the ship on the spot. When they turned into a fire boat, the faces of Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and the others turned even paler. They knew that once the Wu army was equipped with this kind of weapon in large quantities, the various advantages of the Qing army's navy would definitely be lost in the water battle. no longer exist!
Seeing the pale faces of Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and others, the villainous old traitor Wu was naturally very proud, and asked: "Wang Shangshu, Xiong Zhongtang, after watching this exercise of Wang Xiongshi, do you have any comments? "

Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and the others were silent together, and after a long while, Wang Xu reluctantly replied: "The West King's army really deserves its reputation, especially the firearms in the West King's army, it is absolutely invincible in the world." Satisfied, Wang Xu asked curiously again: "Your Majesty, dare to ask the lord again. I heard that there is a huge ship that can fly into the sky in the lord's army. Why didn't you see the drill today?"

"That's called an airship, today..." The old man Wu corrected the name casually. He wanted to introduce that the north wind was too strong today and it was not suitable for the airship to be deployed. Looking at Fatty Lu next to him, he said, "Ask your friend Yifeng. He built the airship for me. Why didn't you arrange a rehearsal today? Ask him."

Wang Xu turned his curious eyes to Fatty Lu, and Fatty Lu naturally would not reveal the weakness of his own army's killer weapon, so he just smiled and replied: "Brother Zizhuan, don't blame me, you are an imperial envoy, holding the imperial decree in your hand is like the presence of the Holy Spirit, if you arrange an airship drill, brother, Flying on Brother Zi Zhuan, I'm afraid that there will be a crime of disrespect, so I didn't arrange it."

Wang Xu was silent, and shook his head after a while, regretfully said: "Unfortunately, otherwise, Brother Yu would really want to have the cheek to beg Brother Yu to let Brother Yu also go to the sky."

"Brother Zizhuan, you don't have to regret it." Fatty Lu said with a smile: "When brother Zizhuan goes to the court and asks the court to send the general's salary and food to Wuchang for delivery as scheduled, I will invite the prince to send out an airship to pick up Zizhuan." Brother, take a trip to the sky and enjoy the magnificent rivers and mountains of China.”

Wang Xu was silent again, and after a while he asked the old traitor Wu in a begging tone: "My lord, you can't think about the time when the military pay and food are paid, and give us some grace?"

"Yifeng has already made it very clear that a gentleman's promise is worth a thousand gold, let alone my emperor's long live?" Old man Wu replied with a treacherous smile: "As a minister, I naturally dare not trap the monarch in a place of unbelief, so the old man I really dare not agree."

"Then how about a humble official pleading with the lord with the reputation of the Minister of the Ministry of War and the imperial envoy?" Wang Xu begged unswervingly: "Please look at the inferior official's inferiority, please allow some time, or reduce the down payment appropriately, and give it to me." The lower officials have a little room to move around, and all the consequences will be borne by the humble, I don't know if the prince will agree."

"This..." The traitor Wu was a little hesitant, considering whether to give in a little bit, to give Wang Xu a little face and to ensure that the military pay and food can be obtained.Hu Guozhu stood up over there, cupped his hands and said: "Father-in-law, Tangguan Wang, this is not a place to talk, and it is snowing in the open air and it is cold. Father-in-law is old, and it is not convenient to stay here for a long time. Why don't we stay here another day?" How about discussing this matter in the father-in-law's palace? This is more grand."

Wang Xu looked at the snowflakes flying in the sky, then at the gray-bearded old traitor Wu, nodded in agreement helplessly, and asked again: "So, can General Jin Wu determine an exact time? Today is November 25th, we Time is really running out.”

"How about noon the day after tomorrow?" Hu Guozhu answered casually, then turned to old traitor Wu and asked, "Father-in-law, my son-in-law dares to make such an arrangement. I wonder if grandfather will be satisfied."

"Success, noon the day after tomorrow." Old Man Wu nodded his head treacherously and agreed.Over there, Xiong Cilu, Kong Sizhen and the others breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had two more nights to prepare, and whether they could force Old Traitor Wu to make concessions by buying off old traitor Wu's confidantes, it was up to him. It's been two nights—but fortunately, Xiong Cilu's move to buy off the generals of the Wu army went smoothly. Now Wu Yingqi, Xia Guoxiang, and Ma Bao, the three veterans of the Wu army who have a very close relationship with the old traitor of Wu, have all been under the control of the Qing court. Zhen Yibao made a promise under the offensive, and promised to try his best to persuade old traitor Wu to make a proper concession.

Wang Xu, who didn't know that Xiong Cilu and others were eager to agree to Kang Mazi's promise, was overjoyed, and hurriedly cupped his hands to thank him. The old traitor Wu stood up again and ordered a heavy reward for the soldiers in the formation. Wu Yingjing conveyed the order, and among the three thousand soldiers, naturally Immediately there was another burst of cheers.And the old traitor Wu coughed and said: "Master Wang, Xiong Zhongtang, I am old and frail, I have to go back to rest first, so I won't accompany you. Guozhu, Yifeng, you two can give the banquet on behalf of the king, remember, The hospitality should be warmer, don't let others say that the king is stingy."

"Thank you, my lord." Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and others quickly saluted and thanked them.Hu Guozhu, Fatty Lu and the others also hurriedly bowed and agreed, watching Old Traitor Wu leave with the support of the guards.Afterwards, Hu Guozhu first ordered the army to disband and retreat back to the camp, and then invited Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and others to accompany them to a banquet in the city. Sun Yanling, Shang Zhixiao, Geng Juzhong and others got off the stage and rode together.

When they went down to the viewing platform and got on their horses, Gao Dejie happened to lead the cavalry of the Wu army back to the camp, and walked shoulder to shoulder with Hu Guozhu and others. Among the Wu Jun team behind Gao Dejie, a very discordant voice suddenly sounded, and asked with a smile: "Si Gege, do you still remember me?"

"Is there someone here who recognizes me?" Kong Sizhen raised his head in doubt, but saw a low-level general of the Wu army in the uniform of a sentry officer flashing behind Gao Dejie. : "Si Gege, long time no see, have you changed men again?"

"What did you say?" Kong Sizhen's pretty face suddenly changed color.Over there, Sun Yanling clenched his fists immediately, Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu, Kong Sizhen and others were at a loss, Gao Dejie turned around and shouted: "Li Ya, what are you farting?"

"Back to the general, the general does not dare to talk nonsense." The Wu army sentry officer named Li Ya said with a smile: "The last time the general was ordered to go to the capital on business, this four princesses had a one-night dewy marriage with the general. At that time, Si Gege also said that she has met countless men, and I can be regarded as one of the more powerful ones, even stronger than a Zhongtang named Xiong!"

"Hahahahaha...!" The Wu Jun soldiers around burst into laughter.Kong Sizhen's pretty face turned pale, and she couldn't remember whether she had ever had a super-friendly relationship with this Wu army general named Li Ya—because there were too many.The expressions on the faces of Xiong Cilu and Sun Yanling are more exciting than the other, blue and white, purple and red, but they dare not say a word.

"Bastard!" Hu Guozhu couldn't bear it anymore, rushed up and pulled that Li Ya down, first slapped him on the face, and roared: "That bastard, do you know what you are doing? Four Who is Gege, someone like you can insult at will?"

"General Jin Wu, the last general didn't dare to insult Si Gege, the last general told the truth." Li Ya covered his face and said with great aggrievedness: "If General Jin Wu doesn't believe it, you can ask Si Gege—is the inside of her thigh right? Is there a red mole covering half of the fingernail? If not, I will be willing to die!"

Kong Sizhen's pretty face was completely pale, and the complexions of Sun Yanling, Xiong Cilu, Zhou Peigong, Shang Zhixiao, Geng Juzhong and others became even more exciting - because they all knew that Kong Sizhen did have such a feature, especially Shang Zhixiao, who was once in Lu The fat man blew about it in front of him.In the snow, these people, Hu Guozhu, Gao Dejie and others were all silent, only Li Ya's voice echoed, "That time, Si Gege even betrayed the prince, but the general is loyal to the prince, of course not Promise, I just took advantage of it by the way..."

"Slap!" A new sound of slap came, Fatty Lu was furious, first he slapped Li Ya heavily, then pulled out his waist knife, and roared with a livid face: "You fucking talk nonsense again, I'm now I will kill you!"

Li Ya saw Fatty Lu's ferocious appearance, and finally closed his stinky mouth. Gao Dejie also kicked him on the body, and shouted: "Drag back to the camp, and hit the eighty army stick again! Another hundred slaps!" "

The soldiers around Gao Dejie rushed up, dragged Li Ya up and walked out. Fatty Lu kicked him hard in the ass again, then threw the waist knife to Hong Xiguan next to him, and turned to the king. Xu, Kong Sizhen, Sun Yanling and others bowed to the ground, and said very sincerely: "Brother Zizhuan, Sigege, Sun Junmen, my lords, the last general is ineffective in running the army, and indulges the nonsense of the subordinates, I am very sorry Please rest assured, I will definitely report to the prince in the end, please treat this person seriously!"

"Yeah, this matter is indeed our fault." Hu Guozhu quickly saluted, and concealed: "And the general believes that with four squares of golden branches and jade leaves, what the madman said just now is absolutely nonsense, there is absolutely no Such a thing! The general will report to the lord, please behead that madman, and apologize to Si Gege."

Gao Dejie, who was incapable of running the army, also hurriedly apologized, expressing his absolute support for Hu Guozhu's decision.Wang Xu, Xiong Cilu and the others were silent, as if they didn't hear anything, while Kong Sizhen stood silently in the snowflakes with a blank expression, even though the wind and snow covered her body, she remained motionless all the time, as if her soul had already emerged. orifices.Only Sun Yanling trembled all over, and the expression on his face was constantly changing.

Suddenly, Sun Yanling pulled out the treasured knife from his waist, raised the knife and rushed towards Kong Sizhen, roaring heart-piercingly, "Bitch—!"

The steel knife was approaching, but Kong Sizhen remained motionless, as if he was ready to die calmly, while Xiong Cilu, Zhou Peigong and others retreated quickly, fearing that they would suffer disaster from the fish pond.Only our Fatty Lu, who did not know where a burst of courage came from, yelled "Sigege" and rushed forward, pressing Kong Sizhen under him, and blocked Sun Yanling's steel knife with his back for Kong Sizhen.

"Bang!" A steel knife suddenly stretched out from the body of Jin Tiejiao, holding Sun Yanling's waist knife, the two swords intersected, and Sun Yanling's steel knife flew into the air.When everyone was surprised and went to look at the person, they saw that the person holding Sun Yanling's steel sword was a cross-eyed soldier who never left Fatty Lu's side.Hu Guozhu, Gao Dejie and others were all taken aback. They rushed forward, grabbed Sun Yanling together, and persuaded loudly, "Sun Junmen, Sun Junmen, calm down! Please calm down!"

"Let go! Let me go!" Sun Yanling struggled desperately, shouted with blood red eyes: "Let go of me! I will die with this bitch today! I will die with her!"

"Yifeng, take Si Gege away!" Hu Guozhu shouted.

"Si Gege, let's go!" Fatty Lu, who escaped from death and secretly regretted that he had gone too far, heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly pulled Kong Sizhen up and ran out, but Kong Sizhen was like a puppet, not struggling at all, just letting Fatty Lu drag Running to a place where there is no one, tears welled up in her beautiful eyes, but she kept holding back and refused to flow out of them.

"Don't pull me! Don't pull me! I'm going to kill this bitch! I'm going to die with this bitch!"

Amidst Sun Yanling's frantic and desperate howls, the faces of Kong Sizhen, such as Xiong Cilu, Zhou Peigong, Shang Zhixiao, and Geng Juzhong, either had blank expressions, gloated, or secretly shook their heads regretting that Sun Yanling's knife just now hadn't been cut. The scourge of Fatty Lu?But none of them was willing to catch up with Kong Sizhen and express even symbolic advice and comfort.But when Kong Sizhen looked back and saw this scene, the tears that had accumulated in her beautiful eyes finally slid down her cheeks, bit by bit, and slowly hit the cold land covered by white snow.

(End of this chapter)